/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9482036
They scared.

mmmm

Won’t somebody correct his autistic ignorance? I have no twitter

>>9482036

lmao oraclize self owning itself publicly

$1000 eoy

>>9482123
It’s just embarrassing. Oraclize are really embarrassing themselves. Imagine Sergey getting into an argument with a troll on twitter

>>9482288
Wow, that really does not look good.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY AFRAID OF MEMES. KEK!

oraclize is pathetic

>>9482036
just pulled this from oraclize twitter. They tweeted the exact phrase to a chainlinker a few months back. Looks like they really are scared LMAO. look at how all they're recent events and tweets are underhandedly trying to say chainlink is shit.

Can you smell the fear

>real working service has downtime
>meanwhile fantasy nonexisting service chainlink works 0% of time

Anyone care to screencap it for a fellow marine?

>when you tell fiat out lies

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>>9482314
They need an editor. “The” should not be there.

>>9482343
post the pic where oraclize went down

>>9482353
Could they not get the handle “oraclize” hahaha

>>9482358
I wish I had it on the comp I’m on. But also got blocked for spamming it to them a while back

if these oracalize british cuck faggot shitlords fuck up my stinky gains i will fucking literally do something about it in the future.

>>9482335
1/2

>>9482036
>A meme is not going to help you understand how incentive systems and cryptographic guarantees work.
>that ICO shills started using to differentiate
The entire fucking internet knows we are a meme..

>>9482358

>>9482288

>>9482335
2/2

It's funny how Oraclize is now having to convince everyone it isn't shit compared to Chainlink. All while Sergey hasn't said a fucking word and LINK continues to gain momentum.

>>9482381
lyke wut

yikes, chainlink fan doesn't understand what authenticity proofs are nor the actual advantage of chainlink over oraclize.

If you're reading this chainlink fan cut your losses and hope someone who can explain chimes in.

>>9482480
beautiful

I will rain upob them a rain of fire the world has never seen.
We're back on CNN boys !

>>9482335
Cap what? It's all in this bread

>>9482490
Can you explain?

Time to make some ORACLIZE NAZI MEMES and spam it to them and to their partners ! WHAT YOU SAY MARINES ???

THEY WONT MESS WITH (((our))) MEME !!!

>>9482490
Explain

>>9482490
>yikes, chainlink fan doesn't understand what authenticity proofs are nor the actual advantage of chainlink over oraclize.
>If you're reading this chainlink fan cut your losses and hope someone who can explain chimes in.

Please chime in. Sincerely

>>9482516
Lovely, weaponized autism put to work!

The FINAL solution: Oraclize

>>9482541
THIS * 6,000,000

>>9482490
Auth proof is nothing to do with downtime/uptime

>>9482541
Gimme gimme memes

>>9482504
idk i thought there was a tweet before it. made a throw away account anyways

>>9482480
Best one I've seen for a while.

>>9482554
>>9482586
Do you think we could bait them into it? Have a sincere conversation leading them up to answering ‘yes’ to the ‘are you the FINAL solution for Oracles?’ question? That would be deightfully spammable.

>>9482610
JUST
DO
IT

>>9482480
I spat my fucking drink out anon haha

Upvoted

>>9482610
I can't, they know I'm a stinky. I tweet enough shit at them. Good idea though as long as no one pulls the trigger on these memes before then. So what's the plan Linkies? Tweet memes at them, that simple? Nothing more sophisticated?

>>9482610
This would be epic

>>9482331
>chainlink = zero failure rate to date.
so better than oraclize.
link $1000 eoy

>>9482516
Will get to it after my dinner.

>>9482516
>>9482541
No stop it idiots, that chainlink fan faggot is also attacking them with new tweets because "they were rude". Just let them know that Chainlink is superior and leave it at that, this way we look like a bunch of desperate bagholders jesus christ it wouldn't even be that bad if half of you faggots could even make a decent argument for Chainlink.

The nazi shit is really stupid. Just don’t.

>>9482036
I ask you all! Do you belive tze führer Sergey?

>>9482691
Here is the decent argument for CL:

MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>>9482655
So we’re going that route? Should I delet

>>9482669
Replace swastika with the logo

>>9482691
Rudeness is unprofessional. Imagine Sergey tweeting a random shill account telling them to “do their homework”. Not classy.

>>9482677
kek approves.
UNLEASH THE MEMES.

>>9482731
Agreed

>>9482718
Nah let the memes commence

>>9482480
Lol

>>9482711
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>>9482655
>>9482500
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>>9482755
didgeridoos

>>9482706
Oh shieetttr the first crypto meme world war

>>9482800
RIP oraclize

>>9482711
Checked

>>9482516
This reminds me of the old 4chan days, let's do this boys

Ok if we doing this- We need anons making memes to post here and anons making burner twitter acs, burners pick up a fresh meme and post. You'll probably get one meme in before you're blocked. Someone needs to find hashtags to stick on these too for maximum penetration and exposure I suggest a one hour grace period to get to work before we unleash the memes. Quarter to the next hour- let them have it

>>9482887
ok i guess i jumped the gun a little. ill make another burner and wait until the go is given

rate my meme guys

>>9482946
spectacular. This should be sent to the ceo

Some of you are incredibly stupid. This thread about being how Oraclize was being pathetic on Twitter. If half the idiotic ideas in this thread are executed you’ll accomplish nothing except making the Chainlink community and, by extension the team, look just as pathetic if not worse.

>>9482946
1000 eoy/1000 eoy

>>9482480
amazing post anon

>>9482946
But this makes LINK look bad

>>9482718

Kek i saved it a few seconds ago

Nice work anon

>>9482976
i applaud you for having the strength to put down your onions long enough to type that blog out

Grandson... It was 2018... months before the singularity when it started... The first crypto meme world war. It's still paintful to go back to those days even through memory... so much sorrow... so much pain... so many fallen soldiers. Oraclize attacked a link marine in broad daylight. The link marines waged a full on meme war for a month... so much blood was shed. This picture you see here (points to old photograph on table) is the meme my fallen link marine brother used before he was banned for life. I still miss him to this day.

>>9483007
wtf onions gets changed to onions

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>>9483027
>being this new
Sure feels like summer in here

>>9482946
Two pictures. Oraclize as Nazis in first, Link American soldiers bringing them down second. Make us look like the good guys we are.

>>9482976
Viral marketing. People are talking about pitbulls right now all over the world because of a Cambodian dog shit and Chinese laundry imageboard. Do this for sergey, do it for /biz/, do it for the fucking kek

>>9483065
lol looks like it doesnt it

>>9483075
b-b-but the nazis were the good guys!

>>9482343
kek, that's desperation right there. Jesus.

>>9483116
L O L

Outstanding, /biz/raelis. Keep it up

>>9483116
fucking kek'd 10/10

Ok this is quick and lazy but for hashtags suggest free pick of a handful from the green section of https://ritetag.com/best-hashtags-for/crypto
And obviously #Chainlink anyone come up with a hashtag for this operation?

My linkies always feel in less danger when nobody tries to help them.

>>9483234
Don’t use chainlink

Make it untraceable back to the Sergs, this could be bad optics

Keked.

Very unprofessional for oraclize

FAT

>>9482610
Kek

>>9482946
I know it's wrong but I can't stop laughing

>>9482480
Can someone photoshop it so the face looks more Sergey like? Also photoshopping the shirt would make it really fucking awesome.

>>9483075
>Americans
>good guys

When zero hour is upon us and we enter the fray, post as comment on the pinned tweet or the mostly recent tweets. Don't hit tweets and replies, we want an end game where they have to either delete their own tweets or seriously flood their twitter move these dank ones away from public gaze. Keep at it lads. In 25 minutes they'll be on the tube to Wimbledon for sure

Rate

>>9483576
8/8

>>9483576
Kekosaurus

>>9483174
kek

Rate

>>9483576
kek. someone tweet this to them get them all salty walty

>>9483668
were waiting for more ammo

>>9483653
Not really fit for purpose for this thread but should be stored in a folder somewhere.

you know what todo.

for anyone looking to make a meme, here are some transparent oraclize logos

woops forgot first pic lol
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>>9483668
Now i wait.

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>>9483763
do some nice edits boys

>>9482036
Reality:
1. Both products are only DISTRIBUTED, not decentralized, and are using 'decentralized' only for marketing as most people can't tell the difference
2. Oraclize is not vaporware, link is
3. Using oraclize is way safer than trusting random anonymous link nodes
4. While it's indeed unprofessional for oraclize to get into discussion with people that aren't even potential customers, their annoyance at incessant link shilling is understandable.

>>9483850
nice b8

>>9483850
ChainLink has safer transaction methods and more freedom to link with different cryptos as opposed to oraclshit. Oraclize is commie bullshit.

>>9483763
Looks like the Aion logo. I swear every project is working together to scam the west out of money. That's why Americans buy and crypto goes green. Next morning it's fucking red because the East sells their bags.

>>9482036

1 million volume, you linkies are delusional. volume is a perfect indicator of the demand, therefore non-speculative indicator of where the market cap should be.

typically, in crypto world there is a 20x-40x relationship between volume and market cap.

a 1.1 million volume implies a 40 million market cap - AT MOST. good luck deluded stinkies holding this shit down to <10 CENT

top kek

>>9483727
nice

>>9483926
bad off topic bait

Steady boys steady

>>9483891
Chainlink doesn't have anything. It doesn't work.

MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY! COMMENCE THE MEMES!

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>>9483974
You're retarded.

>>9483891
>ChainLink has safer transaction methods and more freedom to link with different cryptos as opposed to oraclshit
You didn't actually wrote anything but 'link good, oraclize bad'
This is the main reason linkies are so annoying

>>9484154
nah you're just mad that your bait was called out immediately

>>9483891
>ChainLink has safer transaction methods and more freedom to link with different cryptos as opposed to oraclshit
You didn't actually write anything but 'link good, oraclize bad'
This is the main reason linkies are so annoying

>>9483926
Don't forget the 650 million tokens that Sergay owns.

>>9484194
why delete fag>>9484192

>>9483850
Not convinced about 3, agreed on the rest. The randomness can be tackled on the contract.

>>9483970
>>9484040

really?

>>9484264
nothing to do with oraclize, nothing to do with anything obviously. this the last (you) you're getting bud. cherish it

>>9484194
Explain to me why oraclize is better then.

/biz/ I hate to tell you but it's not much of a meme war if no one posts to Oraclize

>>9484211
Because I edited the sentence after writing a shorter first version, but didn't notice I left 'wrote' unchanged, leaving 'didn't actually wrote' which is a grammatically incorrect

FAT

>>9483075
>implying

>>9483529
(((good)))

>>9483116
>>9483138
Shit/10 go back to R*ddit faggot. This is NOT your safe space.

>>9484313
data source -> random link nodes making repeated calls to it -> contract gets result chosen by the majority
vs
data source tunneled through an ssl proxy, that doesn't know what the data is (it's encrypted) and isn't directly controlled by oraclize -> oraclize sends the result with an optional ssl proof

>>9484028
Topsy keks

>>9484264
Faggot

>>9483727
Blood will flow

>>9484430
kill yourself

>>9484264
Go look at the early eth charts and tell me that there's "20-40x replationship between volume and marketcap"

>>9484430
Top tier

>>9484457
SGX can be used to allow remote computation by untrusted node because it uses an encrypted enclave that serves both to obscure the data passing through it, and verify that it has not been tampered with. This allows the Chainlink to take its big fat cock and tear Oraclize a new asshole

SPAM THEM SPAM THEM SPAM THEM !

>>9482331
Heh, nice try oraclize. Get out of my board.

>>9482036
This is fucking retarded. Chainlinkers having to resort to attacking other projects in an attempt to cure their boredom with the project.
Its quite possible the two are archieving different goals for different parts of the ecosystem. Thats why he said a meme cant help you here, because you probably havent a clue what you are talking about..
These threads are getting really tiresome.

>>9485297
anything can use sgx though?
nothing is stopping oracalize from doing the same.
The biggest trick up your sleeve is using a technology anyone can use?

I think we need a pic of a bunch of heebs with Oraclize yarmulkes.

>>9483576
Kekissimo!