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9585216 No.9585216 [Reply] [Original]

I'm new but crypto is dead... what should I do to make good money online? I am in college and don't have a job... no sex work.

>> No.9585254

>>9585216

get a job

>> No.9585262

>>9585216
suck dicks for a living

>> No.9585267

>>9585216
Buy kneepads

>> No.9585334

Take it up the ass

>> No.9585355

>>9585216
>no sex work.

Quit being squeemish. Would you rather fuck for an hour to earn $100 or sit in a cubicle for 8?

>> No.9585366

sex work

>> No.9585397

>>9585355
You know, I'll expand on this. Just to really get a point across.

Would you rather fuck for 3 days (with 7 hour shifts) or sit in a cubicle for a month?

Would you rather fuck for a year, as your full time job or sit in a cubicle for eight?

Would you rather fuck for as long as it takes some people to get their college degree or wageslave until you're 65?

Which is really the smarter play?

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9585407

>>9585216

Sorry but you can't make money by FUD'ing.

>> No.9585423

>>9585397
How do I fuck for money ?

>> No.9585434

>>9585216
>I'm new but crypto is dead
Shouldn't you be lurking moar?

>> No.9585440

>>9585216
teach chinks how to speak english online. i get $18 usd per 45 min class, work no more than 3 classes per day. easy money to babysit insects

>> No.9585449

>>9585423
Be female lul

>> No.9585459

>>9585423
>>9585449
Alternatively
1) Get /fit/
2) Develop MILF fetish by fapping on /b/ and /s/
3) Get a job working at a country club or doing landscaping in a ritzy neighborhood
4) Start boning cougars like your life depends on it
4b) Start boning gay guys like affording your AIDS medication depends on it

>> No.9585485

>>9585423

Well if your a dude you have 2 options. Maybe 3 if you are incredibly well endowed or very attractive. First is to get fucked by randoms. Second is to do gay porn, apparently a surprising amount of men who consider themselves straight do it and make 6 figures, probably still takes some luck. Lmao Third, do regular porn. Good luck, but you're probably gonna need some knee pads and elbow pads too.

>> No.9585789

>>9585397
Where can I hire you?

>> No.9585848

>>9585789
Depends what it's for.
.
If it's to fuck, my place. At $100/hr.

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9586166

>>9585216
Join my sex cult. I'll sodomize you and you will be my slave. I will feed you with my cum. Over time you will be able to have your own slaves too.

>> No.9586459

you havent been buying reserved list mtg the last few years? ha idiot