/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9987422
yes because you will puke it up and make it messy for the coroner to come and take you away

looks pretty amazing desu

Kind of.

>>9987422
Make sure to shit before you hang yourself

lunch bro noooo!!!!!

>>9987422
L-lunchbro?

>>9987422
Not really. I've had a last meal for weeks now and everytime I'm like ''One more last meal.''

Before life on earth you were eternal. You materialized yourself to experience a limited world with some kind of rules. It's a video game, do you kill yourself after losing a game? just try again faggot do whatever the fuck you wanna do, go hit some random girl outside nothing fucking matters just do some random shit and enjoy yourself; atleast try not giving a fuck and do stupid shit once before killing yourself

Bury me in Siggi's yogurt

>checks filename
Nope not lunchbro, they stole his pic

>>9987655
Improving yourself is like gearing up in WoW. you become stronger and get to experience new things. just improve yourself

>>9987422
I just started lurking /smg/
You ain't goin' nowhere.
But no, it isn't autistic. Prisoners on death row get a last meal.
Don't kill yourself, think of all the lunches you'll miss.

>>9987422
dont steal lunchbros pics, nigger
youve been warned
/SMG/-U ACKBAR

>>9987701
BASED

>>9987422
I heard when you die you shit your pants so be sure to eat a massive burrito with beans and cheese covered in gravy and wait an hour or two before you hang yourself. Get one last laugh on the way out.

>>9987422
Suicide is pretty autistic desu
just think about the state of mind you have to be in to do it
autism

BUY ACCESS POWER

>Access Power, Inc., is a pico-cap U.S. public company that “offers Internet-based communications products and services in the United States and international markets,” according to Bloomberg. As of yesterday’s close, it had a stock price of $0.0004 and a market capitalization of about $98,000; it trades an average of about $13.26—thirteen dollars and twenty-six cents—worth of stock each day, though it had a big day last week when almost $400 worth of stock traded.

>According to Access’s most recent quarterly filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Form 10-Q:

"The Corporation is for sale. I will sell Access-Power, Inc for $15,000,000.00 or $.06 per share."

THIS SHIT IS TRADING AT $0.0004 BUT WILL BE SOLD AT $.06

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1041588/000104158818000027/accra033100.txt

DUMP YOUR GBR AND BUT ACCESS

>>9987655
hello occult fella

Don't kill

>>9987655
this anon is almost 100% on the money, OP do not kill yourself unless you are the type of person who'd make this post

>>9987655
>go hit some random girl outside!

>>9987658
>egg salad spread
What the fuck is that, why not just call it Mayonnaise

>>9987655
got no money to do any of those things, guess ill die robbing a bank

>>9987658
Turkey and Sherms..my man