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9620021 No.9620021 [Reply] [Original]

Hey biz I bought 100k of custom rugs and no one wants to buy them.

What do?

>> No.9620087

>>9620021
call up erdogan and change them over to Turkish Lira, then move that Lira into ZRX

>> No.9620625

>>9620021
I'm shorting 1000k custom rugs, good luck holding those bags.

>> No.9620636

>>9620021
tell people you're going to do a token swap with the rugs and hype the shit out of it

>> No.9620829

>>9620625
nah tukey guarantees the price of rugs so it's pension and healthcare system doesn't go tits up.

>> No.9621075
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9621075

>>9620021
smoke cigs on them

>> No.9621111

>>9621075
You smoke cigarettes on your custom rugs and then short sell them to an Irishman. Then what do you do EINSTEIN?

>> No.9621169

>>9620021

Surround your rugs with the word 'Bespoke' and 'Unique'.

People don't give a shit about the word 'Custom', but they'll empty their wallets for the ones I mentioned.

It's not about the rugs your selling, it's about how they'll feel after they've bought it. You're selling that feeling, not the actual rug.

>> No.9621253

Do a rug burn and decrease circulating supply

>> No.9621263

>>9621253
I'll give your mum rug burn