/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10042096]

>just dress nice and ask to speak to the manager

[Anonymous No.10042123]

>>10042096
>firm handshake and look at him directly in the eye

[Anonymous No.10042154]

>>10042096
god i love these new boomer memes lol

[Anonymous No.10042256]

>>10042096
That's how I literally got my job though

[Anonymous No.10042271]

>just waltz right in and demand they give you a job

[Anonymous No.10042301]

that's literally how you do it.
Seriously, how is your generation worse than millennials?

[Anonymous No.10042305]

>>10042256
Not everyone craves a shitty blue collar job like you lmao

[Anonymous No.10042353]

>>10042271
That's the beauty, by the end of your interaction with the manager you won't need to demand, they'll be demanding to hire you.
>Driving around town
>see help wanted sign
>go in and ask for a manager
>wearing regular day clothes
>ask him what positions he's hiring for, what shifts he needs filled, weekends, etc
>wind up shooting the shit for about 10 minutes
>hands me an application and asks if there's anything he should know that would show up on a background check
>nope.jpg
>see you monday
>>10042305
It's a foot in the door you dum dum, from there you add to your resume or if you're not completely braindead become a supervisor/manager now you're accumulating valuable leadership experience
Unless you want to try and claim you're superior to blue collar workers while being unemployed

[Anonymous No.10042381]

>>10042353
this is also how everyone i know has gotten their job. I get how NEETs wouldn't believe that since they don't think humans enjoy interacting together

[Anonymous No.10042385]

>>10042353
>shooting the shit

[Anonymous No.10042420]

>>10042381
>I enjoy wageslaving
boomer cope

[Anonymous No.10042434]

>>10042385
Sorry,
>wind up sharing epic memes for about 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.10042446]

>>10042420
There's a lot of things you gotta do in life that you don't want, and it's been that way since the beginning of man.
What's your form of employment anon?

[Anonymous No.10042461]

>>10042353
>foot in the door

[Anonymous No.10042465]

>>10042446
25yo boomer NEET, never worked, 500k in crypto, bought btc in 2011, havn't even touched alts

[Anonymous No.10042482]

>>10042465
Have you put your penis in a real vagina?

[Anonymous No.10042491]

>>10042482
nope

[Anonymous No.10042497]

>>10042096
literally how I got my contracting job
>go to event
>dressed well
>find company booth
>"hey there is so-and-so around? I would like to introduce myself to him"
>"yeah sure he's in the back"
>"hi mr. so-and-so I'm anon, I want to work for your company and have a ton of experience. Can we talk?"
>"Hello young man nice to meet you, sure lets have a chat."

[Anonymous No.10042531]

>>10042491
Enjoy posting boomer memes until you're actual boomer age who has no hope of doing anything but acquiring more digicurrency

[Anonymous No.10042546]

>>10042531
will do, you enjoy wageslaving, I'm also on welfare FYI, only 416 eur but feels good

[Anonymous No.10042555]

>There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline, cunning, obedience and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim

[Anonymous No.10042563]

>>10042546
>eur
Oh holy fuck, you're not even in the US? Now I feel completely sorry for you. Good luck m8

[Anonymous No.10042574]

>>10042497
What if you have social anxiety?

[Anonymous No.10042579]

>>10042563
why would I want to live in 53% county?

[Anonymous No.10042589]

>>10042497
how many fucking boomers are on this board jesus?

[Anonymous No.10042621]

>>10042574
Then it's more of a pain in the ass but might as well get the sperginess out upfront instead of jerking them around waiting for an interview

[Anonymous No.10042646]

>>10042096
>H-Hey my name is Anon, I-I'm looking for a j-
>Get this guy the fuck out of here! What does he think this is, 1950? Security! Fucking losers these days, think they can walk in and ask for a fucking job.

[Anonymous No.10042695]

>>10042579
Because its better then having a civil war with niggers, gypsy and sand people all out to stab you with your government arresting you for even thinking about defending yourself.

[Anonymous No.10042709]

>>10042646
What's it like to have never stepped foot in a work place?

[Anonymous No.10042779]

>>10042497
The Chad conversationist vs the Virgin LinkedIn applicant

[Anonymous No.10043067]

>just become rapper, crypto millionaire or instagram model, fuck the boomers we don't live on welfare because of them

[Anonymous No.10043213]

>>10042531
Lmao at the wagie cope. How much have you saved with your """productive""" contribution to society? Meanwhile that anon has half a million without working one single day in his life. Now that's impressive

[Anonymous No.10043719]

Holy shit biz is boomer central

[Anonymous No.10043762]

>so I walked right in there and said “sir, I am NOT leaving until you give me a fair shot at this job!” Next thing you know, he was begging me to work for him

[Anonymous No.10043845]

>>10042385
"Shooting the shit" is an euphemism for talking about sportsballs. The boomers got in the habit of saying that to deflect criticism for their addiction and resulting mental illness.

[Anonymous No.10043885]

>>10042385
just shooting the shit y'know

[Anonymous No.10043893]

That's literally how I got the two best jobs of my youth. If you're a college grad, you have to apply online and have a good linkedin, but if you're under 25, people fucking love when young people come in and ask to work, especially if it's something you display interest in, not just for the money.

[Anonymous No.10043896]

Why are /biz/ threads suck shit?
Do you guys even have mods?
There are like 10 boomer threads laughing at boomers even though I know damn /biz/ is filled with boomers who are pasted there midlife crisis desperately hoping to make his riches as he slowly approaches retirement with only $1000 too his name

[Anonymous No.10043941]

>>10042574
there is no such thing
that is just called "being a pussy"
stop being a pussy, it's not a disorder, its not an affliction, its a personality trait
you are a pussy, but you can change

[jevin No.10043963]

>>10042385
thank GOD someone said it

[Anonymous No.10044084]

>>10043845
I don't even watch sports but it's really funny to see the Genz cope

[Anonymous No.10044175]

>>10043719
I said sportsballs which includes fortnite.

[Anonymous No.10044246]

>>10044175
Can't even link posts right what a genz dipshit

[Anonymous No.10045165]

>>10042096
Rebump for boomer thread

[Anonymous No.10045168]

BOOM'D

[Anonymous No.10045245]

boomered

[Anonymous No.10045268]

>It will look good if you put your height and weight on your resume so that they know you're not one of those obese fucks.
T-thanks dad.

[Anonymous No.10045271]

>that 26 year old boomer that reports to a Jewish boss and female team leader and black hr manager that thinks he has it better than a blue collar chad.

[Anonymous No.10045281]

>>10042256
It's not the 70's anymore gramps

[Anonymous No.10045289]

>>10044175
what kind of voodoo witchcraft is this
speak english ya tard, my 30 year old boomer ass can't hear you

[Anonymous No.10045358]

>>10042353
>walk in and start talking to the manager who has time to sit around jerking off with unappointed strangers

what if i'm trying to get a job somewhere other than mcds?

[Anonymous No.10045555]

>>10045358
Then clearly you're aiming too high and need to get a job at mcd's

[Anonymous No.10045572]

>>10042563
>Mutt insulting other countries
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.10045583]

>>10045572
>muhmutt
>living in a country that my country can take over in a day
lol

[Anonymous No.10045606]

>>10045583
>Can't even stop Mexicans and Muslims from invading his country
>Thinks he has the power to invade Russia
Keep dreaming lard ass

[Anonymous No.10045623]

>>10042096
It's crazy that real life boomers actually believe this. I can't count how many times I've tried this tactic only to be shot down or told the application can all be filled out online.

[Anonymous No.10045629]

>>10045606
>living in Russia
Give it up you've already lost m8

[Anonymous No.10045682]

>>10045629
What, no rebuttals?
Easy win then, fatso.
Now go watch your gf, you don't want Pedro or Muhammad impregnating her behind your back.

[Anonymous No.10045706]

>>10045682
>share a contiguous border with most of the Muslim world
>Islam is the second most widely professed religion in Russia, encompassing somewhere between 7% and 20% of all Russians.
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.10045710]

>You cruisin fro a bruisin there bud?

[Anonymous No.10045718]

>>10042123
Actually good advice, unironically.

[Anonymous No.10045767]

>>10042646
Now you listen to me, Anon. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nudie mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock Tshirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain - are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

[Anonymous No.10045773]

>>10045706
>Share border with Mexico
>"As of 2012, Hispanics and Latinos make up about 17% of the total U.S. population."
>Can't complain because jews have cucked you so hard that you're afraid of the word racist being pronounced near you.

Also, I can say with 90% certainty that you're a fat piece of shit.
Disgusting...

[Anonymous No.10045777]

>>10043896
>this boomer cope in every thread

[Anonymous No.10045827]

>>10045773
No response, I thought so fatass.
See ya around loser.

[Anonymous No.10045829]

>>10045706
This is more damaging than the garden variety American slurs he lobbed but you’re both fucking gay.

>looks like the Cold War is still on fellas! AMIRYTE hehehe

[Anonymous No.10045853]

>>10045773
>>10045827
>>Can't complain because jews have cucked you so hard that you're afraid of the word racist being pronounced near you.
>literally voted to elect the an the entire world considers racist to fix the border problem
As if you even have elections, vlad. Also I don't know why you think you're able to harp on Hispanics or Latinos when you're literally not even white

[Anonymous No.10045963]

>>10042096
don't forget to bring your monster energy!

[Anonymous No.10046022]

Fuck off with your unfunny boomer memes
This thread is now for beanchads only

[Anonymous No.10046031]

>>10045853
I’d take Mexicans 100 times out of 100 over the Arab Muslims at Russia’s doorstep.

[Anonymous No.10046045]

>>10045773
>>10045827
Where'd you go faggot? Get picked up by your government?

[Anonymous No.10046055]

>>10046022
Beanchads are back. Get fucked boomers. I just posted a holochain thread with beaners and we are beaners now.

I'll get new memes brb

[Anonymous No.10046073]

>>10046055
What new friends do you faggot boomers have? none because you telecommute from your house in oakland.

us beaners have a lot of friends

[Anonymous No.10046081]

[Anonymous No.10046095]

>Not being given a high paying job by family
>Gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10046098]

>>10046073

[Anonymous No.10046106]

>>10042096
>just ask your dad for a job at his work

its that easy

[Anonymous No.10046115]

>>10046095
Not being a fucking beaner

not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10046151]

>>10046106
>that feel when your boomer dad doesnt trust you to work where he does because he doesnt want you to tarnish his reputation

[Anonymous No.10046171]

>don't sleep the night before for a hint of delirium to yolo your way through the day
>down a case of Rockstar approximately 1 hour before the interview (takes a bit to kick in after all)
>do about 10-12 shots of hard liquor to fill out the yolo gauge
There, now social anxiety LITERALLY cannot be an excuse.

[Anonymous No.10046185]

>>10046151
Tfw dad doesnt own his work

[Anonymous No.10046495]

>>10046185
The true blackpill is knowing you're a serf because your entire lineage were serfs and it's literally in your blood at this point to be a serf

[Anonymous No.10046607]

Actual 31 yo boomer here that was raised on 4chan

It's fucking weird that there's another generation younger than me now.

[Anonymous No.10046660]

>>10043213
Yes gambling and being a literal parasite is pretty impressive

[Anonymous No.10047254]

>>10046607
and they're all bigger faggots than you were

[Anonymous No.10047416]

>>10042256
Not this guy but I literally got a mechanical engineering job this way. I pointed out how most graduates don't know shit about cad even though 99% of the work is cad related. They gave me a job on the spot.

[Anonymous No.10047624]

>>10042465
>never worked
>bought btc
So mommy or some grandparent proxy bought btc for you while you played gayms, masturbated, and sat in your "room" developing zero life skills? Sounds awesome! Suicide when?

[Anonymous No.10047639]

>>10042709
>stepped foot

[Anonymous No.10047669]

Some of you guys are so unironically jewed you can't even fathom have a social interaction with other humans irl. This is beyond comprehension for me. (((They))) won I guess. Enjoy your cum rags and chink cartoons bois.

[Anonymous No.10047685]

>>10047624
no, used my allowance to buy paysafecards and other vouchers to buy btc from dutch dealers from silkroad

[Anonymous No.10047919]

>>10047669
>getting trolled this hard on 4chan.
>taking any of this personally
>not automatically assuming every anon here is the exact opposite of what they project here.

you are going to develop mental illness trying to shove logic and reason into this place.

[Anonymous No.10048021]

>>10042096
I think this can be waived for all 25-35 year old boomers.

We were there for 2008, we know what bullshit that line was.