/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9547041
>10 word poem due tomorrow and I cant stop fapping and browsing 4chan

>>9547041
50 words in two months? What kind of retard school do you go to? And you haven't gotten it done by now? What the actual fuck.

So less than one word per day?

>be me
>be 29
>birthday is tomorrow
>mfw i'll be a fucking 30 year old boomer
>mfw i'll be the scourge of the earth
>mfw i'll have to start defending boomers

>>9547126
You fucking brainlet

are you 12 faggot?

>>9547153
Happy birthday!

>>9547041
jesus christ youre a fucking retard just sit down and do you add child

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>>9547214
uh oh...

>>9547182
Why did it have to end like this, anon?
I thought we were all going to make it...
I didn't know they meant I would make it into boomerhood.

>>9547245
Hey anon, you're alive, you're comfy and browsing biz at a time where a lot of people wageslave. Life can't be too bad. Just go lift, trim your body and both your body and mind will be that of a non-boomer. Unless someone asks, they wont know. You will make it fren

>>9547041
>teacher wants me to a bring a toy to school tomorrow for show and tell
>have to choose between my plush pepe and my teddybear
>too busy browsing /biz/ and dreaming about lambos to make a choice

life is suffering

>>9547041
wow 50 words, such struggle, much intense.

>>9547427
>Janitor told me it's penis inspection day in the supply cupboard tomorrow
>Haven't cleaned my penis so he can do a mouth test on it

>>9547337
But if someone finds my real age, they will know that I am a boomer and I will have earned their wrath.

>>9547153
Thanks for single handedly doing this you boomer scum

>>9547041
I'll write it for you pal. What's the topic

>>9547153
boomer cope

>>9547702
Proving that Hitler was right.

>>9547739
Well that's easy!

While many of our modern text and modern historians as well as the mainstream media will have you convinced that Adolf Hitler was a monster, the devil incarnate, the reality is that they are controlled by their Jew overlords. These are the descendants of their grandfathers who worked to undermine Hitler's leadership. And if you look at the facts, there are many arguments that Hitler was right.

>>9547797
You just earned 100 po.et tokens.

>>9547682
Yes, but you'll be the big man then. Show em a boomer punch

>25 words essay due tomorrow
>Can't even spell my name right..
Which shitcoin do i go all in on??

>>9547126
you have to back unless you're hiding behind more levels of irony than OP

>>9547041
>250 word dissertation due by 2019
>can't stop browzing biz and fapping at braps

>>9547856
But my boomer punch will be as weak as my dwindling will to live; The most painful part of waking up in the morning is realizing I'm still alive.
Boomers do not have the right to live.

>>9547976
Fren, give in to the boomer cope. You're one of them now. Gotta learn to live with it

>12 letter historical analysis of the fall of Constantinople due by 2020
>Only got the first six lettera

>>9548022
But what if the other boomers don't like me? What if they bully me!!?

>>9548022
WHAT IF THEY DON'T INVITE ME TO SIT WITH THEM AT LUNCH

>>9547976
Then you kill yourself

>>9548040
that would actually be kinda hard

they got lazy - 11 letters
mounting shit - not really descriptive
it was the jews - too general

>>9547126
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>9547126
holy shit this guy

>>9548170
Move country, become riceboomer, you will be the big boomer in town

>>9547153
You're a boomer now
Thanks for ruining the housing market fag

>>9547041
>When you haven’t checked your portfolio on coinogre in more than 11 seconds

>>9547126
So many b8 layers (sigh)

>>9548416
Sleep tight, pupper.

>>9548416
upvoted

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>>9548416
lol

>>9547041
I've written longer sentences

>>9548416
+

>be me
>get 99% of the work done in 1% of the allotted time
carried this bad habit into the workforce, but shit's pretty cash

>>9547910
You actual brainlet slash redditor that level of irony is standard and nothing unusual.

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>>9548372
Shut up you ungrateful whiny millenial. If you knew how to tie your bootstraps, then you could actually pull yourself up by them to buy a house. But you can't because you're life's been so damn easy you never had to learn. You kids have it too easy these days.

>>9548371
Will I be able to go boom b00m all the way down to slant-eye town? Is that where I must go to get my rice soaked as a boomer?

>>9548902
take a SHIT in your PANTS and smear it on the wall you old cunt

>>9548962
Be a dear and get to soaking my long white rice grain. I'll need it to be moisturized so it doesn't shrivel up and crack. Old folks problems, but I know you are understanding and compassionate like most millenials. Thanks, sweetie.

>>9548902
I think you can hire chinamen for very cheap to do it for you, if you go to India they will even call you sir. Sadly, sanitation wont be available. good luck with adventures fren

>>9547041
How many of these shit threads you gonna start boy? Why don't you fuck off?

>filters essay

>>9549265
Thanks fren.
Have a boomer punch.