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29994147 No.29994147 [Reply] [Original]

I need money to maky money.

But i dont wanna be a wage slave...

Not a girl so cant get the easy simp bucks :(

What to do /biz/?

>> No.29994448

Bump because I’m on the same boat

>> No.29994663
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29994663

>>29994448
I hope a oil prince donate some money to us fren. Or we win the lottery. I hope luck will smile upon us

>> No.29994856

I'm buying a hot dog cart. Take them to festivals and you can make money all day long. I'm throwing all this money into crypto. I am the sole earner in my family with 4 kids so I don't have a lot left to throw at it every month, but a cart pays for itself in a couple of outings. Then you can go anywhere you want when you want. Go to festivals or just go hang outside of college bars between midnight and 2:15 am. You'll make money. I've researched this on my own and by talking to other people who do it and it seems like a fairly safe way to make your money back if you don't like it and it's all in cash.

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>>29994147
fill the fucking sheet of ChainGuardians IDO and stay alive till March 10

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29995122

buy some INJ with last money, give them to staking and wait ma fren. this L2 DEX shit gonna make 10x with the mainnet

>> No.29995229

>>29994147
try swing trading. buy low, sell high. Don't look at it. Start with a low amount, maybe 1000. People have turned less into millions. It is hard and takes focus and perseverance but how bad do you want to be your own boss?

>> No.29995275

same. I want a gf so bad. I already know who I want. She's back in my hometown, 19 years old, and I want to DM her so bad but I haven't cashed out yet because we're not at the cycle top yet. I spend all day looking at her social media and just imagining our life together, her smile, her laugh, her meek, ladylike personality. I would just DM her hey I want to ask you something, wanna do a video call? And from there tell her that I made it and that she can come live with me. I've imagined her thinking about her decision, transferring schools, talking to her parents about it, I've imagined her getting excited telling her friends about me, looking around for me at the airport, and finally seeing and hugging me, then while walking around I make my first move to kiss her, and then we make love, and from there I would be the happiest man alive.

>> No.29995323

>>29994147
Just start an OF for fags and shove things up your ass

>> No.29995397
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29995397

>>29994856
>>29994877
>>29995122
>>29995229
>29995229

I dont have any money and already maxxed out my debts to pay my living expenses for this and next month. Next month Its game over for me

>> No.29995450

>>29994856
> what is licensing
> what are health inspections

>> No.29995657

>>29994147
Buy 100 link and wait 8 years.

>> No.29995956

>>29995397
>next month is game over
no its not. Unless are you going to die of dehydration or starvation which is impossible today, you can come out of this.
You are working, so keep working. Stop wasting your money. Stop buying beverages. If you only drink tap water you save at least four or five dollars a day. Thats an extra hundred a month. Who cares about flouride, you gotta do what you gotta do.
There are many ways to improve. Will you commit?

>> No.29996052

Become free from materialism and become a monk

>> No.29996146

>>29995956
> Will you commit?

Im not wage slaving anymore. I'd prefer death than wage slaving. And I know that is the only way to get out of this ditch. It IS game over for ME

>> No.29996188

>>29994147
Anon said "If I was a girl, I'd work for simp bucks." But anon, you don't need to be a girl to work for simp bucks.

>> No.29996332

>>29996188
Shave your asshole and become a ladyboy

>> No.29996377

>>29994147
You could always become a girl and start OF

>> No.29996378

>>29996188
I have principles.

I wont wage slave.
I wont transition to get simp bucks.
I wont do faggot shit for money.

Im not nearly good looking enough for girls to simp me.

Also I wont change my principles, as stated I'd prefer death than doing any of the above.

>> No.29996507

>>29995275
Don't become a full blown schizo if she says no

>> No.29996532

>>29995229
I always sell way too early

>> No.29996666

>>29996378
Youtube is your answer

>> No.29996669
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29996669

>>29996378
>I have principles.
ngmi

>> No.29996691

>>29996378
lol I'm joking.

If you want to get a jump on the future, get involved in mobile e-commerce. Everyone is glued to their phone as it is now it's practically a pandemic. India is going to have like a 40% in their population using phones so you can flip shit on an app like a resale store.

I'm working with a developer now for my own personal app and I've spent like 2k so far to create a social network. If you don't want to spend money, learn to code.

>> No.29996800

>>29995275
Bro, she’s already taken the BBC pill. You can be her slightly strange friend though :)

>> No.29996817

>>29996669
this

>> No.29996872

>>29995229
which coin is best to swing trade?

>> No.29996953

>>29996146
>im above working for a living
You are a fucking disgrace to every man that ever walked the earth. The vast vast vast majority of humans have toiled for fucking bread and water and nothing more. They were happy with their families. You are disgusting.

>> No.29997053

>>29996378
Literally just work for like 2 months and then quit straight after you scrounge together an initial capital, just live frugally and save at least $500 and then flip shitcoins to build your stack. Have fun whining about principles while we all retire young and rich thanks to shitcoins and you miss out a once in a generation wealth opportunity.

>> No.29997150

>>29996146
i bet you could make money planting tulips

>> No.29997246

>>29996872
any coin with high liquidity. BTC, ETH, LTC, ADA, BNB, the list goes on. In swing trading you arent worrying about price, you try to catch the swings. Buy low, sell high.
Basically just wait until an army of giant red bars passes by, place an order (dont worry about best price) and then place a sell order higher. Use past breakthroughs, scale out for perspective. Add time. Be patient. Come back with profit. Its that easy. The hardest part is letting the market do its thing. Don't watch it.

Start with money you can lose, maybe 1000. Again, dont watch it or you will sell low

>> No.29997608

>>29995450
I've already gone over all this (not here, but crunched the numbers). It's not going to replace a job for me but it's a great way for me to make a bit of money on the side. I have a friend who runs a food truck at events, just takes out whenever he wants, and he makes $3k profit every day at a festival. Took him a few outings to pay off his truck, but says he wishes he would have bought a dog cart instead, because those guys kill it with way less overhead.

It's not a get rich quick scheme, but it's safe and doesn't require a ton of capital.

>> No.29997703

>>29994856
A guy in my hometown did this and actually makes pretty good dosh.

>> No.29997777

>>29994147
Subscribe to some obscure only fans, pretend to be a girl and catfish guys with only fans material you have

>> No.29997786

>>29997246
based and giving me hope (not just this post, all of them)

>> No.29997837

>>29997777
Quads have spoken OP this is your only destiny now.

>> No.29997844

>>29994147
Buy kneepads.

>> No.29997898

>>29997777
Based quads

>> No.29998019

>>29996666
Wasted

>> No.29998106

Same as everyone else, fren. Wageslave till you make it. You may nmi.

>> No.29998130

>>29994147
kneepads

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>>29994147
holy shit just imagine being a girl, you literally just have to not eat too much and then spread your stinky puss and you instantly make 6 figures

>> No.29998388

>>29996378
You can't do 6 months of working hard while living VERY frugally and investing?ngmi
In 2015 I worked my ass off at a $25/hr industry job, worked 3 hours OT almost every single day which got me a free dinner on the companys bill, showered at work in mornings, brushed teeth in private bathroom stall before leaving. Walked to my apartment and back so saved money on car. Came home only to play pirated video games and do calisthenics for a few hours. Invested 70% of my income in crypto, and as a result of that I'm my own boss today

>> No.29998501

>>29998388
congrats man, ygmi. Op will not

>> No.29998600

>>29998185
>not eat too much
or eat literally as much as you want

>> No.29998638

>>29998388
Yeah sorry OP one guy had a rag to riches story so I guess you’re just lazy and worthless

>> No.29998909

>>29997246
Thank you anon, I might just try. I'm not as poor as OP but I realized that I accumulate money too slowly by being a wagie and basically never gonna make it by just investing in ETFs, even when optimistic about stock markets

>> No.29998916

>>29998638
Yes exactly considering you can still do all those things today

>> No.29999365

>>29996800
lmao checked

>> No.30000423

>>29998916
I need more instructions, what did you do to make it?

>> No.30000744

>>30000423
Get a really good job you can keep for 6 months while living cheaply and have nothing happen to you that could change it, then just invest in cryptos that only go up

>> No.30000825

>>29998185
Anon you can definitely prostitute yourself as a dude. But you won't because you don't want to get fucked by weird men you're not into. Funny how that works.

>> No.30000959

>>29994147
Wage slaving so you can put your slave money in crypto until you are free.
That requires diamond hands and for you to DYOR. Dont be a pussy, we will make it.

>> No.30001311

>>29994147
sell cocaine OP.

>> No.30001396
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30001396

Need advice. I already bought kneepads but whatever.

>graduated with mech e masters, no prior work related experience.
>have cushy job that has no upward mobility but ok pay
>sent an unsolicited job query as a design engineer at a firearms manufacturing plant to try to get a job I always wanted
>"we admire your knowledge, but due to your lack of experience you will need to prove yourself and suffer a bit. You will start off as a factory worker on minimum wage and work your way up. You will need to work a minimum of 2 years getting to know the factory and learning before becoming a weapons design engineer "

What do bros? I'm questioning everything. I knew I would have to start at the bottom and wish to become a good engineer but, fuckin factory floor? I already worked in a factory and it's soul crushing work.

>> No.30001414

>>29998388
>
me af.

>> No.30001497

>>29995229
How much does this effect taxes? Like day trading or less?

>> No.30001635

>>30001497
you're taxed on taxable events, which are withdrawals. Don't worry about taxes, just make money first and then meet with a local tax guru.

>> No.30001768

>>30001396
dont do it. tell the guy no. say you proved yourself and suffered when you got a degree in engineering. this is just a test to see if youre bitch made

>> No.30001805

>>30001497
its about the amount of money you made in each taxable event. So it really depends on your frequency of withdrawals. Some people use the markets as an ATM. Other people keep their money on exhanges and then withdraw massive amounts. It really depends on your frequency.
Again, just make money first and then worry about taxes.

>> No.30002200

Tfw you need money to go off the grid

>> No.30002383

>>30001768
You have a good point. I still said yes that I will try for 3 months and see where that goes. I just want to give a shot at my dream profession. If I won't see anything from their end while I'm there I'll leave.

>> No.30002595

>>30001396
if real he's just trying to meet headcount. there's never a real track out of factory work. you will be fighting tooth and nail to get out of that position and closer to the job you want, and at that point it's more likely they'll dick you over and put you in a different role to "prove yourself" again.

>> No.30002599

>>29995275
Wow dont dwell on this bro.

>> No.30002639

I don't know Op I'm in the same position I need a little to start but can't justify ignoring my bills.

>> No.30002774

>>29994147
Get on coinbase.
Do all the free rewards things.
I got like 50 bucks over all.
Use that to trade for a 2x. You now have 100$ to work with. So on, and so forth.

>> No.30002966

>>30002595
headcount? What do you mean by that?

>> No.30004029

life sucks

>> No.30004475

>>29996378
Get a load of this retard.

Do what I'm doing anon, buy a themed
costume that hides your nationality and gender.

>make onlyfans with costume as your name
>takes pics of yourself doing literally anything
>hide your face dingus
>easy simp bucks

>> No.30004562

>>29994147
I'm almost in the same spot as you OP except I have a meager $3k to my name. The rest of my money is tied up in crypto. I don't want to wage. I'd also prefer death.

>> No.30004616

>>29994147
pornhub go gay for pay

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>>29994147

>Need money to invest
>Don't want to work
>Not a girl

I have a simple solution. You just need richer parents. They'll give you money and ensure you don't need to pay expenses. They'll ensure you're networked with all the right people should you ever need a job. Or they can get you a job at their company. They'll ensure you have a good diet, good upbringing free of stress. You'll get a high-quality education at a good school.

I'm amazed how many people on /biz/ are struggling? Just get richer parents lmao.

>> No.30004950

>>29994147
suck dick and put everything on rubic

>> No.30004984

>>29997246
>don't watch it
Can you elaborate? Do you simply mean stop gluing your eyes to the graphs and just check less often? Obviously you can't just sell after an arbitrary amount of time.

>> No.30005149

SFM OnlyFans

>> No.30005415

>>30004950
Putting everything on rubic is sucking dick

>> No.30005465

>>30004029
>muh depression
fuck off you simp. I am worked on a farm and it was anything but a wageslave experience. It was rough, my limits got tested and I got to scream at some cows. All you want to do is sit at home and watch anime all day.

>> No.30005696

op just shave all your body hair off put on a skirt and wear a mask and you will have a successful onlyfans

>> No.30005739

>>29994147
You have to be 18 years old to post here.

>> No.30005862

>>29994147
Park ranger if you're into /out/ life.

>> No.30006158

>>29995275
Stop simping and stop obsessing. In fact go bang a hooker right now.

>> No.30006267

>>29994856
These guys dont want to work, they want ez cash, thats why they will stay poor. Being an entrepeneur doesn't go through their small heads

>> No.30006567

Just take a loan online from your bank lie about your income ez pz funds secured

>> No.30006679

>>29996666
FUCKING CHECKED

>> No.30006774
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30006774

>>29994147
buy btc and hold. dumb faggot

>> No.30006784

>>29996146
Get a job for a year, suck it up and save every penny you don't need for living expenses. I know it fucking blows but it's something that you need to do. You can't be your own boss without capital unless you have a technical skill.

>> No.30006924

>>29995275
Go after her bro. But DO NOT use your money as leverage, at the VERY LEAST go on a few dates before dropping that on her.

>> No.30007251

>>30001805

What do you think about swinging on exchanges like Kraken with small amounts of leverage? 2x for example just to slightly amplify the swings

>> No.30007273

>>30004984
place a sell order at x price so whenever the price hits, your order is sold at that price. You don't have to watch it. If you are staring at the 2m chart like your life depends on it, you have too much invested. You need to start with an amount small enough so you don't care if it goes down. trading takes time. Big price movements happen really fast and by the time youve caught on, you bought high and now you lose.
Just wait for a dump, buy, and sell higher. Don't overthink it. Trading is a skill and can take many months to be profitable but you can start today flipping 1000 worth. This is how you turn hundreds into thousands

>> No.30007325

>>29994147
Get a job you lazy sac of shit

>> No.30007332

>>30007251
Do not leverage SHIT until you can make a profit off of your own pennies. Don't be fucking retarded. Trading is a skill. Get good at the skill. There are no get rich quick schemes.

>> No.30007333

>>29995275
Holy moly stop simping so hard for a girl you haven’t even met. I’m not a pua fag but chances are you’re so infatuated with this girl because you’re bad with girls period. Get experience and find out if you’re actually into her as person and if she’s a good mom to your future children before falling head over heels for a person you don’t even know

>> No.30007420

Shut the fuck up and get your nose to the grindstone and buy as much Chainlink as you can you pathetic cunt. This is unironically the best advice you’ve been given.

>> No.30007460

>>30007332
Not him but Thanks for the write up. Honest question here: where did you learn all these skills? And what resources do you recommend on trading?

>> No.30007507

>>30005862
Being a park ranger is incredibly based. Too bad you gotta get a shitty bachelor's degree related to science. Then you gotta compete with a shit ton of other people for the job opening and veterans are given preference. On top of all of that, the pay for the job is shit.

>> No.30007647

>>30007460
Youtube, forums, books and honestly just trading. I lost a lot in the beginning. Everyone does. There are many systems, many programs and you have to find what works for your personality.
Trading is 100 percent how your mind interacts with the market. People waste years studying analysis just for the market to do whatever it wants. It is a purely psychological game. I got into it when I wanted to control my anger, and let me tell you there is no better anger management than placing a trade and watching the market do everything except what YOU want it to.

>> No.30007832

>>29995275
you're an idiot, you need to talk to her right now, if you don't she'll end up with someone else, if she isn't already

>> No.30007833

the people to tell you to read books and all that shit are retarded
if youre gonna read to supplement your gambling problem read about the companies youre investing in

>> No.30007848

>>30007647

Do you find it easier to focus on making tons of small trades, <%5 or go for larger swings?

>> No.30007971

>>29995275
>Shes got another dude rammed down her throat while your imagining all this kek betas are a never ending source of hilarity

>> No.30008012

>>30007848
the more times you go in and out the more likely you fuck up and lose money or leave money on the table
even on shit like gme which is really easy to swing trade right now is still gambling and your next buyin could be the one you lose real bad on
make less transactions and be more patient is a better way to go about it generally and take some profits when you get them because if you regularly take profit then youre always moving up even if you dont time the top (you rarely will)

>> No.30008255

>>30007848
I make money doing smaller trades. Larger trades make me too involved, too obsessive. I can't let go. It is easier for me to let go of my control (you have no control, its your caveman mind tricking you and its why you get mad when you lose.) if it is a smaller trade.
It's about what you want to do. If you want to get rich quick, go leverage 10x and buy the dip then enjoy your heart attack when you inevitably sell for +$1 profit, and then watch it moon while you already sold. If you want to get rich slowly, start making smaller trades with fractions of your account. Practice patience. Practice seeing your coins lose value in real time, and then watch them increase as you patiently make small profits.

>> No.30008414

>>30002383
Oof good luck but it sounds like you cucked yourself

>> No.30008573
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30008573

>>30004475
... This is actually a genius idea
I fucking love you anon, seriously, i fucking ADORE you right now. Fucker just gave me a line of work without risk!

>> No.30008614

All you need is $100 to make it frens

>> No.30008835

>>29995275

You are literally setting yourself up for disaster kek.

>> No.30008888

>>30008255

Thanks for the responses anon

>> No.30008929

>>30007848
also, you have to learn how to read the market. This will help determine trade size at different times. For example, If you're on the one minute chart and it just fucking dumps ten percent in twenty seconds as crypto does, I'll go large because theres a solid chance its going right back up even a little bit. In these times, I get out right away. This is scalping. Most times I just do small trades. I evaluate daily and weekly price action, and I wait for the lows. If its going up, I am happy for the people in the market making money. If its going down, I wait for stability and I place a moderate trade (Im not worried about lowest price). I immediately place a sell order at modest growth using previous resistance points. People trade at predictable intervals. Most trading is done by computers. Just watch the bar hit a moving average on any chart and then watch it dump. Its predictable, but unpredictable.
I will check it now and then, and sometimes I sell early. Sometimes I lose and get stopped out. Thats fine.
The thing is, you have to work these numbers so YOU remain in control of YOUR mind, not the market. You have zero control over anything you put in. All you can do is control yourself.

>> No.30009108

>>30007507
I know. And it hurts because I applied multiple times. In spite of all that the rangers I talk to fuckin love their jobs and will stay in those positions until they damn near die.

>> No.30009187

>>30008888
no problem man. start small, get used to dealing with the emotions of trading and find what you like. Money comes with time. Most people on biz just want to get rich, but I wanted a career. Grains of sand create the beach. As your pot slowly grows larger and larger, your 'small' trades are now large even though proportionally small to your account. You are now starting to see how one can make a good living off of trading

>> No.30009256

>>30000000

Test

>> No.30009273

>>29994147
>>29994448
>>29994663
3rd shift security guard. Easiest shit ever, but you also need to luck out on the posts . I lucked out and all I do is browse biz

>> No.30009335

>>29994147
[spoiler] kek[\spoiler]

>> No.30009544

>>30009273
[Spoiler] kek [/spoiler]

>> No.30009759

>>30009335
>>30009544
keep trying

>> No.30010150

>>29994147
You wageslave until you have enough investments to coast off those. Thems the bricks.

>> No.30010288

>>30000825
If you made me believe I could fuck weird women who I'm not into for more money than I'm making now, I would seriously consider it. The biggest hurdle is making me believe it's possible.

>> No.30010358

>>30002774
I ended up with >$50 just from the free XLM they gave me a year ago.

>> No.30010493

>>29995275
message her tell her you want to use her.
she'll either say yes or no. then move on.