/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9692573
kys fgt

>>9692573
Show proof

>>9692573
AI is almost here. You would regret this if you were able to regret.

Why do people like to larp?

>>9692586
No. I have no reason to want to convince you. Only people who believe me, and linky bagholders, who've always made me laugh will reap the rewards

>>9692573
Send it all to this address

In return i upload life changing shit ITT you wont find online. Ex Space technician here

>>9692638
space pajeetian

>>9692573
The 7777777 buy order is still waiting fren

>>9692661
I have been in space and saw shit that will change your life. Op can change lives if he donates his shit to me.... or op could donate to a reddit guy whos opening a NEET rehab. His name on reddit is LePlaya

>>9692697
Forgot link

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/8gxl0d/did_you_think_about_this/

>>9692573
Tbh you want to mess around one last time I’d switch to eth and then send it to req burn address. Give those plebbit fags a heart attack

>>9692697
Do you expect us to believe without even a morsel of knowledge from your part?
>inb4 flat earth is real and Nazis fled to hyoerborea beyond the ice ring (which we dummies call the south pole)

>>9692594
because he's a pajeet trying to pull in suckers dumb enough to believe him.

>>9692573
Don't do it OP.

Wouldn't you rather give me that btc friend? I could put it to good use

>>9692823
no this is gonna be way more fun

>>9692573
This is such a pointless larp. It will he obvious when it doesn't happen.

>>9692843
Space scientist guy here. Like i said before....dont waste it. Donate to me and at the very least i can tell you wat to do to ensure you go to heaven not hell. Believe it or not aliens passed on this knowledge to us. If you wanna taste of where you are bound; try DMT before killing yourself.

>>9692573
>Ok guys. I'm going to kill myself. I have 3000 BTC, and I'm going to use it to pump link as high as possible before I die. I want to have one last autistic laugh to myself before I go.
>
>It happens tonight. Don't miss it

Don't kill yourself fren..
Enjoy with us 1000 eoy.

Everyone is laughing at us..
But we will show them one they, don't we,my dear linkie..

Buy the link, fren, but don't kys yourself. You want to be here eoy to see how rich you will become.

>>9692573
post proof

>>9692942
Hello OP. Ok you can send me your 3000 btc now

Is a 3000btc pump really worth the loss of a fren? If digits, OP doesn't end it and we enjoy a one fren pump instead

>>9692697
You're not from space. You're from reddit.

>>9692573
Don't kys OP
But please do pump link.

>>9692573

do it faggot KYS

>>9692573

OP... just 1 of those 3000 would literally change my life.

>>9694025
You even sorrier than OP. You're begging a dude in a noose for money.

>>9694129
Er... wrong id. We all know who I talking about though.

>>9692697
>>9692823
>>9692942
>>9693902
>>9694072
>I'm going to kill myself
>HURR SEND ME YOUR CRYPTO
These are my least favourite threads on biz. That there are people who always beg in suicide threads.... it makes a strong case for postnatal abortion.

>>9694129
>>9694225
If op really is killing himself he may as well use the last few moments of his life to make other people happy right? That's what I would do if I was dying or planning to kys.

Personally however I don't need his corn as I already have enough. I hope they go to people who need them.

>>9694225
I am offering op something in exchange unlike all his other options (making sergey rich) link can only make you guys rich if crypto becomes mainstream which is impossible co coins go up and down in value sometims by 25% in a day

>>9692573
Live-stream it and make it gory

>>9694301
>Sergey get's rich if you buy link on exchanges

>>9694335
Indirectly noob

>>9694301
SCIENCEMAN!

Cash in and get plastic surgery instead. Become that Bog guy

>>9694301
You're such a piece of fucking shit

>>9692638
>Space technician
>here's my address entered in paint
>screenshot my pc from my phone
>landscape pic uploaded in portrait mode
>Space technician here
I dun beliv it

>>9694301
Op shouldn't do it but this fag should an hero

>>9692697
Go back

>>9694501
In a decade no one adapted crypto due to volatility. Links success depends on sudden crypto adoption. Try offering your landlord his rent money in BTC :^)

>>9694497
What do u wanna hear about? How aliens have more than our 5 senses and which are they?

>>9692573

>>173598888

>op has 22 million in crypto
>still wants to die

go on a pleasure trip man just stay alive

Hide the wallet details in an old draw... then in 5 years someone in your family can find the wallet details and then post about it on /biz every week.

>>9693945
ohh the classic "amshowingempathygibmethemoney" maneuver

>>9692593
this. you faggots don't realize how comfy life is going to be in 15 years. just fucking do whatever you can to survive.

>>9694072
I hope you die you filthy pajeet

>>9693046
shut the fuck up faggot. you know how many gains you've missed holding that CANCER? you missed the zil pumps, steem pumps, eng pumps, these were all obvious. you could even just be using a bot that makes constant gains for. i bet it could have made at least 3x of your portfolio for the time you've been holding that CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9695782
This. Chainlink is 100% a psyop.

The purpose of Chainlink is twofold:

> To trap people in it, so they don't make gains.
> Also, and much more importantly, to lessen/limit the popularity of coins like BCH and XMR.

TPTB don't want an organic XMR or BCH meme culture/movement (like with Trump) existing online. So they "created" Chainlink to draw people towards instead, where they can be contained and controlled. Of course, Chainlink isn't the only coin used for this purpose. A lot of the shitcoins shilled here are actually just shilled to draw attention from "dangerous" coins like BCH and XMR. And no, the shitcoins shilled here, they weren't created for that purpose; they're just normal shitcoins. HOWEVER; the shilling and the forced memes thrown around, like with Chainlink, do serve that exact purpose.

>>9692573
Send 100btc my way you don't need all of it for a big pump
Also don't kys it's bad

>>9692638
>>9693902
Intrigued, tell us moar. pleiadian star seed here

>>9692573
Don't be an idiot, put some of that into https://www.theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534 so your descendants can literally piss and shit into elon musk's kids' mouths.

>>9695782
Alright. Tell me the which coin pumps next then.

>>9692573
market buy 3000 BTC worth of link. go crazy