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My grandma just gave me $2,000 for my 18th birthday. Trips decide what shitcoin I spend it on.

>> No.10281122

KEYCOIN

>> No.10281121

That is only 1800 dollars not 2000.

>> No.10281131

all in on link

>> No.10281133

>>10281094
If you're not completely fucking retarded one of the ones that coinbase just announced. Should probably be BAT.

>> No.10281140
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10281140

Lose your virginity with that 1,000% ROI back in confidence.

>> No.10281153

>>10281121
it's actually $2000

>> No.10281173

Take pics of yourself holding up cash on IG and share it with black people and message them “u tryna get paid yung homie? I got dat werk “

>> No.10281202

>>10281131
I unironically already have 100k link

>> No.10281243

Iop

>> No.10281258

>>10281094
LINK obviously

>> No.10281271

XLM

>> No.10281277
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10281277

COLX

>> No.10281280

>>10281094
Coke and hookers

>> No.10281281

>>10281094
Link $1000 EOY, thank me in 2020

>> No.10281307
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10281307

Trips and rlc of course

>> No.10281315

BNB after the next burn

>> No.10281326

>>10281281
EOY 2018 you fudder.

>> No.10281335

>>10281094

All in on Ambrosus sir! it has 2000+ fully integrated partnerships (under NDA)! good coin!

>> No.10281343

>>10281335

>ID = Toerag

what did kek mean by this?

>> No.10281431
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10281431

Phore

>> No.10281453

>>10281094
When I was 18, I just used money to get laid or get high. I fear for the onions generation

>> No.10281455
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10281455

http://exitscam.me/play

>> No.10281462

>>10281094
Post pics of ur grandma
Does she keep cash around the house usually

>> No.10281489

LINK obviously

>> No.10281497
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10281497

>>10281153
>"Im my mind it was $2000"

>> No.10281519

>>10281094
$400 for the coins coinbase will be listing.

>> No.10281592

>>10281462
my grandma, bless her heart, always had 2000€ "emergency funds" stuffed in her bra, and I'm not joking

>> No.10281605

>>10281592
What if I told you it was for when her pimp came along and asked for his cut?

>> No.10281606

>>10281121
I see 20 bills, two pairs are really close to each other so depending which edge or corner you're counting you'll miss two

>> No.10281611

Confido

>> No.10281617

>>10281094
all in Chainlink of course

>> No.10281627

>>10281271
Only good answer itt. Or RMT.

>> No.10281645

link

>> No.10281658

>>10281617
reroll

>> No.10281680

Bitconnect

>> No.10281698

>>10281094
>Meme answer
Chainlink
>Geniune non-shitcoin gold dust
Maker (MKR)

>> No.10281789
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10281789

wow OP what a coincidence, look what my aunt got me for birthday today

Im gonna get some stinky link with that money and put that sausage in my big asshole

100k eoy soon

>> No.10281898

>>10281094
RLX

>> No.10281903

>>10281094
most my grandma ever gave me was $50

spoiled faggots

>> No.10281906

>>10281094

Bitcoin

>> No.10281915

Hydro

>> No.10281991

>>10281094
9 shares of facebook stock. Blow the rest on weed/alcohol/microtransactions/friends/whatever makes you happy

>> No.10281995

LINK

>> No.10282045

>>10281094
none y'all niggas can even count, this is clearly only 1800 and op is a larping faggot, even google image search shows this pic

>> No.10282099

>>10281903
>hurr suffer with me
Crab mentality.

>> No.10282108

Bitbean

>> No.10282128

>>10281121
you never learned how to count, this is why your investments are failing, please leave this board.

>>10281094
HOOKERS AND BLOW

>> No.10282136

>>10282045
> larping about $2000 dollars

>> No.10282150

>>10282045
Yep. This picture shows up on Google when you search for "$1800 worth of $100 bills"

>> No.10282158

>>10281094
Seriously don't do that. Shitcoins are a scam, all of crypto is pretty much a scam. There's money to be made but it's basically gambling at this point, you'd be better putting your money on a roulette spin. Plus there's taxes and fees if you do this shit the normie way, and if you don't do it the normie way it can be sketchy as fuck.

Just put that money in the bank or buy some blue-chip stocks. Accumulate wealth until you have ~$500k and then spread it out across a few ETFs with an annual return close to 10% and then you're set for life with a passive $50k/year return. I sincerely wish that had been my approach from the beginning instead of fucking around in crypto for the last year or so.

>> No.10282177

>>10281335
Pajeet shilling detected - Next time dont say "Sir"

>> No.10282207

Sex toys

>> No.10282258

OP LISTEN TO ME

don't spend it on crypto put it into stock like AMD or lockhead martin

>> No.10282264

>>10282258
getting nervous, wall street?

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>>10282264
banker actually, I just think a 0.05 APY savings account is better lmao

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10282314

Depends. How much money do you have in the bank? If you don't have an emergency fund large enough to pay for at least 3 months of expenses, put it in such a bank account and do nothing with it. Try to find a dank bank that gives you a decent interest rate, no Bank of America 0.01% apy shit. If you do have enough saved up you can do whatever you want with it. Go throw it in crypto, save up for a car, use it for your expenses, whatever tf you want.

>> No.10282364

Tether :S

>> No.10282735

Ambrosus

>> No.10282768
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10282768

time to become a digimarine, bucko

>> No.10282820

Just buy XRP at this point or get 2 million shares of BABB right now.

>> No.10282869

>>10281094
god i wish someone just gave me money

>> No.10283054

Nuls, faggot.

>> No.10283284

obviously link

>> No.10283332

Trtl

>> No.10283342

>>10281094

fomo3d

>> No.10283409

cnn my nigger

>> No.10283412

>>10281094
Kill yourself.

>> No.10283417

>>10281094
Decred or Bitcoin Cash. The top 2 Bitcoin forks imo.

>> No.10283441

>>10281094

Cardano

but if you want to have some fun then gamble it on casino coin at your local brick and mortar.

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>>10281094
Cigarettes.
You're gonna need 'em where you're going.
Stealing money from a grandmother....

Sheesh.

>> No.10283533

Niggercoin

>> No.10283571

>>10281789
>birthdax
is that like some kind of strain that gets mailed to you?

>> No.10283788

>>10281094
wait until 2020 and then buy 2 LINK

>> No.10283797

>>10281094
NEBL

>> No.10284122

>>10281121
count again

>> No.10284135

>>10281094
bitcoin
ETF is going to be announced in august

>> No.10284167

Dogecoin

>> No.10284176 [DELETED] 

>>10281094
FOMO3D
http://exitscam.me/SuicideWatch

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10284184

obviously fomo3d is going to break ethereum. its worth getting a bit of eth and some fomo keys and p3d right now. atleast 1% of your portfolio, as a fools insurance.

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>>10281094
pic related, video related.
exitscam.me
trust me the risk/reward ratio here is amazing.
this will break ethereum. youll see

>> No.10284328

>>10281094
fomo3d buy 100 keys thank me later

>> No.10284390

>>10281094
OP if i get trips, put it all in XEM. XEM is at rock bottom low support and lowest its going is 10 cents. With 2k you buy at least 10k XEM and you'll be set. 10k XEM is a pivotal number in NEM(XEM) that most people don't know about. It allows average users to partake in the harvesting of fees by delegating their proof of importance to a supernode and allowing them to generate transactions on your behalf. Your proof-of-importance is what you are delegating, because (POI) determines your reputation in the NEM community and governs everything pretty much. I cant go into further explanation without explaining everything about NEM(XEM) but do this for me OP.

trips get check em

>> No.10284405

skycoin

>> No.10284487

ETC, BAT and ZEC

>> No.10284815

>>10281094
XTO

Look, I know none of you fucks even know what this is but you will. Launching Altmarket in a few weeks. This has been discussed in discord communities, under the radar, actually productive, and 100% vested with the SEC, CFTC, etc.

Fuck real shitcoins and make a real investment.

>> No.10285489

ETC

>> No.10285584

>>10281121
You big dummy.

>> No.10285611

>>10281140
This. /thread

>> No.10285632

Link
Eoy 1000

>> No.10286016

>>10281094

buy bitcoin gold and bitconnect

>> No.10286026

>>10281094
The only shit coin to buy is BTC

>> No.10286033

>>10281094
Sweet carbon fiber hood, bro.

>> No.10286052

Zrx if dubs

>> No.10286077

Invest in my personal crypto. I call it anonbux

>> No.10286080

>$2000

That's really not a lot of money OP