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10353760 No.10353760 [Reply] [Original]

How can I become a gigolo?

>> No.10353814

>>10353760
workout to get a ottermode body.
dress nice. massimo dutty is enough
go to hotel rooftop sunset party
start conversations with rick women (or men, depends on your market)
make them clearly understand from the begining that you are a giggolo.

>> No.10354469

>>10353814
> excuse me mum, are you rick?

>> No.10355131

Develop a taste for Faygo and facepaint
hang around trailer parks and other white trash ghettos

>> No.10355176

Be hot and make women understand you're one.

>> No.10355233
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10355233

>>10353814
>G'day to you m'lady, fancy playing a match of UNO with this humble gigolo, ay?
Okay what next?

>> No.10355250

>>10353814
You've inspired me. I will begin running again to reach ottermode. I will also throw away my clothes with holes in it and start wearing my nicer clothes. I do not want to be a giggolo though, I just want to bang mature women.

>> No.10355263

>>10353760
just b urself

>> No.10355447

>>10355250
why would you want to bang older women when younger ones have all the juice. if you are a real man you don't go for any woman over 29

>> No.10355469

>>10355447
Truth right here anon.

>> No.10355502

>>10355263
Kek

>> No.10356204

>>10353760
how do you go from leonardo di caprio to this?

>> No.10356259
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10356259

>>10353814
>start conversations with rick women

>> No.10356307

>>10353814
és portugues caralho?

>> No.10356350

>>10355447
He probably fell for the "experienced" womeme, spread by desperate dried up roasties (and idiots).

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10357048

>>10356259
>red knees

>> No.10357696
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10357696

>>10355447
>over 29
try over 22

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10357718

>>10355263
works every time

>> No.10357767

>>10357696
Only nonloser in this thread.

>> No.10357834

>>10355131
under rated

>> No.10357904

>>10357696
I unironcally like older women because they have looser vags that don't hurt my thick peepee. I wish I could get lucky and find a younger girl with a naturally huge pussy, not just a loose one from being a roastie.

>> No.10358072

What’s a gigolo?

>> No.10358120

>>10355131
IeI

>> No.10358414

>>10355131
Clearly the only one who understands the question here.