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To know that no matter how much wealth you get, how much ripped you get on /fit/, or how high you get in the social hierarchy, you will never be even 10% of a chad like Sergey is?
also chanlink meme thread

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>>9899430
seriously, how does it feel?

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>>9899430

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I just tried to imagine how he smelt and threw up a little in my mouth

>> No.9899461

>>9899430
what was the conversation there between those two? I really can't tell if it's a casual discussion, a fight, or they're getting along really well. how one man can impart such mystery into a 2 second gif is incredible

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>>9899461
It's the chad mind control

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My father works for oracle and is quite close to Sergey. He told me that Sergey showed up at the office two days ago to announce that he ate his thousandth Big Mac. In honor of such a special moment, Sergey handed out free t-shirts he found at a local Salvation Army. Before he left, he took my father aside and asked “you didn’t actually buy in, did you?”

Seems alright!

>> No.9899513

did anyone find out who that girl is shes kinda hot

>> No.9899604

>>9899481
I actually know someone who's at oracle I talk to crypto about sometimes he was talking about eth feb 2017, I mentioned chainlink to him last november at .15 saying that I just got a big position for the first time in it. he didn't know what it was apparently but was asking vehemently where I found out about it. either he's on /biz/ or oracle is onto it in some capacity

>> No.9900617

>>9899472
sauce of unphotoshopped image?

>> No.9901140

>>9900617
Pic was of rapper G-Eazy I think. Look up the video title in the pic on jewtube.

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>>9899481
I saw Sergey at a McDonalds in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and that I was a Link Marine, but I didn’t want to be a pajeet and bother him by asking for EOY price predictions or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away to look at the menu, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to order my stuff up front I saw him in the kitchen trying to steal like fifteen Big Macs from the grill without paying.
The guy in the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the girl at the counter took all fifteen Big Macs and said what the price came to he asked her to put each one in a separate order “to prevent any centralized Oracle infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she did all the separate orders for him in separate bags and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling "ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS END OF YEAR".

>> No.9901233

>>9899472
stupid bitch on the right with an overbite, lack of chin and a fat neck thinks I would want to contaminate my aryan genes with her trash, lmao

>> No.9901264

>>9899452
what a chad

>> No.9901299

>>9899430
Whats happening here? Is she imploring him to fuck her from behind doggy style and hes refusing? ALPHA

>> No.9902366

>>9901299
exactly, she's too ugly for him
Sergay only accepts 11/10, virgin, max 18yo pure asian girls