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I attended a Party, recently, with a gathering of about 300 people and sat in the front row.

A Lady started distributing snacks from the *back row* and unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting in the *front row.*

Another Lady started handing out Drinks, from the *front row.* But, by then, I had already moved to the *Back row.* and, so, the drink didn't get to me.

I was irritated and stood up to leave.

But, then, I saw three ladies each with A Big Bowl of vegetable Manchurian dry. This time, I tried to be Wise by sitting in the *Middle row.* One of the Ladies started the sharing from the Front, and the second Lady started distributing from the back. When they got to the middle row where I was seated, it got over again!

Feeling frustrated, I bent my head, putting my Face in My Hands.

But, then, the third Lady tapped me and held out her Bowl.

I stretched out my Hand and guess what was in the Bowl?

*Toothpicks!!!*

Moral:

*Don’t try to Position yourself and time the markets. If you are disciplined and patient, then, good returns will come to you automatically sooner or later.*

>> No.10039589

thnx bubs im gonna go shake someones hand now

>> No.10039595
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The hell kind of party has rows of people sitting like they're at church?

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10039627

>>10039577
>Not having someone on both sides
Oh Bubs

>> No.10039676

>>10039577
>Not using TA to predict the volatile movements of the food ladies
Not gonna make it son

>> No.10039690

>>10039577
>not being the person in charge of the snacks

>> No.10039691

>>10039595
it's a parable you fucking moron, not to be taken as a greentext or non-fiction

>> No.10039704

>business and finance

>> No.10039727

>>10039691
A parable so shit that it has to force everyone into regimented rows at a party is better off not being written my friend

>> No.10039744

>>10039595
paty of civilised gentlemen. wypipo won't understand

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>>10039577

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10040219

Thanks bubs

>> No.10041122

Why do people of color capitalize random words? I've always wondered if this error has a direct link to lack of intelligence

>> No.10041148

>>10041122
some might be, god forbid, Germans

>> No.10041340

>>10041122
It's to emphasize some stuff.

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>>10039577
Showed my wife this and she agrees. It’s time in the market boys, not timing the market!

Wise words OP, hopefully some on the youngings on this word actually head your advice.