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How do I tell my wife that I've lost $30k out of our wagecucking savings?

I'm posting on /biz/ in hope to cheer myself up because I'm pretty much a failure.

>> No.9859417

You admit to spending half of money you had no right in spending without asking and hope for forgiveness you bastard

>> No.9859435
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>>9859390
hahahahahaha I hope this is a larp

>> No.9859442

>>9859390
Nudes of wife?

>> No.9859465

>>9859390
post a screen lets see those red diggies

>> No.9859523

>>9859390

What did you spend it on?

>> No.9859569

>>9859442
yeah why not post them, she's leaving you regardless

>> No.9859581

>>9859390
>How do I tell my wife that I've lost $30k out of our wagecucking savings

Why even lie about this stuff, you really like someone here's actually going to believe this shit ?

Are you that desperate for attention ?

Go look for attention somewhere else........

>> No.9859590

>>9859569
This

>> No.9859600

You don’t. Take out a life insurance and kys cause your in the dog house now.

>> No.9859599

>>9859581
>really think

>> No.9859604

>>9859581
>People took out second mortages to buy Bitcoin at 20k
Yeah don't underestimate the power of FOMO

>> No.9859617

>Honey you will never guess what happened
>The evil russian hacker stole our savings. Imagine my shock!

>> No.9859621

>>9859581
tens of thousands of people did this lol
where have you been

>> No.9859630

>>9859390

just force her to become a hooker

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>>9859390
>How do I tell my wife that I've lost $30k out of our wagecucking savings?

In my experience with women the question simplified is, do you want to experience her reaction now, or later?

Pick your best time. Have something to relate your thinking process. Express regret (should come naturally)

>> No.9859644

Wait it's not over....fckkkkk

>> No.9859667

>>9859390
Is it gone? If not just hold until she starts questioning you.

>> No.9859676

>>9859390

did you liquidate your portfolio? because otherwise you haven't lost anything

>> No.9859700

>>9859569
Fucking lol