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9812297 No.9812297 [Reply] [Original]

hello wagie, yeah it's me again
i just wanted to say that i hope you can find enjoyment and fulfillment in these meager two days that you have to spare before Mr. Shekelberg forces you to work for his own profit
once again, thank you wagie for paying the taxes so i can live off of your hard work whether you like it or not
make the most of your free time, wagie, its over before you know it
tick tock

>> No.9812306

k

>> No.9812307

Bases comfy NEET poster reminding the wagekeks of their true place

>> No.9812317

>>9812297
Jokes on you I'm paid by the government and I cost way more than you do.

>> No.9812341

>>9812297
Hehe. Jokes on you lazy boy. I have to work today

>> No.9812350

I work Saturdays been in overtime since yesterday so I'm properly compensated thanks to our amazing government

>> No.9812489
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Nonsense. Wagies' "free" time completely belongs to mr. Shekelberg. He can summon a wagecuck in the middle of the night on Sunday to drive to his cubicle and fix a popped up problem if he doesn't want to get fired.

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>>9812297
kek
Fuck shekelburg
He's paying me while i trade crypto and watch youtube
All i do is check in guests and let em up
+ cuties come too

>> No.9812650

>>9812297
Getting up this early to post the same copypasta
Kek
How’s welfare buddy?

>> No.9812693

Worked from 8am till 3 am yesterday. Got paid double though, feela good not being poor and purposeless I guess.
You also get to leave your room and, you know, live life

>> No.9812697

>>9812650
wagie ragie!!!

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>>9812693
>purposeless
keep running, wagebitch

>> No.9812759

>>9812720
I know this is b8 but there are actually some people who think not having a job and not raising a familly is normal and healthy. Then depression comes and you start taking sertraline, wondering where it went wrong.

T. Love working and like the people I work with

>> No.9812763

>>9812693
>Worked 19h
>got paid for 16
Your cope is damaging your brain wagie... Mr. Shekelberg has found a retarded drone it seems...

>> No.9812875

>>9812693
>live life

Says the guy who worked 19 hours lol.

>>9812759

Having a job and raising a family doesn't guarantee any happiness or fulfillment. Plenty of unhappy married people with kids and jobs. They do it because they have a slave mentality and don't know any better.

>> No.9812883

>>9812697
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.9812914
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9812914

I wish we lived in a free market where I would only have to work 3 days a week to get the same pay as I do now.

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>>9812297
Agree.
One note to wagecucks, enjoy those 2 days but remember, sunday should be used strictly as a rest day, we, the neets and mr Shekelberg have to make sure you're well rested and ready for the next 5 days of peak performance during wagelavement, don't even think about any partying or activities on sunday for your own (and our) good. Great performance at work should always be your priority, too many people are dependant on you, our neetdom, mr Noseberg's new yacht, you should be proud of the role you've been given Wagie.

>> No.9813183

>>9812763
Double per hour you dumb nigger

>> No.9813199

>>9812875
You know better right? Staying in your room all day jerking off to 2d?
Pathetic. People around you will soon get their lives on track, buy a house, a nice fast car and travel. I bet you also hate social media because you cant really brag about anyhting

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>>9813199
Imagine being this much of a 30 year old boomer.

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>>9813199
don't get too nervous wagie, your performance in the cubicle on monday is of the highest importance to you, remember that and use those 2 days wisely!

>> No.9813283

>>9812297
NEETing on money I made myself is best NEETing.
Never waged and never will by the way.

>> No.9813309

>>9813199
Don't rage too much wagie. Keep coping with the fact that you spend more than 50% of your waking hours working toward making someone else rich.

>> No.9813316

Having days off is so much better than unemployment. When I go NEET every day melds into the last, at least now I can truly enjoy my lazy days. Poor NEETS will never know the nirvana of a balanced life.

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>>9813316
it's like saying someone who wears shoes a size too small is in a better position than those who wear perfectly fitted shoes because they won't know the feeling of relief when taking them off

The absolute state of wageSLAVES

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>>9813316
Isn’t it sad that wageslaves didn’t even get a break from work to celebrate 4/20? I would’ve thought that you’d love drugs, wagie, as they give you an escape from you’re sad, labor filled life. Me? I take drugs as they free my mind to see the world how it truly is. I can feel the creativity and calm inside of me when on drugs, and they make me feel alive. Doesn’t that sound great wagie? Oh what am I saying, a wageslave such as you has no idea what its like to really be alive! Whelp! Time for bed, wagecuck. Be sure to take that sleeping pill so you can get plenty of rest tonight.

>> No.9813357

>>9813331
That's implying that I hate my job. I'm sorry my unemployed friend, but there are ways to make money by doing things you enjoy. If you only enjoy masturbating to anime and shitposting, then I pity you.

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>>9813357
We are reaching levels of COPE that shouldn't be possible. Did you guys hear him? He *enjoys* getting his measly share of revenue from mr. Shekelstein who bought himself a new yacht this year thanks to his loyal overworking wagies.

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>>9813357
oh, what are you, an actor then? an athlete? a doctor working for the sole purpose of helping others?

>b-but I enjoy my job <grinds teeths in tears>

L M A O, I'm sure having to answer to mr Noseberg and having your days framed and organized by someone else must be so great! Damn it would really suck if I could wake up whenever I want, go and do whatever I want

>b-but all neets are just bitter virgins living in their mums basement, Ha I'll show 'em!
Sorry to break it to you but as much as you'd like to believe it it's not always the case. And if too much free time is a problem to you then it means you are just a programmed wagecuck with no hobbies interests or friends to spend time on/with. Have fun in the cubicle wagie!

>> No.9813401

Based wagie destroyer.

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>>9813390
>>9813384
I'm just a freelance tradesman, about to go to school to specialize in electric. It feels nice to work on something you enjoy doing and stepping back to admire your creation. I guess to feel the same you NEETs need to play simulations on your computer. I spent the past week improving people's homes, how do you spend your eternal weekends?

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>>9812297
NEETS live a shallow shabby life, unless they are trustafarians. Government asisstance is bullshit, and not enough to have any sort of quality of life.
>no pussy
>no travel
>no luxuries
>just subsistance media entertainment and shit tier proceesed nukeable food
thats not living.

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>>9813441
HAHAHAHAHA, those levels of COPE should'nt only be impossible, they should be simply ILLEGAL.

Ask yourself a simply question wagie,
>Would I do this shit without getting paid ?
because that's what a hobby or enjoyment means. Really really sad, but ey! I'm sure you'd keep doing what you do even after you've won the lottery am I rite?

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>>9813278
>cubicle
My work is outdoors, the place we evolved to be in
>>9813309
>working for someone
Imagine being this much of a cuck

>> No.9813473

>>9812297
REEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SO JELLY OF YOU NEETS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.9813474

>>9813316
Are you this weak and uncreative? You cant set goals for yourself and work on them?
Yoou need mr shekelberg to set your goals for you?

wagies are pathetic

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>>9813331
that's actually true and you should read a book nigger, specially on taoism and the balance of serotonin and dopamine receptors

>> No.9813534

>job involves running wind tunnel analysis for sky scraper buildings
>put in parameters and browse biz in the background, trade shitcoins or chill in the office back garden with kraut coworkers while analysis is running
>international projects, network with colleagues all around the world

wagie life is not so bad if you make your choices wisely. Stayed at home one for 3 days straight and got depressed pretty fast.

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>>9813461
I agree, poor neets are not living to the fullest but it's not like wagecucks are living either (and have to bust their asses of making someone else rich)

>>9813472
yo may be 1 step up in the wageslavery ladder compared to cubicle wagecucks for example but none of you would keep doing any of that if you suddenly became financially independent.

>>9813495
go an put on some tight shoes then or lock yourself in a cage for 10 years to maximize your dopamine levels after being released!
KEK

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>>9813495
>taoism and the balance of serotonin and dopamine receptors
The level of your COPE just exceeded the physical limits of our Universe.

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>>9813199
Oh poor wagie, I'm the one who will be buying a house and driving a fast car long before those normies (including you) retire, all thanks to crypto.
Also I have a lot of productive hobbies and fortunately have enough time for all of them because I'm not busy working 19 hours for Mr.Shekelstein.

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>>9813565
T. Depressed masturbating mowntain dew chugger weed smoking percocet popper

>> No.9813635
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>>9813582
Wagie ragie, you wouldn't be so upset about my super comfy life free from everyday worries if you truly like being bossed around by your uppers. Deep down you realise that you're just a cog in the machine unable to escape your pitiful, easy replace by a H1B pajeet if you don't overwork for Mr. Goldsteinberg. The only time you feel somewhat alive is on your only day off, right wagie? I get it, it must be your only treasure - to finally have a moment with yourself after getting shat on during the busy workweek by the customers and your manager. People murmuring behind your back that "you're getting older" and "can't keep up", no? These threads must really turn you inside out by the virtue of bestowing true judgement on wagecuck's pathetic life choices.

>> No.9813647

>>9813569
NEETS are degenerate.

>> No.9813661

>>9813635
There is nothing more rewarding than a day of hard work. Parasites like you wouldn't last a day in countries with no welfare.

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>>9812306
>>9812317
>>9812341
>>9812350
>>9812520
>>9812650
>>9812693
>>9812914
>>9813316
>>9813461
>>9813473
>>9813582
>>9813647
Simmer down wagies

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>>9813661

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>>9813661
>There is nothing more rewarding than a day of hard work

>> No.9813682

>>9813661
>B8
Reported

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>>9813661
There's nothing more rewarding than making 50 bucks online in a hour and then go read a book to further enlighten my mind while drinking some hot coffee without having to worry about handing a report to Mr.Shekelstein by 5 pm

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>>9813647
The concept of free will is unfathomable wagies, constrained by the chains of morality and inborn low intellegence. Wagecuck desperately clings to the current status quo and social dogmas to make up for his inability to construct his own ethics and values.

It's unfair that us, ascended NEET gods, should be having the same rights as wagies, a clearly lower form of humanity designed to serve us.

What do you say, wagie? You don't really need those two days off or even having paid in money as long as we make you busy? Just submit to your urges completely and accept this collar of honor.

>> No.9813719

>>9812297
okay neet faggot tell me how much YOU make a year? yeah that's right: zero. at best, you make what I make 1 month in the entire year by "trading crypto" or some shit like that. I'm honestly sick of people who live with mommy telling me that I'm a "cuck" because I make an honest living. maybe if you went outside once in awhile you'd have a girlfriend, you little virgin faggot. seriously fuck you buddy, my tax payer dollars and probably funding your depression meds, so you should show me a little more respect

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>>9813647
The concept of free will is unfathomable to poor wagies, constrained by the chains of morality and inborn low intellegence. Wagecuck desperately clings to the current status quo and social dogmas to make up for his inability to construct his own ethics and values.

It's unfair that us, ascended NEET gods, should be having the same rights as wagies, a clearly lower form of humanity designed to serve us.

What do you say, wagie? You don't really need those two days off or even having paid in money as long as we make you busy? Just submit to your urges completely and accept this collar of honor.

>> No.9813750

All this neet depression, now I know those pink wojacks were real, you leeches really think crypto alone will make you rich lmao

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Work sets you free

>> No.9813817

>>9813750
wagie you ok? don't stress out we need you at peak efficiency in 38 hours.

>> No.9813821

>>9813647
If you ain't down with that. We got two words for ya.

>> No.9813822

I love reading ragie wagie post. Do a daily wagie thread OP, that would be great.

>> No.9813827

>>9813750
Already made more money in a year than you can make in 10. And shouldn't you be enjoying your limited free time instead of being here all ragie? Hurry, wagie. Soon it's Monday again

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>>9813827
no you didn't.
I make up to $60/hour on the reg, sometimes I get special underwater jobs that land me 10k the moment I take a dive and then up to $300/h.
Not accounting for my rig farm and the 10k 0xbtc I mined the first 2 weeks plus a comfy 50xmr only portfolio.

Learn to weld you worthless loser.