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>we're looking for a team player

>> No.10026081
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>Salary: competitive

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>this thread every single day

>> No.10026254

>>10026018
>fast paced, high-energy environment

>> No.10026265

>A drink every Friday

>> No.10026283
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>>10026254

>> No.10026496

>open-plan bathrooms

>> No.10026522

>10 years experience requried for software only this company uses

>> No.10027102

>>10026018
>a diverse and inclusive company!

>> No.10027643

>>10026112
>FREE RENT

>> No.10027708

>we are looking for a pepe poster

>> No.10027717

>we're playing for a team looker

>> No.10027722

>casual fridays

>(note: men still required to wear a button down shirt, but no tie necessary on Friday)

>> No.10027725

>>10026522
or something like
>10 years experience required in MS Office 2016

>> No.10027735

>GoOd FiT

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>so anon tell me, why do you want to work here?

Such a bootlicker question

>> No.10028113

>>10028096
fuck off anarchist

>> No.10028130

>>10028113
good little goy

>> No.10028584

>>10026283
>>10026254

kek

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>social

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>>10026018
>>10028096
>So, anon, tell me, what do YOU bring to the team here?

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>ten years experience
>first class degree
>bunch of software experience is essential, obscure stuff that only we really use

>oh this is a starter position for peanuts by the way

>> No.10028671

Does anyone else find the middle class lacks the benefits had by the previous generation? Before you could have a house and raise kids with ease. Not doable now in modern middle class, the benefits just aren’t worth the struggle tbqh

>> No.10028860

>>10028671
this is shut bullshit, people expect to have more now. Most of our parents didnt have thousand dollar phones / tv's / laptops / gaming systems.

>> No.10029325

>>10028860
You sound like a 30 year old boomer.
Also one who hasnt tried building a life off of a middle class salary. Buying a thousand dollar phone isn’t responsible for the stagnant wages and increasing home prices u dumb nigger faggot

>> No.10029337

>>10028860
That's like saying people during the Great Depression should have been so grateful they weren't born in the middle ages because they had electricity.

>> No.10029342

>>10028860
besides a laptop you don't really need the rest

>> No.10029384

>>10029342
>What number can we reach you for the phone interview?

>> No.10029499

>>10026496
>open-plan gloryholes

>> No.10029523

>>10029337
well... it's sort of true anon.

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>>10028096
need money to pay off crypto gambling debts fampai

>> No.10029841

>>10029384
>>What number can we reach you for the phone interview?
gmail VOIP

>> No.10029871

>we're looking for a sperg that has no friends or relationships that simply wants to show up for 8 hours and do the work whilst listening to music/audiobooks

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>>10028635
muh dick

>> No.10030054

>>10028860
This is like saying no one should expect a Model T because our parents didn't even have buggies. If you are only able to afford what your parents had, you have greatly reduced purchasing power.

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>>10030054
Modern day office life is the reason for the highest suicide rates ever.

>> No.10030162

>so anon tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

>> No.10030213

>>10029871
>we're looking for a person who can perform the required job and not adding unnecessary requirements showing our unprofessional favoritism of people with personal preferences similar to ours