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[Anonymous No.10175402]

>even if you make it you will still have a small dick

[Anonymous No.10175446]

Just eat a (((MILF)))'s pussy bro

[Anonymous No.10175454]

can't relate, sorry bro

[Anonymous No.10175460]

>>10175402
The top shelf prostitutes don't seem to mind

[Anonymous No.10175498]

>>10175402
>If i make it i'll be rich and fairly handsome with a 7.5" dick

[Anonymous No.10175505]

>>10175402
im so fucked

[Anonymous No.10175514]

just shave your dick balls and ass region regularly
it unironically makes your dick look bigger
i got fairly small dick (5 inches) but i regularly get compliments from girls on how big and nice it is
i'm small in stature so nothing looks out of place
if you can't be big, at least make it look pretty

[Anonymous No.10175516]

It's crazy to consider sometimes what effect genital size has on the world. If you're well endowed you literally never think about it. But probably half of dudes out there are thinking about it, compensating for it, being motivated by it.

[Anonymous No.10175523]

>>10175402
Just push down the ruler into your crotch

[Anonymous No.10175524]

>tfw 7.5 inch girthy dick
>5'3

like is a cruel comedy

[Anonymous No.10175543]

Ok so we are measuring when erect, right

And do you begin from the bottom of the shaft? Or from the skin by the base of the groin

[Anonymous No.10175545]

>>10175498
>if I make it
don't count those chickens before they hatch, because they probably won't

[Anonymous No.10175676]

>>10175543
bump

[Anonymous No.10175685]

>>10175402
There is a reason God made asians

[Anonymous No.10175688]

>>10175543
you press the end of the ruler to right above your pubic bone

[Anonymous No.10175696]

>>10175514
Kek. You and I both. No problem with getting sex either

[Anonymous No.10175699]

I have a big one but only had sex once and it was awkward because she was a qt nippon but couldnt really take it

[Anonymous No.10175880]

>>10175696
girls are also much more willing to lick your asshole if it's shaven
and having them eat your ass is usually the first step to them letting you eat their ass, which is always the highlight of any sexual encounter
for me, i guess, because that is my fetish.

you haven't truly lived until you're getting rimmed by a qt while she strokes your cock, and then she swivels around and puts her asshole right on your lips. pure heavenly bliss

[Anonymous No.10175944]

>>10175880
I let a girl squirt in my asshole once. Does that appeal to you?

[Anonymous No.10176075]

>>10175944
sure, if she's into that. nothing inherently gross about piss play imho... i personally enjoy it when girls swallow my semen, so why shouldn't they be allowed to squirt all over me?

i'm down for pretty much everything except role play and BDSM. not really my thing, in fact it's kind of a turn off

[Anonymous No.10176087]

>>10175402
Joke's on you retard I have no hope of making it.

[Anonymous No.10176104]

>>10175402
6'2 with a 7" cock

...but only $1500 to my name

[Anonymous No.10176121]

>>10175402
wait, so these dick extension pills ive been taking wont work???? plz reply.

[Anonymous No.10176123]

>>10176075
you're pretty patrician then.

[Anonymous No.10176179]

>>10175880
>and having them eat your ass is usually the first step to them letting you eat their ass

Gross, that's where they poop from anon

[Anonymous No.10176183]

>>10175402
just fuck my shit up senpai

[Anonymous No.10176365]

>>10176179
hello newfren
a girl's asshole is just like any other orifice
it deserves tender care and respect
if you lick it and make her feel good, with enough lube she might even let you put your dick in it

now wouldn't that feel nice?

[Anonymous No.10176467]

>>10175402
>8 inch dick and made it

OP, make sure u dont breed on ur way out, don't need more dicklets spreading their dicklet genes, let the rest of the chads populate this earth

[Anonymous No.10176496]

So just buy a dick implant with your crypto gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auptXYhT80

[Anonymous No.10176517]

>>10176496
lol and this guy passed on his dicklet genes, people like this should just get gunned down when they knowingly pass on inferior genes

[Anonymous No.10176530]

>>10176517
stay mad, it's survival of the fittest

[Anonymous No.10176554]

>>10176530
lol survival of the fittest dictates that in the future these shit gened dicklets will just get replaced by designer babies, no point in trying to spend resources to fix what was born inferior when u can just create a superior generation with chad genes

[Anonymous No.10176562]

>5.5 inch dick
>made my 1st Million beforehand 21yrs old
>Fucked over 50 different women

If your pockets are phat your cock size dont matter.

[Anonymous No.10176612]

>>10176554
>genes are important, muh dick genes
>genes aren't important, muh designer babies
good thing brainlets like you won't ever make it

[Anonymous No.10176651]

>>10176612
chad genes will be used as the basis for designer babies. or you didn't actually think that they can magically select for genes without using a model as reference, did you? also adjusting chad genes to create even more chad genes will take significantly less effort than changing shit genes into slightly acceptable genes. u cite survival of the fittest and ur on biz yet u actually dont know what the fuck ur talking about lol, whatever is more efficient in the market will win in the long run.

[Anonymous No.10178007]

>every girl he's slept with hasn't commented on how huge his dick is
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10179068]

>>10176612
kek, this.

[Anonymous No.10179135]

>>10176104
Be a gold digger

[Anonymous No.10179202]

>>10176651
>implying 99% of the genome won't be thrown out and redone from scratch
The idea is to prevent all genetic maladies even the recessive ones that chads have but don't show. Its why your dad was able to fuck your mom, but your a whiny faggot on 4chan poorly regurgitating half remembered arguments you read once somewhere.

[Anonymous No.10179763]

>>10175944
>girl squirt in my asshole
>girl
>in my asshole
ok anon

[Anonymous No.10179942]

>>10175402
Can't relate faggot

[Anonymous No.10180012]

Don’t worry anon. Less than 4” hard and has killed any confidence I ever had. Literally cannot get hard once I’m with a girl because I’m over thinking what she might say about my dick. Don’t want her to see that soft ass barely 1 and a half inch shit. God I hope there’s something I can buy once I make it.

[Anonymous No.10180013]

>>10175402
I’ll buy a hollowed out strap on

[Anonymous No.10180023]

>>10175514
No. It looks more like a fucking baby dick.

[Anonymous No.10180058]

>>10175454
baste

[Anonymous No.10180073]

>>10180012
holy shit anon I pray that you make it

[Anonymous No.10180138]

>>10175880
My nigga
My fetish since ...no joke 8 or 9
I was always curious of what it would be like to shove my face in a hotties ass

I've gotten older now...and still curious. But let's say it's my gf right, and I want to go down to lick. What if it stinks or I get a bad taste....I'm worried I'd lose interest in her and always look at girls differently even if they are 9s

Any insight?

[Anonymous No.10180192]

>>10180012
This. In my case it's not that it is that small, it's just that I'm a grower and I'm very ashamed of my flaccid dick and the pressure makes it impossible to get it hard..

[Anonymous No.10180429]

>>10175402
>8 inches
>178 cm
>pounding phat ass girls

I can be poor now cause I’m still in my 20s so chicks don’t care. Girls just wanna get pounded by chads sometimes, good luck op.