/biz/ - Business & Finance

0 movement this week

DUMP

EVERYTHING

No faggot LARPers allowed!

>>9501677

>In the beginning, God determined that the fundamental metaphysical law be tragic irony

>up 1.64% today
Best day in two weeks, inshallah.
Plz no jinx

>>9501764
any green feels good after this ER beatdown kek

Wednesday and Thursday were my good days this week, but at least I'm back up to 0% for today

>>9501808
theres just nothing going on right now.

SELL EVERYTHING

FRIDAY DUMP COMMENCING

>>9501820
HII is making up for my losses today.

HMNY tanking on Monday? I'm up 7% on it and might cash out today. I wouldn't feel too bad about missing out on a moon mission, I just went out kek

I CANT DUMP FAST ENOUGH AAAAAAAAA

>>9501764
QD has earnings next week, you feeling saucy Comfy? You know what time it is? Time to seek your revenge.

>>9501840
de risk. thats what im doing desu

Hoping AMD goes to $14. DON'T DISAPPOINT ME

OK NOW REBUY EVERYTHING

2750 BY END OF DAY

theyre crashing this shit with no survivors

>>9501671
well buying the AMAT dip was a good idea. see you later nerds.

>>9501849
It's time for a come back, my nigga

>>9501671
i wanna fuck dat asshole

>>9501913
>>9501844
>>9501828
>>9501727
What the fuck are you guys talking about? I don't see any wild dip in SPY?

But, my GPRO puts are finally delivering

buy STZ for parabolic growth

its not working. bogs are keeping everything flat. 0 vol

buy short term US treasuries

>>9501977
I keep checking spy and it looks the same, I also wonder what they are talking about.

>>9501977
we tried to trick Bogs but you ruined everything!

>>9501999
:^(

>>9501700
I know these feels

I sense a Pump

>>9501999
>thinking you can trick the bogs into doing anything.
Do you realize that the bogs are going to retaliate with the fury of 1000 suns for this disgusting attempt at manipulation?!

>>9501987
NO
CORN
$1000 EoY capthis

>>9501977
>>9501998

you were warned.

its friday

>>9501987
>buy Corona
I'm not touching that pisswater. Buy SAM instead

>>9502069
gotta go down on friday?

>>9501977
Aren't a bunch of fucking options expiring today?
There HAS to be some kind of squeeze involved here.

>>9502062
>ywn have a wife who looks at you so lovingly even though you're a disgusting fat slob

>>9502069
I already sold my SPY put so all is well.
How does everyone feel about shorting HPE? Earnings next week, generally a shit company. Looks good to me but I need to look at their financials more closely before picking a position.

Where my SQ boys at. 25% of my portfolio, thinking about increasing it.

>>9502092
we're all gonna make it, anon

>1.75% in the green

THANK YOU, EBOLA OUTBREAK!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand PUMP IT

>>9502133
what becomes bullish during an ebola outbreak?

>>9502099
Feels like it might already be priced in. Shorting a shit company at earnings doesn't work if the market already thinks it's shit, we learned that with GoPro a couple weeks ago

>>9502062
i have a soft spot for the old

>>9502151
Bavarian Nordic (Danish biotech company that makes a vaccine for ebola).

>>9502151
INO

How to profit from Hawaii going under lava?

>>9502175
>>9502174
same logic

>>9502151
There's like three companies working on a vaccine. NVAX, NLNK, INO, and I think at least one more

>>9502180
long pineapple futures

>>9502092
That fucking hurts, man.

>>9502121
Right fucking here!
idk about increasing it, but I'm certainly not loosening my iron grip on these shares.

Ok, this is just fucking uncanny. GPRO peaked out at $6.00 on the fucking dot yesterday after a slow upward drive all weak. What the fuck.
(holding puts btw, so this is good for me)

>>9502164
Looking at their balance sheet and income statement, They have improved in almost every way. I'm actually considering buying calls before close why they are cheap. What has me concerned is that even if they beat, it could very well tank which is why I almost never buy calls. They also have Q1 18 data on posted on their investor relations page. Are they giving away their numbers ahead of the earnings call? How the hell does that work.

>>9502208
Forgot pic

>>9502167
CORN IS OLDER THAN EVERYTHING
INCLUDING THE MARKET
BUY CORN

>>9502174
>>9502175
>>9502187
good eye lads

>>9502195
how do i unironically do this without futures?

Robinhood avalible in the USA yet?

>>9502180
Buy small millionaire trap islands

>>9502230
Dumb luck :^)

Who else here made the big-ass mistake of buying Celgene (CELG)?`

Down like 21% in 3½ months.

If I had more money I'd accumulate right now. I don't want to sell off my other shit to buy it, though.

>>9502268
You should've cut your losses at 17% ago.

>>9502230
>how do i unironically do this without futures?
buy the underlying

>>9502180
ALEX is a reit that owns a shitload of retail real estate in Hawaii, maybe buy the dip? I dunno what to do with them really

>>9502180
>Go there
>Declare a new nation of WAKWANDA
>Give all the nogs free one-way tickets
>The net increase in productivity well drive the US economy to a New Paradigm and SPY will fly to record highs

In all seriousness though, short Hawaiian REITs that should be impacted, but maybe haven't gotten a proper market reaction yet, and maybe buy fresh real estate/properly market reaction REITs on the cheapsies
Somebody recommended one called ALEX the other day

>>9502303
>yield 1%

>>9502296
>checks for pineapple companies
>MLP
>maui land and pineapple co inc
COMPLETELY UNFAZED BY TOTAL DESTRUCTION

it had a bullrun two days ago. unironically time to long pineapples?

>>9502351
>In all seriousness though, short Hawaiian REITs that should be impacted
genuis

Fuck it, buying a HPE put, their director is selling off a shit ton of shares before earnings. Bollinger band is tightening up, this thing is going to pop in one direction or the other. Worth the gamble.

the bogs have been holding the spx within 2 points for over an hour now. this is what the heat death of the universe feels like

>>9502392
Or do a straddle/strangle since the VI hasn't kicked in yet

>>9502392
your local grocery store should have a good selection too

Friday Power Hour Begins

>>9502404
>mfw I just read igor has 6 child tripling the number of bogs on the planet, and they haven't even reached their final form.

>>9501977
GG GPRO

>>9502425
no options

idc anyways cuz CORN is the superior fruit

>>9502437
youre saying hoarding pineapples and storing them to sell off on the side of the street after prices rise? brilliant!

>>9502456
Here we go, ladies.

>>9502465
Pineapples + Shrimp = lambo

>>9502458

Figured I would ask here because Google has gotten me no where.

What are some public companies that are focused on or have potential upside on:

a) asteroid mining

b) genetic engineering

I believe these two industries will inevitably take off and since I'm already invested in crypto, might as well go balls out on futurism. Genetic engineering is probably already a meme, still willing to take a risk on it.

>>9502404
We in down trend !

>>9502488

>a) asteroid mining
theres no such thing. what companies have upside in warp drive manufacturing?

>b) genetic engineering
CRSP but its a meme stock and it deserves to crash desu

seriously hate how painfully obvious it is that the market is rigged when it comes to options expiration days

>>9502488
>astroid mining
to become profitable, regular mining will need to become impossibly expensive. buy gold and mineless mining companies like NAK
>genetic engineering
monstanto

>>9502485
who knew it was so easy?

>>9502488
EDIT was one for genetic engineering
cant remember the rest. those things are pulling back now though. tech is a ways off

>>9502509
>since I'm already invested in crypto
Are you really that surprised anon?

>>9502458
When their offspring, the Princes fight for the Bogs' Throne the Succession War will destroy 1/4 of the Market

Plays today, Get in on the gold dip, sell some short puts on Oil.

>>9502461
About fucking time.

>>9502393
Alright. I actually bought a put.
The bid-ask spread was bullshit, as well as the OI and volume on it, but I'm almost entirely expecting to lose all my money here anyways.

>>9502595
How was the volume on the puts?

>>9502461
Going wear gopro when me jump off building T_T

>>9502611
>the OI and volume on it
>>9502595
Pretty shit.

>>9502564
long gold over the weekend you say? thats something i can get behind. you doin options or something specific?

>>9502648
There's a great bridge a few miles from where I live, I can film from a different perspective

>>9502560
actually more like 2/5ths

>>9502648
At least post nudes first.

the bogs underestimate my power

another day of no movement

go long, anons. i'm going to pump this, at great cost to myself

LEND ME YOUR ENERGY

>>9502724
concerning, isnt it?
i dont like this one fucking bit. its like theres no one out there trading. freaky

>>9502488
>b) genetic engineering
Here are my bags, specialized in the hemophilia cure area :
QURE SGMO ONCE BMRN
This one is a ticket for the immuno-oncology with CAR-T : GILD
And this one is for the biochemical industry : AMRS

Don't expect the catalysts to happen in the short-term though

BTC Pumping like a mofo
Just opened a 10x long

>>9502662
fuck it, that's what i just did.

>>9502678
Bridges not going work
Want to jump in spikes !

>>9502758
lol
ur gonna pump the S&P?
i dont know about that anon. sounds crazy

>>9502774
i did it with SLV
dont have the cash to play around with to get GLD calls right now. it bounced way harder than GLD for whatever reason.

>>9502776
watch closely

>>9502775
I got a spike you can jump on

Just bought some GLD calls for next Friday. Also just ate a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be hasty prosperity will knock on your door soon." I win again, catch you next week /smg/. Next time I chat with you Vegas is going to have advanced to the Stanley Cup finals.

>>9502817
Wait, do you live in vegas? If so that would explain the easy access to a variety of drugs.

>>9502509
>theres no such thing. what companies have upside in warp drive manufacturing?

I fully expect it to become possible within 20-30 years, max. For something that could essentially dominate the mineral market with a single successful operation, it should be getting more investment attention that it is currently.

Reminder that buying Gold is communism

MISSION ABORTED

THE BOGS ARE IN CONTROL

>>9502814
Kek :3
>>9502817
But how you know when prosperity knocks on door if you in vegas?

>>9502846
so what is buying contracts on communism?
besides, i went SLV which is much more like going long libertarianism

Buy bond they will have a run up next week for mnonthly divs

>>9502648
leme smash before u go

>>9502860
NONONONO

>>9502870
>so what is buying contracts on communism?
Longing starvation.

Does anyone in EU use degiro? Is it good? Conditions seem fine, my bank wants 12€ per stock transaction but I'm a poorfag.

>>9502648
drink a couple cans of coke on your way down so it can be seen on the gopro

Market Capitulation in 30 min

100% in TVIX

>>9502874
was thinking about it. already got calls on TLT
you always got those exotic bond ETFs though. what you lookin at?

>>9502893
sounds profitable

>>9502870
>Reminder that buying Gold is communism

In a way, this is not too far from the truth since the chinks are hoarding this barbarian relic

Besides, gold is surely the most easily controlled an monitored assets (the majority of countries have drastic legislation over its ownership and trading, you can hardly take it with you to leave a country etc)

>>9502840
lad it costs $1000 to lift a lb into space if your mining operation weighs say 365,000 tons it'll cost nearly a trillion USD just to launch into orbit

>>9502901
Yes they're very good. The interface isn't amazing (personally, I don't really care), but their prices are amazing. Customer service is great in my country too.

>>9502915
Im all in NBO and and VWOB as of right now
these 2 seem to be the best, so Ill just do them forever

Bearish Diamond Formation on the 3 Hours.
It's orge.

not too late to buy the clorox dip

IT'S ALL OGRE NOW, GPRO
Even rock hard resistance has been compromised!
2 scoops for Slytherin!

>>9502986
price is still too high

>>9502980
I just spent the rest of my settled cash on TSLA.

>>9502958
VWOB atually has some high dividends.
im gonna look for more of those EM funds
didnt realize the divs were monthly. makes sense though since they obviously have a huge ladder going

>>9502996
i just spent the rest of my buying power in robinhood on HMNY and BTC

WTF is with McDonald's. Post a killer earnings and goes up for 1 day then goes down continuously, still like 15% from ATH.

God damnit SDRL just die already.

>>9502986
>>9502994
Wait til Xiaomi buy it

>>9502931
1. That price is dropping rapidly
2. The mining operation would likely consist of bringing the asteroid into orbit and mining it at leisure.

>>9502994
That's what I'm thinking! They haven't had many profitable quarters, yet it has a market cap like a growth stock.

Hey guys, how do I celebrate it if BIDU closes down 10%?
I don't have a stake, but I hate chink tech companies.
I'm thinking of going out and buying a 6 pack of beer if it does.

>>9503036
>WTF is with McDonald's. Post a killer earnings and goes up for 1 day then goes down continuously, still like 15% from ATH.
seriously this thread is so retarded sometimes

>>9503048
>That price is dropping rapidly
this is a made up statistic, literally

>>9503048
Let's start bringing asteroids into orbit, what could go wrong?

>>9502904
Appreciate the efficiency here! This might finally be where corporations & Instagram culture mix in the suicide market

>>9502958
YUM
dimsum bonds from china actually look bullish
DSUM
divs seem pretty whack, but it looks like theyre actually going up at least

>>9503087
>This might finally be where corporations & Instagram culture mix in the suicide market
Snapchat it in a way where you can see you drinking the coke and wearing the gopro

>>9503048
>bringing the asteroid into orbit
That would cost a TON of fuel, do you even orbital mechanics. Even if you use rocks from the asteroid in a mass driver you'd use up about 50 percent of the asteroid just getting it into orbit.

At best it could be brought into a lunar lagrangian point and mined there, and only the valuable parts brought down to Earth.

>>9503128
And adding to that, bringing it to a lagrangian point somewhat efficiently (i.e. without wasting a lot of fuel to make it there quicker) would take many years, probably decades.

Asteroid mining won't be viable until rocket propulsions are invented that are an order of magnitude more efficient than what we have now.

Time for say goodnight, $SPY

>>9503123
yeah I have CBON and DSUM on my list
but looks too volatile
I think NBO is the next bitcoin

>>9503165
fuck it
im holding TMF over the weekend. wish me luck. long treasuries look so bouncy right now

>>9503162
NO

I am pumping until close. 2750 by 4:00 pm.

>>9501671
Very grateful we got to ride SDRL together anons. A week and a half ago I was talking about oil probably going up soon with my pops and he told me about it.
Sold all SDRL today at +6.8%.
Now I’m on to BIDU anons, the “Chinese google”. Any thoughts?

E R E C T
R
E
C
T

>>9503182
sounds like a plan

Time to start buying BRKB again

>>9503221
At least wait for the CEO resigning thing to blow over

>>9503224
The ST page is going to make me cum. So many bulls with so many regrets.

How are those TTWO puts working out?

>>9503221
chinese companies spook me
sometimes they exist, sometimes they dont.
ya never know
id buy their bonds
DSUM

>>9503237
yeah i figure i an scrape a couple percent out of them. not looking to buy more calls on TLT really. just trying to stop myself from doing anymore gambles for a little

Yesterday I memed and said if dubs I would go into AMRS and HMNY with my spare money account. I got dubs so now pic related is delivery. Praise number frog god for future gains.

>>9502488
Right now I’m watching KBLB, they haven’t done anything yet though their value doubled this past month.

>>9503277
THEYRE NOT

>>9503266
Well it was the COO, but still a vital role for a company of that scale. I predict that it will be smoothed over relatively soon. On top of all that I’m biased kek because I was waiting for BIDU to have a bad day, and this looks like a good opportunity. If I have to hold two months to recover I’m willing to do it. But that’s probably the worse case scenario.

>>9503268
ha yea right. theyll all be talking about doubling down and buying every dip
shits going to $1

too bad my puts expired today

>>9503325
They are currently in the coping phase, we haven't got to our sunken cost fallacy stage yet.

>>9503302
That’s why I was squeamish on buy BILI a few weeks ago. Glad I didn’t since I started reading about the size of their user base. I’m gonna wait on that one.

ding ding ding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7oc_S3nOiM

End of week /SMG/ summary podcast is done.
Super fucking cringe in this one put I didn't have time to edit it. Plz give suggestions for new segments

>>9502801
nugt baby

the bogs have ruined me

Its over

>>9503364

>>9503302
>>9503345
srsly
any chink company that goes on public in the USA (or even in China for that matters) is just to take gweilo's money

I am repeating myself but their whole stock market and economy are an exit scam paired with a Ponzi scheme.

>>9502986
Maybe these super cheap 4 dollar puts I bought ages ago will be profitable

>>9503357
You and reluctant kneepad gurl suicide pact on air next time.

>>9503378
Is that for one share?

-0.80% this week
my port is 30% consumers, 30% large banks, 30% junk bonds

Here me week!
Bought GoPro @ 4.70 <3


>>9503188
Better luck next time :P

>>9503357
Nice, thanks Comfy!

>>9503357
too edgy this week

>>9503302
>>9503345
>>9503379
also, how do you expect a chink company getting its "revenues" in Chinkland return money in the future to you waito piggus while being ruled by the CCP, which everyone knows love the USA ?

I guess monday will be the real red day. Oy

>>9503357
Wheres the college interview segment??

>>9503364
yea i had a rough one this week too lad

>>9503357
>14 seconds after bell
like a fuckin clock

>>9503442
Monday's gonna close GREEN AS FUCK.

>>9503357
I enjoyed it, keep up the good work.

>>9503463
I have to go pick up the tripod from my friend before filming, it'll be out by wednesdayish

>>9503357
>dat UVXY annoucement
goodbye my sides

>>9502092
>tfw you realize now matter how big your gainz are it will boost your attraction from gold diggers by +3000% but will only marginally help in attracting the quality woman you want to have as a companion
She’ll come along into my life though. I’m sure.
Also friendly reminder to buy OKTA and SHOP!

>>9503398
All the time you were shilling GoPro you only had THREE FUCKING SHARES?

>>9503049
do shots of baiju

if you can't find baiju, diesel fuel tastes about the same

>>9503398
I want to beat kneepad girl witha sledge hammer!

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!

>>9503357
>been in the market for a year
>already making a podcast
>thinks ALT is going to delist
lol

what a great tripfag

>>9503357
LOL

>>9503519
RKG is literally a prostitute (or "sex worker" or whatever the current term is) with a net savings of less than $1000.

What forum did you think you were on, here? Ain't no wolves of wall street present

>>9503398
The one comfort I had today was imagining you holding gopro like a cuck but you even ruined that.

>>9503357
Preddy gud.
9 / 10
I do not regret watching it.

I was hoping to see vapid roasties try to explain a short squeeze, but I guess that is asking for a lot

>>9503538
ive been told i was too tight
ur welcome to try tho sweety
>pic related

>>9503519
i only have 400 shares of BGFV in a 20,000 portfolio.. don't give them such a hard time, look at their portfolio size..

>>9503601
saved

Its the weekend so now Its time to put down the booze and do something productive

>>9503601
me on the left

>>9503379
>>9503421
Very good points. Come Monday I’ll get out of BIDU if there’s a good return towards the beginning of opening.

>>9503544
Last I heard ALT has until Nov to get above $1. Their fucked financing and dilution deal have them shilling out cheap shares on the 14th of the month up until August.

>>9503622
delete this

>>9503398
You made me raff so loud with that

>>9503609
>white knighting for the prostitute tranny

Pic related shows the attention span of the viewers. Unsurprising desu

Three anons, 1 kneepad girl!

>>9503649
might want to keep an eye on the float and stop believing the shit you hear on stocktwits.......

>>9503357
I’m gonna have to give it a listen to!

Who said HMNY down to .30 so I may laugh at them?

>>9503564
>literally a prostitute
What. Are you really believing it?

>>9503519
>>9503537
I have no idea why you guys trade off her advice.
She's working with low capital and I've never had the impression that she's a sufficiently knowledgeable investor to trade off of.

>>9503538
Damn. What bags are you holding, sir?

>>9503666
That video is brutal

>>9503635
I am not saying you can't make money with the money, as most of the investors don't have the same hatred as me for chinkshit

But I won't put a dime in any of them as an investment.

>>9503667
Hurr Durr what's dat meaaaan?

>>9503715
this is how i feel about social media and a litany of other tech stocks. i wanna smash it with a hammer

>>9503703
>I have no idea why you guys trade off her advice.
Excuse me? You think I...
Sweetie...

>>9503722
float went from 19m to 13m.. their O/S is growing tho.. but they aren't going into the float.. market cap is 12m but really its lower because of the size of the float.. it could easily gain 50-100% on good news

>>9503715
>But I won't put a dime in any of them as an investment.
Same. Been saying it all day.
Fuck the chinks.

>>9503504
This.
I liked all the little memes.

>>9503776
They would have to get some gov funding or some type of partnership then. Next data is expected end of 3rd quarter I think.

>>9503504
im so happy that this was made
its wonderful

>>9503818
>They would have to get some gov funding or some type of partnership then
its a biotech.. anything could happen.. look at AMPE and how it recovered.. people saying that ALT is fucked i don't think have been in the market that long desu.. they merged with PIP and their revenue is growing... it's in alot better position then what people are making it seem.. also usually when /smg/ says something about 80% of the time it's best to do the opposite.

>>9503473
No, spy hit resistance too many times, unless there is some really good news we're returning to below the 50day sma before we bounce again

>>9503750
Oh good.
I was concerned that blindly seizing memes hyped in these threads was a bigger issue than it possibly is.

>>9503504
I've heard that anybody can submit an article to zerohedge or seekingalpha. I'm probably going to take a crack on writing up an article about TVIX inc. this weekend to speed up that cease and desist letter that I'm waiting for.

>>9503856
TO THE 200SMA AGAIN!!!!

>>9503869
TVIX has the bogs on the board. They're literally printing dollars from pain.

>>9503666
Check'd and kek'd

>>9503856
Monday greenday
Absolute refusal to sell

>>9503609
They might as well work at McDonalds.

>>9501671
>>9503221
What about SDR? SandRidge Mississippian Trust II seems to be taking off next week but I could be wrong.

>>9501671
DJI bull flag?

>>9503931
why not do both? you gotta start somewhere

>>9503940
yes

>>9503897
>Monday greenday
yeah, for bonds, maybe
and im sure oil and metals will spike just to spite you

but next week is the week of CORN
CORN will lead me to new horizons, and by the EoY, CORN will have made me a gorillionaire after its heroic rise to $1000/shr

>>9503537
Pls not hit with hammer nuuuuu ;_;

>>9503940
XOP or XOE are gonna be my swing next week
energy and gas sectory 4lyfe

>>9503951
Gold will be Delisted

Its all about WEAT

>>9503934
Wow, I just looked it up and according to the Ichimoku cloud it has a very good amount of momentum and chance of going up next week! Thanks for the tip off. Is there any other reason why you think it will go up? Like news of some kind or is it just an inkling?
http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui

>>9504004
if it hits 7 im probably in
honestly it seems all these agricultural things are about to pop hard on top of their usual seasonal run

>Gold will be Delisted
thats why im a libertarian who buys SLV

>>9504019
Just an inkling, it's picking up momentum and it's finances don't look too bad. Wanted someone else's honest opinion if this would be a good stock to begin next week with plus it's oil & gas and those stocks seem to be pretty bullish right now.

What gun companies should I buy stocks for for the incoming rise in gun sales?

>>9504028
Well, let me look up to see what Montly Fool says. After looking at the five year history, I'm going to want to look into this a little bit more. We don't want to fall into the trap of pic related >>9503601 lol
I'll get back to you in a about ten minutes.

>>9504043
>go all in gun stocks
>pay edgy kid to shoot up school
>???
>profit

>>9503601
>AMD right now

>>9504070
True.

>>9504073
i mean yea that seems to be the idea. all the politicians have their money in blackrock memes.

>>9504043
RGR is a quality long term hold
AOBC is garbage but will probably spike a bit over the weekend with this news

I bought calls in both, and used to hold RGR long term but recently liquidated for that SDRL play

also buy guns while you still can, ask /k/ for details

>>9503357
wer eu memeing about quentyn i just put 150k in it at close

>>9504133
shouldve put it in CARV
word on the street is they print money

>>9504098
sure is a great system we live in

>>9504157
I got in on carv at 7.50 and rode it only made like 400 bux tho

>>9504167
madman

>>9504161
not the greatest i guess.
its mostly the awful cunts in charge imo
fucking kakistocracy

>>9504079
From what I can see here are a few things that are really concerning to me:
>Dividend of 27.37% is way too high and too good to be something that will have a comfy future.
>Montly Fool recommends staying away from royalty trusts
>the price four years ago before the Saudis crashed oil prices was five dollars, so not too much higher relative to WTI or even SDRL
>It's low volume
>Very low cap rate
>It's a royalty trust, so it doesn't have any employees and only owns the rights to land that has oil on it. Also, royalty trust are not allowed to grow, meaning no additional land can be added. The only way their value goes up is that the price of the commodity it's providing to companies extracting it on that land goes up (basically). So no operation itself is taking place with the company other than leasing out the land

https://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/06/11/why-income-investors-should-avoid-royalty-trusts-a.aspx

Really risky desu, it might go up because of hype, but it has a very real chance of sinking like a rock when the Bogs see their bags have increased 80%, or whatever, in value on Monday. People have been waiting a long time to unload those bags I bet.

>>9504079
Ichimoku cloud should only be used for reasonable stocks I assume. Which makes sense.

>>9504264
its a lagging indicator
best use is for determining momentum on a larger scale (daily, weekly, monthly candles)

but its good for guessing bounces on shorter terms imo

>>9504019
>>9504264
double your settings except for the last one: displacement

>>9504251
>>9504264
It's too risky to go out with blind faith not big enough to flop like SDRL.

Did Obergruppenfuhrer Comfy post the interview footage?

>>9504251
I mean, aren't oil prices only supposed to go up?

>>9504388
This year.

>>9504388
if only it was so simple

this is the highest its been in years. but theres a whole lot of shit going on right now. the entire oil market could change completely within the next couple years

>>9504388
right now seasonality and possible conflict is driving it up. as well as OPEC cunts bein broke. but if any one of those factors changes even a little, expect it to do an UGLY dump. thats how oil works

>>9504388
I think oil will go up, even if it's not as high as we're hoping. The damn Saudis owe us at least marginally more competitive prices!
And you have an interesting point here >>9504321, any losses you might have will at least not be as severe as losses that can happen in SDRL (just based on where the price has been).

>>9504290
>but its good for guessing bounces on shorter terms imo
That's kinda how I've been using it, it's done nicely so far.

>>9504298
I try that out, what does doing that make the graph compensate for?

>>9504441
>>9504418
The shitty thing is I can always see oil becoming more complicated as the global political environment becomes more strained but I can't make money off of this shit in the short run unless it's something retarded like SDRL.

Early breakouts heading in to the long weekend on below average volume. Tuesday looks like it'll be gap ups and continuation with influx of heavier volume. Final Senate vote on legalization in less than three weeks.

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>>9504476
nonsense
with patience and clever use of UWT, DWT, and optons on USO XOP and XOE, you have all the tools you need to get some decent returns on oil, no matter which way it swings. its one of the most consistently profitable things ive been doing in my portfolio. that and speculating on bonds

>>9504476
also theres a shit ton of oil pipeline REITs w retard bait for divs. follow the div chasers (even if youre not staying for the div)

>>9504512
>>9504524
True, thanks.

>>9502980
Looking like Clorox could actually be a good investment
>>9504496
I know this guy and I are going to be pounding down pic related all weekend long.

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>>9504562
>he's trying to get banned on 4chan
sweetie...

>>9504553
its good

this summer, all those cleaning ladies in hotels have to restock on clorox products

>>9504583
Kek. How cute.

>>9504585
I think seasonality is prices in.

>>9504562
Are you the same guy that was LARPing about holding SDRL in the last thread?

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FUCKING TANKER RATES

>>9504675
I love you too, fren <3
How are you? Did u hav a gud day? I know I did :)
Made like 200 bucks today.
How about you?
Did you make some sick gains?
AMAT? CARV? IMTE? TVIX inc.? CERU, my nigga?
Kek. Wonder what the fastest penny will be next week.

>>9504675
Or was it GPRO? BIDU? CARV? TLT puts? Going bearfag on the SPY?
Man, those were all some really good plays for today.
Would highly recommend.

>>9504895
i gotta hope it was fucking CARV
that shits gonna be $2 on monday

>>9504458
I try that out, what does doing that make the graph compensate for?
it takes in more data, so the s+r levels are stronger

I bought 1 year out uvxy calls at a strike of 8 really cheap on tuesday. This may be my best investment this year, thanks uncle Mike. You hike ill spike iron Mike.

>>9504944
>people actually bought carv at 11
I guess someone has to hold the bags

>>9504994
how much is 'cheap'?

>>9504944
>>9505035
Man if CARV ever hits $3 again it's time to LOAD UP

>>9505041
Sorry meant Wednesday, they dropped to 4.05. Seems to be absolutely the cheapest they'll be this year

>>9505084
>average priced paid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

>>9505084
comfy please dont do this to yourself again
if theres one thing you dont need to baghold, its diversity

>>9505101
theyll buy fucking anything wont they. everytime i think im the lowest of retail scum i glance at ST and then i dont feel so bad

>>9505101
Oh man. How many bag holders does it show? Is it a (((TRENDING))) stock?

>>9504944
I'm really feeling that this is the nog from the last thread that I went after.
He looked pretty ripe, and I think I really clamped on.
He didn't make a single post after I stopped replying to him.

>>9505115
Oooohh. I bet ST will look pretty toasty for CARV.

>>9505041
This.
>>9504994
Keep in mind that the price is exponentially decreasing, so you still ought to plan to off-load it within the next month or two.

>>9504994
LOL

>>9505216
It says 616 robinhood users are current holders. You can see significant buying all the way up to the peak, and continued buying during the drop.
Amazing

>>9505216
i think its just a bot trying to get someones IP/VPN permabanned

>>9504994
wait you went deep ITM on moonshot UVXY calls?

i like your style kid

>>9505301
the market literally depend on bagholders. theyre literally the backbone of all shitstocks

really makes me want to start like 20 OTC shell companies though

>>9505358
If you have a robinhood, here's the top 100 stocks being held by users. Incredibly depressing
https://robinhood.com/collections/100-most-popular

hope you guys are buying banks
Retest on 30 soon

>>9505421
i dont have RH
but holy fuck that 404 page aggravates me
im unironically triggered right now
>pic related

>>9503934
As long as you don’t mind the K-1.

>>9505302
>a bot trying to get someones IP/VPN permabanned
I don't get how that would work or why someone would go through such great lengths to do it.
Most bots make sense -- the Manhattan Signature dickhead on /b/ is trying to sell watches, and those posts are just marketing expenses.
4ch does have solid bot protection with captchia -- but it can be mildly circumvented by using Amazon's mechanical Turk. That still raises the bar / price of operating the bot though.
And it would be very hard for somebody to take control of another person's IP address -- and to execute getting them IP banned in this manner of all? Raging in /smg/? Come on, dude.
This is much more likely some tard that gambled too hard, like the "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" posters on the rest of /biz/. It's actually pretty cathartic :^)
This dude is totally just raging. That would be way too great of lengths for somebody else to go to get another person banned.
Plus, that person could then just get a new VPN or reset their router.

>>9505451
i was seriously about to just post that

>>9505441
kek
im not touching em at all, but as soon as XLF fails 26.50 im shorting it for a good long while. our financial sector is looking extremely weak. it bounced off resistance the other day. that resistance was its old support.

i still maintain that short banks is a good trade long term. those fuckers have a lot of bags themselves, they just cant sell right now

>>9505477
you ever wonder how hiro got the site to stay afloat? the popular reason is that he sells everyones data. but thats just what he did to 2ch. he went quite a step further here. the site is owned and run by IC more or less (at least they call the shots). that QLARP is the best example i can think of in recent times, but it also coincides with the recent shutdowns/scraping thats been happening.

and i suppose i misspoke when i said bot. the only reason i suggested that is because of how many times this has happened to me on this site and others. but i admit, most of the time its been fairly obvious that it was a paid poster/spammer ie someone doing it manually and not just script

>>9505511
how can i short dogecoin without putting money into shitcoins?

>>9505451
I'm contemplating closingy account and moving to Ameritrade after seeing that. I would rather eat $7 commission fees than see a fucking Reddit meme everyday.

>>9505551
>short banks

>>9505589
schwabs only 4.95 if thats any better
7 is hella fucking slippage. im too active for that

>>9505551
If there was a way to short crypto without having to buy the shit I would have all in'd by now on puts.

>>9505598
hey it paid out nicely last time
im telling you, those banks are holding TONS of bags right now. if things keep moving against them, someone will pull their shit and by then itll be too late to buy puts

>>9505609
as soon as i heard goldman was opening futures on it, i knew they were fucked. that was my sell signal. but nocoiner.

>>9505441
I'm holding at least 5k of stock of the bank that I work for through fall and possibly into the winter

>>9505421
>Seadrill is now on there

>>9505551
>most of the time its been fairly obvious that it was a paid poster/spammer ie someone doing it manually and not just script
Dude, it's hard as fuck to automate around that shit that Google now has set up for captchia.
>t. Software Engineer
Paid makes sense.
But, paid makes the most sense if it's something that somebody can actually profit from.
Who the fuck would profit from that guy dropping in here to spam "FUCK YOU ALL"?

>>9501671
FUCK ACB AND THEIR STOCK DILUTIONS. Also i didn't put any stop limits in the first place so i'm glad i'm almost out of this pit.

i should have known better buying into an overhyped penny stock. WEED though, i'm glad i'll recover from it very soon especially with the June hearing coming up.

>>9505626
You got to be kidding me? Fucking SDRL is on there?! Smart money is going to make so much cash off my idiot generation. I just hope I can time the dump correctly with my puts. I've been burned twice now by shit companies (GME, GPRO), by not timing it right.

>>9505626
i bet hes doing it sitewide to get a global permaban

just saying. you shouldve seen the disgusting shit every one of my VPNs had on 8. they really wanted me to stop posting i guess lele
such is the life of a thorough digger...

and before i left here in 14 i caught a lot of these kinds of permabans as well here. now i try to keep my head down

>>9505358
yeah.. to keep bagholders on the leash you just have to finish each social media post with... "stay tuned"

>>9505655
>just hope I can time the dump correctly with my puts. I've been burned twice now by shit companies (GME, GPRO), by not timing it right.
Duuuude. That's why you do LONG term call options, even for short plays. You have to be able to wait everyone else out. The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

>>9505657
>you shouldve seen the disgusting shit every one of my VPNs
>they really wanted me to stop posting i guess
Or, you know, they could have gotten the VPNs for the purpose of posting CP -- rather than posting CP to get your access to the internet banned.
Hmmm... Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>9505724
With SDRL I only bought 6/15 puts because it was cheap and if they blow past a dollar I will have to reevaluate my position. But overall yes you are right and I learned my lesson the hard way in the past.

>>9505754
SDRL has 60 days to handle the bankruptcy.
Mine are for no sooner than July 20th.
In the event of somehow further mooning, I have a couple calls -- it's a lop-sided strangle. And I would just execute the calls and baghold the puts. This is supposedly a short squeeze, after all.

>>9505101
>>9505301
we should be using this list of top stocks owned by RH as a short list. high concentration of total shareholders are RHers? short it with the force of a thousand suns

>>9505644
yowch
i had a week like that too lad
too much gambling. not enough realized gains to offset it. if id only stuck to my original plan, idve been much better off. now i gotta claw my way back.

when is the legislation estimated to pass through? im very interested in buying a couple more established companies for the swings

>>9505664
its ridiculous. i remember i had a buddy who in high school convinced the whole school board of directors to give him like 40k to go start a "business". except he was a high schooler and hardly had a clear plan of what the business was gonna be, let alone anything else involved. but he was a good speaker, and exceptional at that "stay tuned" shit.

he ended up playing around with it, rented some sweet studio downtown, and we all did a bunch of drugs kek. when the board realized theyd been bamboozled, they started hounding him for it back. so he flipped a bunch of drugs and random shit online and then handed it back to them in full like 2 years later. smart guy

>>9505724
nah id use really common VPNs to be one with the noise. not the kinds that TORpedos use at all. i assure you its probably the most widely used manual technique for burning through VPNs. at least on other chans. i know they have manual shills here though at all hours of the day, and it looks a lot like what theyd do if theyre a little upset with someones posts.

>>9505790
be careful though cuz IV is super high. if it moves decisively in one direction or another, youre position will get crushed by vega.

I got a solid troll thread going on /b/
>>>/b/768974856

>>9505842
>it looks a lot like what theyd do if theyre a little upset with someones posts.
What I would do is just post porn on every SFW board like /biz/.
That was just about my first thought with that little dumbass -- wow. He's trying to get banned with words, not pics.
>if it moves decisively in one direction or another, youre position will get crushed by vega
How decisively? Like the way GPRO did today, or a quick spike? I thought greater volatility would increase the cost of the options.

>>9506000
>I got a solid troll thread going on /b/
cool, what an original troll

>>9505842
its ridiculous. i remember i had a buddy who in high school convinced the whole school board of directors to give him like 40k to go start a "business".
He had to of had good grades or something that like never happens

>>9506000
lets take a look at my latest failure for example. i bought a ton of calls, and a few puts on CSCO like a complete faggot. the ER was a beat, so naturally they dropped like 7% AH. i figured, "ah well, thats a fucking lot of money i just lost, but atleast i bought puts". the next day came and my deep OTM puts now way ITM. but as soon as i tried to sell em on the bell, they went from being $250 P/L a pop, to about $24 P/L per contract. so my hedge got crushed. my calls, which were now DEEEEEP OTM, were also about 80% down at start, and then got crushed immediately to 98% loss per contract (fucking FIVE of them) where theyve stayed ever since.
when i bought it at an IV of 27, and it opened the next day at an IV of 18, i lost about 9x the greek vega in addition to everything else that happened

>>9506046
he was a pretty good student. we all were i guess. doesnt take much in a semi rural school with only like 400 kids per class. he went to a lot of their meetings and bullshitted a lot with them. at one point i was convinced he was trying to bang the superintendent

>>9506046
>what an original troll
I don't care much for originality as much as hazing what are now officially "summerfags"

Also, I just witnessed the fastest 5 count ever.
In possibly the history of this site.
>>>/b/768976024
Literally immediate. What the fuck.

>>9505842
I went through the top 100 and chose the worst ones with low market caps, low analyst buy ratings, and high concentration of robinhood users. I'll probably try to shorten it down to 5 to 10 later tonight

>>9506157
>I don't care much for originality as much as hazing what are now officially "summerfags"
kek
i can definitely tell you came in during 13-14
no offense

also... PSHHHH
5 hit combo?
how about 100?

>>9506215
we should be monitoring this daily for when to abandon memes that we are also playing, and also for possible shorts. this also confirms that gene editing stuff is gonna crash. man look at all those shitstocks though. fucking hell

I think this will become known as the summer of the ghoul
>>>/b/768977576

>>9506316
Well the mod fucking locked the thread. But yeah, the mods don't intervene much anymore, and tomorrow I'll ask them to count to 10 instead so that they finally stop making the GETs.
I'm honestly impressed with it. I remember GETs being rare or taking FOREVER relative to these fags.

>>9506215
I've already played puts on at least 5 of those.
At least 3 have puts on them right now.

>>9506123
>IV of 27, and it opened the next day at an IV of 18
IV isn't the same as Vega, right?
I should probably figure out my Vega shit because at least 2 others have questioned me on this.

>>9506566
>>9506316
I went through and divided market cap to robinhood user to be able to find the retardation score (a very technical measure). The lower the score, the worst the stock is