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Also pic related, what are some things to say/do to impress a girl like this?

>> No.9716874

I show her my cock

>> No.9716881
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>>9716859

>> No.9716885

"I'll give you 10 grand to shit on your chest"

>> No.9716886

>>9716859
You need to be good at something artistic like music or painting. Biz will say face or money but women don’t really care about those things

>> No.9716904

I'm collecting memes and will open one up once I make it. (If I make it)

>> No.9716927

Requirements;
Strong Jawline
Broad chin
Symetrical face
10% bodyfat
Broad shoulders
Minimum 1,85m tall
Aryan
Thick hair and eye brows
6" penis
Atleast a networth of 1M$
Great social circle/social media accounts

>> No.9716929

>>9716886
>implying she isn't a vapid slut who wants the opposite of what she pretends to care about
just looking at her face, you can tell this is the kind of girl who has half a dozen guy friends with some artistic talent who will never touch her hand
meanwhile she'll give it up for the first chad that shows up
the only chance for a beta here is to play the guitar and for chad to not show up (she'll drop you the moment he does, though)

>> No.9716936

>>9716904
Glad to hear someone out there is doing this.

>>9716886
Thanks for the little bit of helpful insight anon

>> No.9716959

" Hey I just met you ... and this is crazy....but here's my number...sooo...call me....maybe ?

>> No.9716963
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>>9716859
>tells her a male calico cat is very rare
>her vagina automatically opens up like a ripe lotus
>juices pouring down her legs
>crevice starts to dip in search of my hot Buddha consciousness semen
>nipples start lactating
>Too bad I’m celibate and leave her in the cold
>terrible cold

>> No.9716974

>>9716963
I mean Cervix not crevice cuz stupid autocorrect

>> No.9716986

>>9716859
clearly but all the images are going to be pink
>>9716881
stop shrekposting

>> No.9716997
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>>9716859
>Museum guide leading visitors past this image.
>"We believe one of the first early uses of decentralized digital currencies was for the bartering of erotic images"
>"As we can see in this exhibit, an individual is requesting pictures of what they would've referred to as an Asian"

>> No.9717009

>>9716959
LOL

>> No.9717024

>>9716997
>"An obstacle was placed in the initial image, digital archaeologists believe this was likely done to encourage payment"