/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9925152
I think you shouldn't overextend yourself LARPing when you got that big day of wagecucking on Monday OP. More to the point why do you give a flying fuck what NEETs think, that's instantly proof you're larping because if you were banging 'hot hippie chicks' who reek of patchouli and weed you'd be too satisfied to make this fucking pathetic thread dumbass.

>>9925203
reked

Me too, this lifestyle rules!

>>9925152
hmm nothing better than unwashed hippie pussy.

>>9925152

why would anyone be jealous of some homeless living in a van?

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>>9925203
FCBC

>>9925203
quite....pungent.

>>9925309
Houseless not homeless :^)

Imagine wagecucking to throw money down the drain on rent for a shitty apartment instead of living and loving life sustainably.


Imagine buying a 30 year morgage boomer house just to have two days off a week and stressing your entire life.


Imagine forsaking all the cheap wilderness zoned land where you can say fuck it to society and grow ur own food.


Imagine dat.

Imagine the smell after she sits on your face after showering in a bathingsuit she's had on for three days and fucking rawdog in the woods on some moss.

>>9925152
how many btc do i need for a small cosy yacht like that and nice supermodel gf?

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>>9925559
1/3rd of a shitcoin or aproximately $2k ameri-cuckbucks.

Supermodel gf depends on or ability to infiltrate their subgroups. 'Bouldering', 'spelunking', and other rocklimbing/hipster activities is probably a good start.

>>9925559
200

>>9925152
there are no wallmarts here in nyc you poor idiot.

>>9925599
Laugh all you want dumb frogposter. You can't have steamy rapevan roleplay sex with out a rapevan, now can you EINSTEIN?

>>9925528
that's not even the same van you posted in op, and anon obliterated you in the first reply. give it up, dude
i dream of living in a van myself, not to fuck greasy hippie chicks tho... but it's better as a dream, feeling unproductive would drive me crazy (no i'm not a wagecuck, just a neet who doesn't need money to live and loves working on his passion projects)

>Free tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-mbC7lfYE

>tfw no car dwelling, radical right wing, hippie gf

>>9925720
Thanks bro, here's a video with some tips on vanlifing in nyc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0mXtEjjtW4

>>9925203
>banging stinky chicks
>satisfied

where are your standards?

>>9925203
BOOM

>>9925528

Lol at the loser NEETs falling for the bait.

>>9925846
You can still be neet and live in a van. It's better than an apartment since you can steal wifi and electricity from people and you actually own your space. You get a sense of independence and the only thing you have to pay is insurance and gas both of those expenses are eliminated if you find a place to park up for a month or two.


Live as a techno anarchist nomad.

Very Cyberpunk.

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>>9925203
there no recovery from this

>>9925624
secaucus

>>9925152
>police_knock.wav

>>9926155
THIS. I want to do this so fucking bad, but dealing with police would be a fucking nightmare. I was thinking of registering my address with someone I know so that if they ask I can just say I am on vacation.

>>9926423
I don't see the big deal, blackout the windows and 99% of cops are gonna just tell you to park somewhere else. They have better shit to do than arrest homless people, organize a tow, and fucking fill out that mountain of paper work. Especially when van people have literally nothing to lose and an axe to grind.

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>>9925203
fpbp

>>9925268
looks cozy

>>9925203
Absolutely RAW

Just got done shaggin my bae and find this? These fools don’t know freedom and fine livin. They also don’t know BTC is hitting new ATH this Fall.
Way to fail at everything, /biz/.

>>9925152
More power too you man, but I couldn’t do that. I need a clean and a clean toilet. Best of luck though. Word of advice, don’t drive any where NYC they’ll tow your ass and fuck up ur shit. No one stands for living in cars here anymore...it isn’t the 80s

>>9927032
lmao. tell him like it is

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>>9927048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv5GtM3Icw4


>3 dirty hippies park a bus under a bridge in nyc.
>Have the audacity to run an air bnb out of it.
>Fuck with the local government with the riot act, force them to allow to stay.


Neets here can learn from these real /biz/nessmen.

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>>9925152
>>9925309
>why would anyone be jealous of some homeless living in a van?

My immediate thought. Also I saw OPs post as an interesting insight into the mentality of people who live in trailers and vans. They don't actually know or have awareness of their condition. All they can think of is humping women who have not washed for months and need somewhere to sleep off the street.

>>9926155
This.
>landofthefree

>>9925152

Hey thanks for letting us know

>>9925815
Low T detected

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>>9925203
How will OP ever recover?

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>>9925203
Lol obvious samefag or a bunch of salty rentcucks throwing $750-$1500 a month down the toliet to some landBULL who fucks them. Gotta pay that utility bill, dotchya? Gotta wake up wagie, another day, another nickle!

>>9928345
>umad.jpeg
Post your van with timestamp, faggot. Show us the good life we're all missing out on.

>>9925203
is OP gonna make it?

>>9925152
>plus tons of hot hippie chicks who don't care about showering ever day

ummmm.... sounds really appealing

>>9928345
samefag for sure. good call.

>>9925152
>3D wimon
>jealous

>>9928399
By van he meant his mothers basement. And by hot hippie chicks he meant his gym sock from high school.

>>9925487
Good post. I'm literally doing this same thing. Wake up whenever. Sleep whenever. Go wherever I want. In San Diego this week. Perfect weather every day. Legal weed. Great craft beer scene. Thots everywhere. Living off crypto. Idk wtf any of you are doing actually. Have fun filling Mr. Shekelstein's pockets tomorrow. I'll be trading this chop from the beach tomorrow.

>>9925958
Yup. This is me. Just add solar panels to whatever you travel in and you are good. You can park almost anywhere if you vehicle is under 25ft. Don't fall for the boomer 30 year mortgage meme.

>>9928922
where do you take dumps though?

>>9928998
Compost toliet, literally a bucket and sawdust.

This pic is from weareexplorers.co. You will never see a woman in your cheap smelly van, sorry.

>>9925203
FPBP

BTFO

You got this pic off of pintrest

>>9928998
I actually have a small class C RV. It has a bathroom and a shower. Living in a van is tougher, unless you can afford a Sprinter but doable. As long as your RV looks half presentable and isn't all rusted out, no one looks twice at you.

>living in the USA
>second cheapest rent, adjusted for income
>I am just going to live like a dirty hobo instead of renting a different place every week
I have no words and I must scream.

>>9929150
I'm actually starting to think there are chink/jew shills here who are trying to fud alternative living.


Sorry, not spending $1,000,000 on your toronto/silicon valley particle board house. Ching chong.

Sorry, not investing in your boomer mutal funds, etfs, 401ks, retirement plans, health insurance, or morgages.

My generation's gonna tear shit down, batten down that hatches NWO sockpuppet.

>>9929225
You are a retard jew or chink trying to sell us your bags. At least with a condo you get equity. No one want's your slave tenant shit anymore man. Get a real job.

>>9929238
>that post
>that formatting
>>>/plebbit/ or alternatively, >>>/kys/.

>>9929254
You ARE aware that you dont own SHIT as far as real estate is concerned in the USA, right?
The government can take it (and will) for any number of reasons (eminent domain, decides that your girlfriend should have it instead of you, etc...)
So, if you are not going to truly own that shit, and it is not needed for making money, only a fucking cuck would spend money buying it.

>>9925152
For a second, OP, I thought that was the aft cabin in a strange sort of boat. Which would have been pretty interesting. Your "van" is tiny however and is little more than a car.

>>9929225
Your shit appt doesn't look half as good as this, guaranteed rentcuck.
You sound like one of those drunk italian loser europoors who wagecuck at a restraunt business to fuel your fruitless booze and spagetti lifestyle that you feel is 'cultured' because instagram whores from all walks of life come to take selfies of the relics of what your pathetic trogolodite civilization one was.


I can literally smell the fucking antipesto. Don't you got a fiat shitbox to fix tony?

>>9929278
>eminent domain
You know they pay you when they seize the land, right?

>>9929285
That's the point. It's a land yatch.

>>9929341
>Your shit appt doesn't look half as good as this
That's not even your van.

>>9929344
This and there is a legal process to it, they have to be using it for a legitimate public works project and demonstrate why the NEED your land. And since your not some europoor serf your actually entitled to a lawyer and fair trial. Who woulda thunk?

>>9929348
Yachts are way more roomy inside and you can actually walk around.