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A girl that I really like that I’ve known for years invited me to go to church today.


I’ve known her for about 3 years, was friends with mutual friends. We never hung out much but did text every once in a while. I did like her because she was cute, but I ended up dating another chick. That relationship lasted 2 years, and I never lost contact of that girl. Me and my ex just broke up a month ago and I’ve recently started hanging out with the girl, going to dinner, going out and getting a few drinks, etc. she’s always been kinda religious but never invited me to her church.

Now she wants me to go to church with her to check it out. Is this good news for me? I actually really like this girl.

>> No.10109495

>>10109466
You have to 18 to post here son.

Also, make a move on her (not in church).

>> No.10109497

Go to church with her dumbass. Just don't expect any peepee touches

>> No.10109499

>>10109495

What are u a fucking idiot?

I'm bustin a nut in God's house outta respect.

>> No.10109515

>>10109466
what does this have to do with business

>> No.10109527

>>10109515
Women. Women are investments. Investments are businesses

>> No.10109540

>>10109466
>I’ve known her for about 3 years, was friends with mutual friends. We never hung out much but did text every once in a while. I did like her because she was cute, but I ended up dating another chick. That relationship lasted 2 years, and I never lost contact of that girl. Me and my ex just broke up a month ago and I’ve recently started hanging out with the girl, going to dinner, going out and getting a few drinks, etc. she’s always been kinda religious but never invited me to her church.
>Now she wants me to go to church with her to check it out. Is this good news for me? I actually really like this girl.


People still go to church in 2018?

Either way can't help you here but if a girl invites you to do something and you aren't friends she probably wants the D.

Good luck OP

>> No.10109562

>>10109466
Naw don't go to church. Makes you look like a beta cuck. Plus she already kind of likes you or otherwise she wouldnt be spending time with you, so she probably finds it exciting to be with someone that is "bad" (since you dont go to church right now).

>> No.10109592

>>10109540
She’s not like a super close friend, but I’ve known her for years and just recently started hanging out with her more, because I do like her. I just don’t know if she’s just trying to convert or if she’s trying to share this important part of her life with me because she would want to pursue something more with me, like a relationship. She’s definitely gf material

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>>10109540
Fedoras aren't welcome here. /biz/ is a CHRISTIAN board. Please get yourself right with the Lord before coming back here.

>> No.10109609

>>10109515
Look at this newfag.

>> No.10109647

>>10109466
Sure, go, but if you like her, ideally you should take her out somewhere of your choosing first. Ask her to go on a hike or some shit this week.

>> No.10109661

>>10109592
What denomination?

>> No.10109726

>>10109600
>2018
>Still believes in superstition

Sad.

>> No.10109736

>>10109466
>Is this good news for me?
yes. you get to jizz in her after the church visit for sure. Nothing gets the loins in action like men of the cloth preaching the good word of Jesus.

>> No.10109785

>>10109592
Well if you like her and she's gf material then it doesn't really matter whether she likes you or not. Go for it.

If it doesn't work out who cares. Life is too short to worry about that .

Just remember the Alexander the Great and his mule driver met the same fate (death).

>> No.10109792

Feel her out by seeing if she wants to make a day of it and do things like grabbing breakfast beforehand or lunch afterwards, then going to a park. If her religion's really important to her she might be more sexually conservative(most church girls are not sluts despite the stereotype) so make sure you're alright with not getting any pussy for a while.
>>10109600
>muh fedoras
Most Christians don't go to church consistently.

>> No.10109809

>>10109792
Well we’ve had dinner dates before this past month. We have plans of getting dinner after church since it’s in the evening

>> No.10109831

Go to the church, during the biggest sermon make an excuse to look around and explore, hold her hand and look for somewhere secluded where you two can hide. Take her to a hiding spot, stuff her panties in her mouth to muffle any noise and fuck her brains out. Be sure to cum inside her and avoid using a condom, otherwise you will be frowned upon by the church community.

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>>10109515
>>10109609
Gotta post this one...havent seen it in a long time

>> No.10109858

>>10109809
>Well we’ve had dinner dates before this past month
If you've been going to dinner together and she's inviting you to do even more things together odds are that she's into you.

>> No.10109883

>>10109466
Finding a religious girl these days is unicorn tier shit...take your time with her, she's probably a keeper

>> No.10110046

>>10109466
Say no because religion is bullshit and only low IQ hicks and nig nogs still believe that fairytale nonsense then put it in her butt
/thread

>> No.10110150

>>10110046
I can tell you’re a virgin

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Daily reminder that most Americans unironically believe that the Christian God is real

>> No.10110193

>>10109527
>Depreciating assets are investments
You are never going to make it

>> No.10110207

>>10110150
Says the scared little jesus boy asking internet neets for girl advice. I fucked 4 women this month, no church visits required.

>> No.10110236

>>10110193
I think he was implying you can pimp them out

>> No.10110261

>>10110236
Or perhaps breed them

>> No.10110309

>>10110207
I’m not even a church boy mouthbreathing balding aspie. Just want some advice from my favorite apple pie recipe discussion forum.

When you say 4 women this month, did you mean you masterbared to 4 different pornstars so far today? Retard incel

>> No.10110326

the world is not real, it is an illusion

>> No.10110335

>>10109466
Wrong board faggot fuck off

>> No.10110364

>>10110186

t. Instagram Buddhist

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>>10110309
this thread is retarded you're going on dates with this woman and she's inviting you to church she obviously wants the d so give it to her you limp wristed pussy

>> No.10110402

>>10109466
Great blog post OP, how can I sign up for your monthly newsletter?