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Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:27:36 2018 No.10213202 [Reply] [Original]

a friend of mine works at CNN and called me early, so i market sold all my 180 bitcoins 5 minutes ago. the news is out. this is the end of crypto. had fun guys.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:29:06 2018 No.10213227

>>10213202
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life.

The fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction.

Obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same.

I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner.

I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it.

The only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that.

I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day.

Unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven.

Honestly the only reason I even want to make it is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum.

I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all.

I live for that day to come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:29:38 2018 No.10213233 >>10213202 i just bought 100k worth of IOTA so whatever my dude.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:34:28 2018 No.10213295
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>>10213202
>I heard this guy tried to take his bitcoin to the bank.
>he asked the teller how much they were worth.
>she said just a little “bit”

>HEHE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:41:03 2018 No.10213350 I pirated the next leaked CNBC season and SPOILER ALERT bitcoin hits fucking $99

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:42:41 2018 No.10213366 >>10213202 why is this bad? now his BTC will never be dumped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:44:29 2018 No.10213379 OP is the ultimate brainlet >Satoshi dies >his private keys die with him >less supply >BTC pumps to Jupiter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:45:17 2018 No.10213392 Fuck off Satoshi, it's obviously photoshopped. Stop trying to pump your fucking bitcoin supply

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:07:20 2018 No.10213590 Bitcoin was just turned down on Shark Tank. >>10213202 look at all those coins laying on the highway

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:13:48 2018 No.10213651

>>10213202
Buying BCH is the only way to make it in life

BCH is literally the new paradigm in crypto

I’m going to spread this on twitter, facebook, youtube everything everywhere

Everywhere and everyone will be buying and using BCH

BCH will go over 9000! Everyone will be using it and transactions will be so fast and cheap.

Did you not hear that everyone is buying and using BCH now?

Omg like BCH is brilliant!

Lets buy BCH and HODL forever

You didn’t think BCH could be stopped did (((you)))?

Didn’t you hear?

We will have 10 trillion market cap within the next year!

Buying BCH is the best way to success!!

I’m writing a book on BCH

BCH long foreverrrrrr and everrrre!!!!!
<3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Hey do you like BCH and making money?

Because I like LOVE bch!

Omg I love BCH so much!

I like talking about BCH and how fast and cheap transactions are. It is the real bitcoin. Roger Ver is brilliant and Craig Wright is Satoshi.

I love how BCH is backed by Satoshi too as it is his true vision as per the white paper!

BCH is the new paradigm!!

I’ll buy BCH and go long forever and everrr ;)

I’ve been buying BCH this whole time

I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into buying BCH and we are all making a lot of money together.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money with BCH since the airdrop. A lot of my friends are making tons of money off of BCH and we’re going to make a lot more!

I can’t wait to get my own miner from vitamin so I can help mine BCH but until then I’ll just invite people to my house to buy BCH and I’ll also buy BCH in my car.

Buying BCH is the best guaranteed way to make money!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:17:32 2018 No.10214225 None of you autists have friends irl... grade f larp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:10:35 2018 No.10214904 >>10213366 Exactly lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:39:32 2018 No.10215048 CNN? Thanks. Just bought the dip

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