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I want to use my bitcoin many to improve my looks so I can get a gf. I have 10k set aside to spend. What should I do?

>> No.10247798

>>10247764
i bet it feels nice to have a gf

>> No.10247808

>>10247764
pine pollen and nettle root tincture for higher test levels

>> No.10247819
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>>10247764
i feel weird after watching this

>> No.10247836
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I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

>> No.10247844

teh fuck why did u have to post that

>> No.10247856

>>10247764
who records this shit?

>> No.10247911

>>10247856
happy people who want something to look at when they're apart

>> No.10247950

>>10247764
if you are fat buy free weights and do high rep low weight every day
if you have large facial asymmetry, get a nosejob
if you have big bags under eyes get a blepharoplasty
spend your money going out and learning to interact with people
if you have to, find some cool guys and offer to pay for their beers to hang out with you and teach you game/give you social cred

>> No.10247968

>>10247798
its even better if she is your little sister aswell.

>> No.10247975

>>10247950
>blepharoplasty
what the fuck anon that looks terrifying

>> No.10247976

>>10247836
you can hang out at my house if you want

>> No.10247990

Get plastic surgery and become the gf

>> No.10248028

>>10247950
Dont listen to him

You r not lonely, you are miserable

Loser w a nosejob is still a loser
First you have to find peace in your heart and cut the roots of your misery

Even if you land urself a qt pie now, you'll be feeling like a fraud. That guy's advice only works if you r ded inside, but you being lonely says you are still there feeling.

Mb, change places, go see exotic animals in national parks. Go pub crawling. Buy afish tank. Start crafting. Develop your own film photoes. Idk, what ur life lacks, you know.
Go live a full life until you genuinely wanna share the joy of it. Then getting a gf will be natural to you

>> No.10248039
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>tfw when I make it my only potential mates will be gold diggers
>tfw will never have a genuine gf

>> No.10248051
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>tfw I will be a millionaire incel

>> No.10248053

>>10248028
This is horseshit. I felt shitty about my life until I got a girlfriend. Turns out, I just needed a gf to stop feeling shitty. Everything else is just a distraction.

>> No.10248054

>>10247975
its easily one of the best plastic surgeries in terms of making you look better and not like you've had work done
almost everyone in the 1% has one at some point in their life

>> No.10248072

>>10248028
you're partially right; however
dont underestimate that human beings are animals- we are designed to avoid bad genes and ostracize genetic weakness
significant facial asymmetry (say worst 5%) is as crippling as massive obesity. it is not that person's fault and in that case i would recommend a surgery as appropriate

>> No.10248078

>>10247798
it does, im going to go hug mine right now and tell her how amazing she is then suck on those titties

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>ugly gooks! I only want a white wife, a real woman. Enjoy your noodlewhores, cucks

>> No.10248440

>>10248402
Which one is the boyfriend?

>> No.10248467

Lift to gain or lose weight
Good haircut and shave
Appointment at the dermatologist and get your skin clean
Buy well fitting, modern clothes
Find a group of friends to go to clubs and bars with on weekends

If you need help with making conversation, just practice. When you talk to a cute girl for the first time, try to make her laugh, but naturally and not forced, and just ask about where she's from, why she's out etc


Good luck

>> No.10248473

>>10247764
are they bf and gf? or brother and sister? or brother and brother? I honestly can't tell

>> No.10248487

>>10247798
Most women aren't like the girl OP posted, especially not western women.

>> No.10248502

>>10247976
can i come

>> No.10248514

>>10247990
this

>>10247856
wannabe youtube stars

>> No.10248546

>>10248487
Then to to Asia

>> No.10248606
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>>10248546

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>>10248440

>> No.10248640

>>10247976
Can I come

>> No.10248653

>>10248473
>brother and sister
>guy is white while the girl is asian

>> No.10248664

>>10247976
mom says u have to let me play with u guys

>> No.10248681

>comparing your love life to that of scripted asian gifs

AHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.10248698

>>10248653
didn't even notice

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10248740

I know that feel
Same here
And I don't even require that my future gf is female, as long as it's cute, I don't even care if it's a guy

I DESERVE TO BE LOVED!
I just want to be loved...

>> No.10248745

>>10247764
girls like this only exist as virgins or when you're her first.

>> No.10248791

>>10248745
doesn't take away the novelty though. More like enhances it

>> No.10248851

>>10247764
The fuck are they doing? Clearly an autistic couple

>> No.10248876

>>10248681
4chan is an anime website