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>just turned 27
>stuck in a dead end job
>have 15k in the bank
>40k in crypto
>5k in (((stock)))
>about 10k in a 401k equivalent

im fucked arent i

>> No.10426871

move to baltics, you can buy 3000m2 land 30min from the coast for 20k euros, then build a 3-storey house for another 80k.

>> No.10426877

>>10426871
girls there are nice too

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>>10426871
>>10426877
i might be able to avoid the JUSTing if i did that, since houses are about 600k here

>> No.10427111

>>10426859
sounds better than most millennials.

>> No.10427147

>>10426859
You aren't doing too bad , maybe take the cash and live of the grid (kind of) for 1yr, and just learn to daytrade or short btc or another failing company.

>> No.10427149

>>10426859
No debt?

Man you're doing better than 80% of the population.

>> No.10427154

>>10426859
Hey, look at the bright side. At least you aren't getting paid 10 rupees per hour to FUD REQ.

>> No.10427167

>>10426871
Land cheaper than house??

*Stabs you in the balls* back the fuck off ?!?!

>> No.10427172

>>10426871
Baltic has no place for faggors like OP

>> No.10427177

>>10426871

Sounds like a good plan

>retarded fat clap with hardly any capital
>relocates his entire life to a country half way around the world
>can't speak the local language
>has absolutely no local connections
>doesn't have the right to stay in EU more than 30 days without a visa
>can't get a visa because has no capital
>can't get citizenship cause can't speak language and doesn't live there
>not enough money to NEET so would have to work in a job which pays hardly anything compared to what he is accustomed to
>will probably get beaten by drunk gopniks / maroza as soon as he walks into the street

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>>10426859
You are literally in the lead nigga

>Bank account: $46.89
>Shit job, shit pay
>23
>No crypto
>$287 in stocks, down from $350
>No 401k

>> No.10427645

just

>> No.10427672

31 y/o
40k crypto
5k stocks
20k student loans, otherwise no debt
PhD in 3 months

Will i make it?

>> No.10427724

>>10427672
You old, you’ve already lost.

>> No.10428325

>>10426859
27 and ur net worth is roughly 70k? Youre not doing that bad anon desu

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>>10426871
p-p-please dont do it we have high taxes and shit

>> No.10430690

>>10427672
>PhD at 31
Whew, lad, what did you do? I have <2 years left on my PhD and I'm 26.
>15k crypto
>5.5k 401k
>5k in checking
>no student loans or debt

>> No.10430785

>no job
>negative 75 AUD in the bank
> 30k in debt
>schizo

im gonna make it bros

>> No.10430802

>>10430785
im also homeless lmao at least the debt collectors havnt taken my car

>> No.10430811

You're doing great.

>> No.10430843

>>10426859
you guys are all poor fucks

>> No.10430902

>>10430843
blessed are the poor

>> No.10430931
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10430931

>2k in the bank
>8k in crypto thats down 50%
>sold stocks at a loss
>$300 in 401k
>23 year old boomer

help

>> No.10430950

25
no degree
3.10BTC
145,000$ in my bank account

>> No.10430951

>>10427149
This kek.

>> No.10430968

>>10430931
>5k in the bank
>2k in crypto
>2k in stocks
>21
Get a job you bum

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>>10426859
Good now imagine you were born in India. Feel better? Excellent. Now imagine that there's a space faring species out there in distant space just living life fucking other hottie sentient species, complete with the best drugs humanity has yet to discover. Feel worse?

>> No.10430980

>>10427672
I'm 31 with 2 rental properties and a primary residence in Boston. Also got $150k in various stocks and crypto too. You got some catching up to do.

>> No.10430994

>>10430980
u poor bruh
stop arguing

>> No.10431009

>>10430980
how to rental? Are you rich enough to neet it up?

>> No.10431012

>/biz/, I'm young, independent, employed, healthy, not in prison, and a legal citizen in a decent country.
>I even have some investments, but the LARPers here pretend they're doing much better than I am
>how fucked am I?

>> No.10431030

>>10430976
i wouldn't mind being indian if it meant I had enough money to live an middle class indian life and get a qt indian tradwife

most indians on facebook seem to be much happier than 1st worlders

>> No.10431057

>>10431012
>/biz/ i'm a faggot doing horrible on the market
>i haven't had any success so i've convinced myself no one else here has either

>> No.10431101

>>10431009
Almost. I need 2 more rentals and I'll be taking home 130k a year which I can easily live off of while having enough earmarked for maintenance and other bills. Rentals are expensive to get into but once you start collecting rental income it becomes addictive. I want more.

>> No.10431124

>28
>7k bank
>21k mutual fund
>12k crypto
>english degree

We're all gunna make it.

>> No.10431242

33
$60k 401/Roth
$25k robinhood
No debt other than $650 car payment
No CC debt.
MS degree
$120k yr job I hate
$700 in bank
Home worth $1.1M

Living. On. The. Edge.

Literally JUST

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>29
>£30K in bank
>£11.5K in Crypto
>dead end job
>useless degree
>£22k student debt