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10084964 No.10084964 [Reply] [Original]

You fags made me buy a Monster for the first time in my life.

>> No.10084981

>>10084964
They did it to me too hahah fuck specifically the zero cal one cuz a boomer gotta take care of their health

>> No.10084984

>>10084964
Soon you will BECOME the monster.

>> No.10084995
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Tfw monster eats the image

>> No.10084999

S I P B O O M E R S

>> No.10085004

>>10084984
The boomer is eternal

>> No.10085008

>>10084964
>he hasn't been drinking white monsters since 2016

they started viral marketing on /fit/

>> No.10085044

>tastes better than beer
>is healthier than beer (though it probably gets unhealthier pretty quickly if you drink more than 1 can a day)
>that first sip of the day

works for me

>> No.10085056

>>10084964
You have now become The Beast

>> No.10085067

>>10084995
wtf hax

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>>10085044
Mix it up with one of these every few hours

>> No.10085144

Same company invested in Vibe and makes gold hdmi cables?

>> No.10085153

Monster makes me have to pee, redbull tastes better.

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>>10084995

>> No.10085648

>>10084964
enjoy your cancer op

>> No.10086055

>>10084964
boutta go buy one and make a zoomer thread

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>>10084964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>> No.10086733

>>10084964
>that 20 year old boomer who falls for an energy drink viral marketing meme

>> No.10086773

I'm 30 yrs old I don't drink energy drinks but I will probably ironically buy a monster next time i see it as a meme.

>> No.10086792

>>10084964
how was it? ive never drank an energy drink before

>> No.10086794

Red Bull drinker all my life, I get intimidated by the number of flavors available for Monster, which do I choose?

>> No.10086803

>>10086794
1 monster = 2 redbull, caffeine-wise b careful fellow boomer don't get no strokes

>> No.10086815

and just like that my frens another boomer was born

>> No.10086816

>>10086794
also look at the ingredients if ur a newbye u probably want one without ginseng + l-carnitine + other shit, redbull has none of that shit

>> No.10086858

>>10086816
also desu i was a sipper but im back to regular coffee. realized that if as espresso won't make me work a monster won't either

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there good arent they

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>>10084964
https://youtu.be/IfUgJOPoVrY?t=1

>> No.10086900

>>10084964
Gonna buy my first monster today

>> No.10086990

> buy Monster because of fit
> stop drinking Monster because of biz