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Shill a normie who knows nothing about crypto to buy in.
What platform should they use?
What currency should they go for?

>> No.10334373
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10334373

buy chainlink sir. 1 link = 1 lambo

>> No.10334396

>>10334361
Real answer is to just open a coinbase account and buy BTC/ETH every once in a while and enjoy outperforming every single bizlet in existence.

>> No.10334400

>>10334361
>Shill a normie who knows nothing about crypto to buy in?
no.

>> No.10334434

>>10334361
The easiest way to shill to normies is:

>This is the new Bitcoin!

That way it appeals to the "you're still early!" feeling that so many normies want, even though it's a total lie. I'd probably shill ETH or EOS to a normie. "Gonna be the next Bitcoin, my man! You'll be rich!"

>> No.10334455 [DELETED] 

>>10334361
https://share.robinhood.com/brandob2546

Use robinhood it’s free has no minimum and you can trade crypto and stock

If you sign up we both get a free stock

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>>10334361
its over dont do it, the boom has come and gone

>> No.10334496 [DELETED] 

>>10334455
My triple dub commands you faggots

>> No.10334503

>>10334496
maybe when they allow accounts from the first world countries

>> No.10334522 [DELETED] 

>>10334503
Only the us is first world

Eurabia is dead

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>>10334361
Chainlink is the answer. When you explain how Chainlink is the only crypto uniquely positioned to solve the oracle problem, they'll have no choice but to buy in. This is literally a 1000x coin.

>> No.10334551

>>10334361
Gtfo while u can noob

>> No.10334564

>>10334496
Die nigger

>> No.10334911

>>10334523
>>10334373
You don't even know what it is do you

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>>10334911
My man, I don't know what any of this shit is. I just know it's gonna make me rich. And the sooner people start buying LINK, the richer I'll get

>> No.10334956

>>10334361
If you buy low (now) you can sell high (later)
This is literally easy mode for people who are just getting into it. People who bought back when everything was pumping though, they're having a hard time right now. Many of them are selling at a loss.

You should consider yourself lucky.

>> No.10335014

>>10334956
>You should consider yourself lucky.
What are you my mother

>> No.10335043

>>10334361

Don't buy bitcoin it's just going to crash again and again and again and again. Proof in the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg