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/smg/ Force assemble edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11401383

>> No.11407397

>>11407386
life savings in spotify

>> No.11407398

first for rei ayanami a shit

>> No.11407399
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I should make a new version of the /smg/ force with uncle Powell in it

>> No.11407407

Its gonna be a green week for tech right guys?

>> No.11407420

>>11407407
i sure hope so son

>> No.11407422
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first for coca cola

>> No.11407455

>>11407407
Need another down week por favor

>> No.11407466
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>>11407386
ATVI
>ATVI
ATVI
>ATVI

A T V I

>> No.11407473
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>>11407398
Rei fags gtfo itty bitty titty committee

>> No.11407482

Super new fag here. Does sqqq lag vix(cboe)?

>> No.11407484
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THE RED IS COMING

>> No.11407488

>>11407482
it's 3x short nasdaq 100.

>> No.11407493

>>11407484
why you think?

>> No.11407498

>>11407466
TO THE MOON

>> No.11407521

I know it's short nasdaq. But look at it. Maybe I'm retarded but cboe vix seems to pop an hour before sqqq

>> No.11407523

>>11401239
I'm still curious about this. Why do you like German stocks?

>> No.11407542

>>11407523
muh diversity

>> No.11407546

>>11407523
If you're not investing in anal fisting, you're not investing in the future.

>> No.11407558

>>11407546
>https://lafistiniere.com/
Here you go

>> No.11407576

>>11407558
Thanks. How'd you know I was looking for spam?

>> No.11407587
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>>11407558
Just noticed your ID is JO0Z

>> No.11407606

>>11407542
he's not really diversifing tho. Both the S&P500 and DAX are already heavily weighted in the MSCI world, which means he's just putting more weight onto them via separate ETFs

not sure of the logic behind that desu

>> No.11407616
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11407616

today=good day

>> No.11407622

I hope you're all buying silver and oil!

>> No.11407642

>>11407407
Nope

>> No.11407645

>>11407622
silver is going down to $10 in a year or so.

>> No.11407657

I hope nico nico nii will bring me good gains today.

Post nicos

>> No.11407658
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WHERES THE GREEN

>> No.11407662

>>11407642
why tho

>doomers never tell me why they dooming

>> No.11407674
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>BAC earnings
Green Week Imminent

>> No.11407680

TLT is going to the moon in pre-market.

>> No.11407686
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>>11407657
GALT and VTGN

>> No.11407690

>>11407662
Cause tech earnings start next week

>> No.11407705

EARS & AMDA

>> No.11407719

flat day

>> No.11407740
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11407740

plan 4 2 day
alittle short biased

>> No.11407745

>>11407740
Annnnnnnnnnnd PUMP IT

>> No.11407746

Holy shit MNGA went above .3 already

>> No.11407752

>>11407745
morning

>> No.11407753

The spy is trying to go green

>> No.11407757

FUCK

>> No.11407761
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11407761

the market is stuck!

>> No.11407776

techs are lagging

>> No.11407781

>buy the dip they said

>> No.11407784

German government weakened again after elections in Bayern

>> No.11407787

Anyone else buy a shitton of sbgl in the low $2 range?

>> No.11407791
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>>11407761

>> No.11407798

im up 1% already boiz catch up

>> No.11407803
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I need a comfy crash right now for those cheapies.

>> No.11407810

the SP500 is about to pull a karate kid

>> No.11407816
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11407816

is pharma a good entry this week? ABBV lookin very cheap and has some nice products that should be fairly recession proof

>> No.11407819

>>11407810
is that a good or a bad thing

>> No.11407826

Buy Nike at $67

>> No.11407834 [DELETED] 
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>>11407386
The hidden /pol/ discord is NND8DfE we have over 5000 members and are growing.

It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down. As far as discord knows its a Minecraft discord.

>> No.11407845

I hope none of you bought sears when I was shilling it here.

>> No.11407850
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>>11407819
lets just say, things will be more on the greenside by lunch

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>>11407834
> posting your /pol/tard shit in HILLDAWG town

>> No.11407856

this market... sideways as fuck
rip my vix puts

>> No.11407857

Anybody in Vuzi?

>> No.11407868

Should I sell off Target, Exxon, and Comcast and dump it all into CRMD?

>> No.11407869
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11407869

Should I buy this weed dip?

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You guys i am rock hard

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>>11407834
>The hidden /pol/ discord is NND8DfE we have over 5000 members and are growing.

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>>11407853
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4211553-peter-schiff-explains-see-5000-gold

Load up on GLD it's going to be the currency used on the moon.

>> No.11407883

NONONONONO

>> No.11407891

>>11407882
5000 gold is total bullshit only maniacs would spill. same category with 100k bitcoin calls

>> No.11407899

>>11407869
>dip
Literally everything is mooning
My dude weed folio is pornographic right now

>> No.11407900
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11407900

Is it over?

>> No.11407906

>>11407882
Tzar on a cigar?

>> No.11407908

>>11407882
humans were put on earth to mine gold. We are slaves to gold and whoever put us here will one day come down and take all the gold we have mined and use it for their space ships

>> No.11407912

>>11407906
Bitch on a blunt

>> No.11407913

>>11407891
It's not too far fetched. We're going to see $200 per ounce silver.

>> No.11407917

>>11407900
GOLDEN BULL MY FRIENS

>> No.11407922

>>11407912
Cunt on a blunt.
You had one fucking job

>> No.11407925

>>11407906
close, but it's actually a cunt on a blunt.

>> No.11407926

>>11407912
Cunt on a blunt

>> No.11407931
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ETERNAL BULL

>> No.11407933

>>11407891
No its not, when currencies fail gold revalues itself to account for all the currency printed. They make the price of gold more expensive simply by printing more money. Theres ALOT of room to account for this time and it has happened before several times. Buy some gold!

>> No.11407939
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TECHNICAL BREAKOUT ON RIV LETS DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER GO GO GO GO GO

>> No.11407941
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Green DOW

>> No.11407946

>>11407933
gold and silver may go up short term but not 5000

>> No.11407948

>>11407939
>TECHNICAL BREAKOUT ON RIV
wat?

>> No.11407949
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>> No.11407950
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11407950

tfw almost all in amazon and alibaba

>> No.11407954
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11407954

>>11407941


HEY HEY HEY

>> No.11407958

Smart money is going to use this bounce to exit.

>> No.11407960

>>11407939
>>11407948
TILRAY?!

>> No.11407964

>>11407946
well if you want to understand WHY it will do it, watch this 1.5 hour long video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj2s6vzErqY

>> No.11407971

> YELLEN: FED NEEDS TO MOVE RATES TO NEUTRAL, STABILIZE LABOR MKT
> YELLEN SAYS 3% GROWTH IS TERRIFIC BUT DOESN'T THINK IT CAN LAST

What's her fucking isseu?

>> No.11407973

>>11407950
YOU ARE NEARLY AT THE BOTTOM BROTHER

>> No.11407983
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>>11407964
no im not going to watch anything schiff or maloney spills, they are trying to sell their pm services / bullions / coins for dumb ass people.

you can trade pm but dont get stuck into that shill mindset gold bugs have been spilling for 10 years for now. if gold goes up as hyperinflation, so does dow jones

>> No.11407995

>>11407875
hidden from discord

>> No.11407996
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>>11407971

SELL SELL SELL!!

>> No.11408005
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>>11407983
stay poor faggot

>> No.11408009

Weed stocks TO THE MOON

>> No.11408025

>>11408009
fuck man i was tossing over wether or not to pick some up and i decided NOT TO, I SHOULD ALWAYS TRUST MY GUT

>> No.11408028
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50% UVXY
50% TECS

>> No.11408030
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>> No.11408033
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AAAANNNND BACK TO THE CRASH

>> No.11408038

>capitulate on crypto alt coin losses and move money into "safe" stocks
>this happens

I'm seriously considering suicide, I just can't catch a break.

>> No.11408043

Admin they doing it sideways

>> No.11408050
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well guess the world is ending time to kms

>> No.11408054

Really Bogs? a bart?

>> No.11408059

>>11408038
Just wait for the real crypto crash and you'll feel better. Although it'll probably have a false upwards break first and you'll fomo in, fucking yourself a third time.

>> No.11408061

WHY IS TLT GOING UP!!!!! BUY THE SPY!

>> No.11408063
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11408063

Any Dutch guys here? Why can't I short?

Pic related

>> No.11408067

What is the performance of your portfolio YTD?

-3.5% here.

>> No.11408070
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>>11408063
>dutch
>japanese flag

>> No.11408071

If this is monday morning of earnings week holy fuck what a let down.
Fuck trumps Fed chairman. Seriously fuck him.

>> No.11408072

NO NO NO I WAS SO GREEN

>> No.11408081

everything sitting at the 200 EMA is godlike

literally buying as much as I can for more holding long term, nice sale right now

>> No.11408085

>>11408030

Tech is dead

>> No.11408093

>>11407948
Canopy Rivers. Canopy Growth's venture capital arm. New listing that opened too high on debut, dropped, found bottom, now pumping.

>> No.11408095

> YELLEN: INVERTED YIELD CURVE A GOOD RECESSION SIGNAL IN PAST
> YELLEN: THIS TIME MIGHT BE DIFFERENT ON YIELD CURVE SIGNAL

????

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JUSTed squad report in!

>> No.11408099
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Tfw the roar of thunder in the distance

>> No.11408105

>>11408095
negative rates

>> No.11408110
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>>11408098

>> No.11408113

>>11408105
We can't have negative rates. We need to raise rates so TLT fucking crashes.

>> No.11408118
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If dubs, DOW loses all it's gains from Fri.

>> No.11408138

>>11408061
Cheap TLT puts locked and loaded. Trip to Italy inc!!! See you there brother!

>> No.11408143

Which dudeweed should I put 10k into?

>> No.11408148

KUMA-CHAN

>> No.11408149

(Reuters) - Credit Suisse on Monday downgraded the U.S. steel sector as it expects prices to fall due to oversupply, stemming from the Trump administration’s move to slap tariffs on Chinese imports.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-credit-suisse-steel/credit-suisse-downgrades-u-s-steel-sector-citing-oversupply-idUSKCN1MP1NX

>> No.11408150

>>11408138
mama mia, gonna smash some pasta pussy while im out there.

>> No.11408155

>>11407386
I just covered my SPY short.

>> No.11408158

>>11408143
ACB. Still on the pink sheets and cant be bought on robinhood and its still mooning.
Probably the most undervalued pot stock available.

>> No.11408161

>>11408149
The brokerage cut its rating on the sector to “market weight” from “overweight”, saying capital spending by firms has “disappointed” investors. Credit Suisse also downgraded Nucor Corp, Steel Dynamics and Cleveland Cliffs to “neutral”.

>> No.11408163
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>>11408150
here we go again!

>> No.11408164

>>11408150
However I still think tomorrow will be the day to load up. Today is just sideways motion before re-test of bottom.

>> No.11408168

>>11408149
trump cant do anything right, let alone appoint a fed or DoJ head.

>> No.11408178

>>11408143
On chart technicals alone, i'll say Canopy Rivers is about as sexy as the dude weed has to offer this morning. More upside than the other large LPs, less risk than the other small caps.

Disclaimer: i have a very large position in canopy rivers.

>> No.11408182

>>11408164
i've only got a little bit of dry powder left,

>> No.11408189
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>>11408149
Honestly deserved.
This fucking trade war is shitting on every industry impacted by it.
I've been forced to find alternatives to all our US-sourced chemicals at work, it's fucking awful.

>> No.11408191

>>11408182
Hang in there

>> No.11408192

> YELLEN: NOT DESIRABLE FOR A PRESIDENT TO COMMENT ON FED POLICY

>> No.11408204

>going up a bit
P-please ruger, I'm begging you

>> No.11408213

ASK A NUCKA THAT WENT ALL IN ON WEBASH AT THE BOTTOM ANYTHING

>> No.11408216

green fags btfo

>> No.11408219

>>11408192
Yeah, this one part of a democracy is floating above us. How dare the peasants ask us questions.

>> No.11408223

>>11408192
THE FEDS ARE FUCKING THE SHIT UP

>> No.11408224

>>11408192
is this traitorous kike cunt having a interview or something?

>> No.11408230

>>11408224
Apparently with Bloomberg or Bloomberg TV.

>> No.11408231

>>11408158
Okay I bought 500 shares, let’s see.

>> No.11408233

>>11408043
wow I would say go back to v but that's a good reference

>> No.11408236

today fucking sucks

>> No.11408240

BULLS WAKING UP

>> No.11408241

>>11408236
Im up 10% what did you buy

>> No.11408244

dow green

>> No.11408248
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>>11408230
>>11408224
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-10-15/yellen-speaks-market-shrieks

>> No.11408254
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What about some totally organic market behaviour my friends ?

>> No.11408260
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.11408263

>>11408248
>politicizing the fed
i hope this cunt nigger get tortured to death
fucking hell the nerve of these kikes.

>> No.11408270
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KEEP GOING

>> No.11408277

>>11408260
This next dip is going to be the most value-generating dividend stock buying opportunity I've ever had the chance to take advantage of. My body is ready.

>> No.11408282
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>NIO

>> No.11408283

>>11408277
we already in a dip dude

>> No.11408293

>>11408260
Just bought some SDIV on sale. was this a good idea?

>> No.11408305

>>11408213
CMON WEBASH MOON 10%

>> No.11408309
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this low energy drip downward is so fucking gay, guess well just have to wait till power hour to kill these faggot retail bears

>> No.11408314

Dow going up
WE ARE SAVED
GLOBAL CRASH AVOIDED

>> No.11408319
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>>11408309
>t-t-the market will r-rally tomorrow lads

>> No.11408320

>>11408283
Just wait

>> No.11408321

TLT MOON MISSION IS A GO!!!!

>> No.11408331

>>11408320
im not buying under the 200 EMA for long lmao

fuck that bear market shit i hold cash and buy way lower

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>>11408309
bear gonna get their clocks cleaned for the shit the talked

>> No.11408337

>>11408320
>>11408319
Bears GTFO BTFO

>> No.11408341

would F and KODK just fucking fall already fuck

>> No.11408342

Why is it bear and bull

>> No.11408353

>>11408342
bull horns point upwards

bears are lame and have shitty posture pointed downwards

>> No.11408366

hold my kavanaugh, im going long spy

>> No.11408368

Red ID red day

>> No.11408372
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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/call-of-the-day-dont-rule-out-400-oil-if-the-us-sanctions-saudi-arabia-2018-10-15
>Call of the day: Don’t rule out $400 oil if the U.S. sanctions Saudi Arabia
Ideas?

>> No.11408375

>>11408366
Nooooooo we have to go to Italy!!

>> No.11408381

>>11408260
What divs do you have frend
I have lmt & at&t, considering selling at for something that wont move sideways eternally

>> No.11408383

its fucking unchanged wtf

>> No.11408384

>>11408372
Pretty spooky stuff anon

>> No.11408392
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are jews unironically going to crash the market into the midterms you absolute shits

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>>11408372

>> No.11408399

short china more tariffs are coming.

>> No.11408402

Bought 25 TLRY and 500 ACBFF
It’s time to ride the dudeweed wave.

>> No.11408406

Bought V & some CGC. What are you buying in this 10% off sale
>>11408372
Worst thing for saudis is if people stop buying their oil. $400? Lmao
>>11408392
It’s not even that bad.

>> No.11408411

>>11408402
too slow dude

>> No.11408416

WHAT IS THIS PATTERN

>> No.11408426

>>11408411
>implying they won’t moon to retarded levels this week

>> No.11408429

>>11408372
I think the US won't do anything, americans in general, as well as trump, have both been willing to bend over for Saudi's historically. Canada already announced they will continue weapon sales to SA.

I still bought some weekly calls on USO during its dip because I expect things not to be resolved for a bit.

>> No.11408430

>>11408416
This is called February 7th, 2018 pattern.

>> No.11408436

so whats the market gonna act like this week

>> No.11408445

>>11408436
Big drop tomorrow followed by golden bull

>> No.11408452

>>11408445
>golden bull
so what exactly was the last ten years then

>> No.11408461

Are you guys gonna wait for tomorrow?

>> No.11408470

>>11408461
are the markets?

>> No.11408475

>>11408429
>I think the US won't do anything, americans in general, as well as trump, have both been willing to bend over for Saudi's historically. Canada already announced they will continue weapon sales to SA.
Have you seen trump comment on the matter? He looks like he's at a loss at what to do. I think he's really stuck cause he knows he needs to do something but at the same time he can't.

>> No.11408483

>>11408475
>tie your dollar to saudi oil
>sit on hands while they kill CIA assets
who fucking cares honestly fuck Wapo journalists.
Fuckers should have killed maddow and morning joe while they were at it.

>> No.11408496

>>11408452
is only going to get worse from here. we are due for a bear market very soon.

>> No.11408498

>>11408445
>pattern follows day by day movement precisely.

>> No.11408500
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>the tariffs on China is what's causing this, not environmental issues

>> No.11408502

Tired of losing money. I wanna get back my losses and cash out. Started off with 800 now I’m at 450.i can’t take this gambling. Any recs for a pretty safe bet stock I can buy to get above 800 and then cash out

>> No.11408503
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>>11408483
the consequences for this tragedy will be a hot war with Iran, screen cap this.

>> No.11408512
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11408512

>forget to check stocks 1 day im down 6% in 2 days
puts puts puts puts puts puts puts puts puts puts puts puts
Also congrats to dad who finally broke the $1 mil mark with all his stocks

>> No.11408513

>>11407386
who is ginyu, guldo, and jeice supposed to be?

>> No.11408519

>>11408372

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11408520

Reminder not to btd until Thursday lows are taken out

>> No.11408530

>>11408483
yea i remember the time we went to war over n korea killing otto warmbeir too.

>> No.11408543
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11408543

That bounce
Nasdaq green EOD

>> No.11408544

>>11408513
im Ginyu.

>> No.11408568

>>11408452
>what exactly was the last ten years then
The second slowest growth period in over a hundred years at only 14% annually. I'll grant you that the uptrend is lasting longer than usual, but the yearly gains have been pathetic comparatively speaking. The financial sector has been regulated out the ass and everyone suffers from PTSD still.

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>>11408513

>> No.11408595

Dear Friends, buy NIO if the le China trade war narrative concerns you. Literally insulated from the US market and only the fledgling TSLA will suffer. As much as TSLA fags compare those old technology autos to iPhones, look at NIO to see how their structure is setup very much closer to the Apple model of outsourcing manufacturing.

>German engineering
>US software
>China manufacturing for sale in largest market

It's not even a question. All in.

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11408596

>VIX finally shitting the bed
there is still hope after all

>> No.11408615

die you bears just fucking die already

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I TOLD YOU REEEEEEEE

>> No.11408632
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>>11408502
spy

>> No.11408641

SHORT TLT WITH 100 times leverage.

>> No.11408668

shud i buy twtr puts

>> No.11408689
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11408689

YOU GOT 5 SECONDS TO STOP FUCKING SELLING
GREEN EOD

>> No.11408700

>>11408668
short the whole market this correction is not over yet.

>> No.11408723
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>>11408700
This can not go on forever.

>> No.11408724
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>> No.11408729

Saudis are obviously bluffing.. still am long oil.

>> No.11408731
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11408731

>two weeks shill about AGRX
>goes from 0.30 to $1.00 then stable at 0.60
>a couple people got in
>shill some more
>this morning AGRX rockets from 0.55 to 1.10
>People are still not buying, talking about stocks that net them 3% annually

O-okay

>> No.11408732

I just want you guys to know im getting head right now while watching my money grow.
Today is gonna be a good day

>> No.11408733

NEW THRAD

>>11408633
>>11408633
>>11408633

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.11408735

>>11408513
Baggy, Comfy, and Planes/B5G, respectively

>> No.11408748

>>11408732
based and red pilled

>> No.11408749

>>11408733
> 70 posts early.
> that godwaful OP
?

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>>11408733

>> No.11408765

NEW THREAD

>>11408633
>>11408633
>>11408633

>> No.11408766

Bears absolutely struggling
They dont even know the bull patrol is about to arrive

>> No.11408767

>>11408765
>>11408733
'no'

>> No.11408772
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11408772

Who here absolutely OGEN'd?

>> No.11408778

>>11408754
>>11408749
>>11408767
not even real yo

i just want to pump my thread
and it works

>> No.11408814

WHAT

>> No.11408826
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11408826

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>> No.11408829

>>11407971
She's right, you know..

>> No.11408890

Nice bull trap, Jews.

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>>11408765
>>11408733
what s shitty fucking thread
short it to oblivion

>> No.11409017

why is nasdaq not go up?

>> No.11409025
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11409025

HOLY FUCK THE WEED STOCKS I WANTED TO BUY SOME

>> No.11409035

today fucking sucks!

i woke up early for this? wtf?!?!

>> No.11409041

Back DOWN Baby FUCK BULLS Please CRASH I have 50k$ sitting in cash


REEEEEEEE


FUCK YOU PLUNGE TEAM STOP SAVING THIS BUBBLE SHITHOLE COUNTRY FULL OF NIGGERS

>> No.11409050
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UHOH

>> No.11409056

RBII is going to be .05 within 6 months..

>> No.11409061
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11409061

YES YES YES FUCK YOU GREENFAGS GET LIQUIDATED

>> No.11409064

tlt is trying to green fuuuuuuuuu

>> No.11409065

>anti AAPL shilling
Fuck the main stream media kikes. Dear lord.

>> No.11409073

>>11409061
>-$5
????
Not even trying anon.

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>>11409073
Wait till end of day. Sea of red. Screen cap this.

>> No.11409089

11h30m selloff, like clockwork, everyday

>> No.11409094

>>11409041
>storing that much cash

i'm not about to tell anyone what to do, but you're missing out on opportunities while holding out. I get its inevitable that the market is going to correct again, but that may not come for another year or two. you can make 2K a year in dividends with that money and still not lose any actual equity if you don't sell.

>> No.11409099

Here we go.

>> No.11409104

>>11407411
Holy fucking shit.
Well, now things make sense again.

>> No.11409106

I hate these morning fake outs

>> No.11409107

>>11409094
I cashed out only 2 months ago, those 50k$ were like 30k$ two years ago

>> No.11409112

i have $1000 to invest sometime today or tomorrow and if AAPL keeps going down like this I'm just going to have to continue to increase my position. its already my second biggest position but these valuations shouldn't be skipped.

>> No.11409123

>>11409107
you seem to know what you're doing so godspeed anon, we all make it in different ways

>> No.11409124

get ready bull this is going to hurt a lot.

>> No.11409134

anybody else dabbing constantly in their apartment about this dip? everything is on sale

>> No.11409135

>>11409123
I just know that beat market can easily erase 5 year gains. So I just wait for recession. Meantime trade crypto (although im not very good at it but still positive)

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Time to pick up some stocks on sale. T-thanks for the cheapies!

>> No.11409146

just bought the dip on sears, easy money

>> No.11409149

If I have $500 I'm willing to spend, what's a good way to dip my toes into the stock market? I've never done investment before and I want a taste of it, since it seems important if I want an easier retirement down the line.

>> No.11409153

>>11409149
just buy SPY or QQQ for now
build a base of index funds

>> No.11409154

>>11409135
i'm an income investor with my growth stocks in mutual funds that make between 4-11% per year average. when i retire I'll just rebalance it into income growth and never look back. I don't plan on selling anything I have and therefore gains are less relevant to me than company growth and dividend health and how my financial advisors provide me with capital gains.

>> No.11409163

>>11409149
Buy two shares of an S&P 500 index fund.

>> No.11409164

>>11409153
So start by building a base of in and collecting the dividends from that?

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Where is the triple digit loss on the DOW...
I was promised this...
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a buttermilk pork fritter sandwich and jalapeno coleslaw. I'm up today but momentum looks like I'll close down, we'll see though. MSFT is treating me well though.

Had a blast this weekend, how was yours?

>> No.11409172

>>11409149
TVIX, slow and steady anon

>> No.11409183

>>11409149
1. Read a lot
2. Start with index funds.
3. Do not get emotional and sell at a loss unless the company you invest in turns to absolute shit.
4. Dividends are your fren
5. Invest every month for cost averaging and taking emotions out
6. Compounding interest at some point will take over and produce more gains for you than your monthly investment
7. ?????????
8. Profit

>> No.11409184

>>11409149
There will be a WW III in our lifetime, there's no need to worry about retirement funds, they will be razed.

>> No.11409190

>>11409168
-3% NASDAQ EOD

>> No.11409204

Thanks for all the starter advice!

So start with an index fund and slowly put money into it, before then investing into other companies I've read up on and think will grow?

>> No.11409210

>>11409169
Thank You Based Lunchbro

I'm up a little with KO, PG and SBUX leading the charge.

>> No.11409222

Oh wow, retail sales missed pretty big
>inb4 slow poke

>> No.11409225
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11409225

BUY DA SPY!! BUY DAA SPY!!! LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!! :)))))

FNGU SOUND LIKE PINGU, MY FAVORITE TV SHOW WITH PENGUIN!! MORE TENDIES MUMMY :))))

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>>11409169
Based Lunchbro

>> No.11409257

I'm losing my ass shorting TLT.

>> No.11409261

>>11409169
Doing fantastic today. The dude weed looking like it will definitely have a run up to the 17th. I'd like to see some banger news releases tomorrow and Wednesday morning. Canopy casually announced they scooped up a US based hemp outfit this morning for a small $400 million. Bruce is playing for world weed domination.

>> No.11409267

>>11409257
I'm losing my ass holding tvix...
Hold me bro...

>> No.11409270

>>11409169
Kys

>> No.11409271

>>11409204
for the most part as a newbie you should only be buying index funds and nothing else

they provide a base of 10%+ annually with no effort involved, you need to put a lot of work in to genuinely beat that and make it worth your time

think about even if you put in 10 hours a week on this and have a $250k portfolio, if you beat the markets by 5% one year you only make an additional $12k, PLUS all the time you spent and stress involved in not knowing how your results will end up vs the guarantees of index funds

>> No.11409277

>>11409267
Whats your break even?

>> No.11409278

>>11409271
>10%+ annually
More like 7%. I agree otherwise

>> No.11409279

>>11409169
Where do you get these great meals

>> No.11409300

Can we expect the S&P 500 to drop near 1,000?

>> No.11409301

>>11407473
Misato is undoubtedly the best Evangellian girl

>> No.11409307

>>11409277
44 cause I chased it up in the morning like a dumbass

>> No.11409311

climb more HVT you stupid bitch, I'm still down 40%

>> No.11409312

What happened to ATVI? I thought people loved the new Call of Duty.

>> No.11409316
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11409316

watching americans lose their shit while Sweden's economy is booming

>> No.11409326

>>11409307
that aint that bad, you will surely be able to exit that in the next 2 trading days

>> No.11409327

>>11409257
Please just hang on until tomorrow with me. I can't go it alone.

>> No.11409332

>>11409307
yo sell that shit unironically

>> No.11409335

>>11409316
Your entire economy is a bubble lol

>> No.11409342

>>11409316
until a muzzie comes in and gang rapes you for not bowing to allah 3 times per day

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WFC up 2%! enjoyed that short call!

>> No.11409362

>>11408731
How many shares should I buy?

>> No.11409378

>>11409311
Warrants are lagging the common. If you sold some of your position to buy warrants, your break even point would be lower. This is assuming you believe HVT has upside (i do). Warrants expire 2020.

>> No.11409388

>>11409344
How is your GEO and CXW doing...

>> No.11409421

>>11409300
Absolutely not, straight retarded, this isn’t bitcoin

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>NBEV

>> No.11409437
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>>11409279
Usually work or I brown bag them if I'm at the location without a cafe

>> No.11409438

>>11409169
Gonna have tacos for lunch. I bought back into dudeweed this morning and it’s going pretty good.
I’m down 0.49% overall because of AAPL though.

>> No.11409445

wtf it was a bull trap followed by a bear trap

>> No.11409454

How good is CFD?

>> No.11409476

>>11409435
do we sell or hold

>> No.11409478

>>11409421
It was under 1000 just ten years ago, before the fed artificially boosted the markets, retard.

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SPX is rising wedge af.

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>>11409435
CRON is pumping again too. I'd keep a close eye on them both just in case.

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>>11409445
SPY now not even trading like equity anymore
its trading like a fudging forex currency

>> No.11409513

>>11409435
Dont forget to sell.
NBEV is pnd garbage and everything cannabis related is mooning right now.

>> No.11409517

>>11409484
can you program tweets into tradingview

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I bought CGC calls this morning!

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>>11409484
Both SPX and DJI are consolidating very bearish patterns in my opinion. If your long, your gonna get rekt before the day is over.

>> No.11409540

>>11409484
If I didn't know any better I'd say that looks like it's going to crash hard.

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>>11409484

>> No.11409549
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11409549

If I could recover some of these losses this week, that would be swell.

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11409562

Just bought 1775 SPRWF shares over the phone because I cannot do it manually. Imagine, buying stocks over the horn while wheeling and dealing on the ol’ wage wagon. Have a nice day, guys

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IGC

>> No.11409566

>>11409549
Honestly with this amount of money why even bother?

>> No.11409573

>>11409562
Had to buy cannaroyal over the phone the other day, felt like a boomer.

>> No.11409582

>Ford
God bless the american people for realizing telling the saudis to go fuck themselves is a bull signal

>> No.11409603

is somebody baking?

>> No.11409608 [DELETED] 

BAKING FRESH DISCORD EDITION

>> No.11409610

>>11409566
everybody starts at $1 bro

actively spending any time on a $500 portfolio is pathetic tho its true

>> No.11409650

>>11409573
“D?”
“No, P, as in Peter!”
“Sam, Peter, Ray.. W, F?”
“Correct!”
“Okay awesome let me transfer you to another representative to confirm this transaction!”
*on hold*

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11409657

this am the legendary super dump pattern on the 2 min

>> No.11409663

>>11409650
Kek

>> No.11409669

FOMO Sears

>> No.11409671

>>11409549
>>11409566
>>11409610

stick with it. you'll learn no matter if you lose 500 or 50k

>> No.11409679

>>11409657
Smarter money is going to use this pump to exit scam.

>> No.11409682

>>11409566
>>11409610
$400 to $4800 now. It is worth however much you’re willing to put into it. Do nothing and get nothing. Shoutout to bitcoin in 2017

>> No.11409689

What the fuck? Second time today.

>> No.11409691

>>11409650
This is why I learned the NATO phonetic alphabet. Surprisingly, some support people you speak to on the phone know them too.

>> No.11409700

this shit is volatile af
exit now

>> No.11409719

>>11409549
What sort of app is that that lets you see how you're doing with stocks?

>> No.11409726

>>11409719
I refuse to beleive someone who would be on this board, let alone the thread, doesn't know what robinhood is.

>> No.11409727

A whole lot of people are learning what their actual risk tolerance is today.

>> No.11409732

>>11409726
Thanks.

>> No.11409733

>>11409719
read the OP before asking dumb questions

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>>11409719
Are you lost? What are you even doing in this thread?
also
>mega dump incoming

>> No.11409761

>>11409750
you spelled PUMP wrong

>> No.11409765

> someone said baking 20 minutes ago
> no new thread

>> No.11409768

Bases CGC

>> No.11409789

So lemme get this straight. Holding a position open means having a stop limit or call or put left open in place?
Overnight funding isn't applied if I'm just holding something for the long without any stop orders placed on it?
I'm finding it hard to understand

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>> No.11409802

Someone make a new thread you lazy fucks

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>>11409802
>calls people lazy fucks
>doesn't make thread themselfs

ISHYGDDT

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11409840

NU

>>11409818
>>11409818
>>11409818
>>11409818

>> No.11409846
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11409846

FUCKING BOOMERS AT IT AGAIN
https://benzinga.com/article/12505797

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>>11409846
>benzinga.com

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>>11409719
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