/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9580726
hahahah oh that pupper

Buy buy buy

>>9580726
That turd looks too large to have come from that little dog.

Should I catch the hmny falling knife

>>9580764
Also, the consistency and color looks suspiciously similar to chocolate pudding.

>>9580773
Fuck no, because there is no guarantee of a squeeze or anything ever going good for it again. It's got nothing going for it.

How much money should I throw at BILI before earnings? Potential/risk?

Anyone want to ride the new rollercoaster, "green-machine"?

More on SIX plz

If you bought the SPX you're gonna make it

good job

Fuck my hands too weak, i was right on both my calls but chickened out and sold at a loss

If I didnt start drinking before close yesterday, I would have not sold all my bank stocks out of impulse, and would not have been able to buy back in today when they dropped back low

Remember, always Drink and trade

>>9580773
Where on this chart do you see anything remotely appealing?

BUY GE AND HEADBANG TO DIMMU BORGIR IN YOUR FUCKING LAMBO FAGGOTS

>>9580818
You can't get bogged if even you don't know what you're doing

>>9580798
It was trading under $10 like 2 weeks ago, I think it's still overvalued. Bad earnings will tank it.

>>9580700
I lenjoyed your podcast.

Who had that fucking buffet-sama meme saved? pretty much all of those SMG memes that were going around a while ago were golden but i didn't save them

>>9580818
>remember, always drink and trade
Yeah don't forget to always to do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

Wheres the comfy wednesday Podcast? I want the comfy Wednesday podcast
Where is ti? Give it to me already!

>>9580514
>options chain
Is this like the boomer blockchain?

>>9580808
No, fuck six gangs. Why would I spend my day under the glaring sun surrounded by Los goblinos and wild packs of feral niggers?

>>9580824
looks like bitcoin tbqh

>General Electric

>>9580808
just bought 2, looks good

>>9580861
delete this six flags is based

You guys want to talk about Weed stocks? Shouldn't they be exploding June or August the ones in Canada at least?

I guess the spy lost steam, sour hour?

>>9580912
Why do you predict that?

>>9580838
But BIZ told me to go long TLT and it's going up?

>>9580912
No, people are just going to plant there own seeds and all those stocks will go out of buisness

why didnt I own a piece of this amusement park five years ago?

curse my blindness

>>9580936
>>9580900
>>9580899

HOP ABOARD BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIqZQWNz0SE

>>9580900
Busch gardens is best, all others can fuck off

>>9580917
no, this is the pre-power hour 15 minute dump before the pump

GE super irritated at this shit. Short sellers are so powerful these days, huge price drops on nothingburger news. Obviously Power is going to be flat, just like when GE was priced at $60.

Biotech is being shitty too, even with Trump news letting everyone buy experimental drugs as soon as they pass animal testing. How fucking bullish is that? Yet bio is flat today.

>>9580893

>>9580818
if you're going to drink you have to do it right though.

$MAST

>>9580976
thats too hardcore

>>9580927
Because they have the votes to make it legal the only annoying thing is they are waiting to hold a referendum of when to implement it being legal which keeps getting pushed back by these old bastards.
>https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2018/02/15/senate-deal-to-vote-on-pot-bill-on-june-7-means-no-sales-before-august.html

Most of the companies that are publicly traded and that are in weed actually have pretty awesome and solid balance sheets with consistently increasing growing returns over time but at least in my opinion right now seem really undervalued for the boom that is going to happen.

>>9580773
Wait until Friday. It's going down to $0.23 then shooting back up.
>>9580836
>hmny in id

>>9580997
What companies would you recommend? Always had interest in weed stocks but never knew who was what and where to look

>>9580976
I used to hate drinking till I had to start doing it for work. I was surprised to find out office drinking culture was still a thing.

>>9580832
Thanks! I think I'll put out a short one today since it's Wednesday

>>9580972
At least the CEO is being honest. I'd rather they keep cutting dividends and the company survives with better financial health then go under

>>9581030
>mfw

so pump at 2
that means _____ at 3

Bad day, but things will get better

>>9581102
pump

>>9581102
pump

>>9581035
I mean so far here is my list for top 3 that seem pretty solid:
ACB - Aurora Cannabis Inc
TWMJF - Cannopy Growth Corp (Largest market cap out of the 3)
APHQF - Aphria Inc

I have been a little if'y on when to buy them but the probability is very good they will pick up. But I mean even legalization of recreational marijuana hasn't been easy for the companies in Oregon. It's just interesting to learn, still doing more research before I shill anything solid here. I'd hate to look like those jackasses shilling HMNY.
>https://globalnews.ca/news/4222469/pot-market-oregon-canada-warning/

Bogs are pumping almost everything

>>9580931
Just like people grow their own tobacco and make their own alcohol right?

>>9576953
>>9576830
>>9576789

Called market up for day
GE being shit

thanks /smg/

>>9581102
P U M P

>>9581195
no, this is different

>>9581194
Sould I be worried? My "sell" finger is getting itchy.

>>9581224
No. Dow will hit 3-4k higher by end of year.

>>9581220
Oh yeah, you are counting on potheads and stoners to have their shit together? Boy, you are going to be disappointed.

Absolutely SICK of winning

>>9581224
You dont sell the golden bull
when you exit the golden bull, it goes full speed away from you, like a dream and the door keeps going further away

Please tesla hit 250 for an easy buy

>>9581224
>>9581261
This. Put a 1-3% trailing stop loss order if you're worried about losing gains after a moon mission.

buy
brkb !!!
DGRO
cpb
BGS
Big 5 Sporting Goods Corporation
GIs
TWNK
Flowers Foods, Inc.
CAMPBELLES
SJM
MCCORMICK & Co/SH SH NV
tap
KHC
k
pep
CLX
sp500
JNJ


watch NVCN ANY tvix DGRO
citigroup OR BAC

i have never invested a penny, this is me tomorrow after close though. hopefully the bull dont get away form me

>>9581324
Is she currently riding BBC and will never speak to you again?
(slightly off topic)

>>9581224

>>9581324
buy GE?

>>9581324
Should i start learning about investing and the stock market

>>9581318
Dude, please. ticker symbols only.

>>9581324
has comfy had enough gay sex today?

>>9581324
>Is she currently riding BBC and will never speak to me again?
Answer me you dumb fuck!

>>9581324
ALT to $3?

>>9581324
has bagholder had enough gay sex today?

Its a golden Mother fucking BULL.RUN

>>9581324
Am I going to get too fucked up tonight to fuck?

>>9581318
>>9581318

Too late to join BIG5 club?

>>9581324
Should I buy more PIRS?

>>9581324
Will US-NK meeting happen this June?

>>9581318
yeah yeah get that Brkb while its 195 and under

going to 350 within 2 years, 500, 1000

>>9581379
Kek >>9581384 sucks to be you baggy.

>>9581361
My condolences comfy but you are better off for knowing.

>>9581389
i worry im too late. i wont get my money in my account until friday, and i work so i wont get home till close. fuck fufck med in the butt.

>>9581361
you gonna be ok comfy? just simple yes or no

>>9581343
>>9581361
The last number in your post is the answer.

>>9581398
FUCK

>>9581405
big chunk of my buy will be brbk i think. im figuring out how im diving how much of each i buy rn
>>9581407
also im fine lol

>>9581324
buy micron?

>>9581406
If I'm too fucked up, does it really matter, like really?

>>9581324
Alright last one, do I sell my whole portfolio and leave this thread forever?

Come on Bogs lets have a pull back, you are giving me too much money and inflating my ego to incredible heights

>>9581406
>>9581414
>>9581416
No. The sad part of these rolling for answers posts is when you get the answer from kek, you pretty much know the answer.
Rip, you stupid whore

>>9581477
I'M FREE!!!!!

>>9581480
Wish I could say the same, only have $150 to play with so my share ownership is always so low

I'm making pennies here and there which is a start

First time playing with stocks

Why does robinhood get such shit reviews on the App Store?
Inb4 kys fone postur

>>9581504
people lose money and get mad at their tools

GE might reduce it's dividend again, such is the scare, so all the stodgy dividend ETFs and pension and mutual funds are dumping it.

Whatever. GE is cutting edging on R&D... artificial intelligence, 3d printing, gene therapy defense projects. People forget this when they think of gas turbines and shitty insurance policies and a 3rd rate oil company. Nobody can do all the things GE can do. They'll inevitably pull a strong profit no matter how hard they try not to..

>>9581504
butthurt bagholders
the average robinhood user is retarded

The train isnt stopping

>>9581361
she's riding Sky News, nobody watches BBC anymore

get in on victoria's secret (LB) before close if you want to gamble earnings with me
i figure this can't dump any lower

Based Ebay

Update:
if you hold TIF, fuck you asshole you're rich now

>>9581530
>GE holder C O P E

>>9581577
who still buys diamonds anyway? better gems

EBAY calls finally starting to pay off

>>9581530
Sad boomer mentality. GE is too spread out and thin. It's a horrible business model to do everything like they are doing and all those areas have leaner companies in them. Not to mention GE has no arena they are good in so it's just losing to massive globalism.

Samsung is GE done right, GE is just mediocre and will collapse eventually.

>>9581324
Is SNES worth buying to make another 10% tomorrow or more by the end of the week?

>>9581577
What the fuck happened there?

>>9581648
released a formula to cure cancer, judging by that 20% increase

>>9581586
>>9581623
what you fail to realize is how betting against GE is betting against american businessmen, the most ruthless class of humans in this world

the americans will pull a profit, its in their blood and soul you cannot stop it

>>9581627
Yes

>>9581623
GE is dominate in the industries it's in, except compared to other similar heavy industry conglomerates. If it's inefficient as a conglomerate, it will be spun off than you'll get shares in those leaner companies.

People are basically retarded to not invest in GE now. Their products and business are not going anywhere as there is no competition for much of what they do.

>>9581754
That's true but at the same time it's going to be a while until their price goes up. I mean the CEO already gave us the bad news for this year.

>>9581784
>ceo gave bad news

buy signal

So what do I dump my money into now?

Started with $150, now at $153

Pretty much 0 experience other than today being my first day trading

>>9581802
USLV for a quickie bump

Am I finnally right for once on this fucking FED macro meme bullshit ?

>>9581802
SNES will open strong tomorrow then drop. By today and sell at market open.

>>9580972

>>9581814
No, this is what being wrong looks like

Garbage. I'm taking a nap.

>>9581852
but bonds, GLD and JPY are rising...

>>9581802
buy DRYS, then UVXY

>>9581680
Plenty of American businesses fail anon, it happens all the time.

>>9581873
wow 0.1%! Amazing bullrun!
Equities sure are dropping hard!

>>9581814
Only retards buy gold.

Musk is angering liberals on twitter. Short Tesla now.

>>9581899
Silver is Chad's metal, gold is for virgins and boomercucks.

>>9581898
yep
I admit I was wrong on that
But you can't deny the other 3 were spot on !!!!

>>9581899
that is true
but I only wanted to be right

>>9581797
This. GE's CEO looks like he's performing great under pressure and does not give a fuck about airing dirty laundry.

COMMIE BEARFAGS BTFO YET AGAIN
DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>9581956

>>9581324
Is buying GE instead worth it for glorious gains?

>>9582025
do they make breakfast cereal? then no

>>9581898
it does look like dollars finally turning though

>>9581967
an0other day another dollar

>tfw deciding to hold even tho 20% is on the table

>>9582048
just a bump in a long perma downtrend

>>9581934
If you are speculating on metals, silver is the way to go, better price volatility, but precious metals prices are manipulated entirely by the big banks since the last 15 years or so. IDK how goldbugs do it when they buy the shit to hedge against the same folks that control the prices of gold and silver.

>>9582063
no i mean it looks like its finally curling down after weeks of chad

>>9581684
I don't know dude, the amount of trades going is dropping there since when it first took off.

what do you brehs think of this portfolio as I keep adding to it:

25% into QQQ for tech gains

25% into VOO/DJI for grandpa tier gains

25% into crypto

25% into stuff I short term trade with on leverage

the ETFs im planning on not touching for decades, hoping to accumulate 1 share of QQQ every month for now and then probably siphon off half my crypto and short term trading gains into ETFs overtime to keep accumulating

so whens dude weed news happening? sometime soon?

>>9582084
EURUSD is apparently heavily shorted
It seems the FED displayed a dovish stance (letting the inflation float)
Probable short squeeze incoming

Long EUR

>>9581475
HMNY a shit. SHIT.

>>9582120
>long EUR
and emerging markets

>>9582117
June 7th but the sales won't be happening until August.

I need someone, even a tripfag, to help me out. I just bought two puts for .50 each on a stock that is 31. I believe it's going to drop down by May 25th. If the price drops to 28 dollars by Friday do I make money? Or is it dependent upon bids for my bought puts?
Stock in question is DISH.

Just how many billions did the US treasury pump into the financial markets just now get get it greem again? They're gonna fuck shit up big time if they're still acting so recklessly. Absolute nutcases.

>>9582149
>people caught on to DISH

Time to buy?

>>9582154
boo hoo boo hoo
QE for lyfe
Fuck metal
Fuck commies
SP500 to 4500

>>9582149
the value of your put option is equal to (the strike price - the current stock price ) + the option premium
the option premium based on market conditions but it goes higher if expected volatility of the stock increases and lower as the strike date approaches

>>9581861

Oh wait. Hang on. My high risk penny stock had a last minute rally and now I closed a tenth of a percent in the green overall. Sweet.

>>9582162
Kek I think soon, yes. Soon they'll roll out a huge streaming service they've been working on. I just wanted to try and play with options with something I thought was fairly safe.
>>9582182
Thanks anon. So I will make money as long as the price of the stock goes down. Was worried that there was a catch or something.

>>9581648
ridiculous earnings beat, probably because of positional goods selling well at the tail end of the secular bull market

>>9582229
the option premium will decline rapidly as the strike date approaches so your option can become worthless even if the stock goes down

I know I mentioned MRNS yesterday but...

Will MU dropped to mid-40s again soon? I wanna pick up some more.

Trading bitcoin on robinfeels doesnt count towards "daytarding pattern".. right?

>>9582249
Ah, yes. Good. And I suppose this is the last thing but how do I close this option before expiration?

>>9582267
Why is that going up?

>>9581324
Are (both of) my fortune cookie fortunes from lunch correct?

>>9582275
Let it bang it's head against the imaginary ceiling again $61-63. then it will tumble down to low 50's probably lowest you will be able to grab shares are high 40's before it runs back up to 55-60.

>>9582297
Upgraded, PT of $15

>>9582324
they are telling you to go all in VTI
sounds sensible

>>9582292
sell it or exersize it

Mid week SMG podcast is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bba0lESR6w0&feature=youtu.be

Shout out to Big5Guy for ALT getting delisted :^))))

>>9582324
all in on DRYS anon

Anyone have any thoughts on NXEO, EPC, or FN? an activist hedge fund I follow recently opened big positions in all three.

I guess the secret she has was a bunch of put options.

>>9582384
>m-muh accumulation!!!

>>9582384
RIP RKG

>>9582384
Just listening to this gave me an uncurable autism.

Not bad considering my WTI lost me $7 today

>>9582154
yup thas why i said long bonds

>>9582384
ALT moon mission soon!

>>9582438

>>9582379
Thanks anon. I'll just sell to close tomorrow now that I know the mechanics of it.

What a ride from down 6% at open to up 2% at close
Fun times

>>9582438
lol

>>9582503
>implying most of us including you don't already have incurable autism.

>>9582503
welcome to /smg/, fren

HMNY delisted to OTCBB/pink sheets when?

>>9582625
The better question would be, why are you still holding it?

>>9582625
>that cisco and ko entry

Starting to think the animefags actually offed themselves. A lot less than yesterday.

>>9582614
>>9582623
Nuuuuu dey fond me owt

>>9582670
I think Knee Pad girl is dead. """she""" was undergoing med treatment yesterday and she hasn't posted today

>>9582682
she did this morning

>>9582670
Just try and kill me faggit, thousands have failed.

Upped my limit sell order on AMD to $13.30, I'm hoping it'll spike tomorrow and trigger my sell. I'm getting the feeling that it's running out of steam and that it's time to jump ship, I'm up over 30% on my AMD holdings right now.

>>9582767
i hope so these puts are getting heavy

>>9582654
What can I say? I gambled on the csco earnings, and I thought KO would go back to at least $48.

>>9582886
CSCO fucked me good too lad

>>9582886
I am interested in KO too but I have to do some DD on their nip alcoholic beverage meme
The success of this shit will be their call to come back at their previous levels

>>9582672
>>9582503
Sounds like you fit right in fellow gambling friendo.

>>9582944
just buy now at these levels then but again only if it goes to 39.99
Its free money up to 45

>>9582987
yeah I have gone on fishing for KO by selling monthly 41 puts on red days
besides, I think it is a hedge in case shtf

>>9583007
i mean, being long KO is almost like hedging, not going short put

>>9582886
Almost never buy stock or buy calls on companies reporting earnings. Almost all of them drop 10% the next day.

I started accumulating WMT shares today.

>>9583024
I wouldnt say a hedge.. its similar to a bond though
occasionally soda stocks pump when the market is down

>>9583077
Why?

based Lowes

>>9583024
>>9583100
>>9583085
KO has a P/E ratio of 132, has over 200% debt of current net worth, and has a shitty dividend of 3.69%.
Sorry to break up the circle jerk, but it's honestly not that great of a company.
If you want consumer stocks, why not K, GIS or KHC? Or Tyson?

>>9583067
Oh, I learned that lesson good, believe you me.

And how did everyone do today?

I'm up 2.3%, myself.

Only lost money on Ford, actually, and I'm confident those will be back up to their previous levels if not higher by market opening tomorrow.

>>9583173
why would debt to net worth ratio matter at all? seems to me you should be comparing debt to gross assets

FUCK, YOU GUYS! TVIX HAS ENTERED THE 100 MOST POPULAR STOCKS ON ROBINHOOD
NOOOOOO NORMIES NOOOOOOOOO

>>9583213
up $79. portfolio was dragged down by GE

>>9583213
1.25%, not counting what I've gained in after hours. WTI was the only thing holding me back today. But tomorrow it'll rise!

>>9583173
I meant why WMT?

>>9583173
>pe 132
glitch, not true

>debt
not a problem

>shit dividend
Yes but most stable stock and its for range trading

>why not Gis K KHC or Tyson
Because I already own all of them

>>9583230
Well I guess it's official, TVIX corp is going to decay to 0.

Crap!
Accidentally alseeped

Too scared look where SPY closed kek

>>9583269
you got rekt

>>9583230
that makes tomorrow easy then. all in on SPY calls. opening bell to closing bell.

>>9583250
Pretty sure oil won't be growing much past this point.

Markets are too afraid of potential OPEC production increases. Doesn't help US crude production is at record highs, too.

>>9583239
Where abouts did you start out at?

I'm doing ok percentage wise but I'm wondering if my percentage is actually kinda crappy compared to other people.

Freely admit I'm inexperienced at this, though I'm more of a long-term investor than a trader.

>>9583213
Up $132. Pretty good, especially considering I was around -$90 this morning.

>>9583272
Thank you !
Wiping smug off yo face motivated me over come anxiety

On retrospect idea that me be rekt too unrealistically!!!

>>9583360
And THAT, is what the Golden Bull Run is all about

>>9583360
gay

>>9583419
Don't bully thread trapscot.

>>9583300

>>9583256
Because I like it at this price and I like the Flipkart purchase.

>>9583490
WMT isnt a bad buy but I think it will go to 70s
flipart may have just been a waste of money
But I like walmart because they make a large range of their own products

Foot Locker (FL) has earnings coming up. Their financial documents look like shit, anyone else considering a position for earnings?

>finally back to a positive Sharpe ratio

Is the """"""""correction"""""""" over?

>>9583230
>>9583266
>>9583273
TVIX is just going to end up getting fucked and so is everyone holding it.

Here's the newest changes in the Retardation Index. Looks like a lot of memes fell off the most popular 100 shares.
Blue circles are the newest entires into the top 30 most popular most retarded held stocks.

>>9583560
me irl

>>9583623
yea obviously, so long indexes all tomorrow on max leverage. thats what im sayin

>>9583634
fugg i just bought some weed memes today. guess ill have to take those back real quick

ABC watchlist doing ok

>>9583653
DON'T TRADE ON THE RETARDATION INDEX, IT'S JUST A NOVELTY!

Went tqqq at the close, hoping for green open tomorrow, maybe spy calls too

>>9583686
nice

HEY GUYS, I FOUND A GOLDMINE FOR THE RETARDED MONEY INDEX.

>>9583771
i bought GE today

>>9580825
Was thinking about it actually. When are they gonna turn around?

>>9583771
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD

>>9583771
More.

>>9583851
>>9583771
more green than red here desu

>>9583634
>They already lost interest in SDRL
Hmmmm... So that's why my puts are doing so well today.

>>9583898
I'm going to track the new companies that entered the Top 100 RI this week. I'm going to guess that after they enter the RI, they tank a week after.
Maybe they moon, IDK.

>>9583937
Sp500 moon mission confirmed with all those vix buyers

Deutchbank finally went to 0

the financial collapse is over. Buy!

>>9583805
SIX in China too bro.

>>9583230
>TVIX HAS ENTERED THE 100 MOST POPULAR STOCKS ON ROBINHOOD
No fucking way. This is hilarious.

>>9582625
Nah dude, it's gonna pump super fucking hard as soon as all the stupid fucking normies completely forget about it.
>t. Holding strangle

>>9582384
Preddy gud. 9 / 10
I liked the intro, indices part, and the 6 flags-Califags-/pol/ meme.
Good shit, mane.

Anybody else really love watching this slowburn on CARV and SDRL? Super satisfying.
I think HMNY will pump hard as fuck randomly within the next month.

>>9583851
>(((TEVA)))

>>9583213
Down 2%. I invested too much in emerging markets. Feels bad being red when everything else is green.

>>9583653
weed stocks are getting ready to moon tho

>>9583864
>more green than red here desu
But they bought midday.
You don't buy on a green day. You buy on the dip. Otherwise, that's how the retarded normies end up buying ATH.

>>9583937
>I'm going to guess that after they enter the RI, they tank a week after.
>Maybe they moon, IDK.
I'm thinking tank.
Just look at SDRL. It's retarded normies going "ooohh... What's that?" and packing into a crowded trade.
Maybe a few will moon just as a result of a short squeeze or from normies not understanding the market and chasing a pipe bomb... I definitely am interested in the results too though.

>>9584256
>2 scoops
>2 filters
Filtered

>>9584248
yeah i bought some APHQF
gonna play around with them and average in over the next few weeks. they looked like they had some upside left compared to the other major players

>>9584288
>Filtered
Kek. I love this new meme.

>>9583634
BOTZ is a good idea though. Well I guess depending on what actually makes up the fund. But automation, AI, robots are about to boom on a like a 2 year time scale. Adoption in warehouses and food and agriculture will blow up. What do you think about HACK or CIBR?

>>9583771
>mfw swing trade 3 these

>>9584288
>Filtering people
Filtered.

friendly reminder

>>9584248
>weed stocks
Filtered

>>9584359
>swing trade
I think that'll work. Just gotta watch for peak retail investor interest, like with SDRL and CARV

>>9584388
when weed moons I will be swimming in riches and i will laugh at you from on high

>>9584338
Seriously I want to know what you guys think about cyber security ETFs. Also, non of you noticed the SMRT earnings beat?

>>9584487
what is steinmart like a gas station or something

>>9584487
>>9584338
TRASH
It's just a fancy shit NASDAQ ETF with a high management fee to get you suckers in

>>9584388
>filtering
demineralized

Buy Micron Technology. MU

$100 easily by end of year.

LFIN will open up as an OTC tomorrow

>>9584664
bummer. that means illegal alien will be screwed out of his puts

>>9584569
>Buy Micron Technology. MU
That stock is so weird.
PE ratio of like 6 or 7, good finances, and it's a semiconductor.
How the fuck could it even get into such a nice pricing?

>>9584664
does this mean my puts are alive again? been bagholding for months

>>9584682
DRAM is a commodity and Samsung is better at it

>>9584686
prolly not if its getting delisted

>>9582384
you are a fucking retard.. GE not giving out a dividend IS a big deal.. GE is the only stock that has been on and has stayed on the Dow jones since it's inception it's also one of the very few stocks that has continued to give out dividends since they started giving dividends!

i'm not a roofer.. i have a handyman business because as an investor i get very bored. Just had a meeting with a general contractor that wants me to run their day to day operations, i'd just be a suprivisor.. told them i would think about it because i like choosing my own hours.

Also ALT isn't going anywhere but up.. don't let your biased opinion cloud your judgment.

>>9584530
This.

>>9584487
I worked at a cybersecurity firm. I'm not enthusiastic about the industry. Very old school, not really that innovative, yes there is an increasing need for it, but no they don't really benefit much whenever a huge fucking exploit comes out.
That business is hard to monetize with consistency.

>>9584338
>BOTZ is a good idea though. Well I guess depending on what actually makes up the fund. But automation, AI, robots are about to boom on a like a 2 year time scale.
No, just AI.
And only the big companies that are really good at it, like GOOG, NVDA, and definitely not MSFT.
Robotics is a meme in the current market that is riding off of normie faggots that correlate robots and machinary with the huge advances being made in ML.

>>9584735
>GE is the only stock that has been on and has stayed on the Dow jones since it's inception

false, GE has been dropped from the Dow on 2 separate occasions in the past.

>>9584416
GoPro has easiest swings ever
Buy @ 4.50-5.00
Sell @ 5.85

Have done this like 4 times kek

>>9584790
>false, GE has been dropped from the Dow on 2 separate occasions in the past.
what?? really?? hmm i guess i need to check my facts again because i was pretty sure i read it was

anyways it is a big deal that GE might not pay divi

>>9584686
not sure i dont do options, but if you have them on robinhood you're probably fucked

>>9584692
There we go.
I knew there had to be some reason for this.
How the fuck does a growth stock arrive at a 6-7 for their PE ratio?
How the fuck does that happen?
A massive fucking earnings spike?
I'm having trouble believing it.

>>9584735
>GE not giving out a dividend IS a big deal
This.
I really thought the same thing.
Dividends are a huge thing for boomer stocks.
Tech stocks get away with it because of (((growth))) but eventually have to come back down to earth once they found finally "make it".
Check GOOG, MSFT, AAPL, INTC -- old shit.
Then, SNAP, P, SPOT, NFLX, AMD -- new shit.

>>9584826
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_components_of_the_Dow_Jones_Industrial_Average

It looks like it was dropped in 1898, added back in 1899, dropped again in 1901, and added back again in 1907

>>9584735
>ALT
Why is this going up, exactly?

I mean, they're still in phase 2 at best with most of their products...will they even survive long enough to go to market?

>>9584867
thats a long time ago

>>9584874
Paging Big 5

>>9584686
>been bagholding for months
Holy shit. How far out were they for?

>>9584696
>prolly not if its getting delisted
>>9584841
>i dont do options, but if you have them on robinhood you're probably fucked
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS THAT YOUR PUTS AND SHORTS GET FUCKED IF THE COMPANY ACTUALLY DOES GO TO A TRUE 0.00!
>No, no, brah, that's the best possible outcome. You already got the cash because you "sold" in a short, so you just get to keep it

>>9584878
4 U

>>9584735

ALT TO THE FUCKING MOON BRO

>>9584886
this is kind of a different thing though as the stock was halted for months. this is some fraudulent shit

>>9584874
oversold and undervalued.. some FDA shit just went out about anthrax i think and thats one of the things ALT is dealing with

>>9584735
>mfw I get a salty (you) from BigAltGuy

to the person who shilled Victorias Secret
How does it feel getting dividend trapped? should have listened to The Buff Man

>>9585013
Right, and I get that NasoVAX looks like a major winner.

But will the company actually survive long enough to bring it to market? That's my major concern.

>>9585020
you are just extremely new to the market and i find it odd the way you speak as if you've been in for a long time even though you are extremely new

>>9585068
i think so, they just merged with PIP not long ago, most companies last a few years after doing a merger. If they need to raise capital and plan on doing a public offering they'll want the price up more first for liquidity and to not destroy their share structure imo

>>9585069
kek
hes totally just fucking with you. either that or he got burned by it and is talking shit

>>9585069
Do you want me to put a disclaimer on the end to say "hey everyone, in case you can't tell and take this seriously, i'm an autistic 21 year old who makes a youtube series for fun! Don't listen to anything I say because clearly THIS IS JUST FOR FUN YOU FAGGOTS"
Why are you so ass blasted about this?

I dont like this parabolic flaccid dick forming on the futures right now...

>>9585040
gonna buy more desu. bras and panties should be around awhile.

>>9585108
I specifically put in ALT because it annoys BigALTGuy, I didn't think he'd be this triggered over it though

>>9585112
>"hey everyone, in case you can't tell and take this seriously, i'm an autistic 21 year old who makes a youtube series for fun! Don't listen to anything I say because clearly THIS IS JUST FOR FUN YOU FAGGOTS"
maybe it was the other one, but i swear you literally said exactly this

>>9585125
you just sound retarded, i know you are trying to sound retarded but being pessimistic on a potential runner makes no sense to me.

>>9585132
>i know you are trying to sound retarded but being pessimistic on a potential runner makes no sense to me
because you got a dog in the fight. he doesnt, so he doesnt give a fuck either way

>>9585132
>trying to sound retarded
>not realizing I always sound this way

>because you aren't joining in my ALT circle jerk you are wrong and I will post angrily on a mongolian basket weaving forum because I'm so butt hurt about it
>I don't take your opinion seriously but I'm still ass blasted as hell over it
Really makes one ponder :)

pls be frens

>>9585132
So where do you think ALT will shoot to, then?

buy STZ for parabolic growth

>>9585165
yeah i guess we need morons in the market

>>9585187
should probably ask Comfy.. he is obviously the all knowing that has been in the market for 1 year and is already a guru

>>9585199
Dude what the fuck chill out, I'm open about the fact that I have NO IDEA what I'm doing.
Don't get so ass blasted over a joke about ALT, you're acting like I raped your sister or something

>>9585180
Sorry fren, I promise not to post about it again :)

>>9585125
>>9585132
>>9585150

Y'all got two different ideas of how a community interacts with one another on the internet, and it's because there's large sums of money involved and supreme shitposting potential in crashing stocks with no survivors
Iunno, when it's small-scale posts in an image board it doesn't have as much impact as a full length podcast in people's eyes, even if it's among 'friends'

Embracing retardation is simply to encourage the psychological border that exists in imageboards to strengthen the 'Secret-Club' that we foster.
Quality shitposts from a hidden sect, that is closely knit as to foster kinship and a want for more fellowship and memes.
Crypto is our 'border', but when it comes to money we're largely diverse.

Thus we shouldn't *try* to sink each others boats, at least let the posters make their own mistakes, you know?

>btw buy tvix or stay poor

>>9585180
This is why tripfagging is cancer

>>9585226
just saying that its going to delist is just way too much of retardation.. i understand you are trying to be retarded.. but thats very very retarded, like cringe worthy retarded

>>9585256

What the fuck is ALT? like an ALTcoin? This isnt a crypto thread sweetie, go back to your containment board

>>9585256

>>9585256
That was beautiful Anon :)

>>9585258
Fuck off if ALT isn't delisted in 2 years I'll post a picture with a sharpie in my butt

>>9585256
aptly put anon
though it is what it is when two anons end up on opposite sides. nothing that can be done about that.

>>9585257
oh please, this is hardly ever a problem

ALT ALT ALT lets talk about ALT guys.. All night and all day tomorrow we should talk about ALT

buy ALT guys.. and talk about ALT just post random post saying
>ALT

we can do this

ALT

>>9585287
ALT is a penny play. but with YUGE potential.
ALTs CEO came out and said that hes not gonna buy everyone a lambo this quarter. stock tanked. then the shorts piled on. the CEO revealed "lol jk" and showed the companies plan to rise well over 9000% YoY. "not only will YOU be able to buy a lambo for yourself, youll be able to buy one for your wifes son as well"

>>9585336
dont let your memes be dreams. the subconcious can be a powerful thing

>>9585293
is it any wonder that the quality of imageboards follows the exact same pattern as the benevolent memebubble graph?

nikkei getting slaughtered today
I supposed it was expected after the long run up

>>9585293
It is truth that retardation as a barrier attracts more retardation (See: pol), but things that keep people away from a site either due to psychological reasons (fear/disgust/disinterest, who is this "4chan"?), difficulty in finding location (/smg/ on biz), or paywall (See: Something Awful)

all foster a more high knit community than a site that encourages you to mingle with all peoples (Facebook).
It devalues a member as a fully fleshed out character, and turns them more into a body.

There's value in the diversity of "method of contact", as it can make for more interesting interactions to know a small group versus a massive tide.
I think that's why I like /smg/ so much, is because in the sea of anonymous boards where I can ask anything and get replies to the topic at hand, here it seems like people winning and losing, and I want everybody to make it.
>Ok never typing these ever again negros

>>9585399
The bank of japan must have run out of money then.

amd and playstation working together!

>>9585408
TL;DR popularity ruins everything?

Also somebody screenshot this for the /smg/ archives.

>>9585408
+++++
This very much
What would a community look like if it was: difficult to find, pay wall, and had a disgusting/fearful reputation?

>>9585441
It's fitting a good post had HMNY in it's ID

>>9585415
Netflix is stealing anime sales

Buy SNES, prep to dump Friday.

>>9585453
OMG that reminds me of Sylvester when he was a baby.

>>9585457
shit localization is stealing anime sales desu
makes a good amount of the fans just pirate it and never look back. and then THAT makes the few localization teams worth a damn fail alongside the rest of them as nips see the poor performance in the west as a "shamefur dispray" and not worth their slantshekels

>>9585020
He's well informed and does much more due diligence than the rest of us.
I never actually read the quarterly SEC filings, I'll usually just look at the P/E ratio, market cap, and kind of eyeball some shit.
Big5guy actually tears through that shit.

He's absolutely correct about dividends on boomer stocks though.
The dividends on that shit is analogous to the coupons on a bond. If you don't believe check out any REIT -- every massive dip is a well earned slap from a dividend cut.

I do agree that GE will go up, but it's because the CEO is turning it into a bit more of a growth stock. The company probably does just really need to invest in itself right now.

Fresh bread
>>9585523
>>9585523
>>9585523

>>9580949
>10 hours
greatest
remix
EVER

>>9585112
>Why are you so ass blasted about this?
>>9585125
>I didn't think he'd be this triggered over it though

>>9585256
>Y'all got two different ideas of how a community interacts with one another on the internet
This.
I love shitposting and trolling, but there's also times I feel like not pushing the CARV meme on newfags.
I really just felt like trolling the SDRL faker anon last week. I could tell that guy was a pussy.