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9928074 No.9928074 [Reply] [Original]

Is it time to short Tesla?

>> No.9928088

>>9928074
He genuine sticked his dick in crazy

>> No.9928104

Cringed hard kys op

>> No.9928106
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>>9928074
They're likely to go bankrupt in 6 months. Their cars have notorious QC issues. They have never hit production targets. Its price is held up by NBC and reddit. I don't know, what do you think, anon?

>> No.9928117
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I think they actually look really cute together shipping them forever

>> No.9928129

holy shit, press the shorts senpai

>> No.9928165

>>9928074
she gives the best rimjob

>> No.9928176
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>>9928104

he's gone batshit crazy

>> No.9928202

>>9928074
this cuck truly has terrible taste in women

>> No.9928216
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>>9928074
>He has a fair amount of money and he's arguably very smart

>He still goes for the girl in OP's pic instead of this.

Is he high ?

>> No.9928234

>>9928216
Only chasing women for looks will leave you immensely disappointed in the end

>> No.9928316

>>9928234
You act like all the ugly ones have great personalities.

>> No.9928318
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>>9928234
I'd like to believe you, but I just can't.

Who doesn't want to keep banging a hottie like this (even if she's not perfect) while you're in a relationship with her ?

How the fuck can you even get disappointed ?

>> No.9928334

It is overvalued. But how much longer can the price stay up? What if they sell more shares to raise money?

>> No.9928372

>>9928234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

> If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
> Never make a pretty woman your wife
> So from my personal point of view
> Get an ugly girl to marry you

>> No.9928416

>>9928106
>They're likely to go bankrupt in 6 months.
true
>Their cars have notorious QC issues.
true
>They have never hit production targets.
true. they also have been losing money at an increasing rate for every quarter theyve existed.
>Its price is held up by NBC and reddit
more importantly, its price right now is being held up by a constant onslaught of manufctured FUD, and the resulting short squeezes

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>>9928372
Not here to bash on you, but this song is just complete bullshit.

There are plenty of guys out there with hot a.f wives and content lives.

Again, I'm not bashing you, just the song.

>> No.9928483

>>9928318
You can only fuck a girl for so long before the sex isn’t enough. She has to bring something else to the table besides sex appeal. Plenty of women have both but only going for looks is never a good move. I’m sure Musk has had his share of models already.

>> No.9928484

>>9928462
agreed, the song is the definition of coping

>> No.9928492

>>9928318
cus after you cum it's all the same and you may as well spend that time with an interesting person

>> No.9928502

Do any of his companies turn a profit? How do they stay afloat?

>> No.9928511

>>9928492
My boy here knows what he’s talking about

>> No.9928537

>>9928502
media assistance. also his godhood status

again though, do NOT short TSLA yet. there has never been this much retail shorting TSLA in the history of it being traded. thats should tell you all you need to know.

>> No.9928546

>>9928462
>>9928484
Most pretty women are bitches and the fact that you don't realize this because of a few anecdotes involving pretty women who aren't bitches tells me you haven't fucked many pretty girls in your life.

>> No.9928638

>>9928502
raising money basically, also Tesla might be FCF positive by the end of the year

>> No.9928640

>>9928318
t. Never had post orgasm revulsion

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>>9928216
>>9928318
>>9928462
Musk is a self-made dude who probably grew up around couples of average-looking joes and joannes. When your mom was an actual, organic human being it's really difficult to stand these trophy, raised-to-be-rich-mens-wives plastic types. He just dumped one of those.

You should check out grimes' music, Kill V. Maim is a catchy tune that shows how much she loathes hollywood culture and the general jewry of the music world, even though she admits she wanted it.
>I got in a fight, I was indisposed. I was in, despite of the wicked prose. Because I'm only a man, and I do what I can
It's a confession! It's wicked, but she's only a mortal and likes it. Just like so many shillers and scammers fuck others over their money.
>I got friends in high places, I get out for free. I got in a fight, but they don't know me.
>I don't behave, I don't behave. Are you going to the party, are you going to the show?
Let's go to the party. Let's forget what shitty human beings we are

>> No.9928747

>>9928462

Yeah I agree actually.

I think the trick is to find a girl that isn't obsessed with her looks, and is hot but doesn't quite realize the extent of it. Those are the ones that actually have some depth to them.

I've dated IG hoes like the one you posted, and they're not really that satisfying after a while. They're always either extremely boring or will dump you in the most evil way possible.

Find a hottie that rarely posts selfies on Instagram and you've got yourself a keeper.

>> No.9928776

>>9928502

by investors buying stock

>> No.9928810

>>9928074
Yes, his company failed to hit production targets repeatedly. All he has going right now is hype.

>> No.9929370

>>9928234
based

>> No.9929427

>>9928216
He already fucked Amber Herd. What else should he go for?

>> No.9929447

>>9928074
M U S K E D
U
S
K
E
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To the BRIM

>> No.9929448
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>>9929427
>Amber Herd.

>> No.9929470

>>9929427
>What else should he go for?
running a profitable company

>> No.9929494
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What happened to the cute anime loli Grimes ai loved?

>> No.9929495

>>9928747
goddamn you use the same method I used. Congrats you get it

>> No.9929516

What graveyard ritual did he find this retarded cocksleeve at? Jesus Christ they look like they have zero in common. They don't even look like they could have a conversation.

>> No.9929554

>>9928318
>putting your fucking id in a selfie and posting it to the internet

>> No.9929620

>>9928074
after amber heard, i think musk is done with roasties. his IQ is easily 145+, he craves cerebral pleasure after the sex. cant get that from a roastie. besides everyone knows crazy sex is the best sex.

>> No.9929641

>>9929494
she's a 31 year old WOMAN now

>> No.9929656

>>9928074
w-what the fuck

>> No.9929696

>>9929620
Grimes is opposite of an instagram roastie. They're pretty much a perfect couple. Like Gomez and Morticia. Her next record will be about space and it will be ambient. She's Johnny Depp and he's Winona Ryder. They didn't end well, but hey, Grimes and Musk! Tesla's production and debt aren't working out. Got to stay in the news one way or another.

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>>9929494
Underneath that, this is what Musk is fucking.

>> No.9929715

>>9928074
Stay poor faggot, I'll be driving my teslas on mars

>> No.9929743

>>9928234
Unironically this.

>>9928316
He didn't say or imply it. He said only going for looks is bad. Go for looks AND personality.

>> No.9929752

>>9929696
yea I thought that was implied in my post lol. sorry for my autism. I wouldn't say perfect but intellectually I think they are reasonably compatible.