/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9794079
you can't your dick is gonna trick you as long as you have a healthy sex drive im sorry anon just lock your money up and pretend you can't get to it.

>>9794079

you don't, you play them at their own game.

You lure them in with the possibility of riches while giving them nothing. When she finally realizes she's not getting anything from you, you dump her and move on to the next one.

make sure to get a vasectomy and yearly tests

>>9794117
but what if you get a reputation?

>>9794117
This

These cunts are too stupid to realize you're playing them. They might appear smart but they only got one thing in their head: money. And they are gonna be so blind to everything else but the possibility of catching you in a stable relationship where they can profit off you. Don't be stupid, fuck em and give them nothing then dump them when you get bored

>>9794079
Ask loans from her

>>9794146
would mate with

Pump n Dump'em is the answer anon

Pnd > hodl

ok guys, but what if you want a wife and kids at the end of it all?

>>9794079

>>9794235
Then you find someone without them thinking you're rich, you can handle not flashing all of your wealth and only looking like you have a moderate income can't you?

>>9794235

Theres no fucking way youll find a decent wife if you got money. Maybe if you pull a "im a poor guy, what you see is what you get" you might find one that likes you for your personality but shes gonna be ugly as fuck because she wont care about her appearance. The ones that care about their body above anything else are the ones that are treating that as an investment to catch fools with money. So either you find an ugly wife that you know she likes you for who you really are and you can trust that she wont cheat on you or you live the rest of your life fucking hookers and gold diggers. Kids aint nothing special and probably if you got money youll end up raising some brats that will make you be ashamed of them and wish you worked on your pullout game or used condoms more often. You can't have it all

>>9794235
Then compromise and make more money. They're all golddiggers man. Unless you get some independent, feminist type who makes her own money, which is just as bad, but for different reasons.

Stop flexing what you have. You need to learn to be an interesting and wanted person without the money. Because if all you do is show what you have and parade your accomplishments all you will attract will just be gold-diggers. This is hard for some rich folk because they get the money before they get some sense, or learn how to really be a man. Pick up a dating book.

>>9794079
It took me a while to figure it out, but so far the easiest way is probably just to get there music playlist.

>>9794432
This, maybe you should start investing in cultivating who you are as a person rather than just finances.

>>9794485
what's the genre ratio red flag?

>>9794494
Doesn't get more real than that. I had to go through the process of becoming better mentally and what not, and although I have never been rich I know being rich would have never saved me.

>>9794079
Pose as a bum outside the nighclub district in your town. The first roastie that takes pity on you shall be your wife.

>>9794235
Never cash out. Wealth keeps growing, roasties never have to get tempted by wealth they can’t see, everybody wins

>>9794361
This man knows the game

>>9794361
this bums me out. I just want a cute wife who loves me and not my blockfolio :(

>>9794079
>>9794146
Who is this semen demon?

>>9794759
lie about having a normie job then

>>9794780
https://www.instagram.com/thesirenmika/

>>9794759
lol 3D
Just Monika.

>>9794804
God bless this anon

>>9794804
I would unload my sperm cannon in that roastie.

>>9794804
holy fucking shit. she looks like my gf

>>9794923
>>9794934
hope she posts more bathing suit pics this summer

>>9794109

What I do is I have a checking account with nearly nothing in it and show them that

The lions share should be invested anyways

>>9794948
fuck off shes my gf

>>9795105
fuck off she's mine

>>9794117
Its a good idea in practice but a lot of times they just get their male friends to like bust into your car or house when you're away if they know you have anything valuable so you have to make sure you have cameras and security sorted. Also if theyre in it for money they will try swiping your watch or anything small/valuable if you turn your back on them. Even calling the cops wont do much as they'll stuff it inside them so you have to threaten them while they lock themselves in your bathroom.

milk mommy

>>9794361
>>9794718
FUCKING INCELS GIVING TERRIBLE ADVICE AGAIN

>>9794759
dont listen to these bitter virgins, anon. what you need to do is take some of that sweet money and invest it in yourself. you don't even need a lot of it. put some effort into lifting, dressing well, and here's the magic touch:

step 1
>find one (just one is enough) hobby that you can see yourself enjoying.
The rules are:
>it can't be digital. no tvs, phones or computers. this rules out movies, anime (especially anime), programming, videogames, and such.
>it can be done with other people (i.e. no building train models in your garage)
>bonus points if it requires some kind of strength/cardio, although that's not necessary.
here are some ideas: cooking, playing in a band, running, biking, swimming, dancing, football, amateur acting, soccer, basketball, baseball, ping pong, tennis, rockclimbing, motorbiking, etc etc.
>stick to your hobby for some 3 months so you can get used to it
>afterwards, look for a meet/class/team to join if you haven't already
>if there is none, host/create a meet/class/team
>watch as, no matter how awkward you may be, you naturally bond with people and make some friends over liking the same stuff
>watch as girls value you for being committed and passionate over something you enjoy, because they want a man to love them like you love your skill/sport/whatever
>find a qt3.14 no-gold-digging gf within the first year
>be happy for the rest of your life

>>9794485
...this is actually effective wtf. also, cute cat.

>>9794146
Believe you me, she’s got a big future behind her

>>9795696

What are the giveaways?

Just do whatever you would never do in front of another person like browsing 4chan or saying racist things, if she still likes you, shes the one. And anal.

>>9795311
Sounds like you live in some northern liberal city it's cute :3

>>9795635
>do something I don't want because wymen

things like dressing well are good advice because you have to do it anyway and you implicitely make choices, so might as well do it right and it will make a huge difference, but cucking yourself defeats the purpose of having a gf. It should be fun, or something that makes you a better person in general, not something you work for just because. If you just want sex get a hooker.

Fag

>>9795635
This. I'm socially retarded and I've managed to get to know people that way. I even managed to get a girl. I since stopped and I'm not in contact with any of them anymore (well, I'm only occasionally in contact with my parents right now...). If I want to have friends again, I'll do some similar activity again. I think there is no better way for the average socially retarded guy.

>>9795843
>find one (just one is enough) hobby that you can see yourself enjoying.

>do something I don't want because wymen

spot the mentally challenged incel

>>9794079
Can't wait until these bitches hit their forties and those tits start sagging, gonna hit them up them when Chad's done with em and then I'm gonna treat em all like fucking garbage

>>9795635
Came here to say this. This is the answer OP, bond with a girl over a similar interest and have her become attracted to you for how you approach challenges, not because of the size of your wallet.
Don't say you're poor, just that you "do alright", or even better don't ever bring up money, and when you do go out take her to 2/3 star restaurants only.

>>9796145
that's not a nice thing to say

HOW TO GET A BIG TITTY GF THAT WONT SPEND ALL MY MONEY

>>9796515
we just told you doofus

>>9794079
live a modest lifestyle that does not give away your net worth

>>9796220
>bond with a girl over a similar interest
>she cheats on you with a nigger
>now your interest is forever ruined and you always think of her whenever you do it

no thanks

>>9794079
As if your material desire for wealth doesn’t spill over into your taste in women. Just be superficial.

Just live modestly. Don't drive a $90k car or take her to a really expensive dinner. Let her realize how wealthy you are as you work her into her life and trust her.

Really you shouldn't look all that "rich" unless you have like $10 million.

You dumb fucks need to study animal behavior and human psychology more. All the answers are there.

If you can't spot a golddigger while you are dating you're a fucking retard.

>>9794079
It's really fucking simple - listen to what she talks about. Who does she compliment, who does she criticize? If you notice that when she talks: Fame, Wealth, ostentation, decadence equal = good
Then you might have a golddigger...
If she criticizes people for being 'tight with money' or she criticizes other women for what labels they wear (not how they dress, but she can tell her Balenciaga from her JPG, her Fendi from her Lanvin) - then she's even more likely to be a golddigger...
Oh and if her parents are working class, but buys shit that she can't afford on her salary LANDNAGOTION, THERE MUST BE GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS BOY BECAUSE YOUR SQUEEZE IS A CONFOUNDID GOLDIGGING HUSSY CONSARNIT!

>>9794485
Ooooh yes, this.

>>9797130
Snap!

>>9797804
This anon gets it.

>>9797052
Won't she catch on that I'm not wagecucking but still somehow afford to live in reasonable comfort?