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FUCK THIS WAGIE SHIT, I CANT EVEN CLEAN MY MUDBUTT BECAUSE MUH SHEKELS AND DEADLINES. The neets have it right, I could be at home playing fucking xenoblade 2 and wow but I put myself through this shit, FUCK!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9938527

>>9937751
What did he mean by this?

>> No.9938566

>>9938527
nobody ever taught him to wipe as a child

>> No.9938578

>>9938566
Is this the kind of people giving out financial advice on /biz/? Wow.

>> No.9938648
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>>9937751
>upset that he gets paid to take a shit while at work

>> No.9938664
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Fucking indians and their poo man i swear

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went poopoo today then immediately showered and scrubbed my poohole clean with soap
how the fuck do wagies walk around with poo on their bums all day? disgusting

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>>9938744
I'm still at work with my mudbutt. Its squishing around as I shift sitting, this is terrible, I think the girl in the next cubicle knows something is up. I need to move to Japan or south korea where they HAVE ACTUAL ASS CLEANING TOILETS WHY DONT AMERICANS HAVE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9938780

>>9937751
Why am i laughing so hard

>> No.9938839
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Shit, anon. I use rubber gloves and baby wipes to wipe up. I thow the gloves away and flush the wipes. Do that man. Not more muddbutt.

>> No.9938906

>>9938578
/b/iz is the designated shitposting board now

>> No.9938946

>not emptying your feces holster at home for maximum comfort and cleanliness
>not just holding it in if you want to shit at work
never gonna make it

>> No.9939032

>>9938906
this is a good place to shitpost too wxJ8qv