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9635938 No.9635938 [Reply] [Original]

You have 1 week to cash it out. What do you do?

>> No.9635943

Cash it out

>> No.9635953

>>9635943
Congrats. You now owe the US govt 30%

>> No.9635958

You quite litterally cannot cash it out.

>> No.9635961

>>9635943
This seems like a good option, yes

>> No.9635985
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9635985

>no volume

>> No.9636000

Send half back and gamble the rest on shitcoins

>> No.9636011

>>9635953
Who cares? It's free anyway you greedy shit.

>> No.9636042

>>9636000
>send half back
>send half
>send

Lol

>> No.9636074

>>9635943
/thread

>> No.9636186

Give back most it, buy FUN with rest

>> No.9636236

fits like a glove. gambling with unplanned coins on a gambling coin.

>> No.9636248

>>9635938
I sell half and live off it while waiting for the other half to be worth more than 1m USD, at which point I cash that out also.

>> No.9636268

>>9635938
pump chainlink

>> No.9636302

go balls deep into link

>> No.9636312

Market sell the entire stack and laugh

>> No.9636331

>>9635953
donations / gift are tax free in my country, so i would just label it as such

>> No.9636358
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9636358

>>9635953
nope.

>> No.9636369

>>9636331
you don't get "gifts" for no reason

>> No.9636382

>>9636331
>I swear officer, this was definitely an anonymous donation and not at all attempted money laundering.

>> No.9636511

pump bitcoin so that we can get out of this bear market alive.

>> No.9636533

>tfw had 2.5k eth back in 2016 and it was only about 25k usd

>> No.9636556

>>9635953
And you still walk away with around $10,000,000. Who fucking cares?

>> No.9636562
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9636562

>>9635953
>Europoor
>owe the US govt
kek

>> No.9636587

Market buy Link with all of it

>> No.9636590

>>9635938
trade on non KYC exchanges for XMR, send to wallet, send to new wallet....
profit?

>> No.9636619
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9636619

>>9635938
masturbate. why do I only have 1 week to cash out?

>> No.9636660

>>9635938
open 100x positions with liq backed on cross

>> No.9636757

>>9636562
Everyone pays us. It's called brain drain

>> No.9636780

>>9635938
pump LINK to new ATHs, then sell all of my stinkies to create a new generation of bagholders

>> No.9636793

Send it to a btc address to convert it to bitcoin.

>> No.9637777

Convert to Monero, delete centralized exchange account and run for the hills

>> No.9638556

>>9635938
buy neblio with 2.5k eth and wait for it to reach 100 dollars bam more money