/biz/ - Business & Finance

can we take the fucking hedge fund out of the OP?

>>9470243
lol i thought it was taken out, i didnt notice It was back

Buy link stockfags

>>9470324
greetings fellow coiners, I just looked over my books for the past year and I'm down 99.999%, or $13.47. what an amazing bull market!

>>9470324
srsly tho, it's obvious that the only crypto with a reason to exist is that one you can buy drugs with, and we're working on legalizing the drugs, so...

Test

Who here gonna buy the JACK dip
They just need a few more stores and they will beat mcdonlalds

>>9470441
My go to is a sourdough, large curly, and two tacos

>>9470441
>They just need a few more stores and they will beat mcdonlalds
what do you mean?

>>9470243
>>9470276
I don't know why it's back in, I made a thread and specifically took it out. Someone must have put it back

Still waiting on my cease and desist letter.

>>9470469
well the fast food place doesnt matter to most people, the point is the dollar menue
ack in the Box has the dankest Dollar Menu, much better than Mcdonalds, thus, If they had more stores, they would destroy mcdonalds sales

Almost doubled down on my UAA puts a day or two ago.
So happy I didn't.

>>9470556
is jack in the box world wide?

>>9470566
Forgot pic

am i the only one buying AMD puts?

>>9470324
Can you buy it with $ or do I have to get some other shitcoin first?

>>9470573
No just American, maybe that will change...

>tfw should have held onto my GUSH stocks
Shit has been steadily gaining for weeks

>>9470596
Yes.
That stock has transcended into meme territory -- like TSLA and AMRS.
I held off and on from January to September of 2017, but I don't know what to think of it anymore.

I hope Trump doesn't screw this korea thing up

>>9470573
Dude, I don't think they're even nation wide.
I've never seen a jack in the box.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPuYheUX3No

>>9470638
well shit..i already bought some puts today and was gunna buy more

>>9470662
They're not. Only available on the west coast and some parts of the midwest

>>9470324
Nobody wants your stinky linky.
>want to buy link
>need to buy other shit coin to buy this shit coin
Ok, I got the first shitcoins
>Have to get a shady ass wallet to store first shitcoins
This is beginning to be a hassle, but ok have a wallet.
>need to sign up to a shady ass chink website to buy second shitcoin with first shitcoins
Please prove your identity
>Send picture of myself, my idea, spread my cheeks and lift my sack
>Finally bought second shitcoin
Wow, wait a pain in the ass
>chink site freezes, shitcoin exit scam, it's anonymous so you can't do anything about it lol.
I'll stick to stock options baby boy.

Could it be time to buy the STZ dip?

>>9470324
Sorry, I don't enjoy losing all my money, so no.
I'm perfectly satisfied with the 2X that I got while holding BTC tho

I keep gambling on options and forget to sink some stuff into dividends. What do I get? Stuff like KO and JNJ feels to boomerish.

>>9470872
OHI is pretty legit.

>>9470872
>forget to sink some stuff into dividends
You give me the impression that you mean the intent of the dividends is to offset losses from the options.
If this is the case, stop playing options.
Otherwise, I don't hold any dividends and my undiluted YOY return is over 50%
>dividends are for pussies

Aside from my meming and lust for risk tho, look into REITS or maybe play NOC or LMT

>>9470872
Too boomerish Ohhhh well excuse me
Just do me a Solid and Short KO so THEY pump it

>>9470904
Seems pretty good. Shame it just spiked.

>>9470210
I shouldn't have bought CSCO before its ER. FUCK.

>>9470938
Not trying to offset. Just still have fiat and want to put it in some stocks and forget it. LMT seems primed to jump if trump goes to war but I'm beginning to think he won't.
>>9470963
I'm not saying your dog isn't dependable it's jus not for me. I'd rather short memes like TSLA

Based Nips pumping the Nikkei a little

>>9471134

God damn ditching these USO bags is such a pain. WTI always moons to my sell point after hours, then crashes back down before market open. It's fucking bullshit. This is the third time this week its happened. If current prices hold until tomorrow morning, I'll make a nice profit. More likely I'll get bogged again.

>>9469218
top kek, fantastic, you have a great podcast voice
keep at it

who sold mu at the top today here?

>Spent the whole day fixing mom's car
>replaced water pump
>had to remove half the engine
>now it's leaking from the freeze plugs
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpeg

Bogs won't lave me alone in the real life

patched the leak with JB Weld and Blue Devil.

>>9471278
Not the top, gonna hit at least $60 before it traces back to $48-50.

>>9471342
I'ma short it real good tomorrow

cant wait for the Next Comfy Podcast

I have a feeling tommorow will be sideways or red

>>9471342
Why do you say it's going to re-trace anon?

>>9471278
I didn't. I just hope some other dumbass analyst doesn't downgrade Micron.

>>9471182
idk man ive been waiting patiently for an entry and totally havent seen one. how did you manage to have bags on it, if you dont mind me asking? this is about as high as its been yet

also, if it keeps mooning AH, its definitely some big guys accumulating oil when the markets closed, then having their minions crash it the fuck back down

>>9471594
>also, if it keeps mooning AH, its definitely some big guys accumulating oil when the markets closed, then having their minions crash it the fuck back down
and i mean this as a good thing

Who is gonna short Hear Tomorrow?

>>9471342
its alreadys gone above 50 and retraced to low 40s a few times the past months

>>9471686
whats up with semis anyways? is the market just too saturated? did they overestimate future demand for chips in things like phones etc? that industry was fucking unstoppable for quite a while there

Wall street in february: Dont buy the Russell 2000! Small caps are set to underperform the SP!

Fucking based

>>9471710
I dont know anything about semis
Market seems to over pumped to go long term, I just buy MU when its 47 for a Quickie Trade

>>9471751
>I just buy MU when its 47 for a Quickie Trade
this is the right idea

the only time i ever traded semis was with SOXL
i cant be arsed to look into all these individual companies

>>9471392
Just been in this since I started in Robinhood. Played the ups and downs a couple times. Just a gut feeling. Honestly I feel this is very undervalued because memory demand is growing exponentially, but the market do what the market do.

>>9471182
What price you get in? Saudi faggots are gna keep the pressure to stoke the rumors about aramco

>>9471729
Not looking too correct so far is it?
I love WSJ tho

>>9471801
memory demand is growing exponentially but supply can't even pretend to keep up

I would say semis are still a very safe bet for the future especially when supply kicks up again

>>9471829
when is aramco IPO?
i fucking hate saudi royalty and all of their bullshit. but they can hold onto my fucking money for as long as they want desu

>>9471777
>i cant be arsed to look into all these individual companies
Check the 5 year chart on NVDA
Might even be outpacing SOXL

>>9471853
oh im sure it probably is.
i just mean i know very little about the industry other than its cyclical and very fucking strong. when its like that and i dont know what im looking at anyways, but i still wanna swing, i just go on a leveraged sector ETF

>>9471874
NVDA will beat both AAPL and AMZN to a 1 trillion dollar market cap
>screencap this post

>>9471931
>better than Ebay
Oyyyy MATE
THATS WHERE I BUY MY DOLLS

If anyone is holding BKS please fucking sell into the bid for the next couple day. tia.

>>9471841
They are a bunch of faggots... hate then as much as greatest ally. I'm reading either later (4th qtr) or early 2019. They're doing financial structuring to make the stock appealing to us plebs lol. So idk maybe bull run for oil when it's close? 100billion or 5 % of they're assets (valuation 2 trillion dollars)

>>9471931
thats because they are both cianiggers

>>9471948
>hate then as much as greatest ally
in a lot of ways they are much worse. especially for the rest of the arab world. i used to work with some yemeni dudes. tell you what, they never had anything pleasant to say about saudis

>100billion or 5 % of they're assets (valuation 2 trillion dollars)
wew
and if oil stays up (which it will because thats the whole reason for this aramco shit in the first place. KSA is fucking broke as a joke) byt the time its out, its probably gonna be juicy

that face when have to buy more alcohol and weed yet again this week just to feel content

>>9471946
I'm holding puts on BKS.
Possibly the only short position I have that isn't red.

>>9472001
>cianiggers
God I love Terry Davis and TempleOS.
That guy is my spirit animal.

>>9472016
>mfw i literally just blew the money i wouldve used on this on fucking CSCO calls
it was supposed to be my birthday this week

>>9472016
I was too hungover to get out of bed and buy SPY calls today. Alcohol abuse caused me to miss out on 100's of dollars in profit. Don't drink kids, just smoke weed.

>>9472047
Anybody know what the hell Terry Davis has been up to lately. Last I knew he was live streaming himself masturbating to completion and had a warrant for his arrest.

tfw you realize smg is just drug users gambling between hits

>>9472016
Harden up faggot, do something productive instead.

>>9472055
>supposed to be my birthday this week
I celebrated my birthday this year by doing one of my favorite things: getting banned

>>9472066
Dont even smoke weed
It costs me over 300 dollars a month for over 5 years now
GROW YOUR OWN OR NEVER SMOKE, ITS A TRAP BY THE BIG WEED COMPANIES, ITS NOT FUN ANYMORE JUST A MONEY SINK

>>9472087
Kill yourself I do everything you could possibly think of

>>9472001
Idk wich I dislike more, if it were my choice oil for u.s. would be a nationalised asset. Owned by taxpayers, like all resources should be but that's a whole other topic. Glassem all lol. She'll be a juicy wet trade and I can't wait. Better start saving shekels. I can only imagine options prices holy shit. She'll be a he'll of a play. I bet once they get a taste they'll release more to public because of they're excessive lifestyle
>bueno.jpeg

>>9472016
that feel when you realize the nikkei poster is a degenerate drug addict

>>9472092
Baby want milky.gif

>>9472113
Get sober.

>>9472066
>too hungover to get out of bed and buy SPY calls
Ever heard of this app called Robinhood?

>2018
>not trading memes in your underwear from your couch

>>9472132
Im am, its no secret
Im off the heroin at least

>>9472098
>tfw i still get pre dispensary prices cuz its fucking illegal still here

>>9472083
i dont smoke while im trading. i prefer to be on edge

>>9472077

https://youtu.be/jnd7HrIWyQ8

Things>>9472083
ain't looking too bright

>>9472147
you can quit anon. I stopped smoking weed 14 months ago and I've never felt better

>>9472083
and crypto /biz/ is just delusional schizos handing over their money to fly-by-night Pajeet exit scams

>>9472098
I have a medical card and it's become quite affordable. I spend maybe $80 a month.
>>9472136
I have RH, I just never buy SPY options without taking a look at the charts and TA first thing in the morning. Instead I opted to watch 4 hours of AVGN youtube videos like a cuck. Oh well, at least my laziness didn't cause me to lose money, just potential profits.

Are $SPY finally going break out ?
Me vote: No! Muwahaha

>>9471366
thx m8 <3

>>9472092
LITERAL FETISH IRL
3D = 2D??

>>9472083
>tfw your workplace doesn't even drug test, your coworkers smoke, and you're still suber af

>>9472083
i've only taken half a xannax bar and drank 6 coors lights since market closed.. realized after about 4 beers that it's coke that i need today.

>>9472066
>Don't drink kids, just smoke weed.
i think you gotta do both desu.. looks like my weed supply is going to be shit this year, my fucking plants are doing horrible

>>9472177
I would like to but I really cant, Ive tried for years

>>9472200
G-go fuck yourself you piece of shit Bog spy

>>9472200
Come on! Where's the little bepis? I can't get off to this!

>>9472211
She looks like a crazy methhead, musky can do better than that. Definitely what I imagine TSLA shareholders to look like.

>no matter how much you have it’s all just numbers on a screen

>>9472241
I honestly don't think he can do better. I think he's secretly a fakecel with low selfesteem paranoid about women using him for his money.

>>9472147
>Im off the heroin at least
this is really the only important thing.
i mean ive seen plenty a career junky just jump on the hard drinking shit, but imo if you can keep it to some drinks and weed, thats not bad. i was never a fan of the just "jump the fuck out of everything at once" method. i kept drinking for a couple years after i stopped that shit, until one day i realized how much i fucking hate it.

booze just makes me feel angry and sick to my stomach (but then the only way i ever drank was on an empty stomach to catch a buzz). imo that was a walk in the park to lay off compared to dope/pills. but then, i used to do a lot of those, and was never the biggest drinker

Opened a 25x leveraged position on BTC because I'm a degenerate.

I hope HMNY and ALT saves me.

>>9472154
>still get pre dispensary prices cuz its fucking illegal still here
What the fug.
Do the legal places actually cost more than dealers did?
I heard dealers complain that they're run out of business from that shit and sell at egregiously high profit margins.
If the dealers can do it for cheaper, why not just keep buying from them when it goes legal?

>>9472241
>would totally still let her step on my balls / 10

>>9472225
I honestly would pay money to see you and Baggie compete to see who could do the most drugs in a weekend. It would be quality entertainment.
>i think you gotta do both desu..
Man I soon as I hit 30, my ability to drink started plummeting. I'll take a week off of drinking and then have a 12 pack, and it will fuck my world up. Really a big difference between your 20's and 30's. I totally get why boomers barely drink.

does sqqq have a leveraged equivalent?

Back to TVIX

>>9472285
well that depends if you think 1.75 liter a week is "some"
Honestly Im pretty convinced heroin was much safer but the means of getting it is too stressful to live with

>>9472318
its called the TQQQ

>>9472318
>sqqq
That is 3X leveraged, you nog

>>9472297
>Do the legal places actually cost more than dealers did?
Not really, at least not in Michigan. I gave up smoking bud a long time ago and replaced it with vaping thc oil. Way more convenient and efficient. If something costs more in the dispensary than on the street, it's because the quality is much much better. Basic weed in dispensary's will run you about $10 gram or $35 an 8th which is pretty reasonable to be honest.

>ITT onions boy pot heads
If you're going to do drugs, just do meth. It's better for you anyway and hardcore

>>9472237
Penis Strength Index only applicable for daytrading
>>9472229
Bogz? Yes heard of them they work in me risk management department

>>9472423
Unironically used to make it

>>9472306
Baggie would probably beat me, I try to keep it modest, i mean.. Baggie gets so fucked up he bangs black girls raw dawg. The coors isn't doing anything to me tho.. kinda thinking i should go get a bottle of jack and some powdered coke desu

>>9472423
>If you're going to do drugs, just do meth. It's better for you anyway and hardcore
yeah.. it also saves you money on your food bill.

>>9472449
Based. Meth is a giant problem here. It's a good meme, terrifying irl, but a good meme.
A girl in my JHS injected in the bathroom, stole a fire extinguisher and smashed like 30 windows before trying to shove it up her butt hole.
Crazy stuff

>>9472423
>14 hour power shift
>2 month power harvest season
Kek.

>>9472451
Buy TAP

>>9472481
Yeah its really weird,
everyone else I knew went crazy from it except for me

I'm going to be remodeling the downstairs of my house, would anybody care for progress pics when i start?

>>9472513
Just remodeled my kitchen, contractors are painful.

How bad is CSCO going to bleed tomorrow, lads?

>>9472297
>If the dealers can do it for cheaper, why not just keep buying from them when it goes legal?
thats what i intend to do. its kinda stunning how this "medical grade" stuff is all just a fucking joke. ive met countless people who can do much better and with far less resources.

>I heard dealers complain that they're run out of business from that shit and sell at egregiously high profit margins.
kek
totally the other way around. if dealers wanted to undercut the big guys, they easily could if they know how to grow good stuff.

ive always had a plan when t gets legalized, to crash the weed prices by seedbombing the fuck out of literally everywhere, and completely saturating the market.

>>9472336
>well that depends if you think 1.75 liter a week is "some"
i mean ive seen guys who did that in a night. used to live with a girl like that. she had an eating disorder too. shit compounded really bad. my dad used to drink about that much too, maybe a little more.

but thats part of the reason i always hated the stuff. all it takes is one good look at what you look like when youre that cocked up and youll wanna drop it.

i know this seems weird, but like hide a camera somewhere when youre getting fucked up and force yourself to watch it in the morning. i always had to deal with shit like this because we were always recording, or someone was recording a show i was playing. having to look at all that shit, looking like the town drunk, couldnt even play, fuck that. stopped pretty soon afterwards.

but either way, try watching videos of yourself depressingly drunk. itll spook ya

>the means of getting it is too stressful to live with
the fucking horrifying things ive seen cuz of this shit. didnt even notice it till years later after i kicked. scariest shit in the world. no excuses to do that again m8

>>9472503
It awesome you survived. I've met people who stayed awake 16 days on meth.
METH, N O T E V E N O N C E

>>9472487
not really interested in stocks trading over 1b desu honestly i'm buying puts

>>9472451
Not to be a faggot, but when you mix alcohol and cocaine it forms cocaethylene which basically will fucking rot your organs and heart from the inside out. Try not to mix too often big5.

>>9472523
i dunno its an old meme. with any luck, idiots will buy it up within the range of my strangle until expiry, and ill be out even more money than i am now.

Fak I already got my account suspended on twitter.
Literally made it, tweeted Cramer and called him a cuck and logged out. Came back and I was suspended. WTF?
Time to make another

>>9472542
Its pretty awesome though
Luckily I got prescribed adderall and weened off, now just weed and drinking until I can afford to move out of state

>>9472523
They beat earnings ever so slightly, there is no reason for this dip. I expect CSCO to be back to normal buy tomorrow or the day after.

>>9472626
*by no buy

>>9472610
tell cramer to stop wasting his time shilling laggard stocks on his little shows.

Also laugh at him for the micron but but its six times earnings.

>>9472522
>Just remodeled my kitchen, contractors are painful.
i can build a house from the ground up so i'll be doing all the work myself, my father was a general contractor so i started working at like 13, reading framing plans and framing by 16 and running whole jobs from ground up by 19.. but yeah i know contractors are a pain to work with.. i was always as honest as possible with owners but they just wouldn't understand certain things and they would always treat me like i didn't know what i was talking about even though i had 10 years experience and know exactly what the fuck i am talking about.

Had a guy the other day trying to rush me on a ceiling repair, told him i scientifcally can not go any faster due to drying times with drywall mud, textures and paints.. he was sitting there talking to me as if i am moving to slow while the texture was drying with fans on it.. fucking white collar fucks piss me off sometimes

>>9472641
>>9472626
this is exactly what im afraid of

>>9472423
>just do meth
Does Adderall count?
I go through at least a gram of it every month

>>9472451
>bangs black girls raw dawg
I heard something like half of coons have herpes, and most don't even know it.

>>9472429
>only applicable for daytrading
>for daytrading
>2018
>only using charts / analysis for trading
>not getting off to hardcore/dirty stockcharts or T&A (technical & analysis)

>>9472642
done!

>went to bathroom
>see Daddy long legs spider
>have no choice but to use my Johnson and Johnson brand Windex to kill it

>>9472670
my nigga

I watch his thestreet videos almost daily and he just shills horrible stocks going nowhere.

I like how he told people to go ScottsMiracleGro as a safe marijuana play and that shit tanked shortly after xd

>>9472655
>Does Adderall count?
its so fucking close

>I heard something like half of coons have herpes
but lets be fair, doesnt this sound kinda like a statistic someone who doesnt bang black girls would come up with? i have also never banged a black girl so i cant verify either way

>>9472708
Turns out twitter is amazing for shitposting

>>9472736
theyll ban you like they did me
I went too far bullying commies

>>9472652
Yeah if you're short, I would probably be modest and take the profits at open tomorrow.

>>9472736
youll get shadowbanned/throttled pretty quick though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAAUD7jtFas

>>9472708
>hes not in SMG

>>9472736
RIP to your account. Twitter is unironically fascist as fuck. You either agree with their personal ideology's or you don't get an account at all.

>>9472794
worse. im long mostly (with a slght hedge of a couple puts). but i went long OTM on short contracts because i was gonna market sell on the bell. it still might be ok, but im not holding my breath. not gonna be able to stare at charts all day tomorrow

>>9472534
>the means of getting it is too stressful to live with
>the fucking horrifying things ive seen cuz of this shit
Can you fagets explain this shit?
Don't you just pay some sketchy dude some money?
I heard people that are out of money will get desperate, but is there something else going on here?

>>9472734
>sound kinda like a statistic someone who doesnt bang black girls would come up with?
Coons have a lot of sex, dude. And black guys will bang anything with a pulse.

>>9472736
They will suspend you just for using the word retard
>t. Experienced it for being "discriminatory towards people with disabilities" or some cucked shit like that
I like your profile pic :^)

>>9472824
*long contracts
but they have short expiry

>>9472604
>Not to be a faggot, but when you mix alcohol and cocaine it forms cocaethylene which basically will fucking rot your organs and heart from the inside out. Try not to mix too often big5.
i've been doing it for a long time

I also used to shoot up coke and heroin while high as fuck on benzos.. my health is extremely fucked up from my teenage years and i'm probably going to live a short life.. but thats just the way she goes..

But thanks for the advice, i really try not to do it too much but its just kinda like.. you know... something i like doing

>>9472831
>I heard people that are out of money will get desperate, but is there something else going on here?
its hard to explain it if youve never seen it. and impossible to understand if youve never felt it. drugs are only really a small part of the danger. the fucking places you end up, doing the things youre doing. never wouldve happened if it werent for those darn puppet strings. freaks me the fuck out. and when your numb you dont think about it. for years. then it comes back and shakes you. weird stuff. evil

>>9472821
>fascist

>>9472799
>>9472821
>>9472831
If I'm getting banned I'm bullying Cramer until he necks himself

>>9472821
Sounds like gommunism to me fren

CSCO didnt rise
Congrats to the winners

>>9472884
>>9472894
Yeah I know, just using the liberals shitty words against them. Fascism has nothing to do with twitter being faggots.

>>9472770
>went too far bullying commies
Commies don't get shit all over enough. I have no idea how anybody could possibly think communism is still a good idea.
I wish we could gas those fuckers.
McCarthyanism was a godsend.
You can possibly do this with some nice troll posts on 8ch. I know at least a couple stupid commies do that shit on /pol/

>>9472890
no, watch that video though. theyll just throttle you if you keep hopping through different accounts on the same ip. use vpns on multiple accounts to space it out

>>9472919
>I have no idea how anybody could possibly think communism is still a good idea.
It is because they truly don't know what communism actually is. This is primarily a young white college liberal trait. Literally nobody else in this country wants communism or thinks it's good, not even niggers.

XOM


Also, anyone have extra chainlink they can sell me? Looking to buy

>>9472987
>1 post by this ID
>Comes to the only non-crypto thread on this entire fucking board to looking to by crypto.

>>9472964
living in california, 90% of my friends from school days became raging commies after attending college, I dont understand
I want them to be Gassed but for real this time

>>9472987
Obvious buy... 2 MONTHS AGO

>>9473043
based

>>9473043
>living in california
where at in california? interested in investing in some real estate?

>>9472987
>XOM
>Fucking Exxon
>ChainLink
>Stinky fucking linky
You are an embarrassment.

I was satisfied with the 2X gain I made on BTC, but I'm completely out now.
I went ahead and looked up your shitcoin anyway.
Dogecoin has 10 times the market cap.
A literal fucking satirical meme is worth 10 times more than your shit.
Were you already aware of this, Pajeet?

>>9473121
the Disneyland area and NO Im moving to Kansas

AMD baby

People should be looking at AMAT, they have earnings tomorrow. Seems like an obvious call, but their ST page is actually pretty pessimistic. That scares me.

Vix futures heading up lads. This was like yesterday

>>9473196
but its literally not

>>9472890
Keep fighting the good fight.
Godspeed, comfy.

>>9472964
>not even niggers.
Kek. That's true. I haven't really thought about that before.

>>9473153
I think ChainLink will become the new
>CERU muh nigga
After finally spending a solid 10 seconds on due diligence of their shit, I seriously think it's going to tank with no survivors
I might check out their white toiletpaper too. I bet it's a total vaporware meme.

>>9471543
>>9471342

best of luck, I was comfy with my profits so I sold. I do think it's going to go up some more (especially with the analyst reports), I just didn't want to risk it

fuck me. in the past half hour i suddenly have a horrible fever and everything aches. fuck. it mustve been the chinese food. they poisoned me. remember guys, if i die, and they say it was a suicide, look into it

>>9473285
just went long the HSI

>>9473285
....will you leave me your portfolio then please seeing how you won't be needing it anymore?

>>9472200
absolute TA.

>>9473196
going to filter TVIX and VIX.

I'm out lads. Whoop Lord help me lock in these gains tommorow.
Don't you fuck me over Pattern Day TradingTM

>>9473173
fuck you. sell. now.

>>9473161
wanna invest when you move to kansas? we can meet up first? it doesn't have to be in california. i live in san bernardino area.. i currently own 3 rentals and have some investors looking to invest into some real estate.

Btw profit i did a CORN CALL lol amd i bought in at absolute high of the day lol figured thatd give you a chuckle. Can only do .5 cent increments cus peasanthood but i think i can get it to work for me. What's everyone's opinions on Uso moves tmrw I'm curious, finally hit a new high today
T. Uso options faggotTM

>>9473450
No Im moving to Kansas because Im poor

>>9473502

Why Kansas?

Move to the great lakes area. It's cheap as fuck and comfy

what the fuck Corn and sugar prices better not rise or my general mills stock will take bonus damage

>>9473464
people have been buying up the lows. i say theres gonna be one big pullback at some point next week and we could go off. clearly a lot more people have been buying oil

i grabbed more corn on the bell too, and thats when that spike was so i think im with ya. it doesnt really trade per say, but itll jump up like 50cents and ill be very happy

>>9473516
Becacuse not only only is is super cheasp but I have an Obsession with Flat lands and Tornadoes

also buffet lives there so Im truly following in his footsteps

can a tripfag tell me what to invest in thanks

>>9472523

7-8%

>>9473523
im confused as to why any of these commodities are going up alongside the dollar. isnt it normally the other way around?

>>9473562
>I have an Obsession with Flat lands and Tornadoes

To each his own, I suppose

>>9473567
>can a tripfag tell me what to invest in thanks
Oh sweet child, you aren't going to make it.

>>9473601
Never trust a tripfag.
Ever.
>>9473573
I N F L A T I O N

>>9473573
Its simple, one of these two things is true:

Commodities are oversold
or
The dollar is oversold

But I dont expect the dollar to gain much, I expct commodities are rising in attcipation of the dollar falling furhter

>>9473567
Starts with G ends with O

>>9473631

kys

>>9473629
but watch the dollar go on another chad run this time. look what it did the last time the FED hiked rates

GEO, the prison REIT

>>9473631
Oh you mean GOGO, but seriously, GPRO is going to ultimately fail if they don't lower the quality and price of their cameras and sell them to poor people.

>>9473285
if you have start having watery diarhea for weeks let us know.. i had the same thing happen to me and i felt like i was going to die

>>9472200
I fucking hate you

>>9473664
Teh Profit please, I only look at Monthly candles
Dollar went from 89 to 95 in such a short time, after all the weakness it showed... Dump it

>>9473502
you're poor because you don't want to take risk.. i could tell you stories of how invested all my money into a property and almost went bk.. it was a huge fucking risk but i made it.. i seriously had $35 left in my bank account and then the person i rented to stopped paying rent.. its all about going balls out sometimes..

>>9473638
>>9473695
Don't bully the designated thread trap,

>>9473567
BGFV

>>9473694
lel i agree, i just liked the how the chart was literally the chad chart. im waiting with my finger on the trigger to all in like half my equity on GLD calls when i see USD slip

Fuck guys the alcohol and xannax are really kicking in right now.. not sure if i should drink more beer or take more xannax, this is a harder decision then deciding to go long or short in a wedge pattern

>>9473450
What are your cap rates? I threw money into realty Income REIT at a 5.3% return. Can CA real estate do better?

Does anyone know anything about SHI?
>Chinese petroleum company
>7.4 div/yield
>Been on a run the last few months

>>9473678
nothing that bad yet. just wiped out all of a sudden

>>9473702
I chose bitcoin instead of real estate last year

>>9473545
Agreed. I think Uso will top out at about 15.05 before season end. I immediately lost on corn but I have full faith in ur advice earlier profit. You tripfags don't fuck around (until after hours lol) ill be watching corn closely, also been eying uavs to find footing it sounds like a great concept. I think oils gonna be our cash cow this year, up 23 percent this month alone on just Uso. I definetly think ur right, ill be buying the dip. Hope we get a good entry.

>>9473725
personally I drank a lot of Gin but already took 2 naps today so here I am

>>9473758
i cant say for sure that corn will do anything spectacular. but if you check the weekly candles, every may is usually the last leg up.

>up 23 percent this month alone on just Uso
i need to cut the bullshit and do this with most of my money. too many gambles and im WAY down. sucks

>>9473545
We finally broke past 14.45 and regardless of dip tmrw I think we've just about shaken out the bagholders. She held strong at the end and if she does dip ill be fomoing another contract or two. I must be half decent at this in literally guessing based off of intuition (no meme graphs just peasanthood shitty charts and gut feeling) you have that candlestick charting and stuff right? Damn that would give me one hell of an edge

>>9473791
Stop pllaying with this "Oil" "USO" gobblegook an put your money in General Mills stock if you want to double your stack I mean really

>>9473835
Not a single one of their charts looks good, not the 1d 1w 1m 3m 1y 5y. Acutally thanks, I think I found a new stock to short.

>>9473791
I'll set a limit sell on corn and let her rip. Should be a good time. I'll exit before months end thanks for heads up. Go in bro. I'm all resource based stocks and options right now, I listed my shit earlier if u can find it, been very good to me. You used to scrap you were telling me try to remember the price swings and apply it to the market. It's been working for me. Get on the gain train, fuck tech and commodities all I did was bleed out on that. I am starting to panic about strategy revision after July though I'm not sure aside from Nat. Gas calls what I'm gonna do yet

>>9473835
i dunno man, ive landed a couple 20%-25% trade in a few weeks. i feel good about that. its just the other shits pulling me down. im doing a 3mo SBUX call right now. i expect it to be very profitable, and if it works good, im gonna keep swinging it like this.

dunno about general mills. i get uncomfortable around men of such high rank as the general

>>9473857
OH OK SWEETIE
ARE YOU GOING TO CHALLENEGE ME ON A CHART YOU LITERALLY JUST GLANCED OVER IN ONE SECOND, A COMPANY I HAVE STUDIED FOR YEARS

The fact of the matter is this
Millenials and Gen Z are having more Pets than Children. Who just invested half their marketcap into the pet food industsy? Hmm Who just Acquired Blue buffalo? I wonder!

>>9473860
yeah i suppose i should take my own advice shouldnt i? trying to do too much at once. makes me stress out and make stupid mistakes

>>9473728
>Can CA real estate do better?
i honestly think CA real estate has shit returns... i almost bought in vegas when they had condos going for 10-30k but now they are going for like 50-80k so i have another place in mind and a different type of investment that will rake in a grip of money.. my girlfriend and I have been watching the market in this specific location and have some investors lined up to attack when we see a deal we like. I really don't think many people think of this area but i think its going to be a cash cow for the next 10 years

>>9473751
I have some bitcoin too.. you really gotta be diverse.. not only do you stay invested in different asset classes you learn different asset classes which i think is very important.. but.. thats just my opinion

Buy HMNY Friday morning.

>>9473886
wtf are u cereal

>>9473893
I slimmed my folio down to 8 stocks now, way easier. Do it up it's almost set on auto pilot. I got contracts on 6 of them if it don't go my way I wait till the next day and 360 noscope it when it's at a high rinse and repeat. Best I can do while at work but she's pulling it in. Trust your gut. Ignore impulse.

>>9473873
yep

>>9473934
Short it I dont give a fuck
Bogs will in my playing fields

And y'all be nice on kneepads, zer is growing on me I lmfao at those charts, my buddy lost it on the one earlier. What is that characters deal though

>>9473917
I live the OC, caps are at 4% unless you got 1m+ to buy some quadplex for a bunch of poor ass Mexicans. Vegas overinvested in their development which was taken out by the 2007 crash. You gotta get closest to the strip as possible. What’s your strategy?

>>9473933
think youre right. been far too active. ive had my ideas for a while now. but rather than building positions there, ive been wasting time and money and commissions on retarded shit.

3s a good number. thats all im gonna give myself

If I could figure out how to post a screen cap on here I would but too /newfag/ to figure it out, used to lurking. (Noticed 4chan during election, made my first trade Feb. 11th day of the dip)

>>9473948
Bogs only favor misery and destruction. Pretending to even understand how the bogs work will inevitably destroy your portfolio. Me shorting is the least of your worries now.

>>9473919
way ahead of ya lad

>>9473980
>first trade Feb. 11th day of the dip
brutal
forged in flames

>>9473951
Kneepads is made for bully and nothing else

>>9473998
rkg desires abuse from strangers above all else
yall dont understand YOURE the ones getting played here

>>9473968
Sounds like a good plan, I learned my lesson on earnings, then on go pro earnings, them got my shit set. I'm sticking with what I know till I get better at this, results have proven my strategy. We're gonna make it bro, my prob is when work is slow I get a.d.d. And will fomo into something then sell it an hour later or read a post on here from hours ago and not realize the moon mission ended till I'm bleeding out lol. Lessons learned.

>>9474012
I knew something was up whe that thing posted 4% gains this week yet only posts about shorting the SPY

>>9473992
Lol screencapped that. Got iron hands after all that

>>9474033
the poor grammer is from the one handed typing

>>9473919
I bought 50 shares of that poopoo stock for $35. I look forward to what's going to happen to it by Christmas time.

>>9473965
my strategy was to buy in vegas and to rent out for a year or two until i could sell it and double my money.. but i focused on stocks and crypto instead (which i am very happy i did) but the place i am looking at right now is not vegas.. it's in a different state and i see it having ALOT of potential... i ran through the numbers over and over and it's going to be a cash cow.. i'm familiar with the are and know how their city works.. which may sound strange but every season has their seasons and certain crowds that live there... The houses are cheap because of the people that live there but basically its a vacation destination and i can make bank on it.. honestly going to be cashing out alot of stock and crypto just to purchase in this specific location as soon as i see the property i want

> was on probation for past 3+ years, so havnt drank in a while, which caused me to stop socializing
>smoke fake week since had to drug test for the real thing
>probation ended last month
>still havnt left the house after 7pm to go hangout
>still smoke fake weed every day, 8+ times a day
>dont even want to drink ever
>still take adderall every single day, instead of 4
>never have enough motivation on days off to look for a new job or place to live


days a week like i planned when i started it

stocks is the only good thing in my life, a good 30% a year return

>>9474113
now that the bogs know we do drugs we are going to get bogged

>>9474113
nice image.. you should post it more desu

>>9474172
the bogs already know
is it even possible to trade stocks without being fucked up in some kind of way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM


>>9474175
>implying people would look at it

there arnt enough dicks or memefrogs in the pic for that

goodnight bros

see you opening bell

>>9474255
>tomorrow is thursday

>>9474247
>implying people would look at it
i did

>>9474265

Why does that make you sad?

>>9474333
>The day after tommrow is Friday

>>9474429

>>9474255
Get ready for a red ass day tomorrow.

Nikkei Up
China Down

>>9474479
There is no news to boost the market, so probably

Glad i have GUSH

>>9474615
>>9474628
Sell your gushers kid
This is a golden bull run

HMNY?

>drink whiskey during trading hours
>wake up with crushing headache
>find DRYS, NUGT and SDRL in portfolio
>Both already in the red

Oh god what have I done?

>>9473464
dude same someone told me to buy calls a few weeks ago, immedietly made like 18% return, cashed out, thanks cornanon

>>9474819
>SDRL in red
Nigger that shit's up 25%+ in one day, unless i'm too drunk to understand what you meant, but hold onto SDRL, oil is only gonna get more steep. HODL.

Ive lost so mucj fucking money on options. Bring me back tot he dividend days when I was getting 15 dollars every month...

I just need one more win... then I'll be back to normal... just one... more... win.....

Futures going down
GUYS?

>>9474811
>high volume slow growth and low volume pullback
Moon bound with some good news

>>9470210
Anyone else looking at SPG? Trading around 10x CAD and 5% dividend yield. NAV is probably close to $200 and its trading around $150.

Also, my personal channel research is showing that most of their assets are in pretty good shape

>>9475137
>I just need one more win... then I'll be back to normal... just one... more... win.....
That's the mantra of a compulsive gambler.

Ate too much jello X.X

>>9475276
I JUST NEED ONE MORE WIN AND THEN ILL STOP FOREVER

just kidding, I'm a new trader and this is my first bad streak. Sucks that I wasted 5 months of allowance money to learn how to use a stop loss.

>>9475179
>implying any changes between 4:30pm and 9am matter

Good morning /smg/

Nice try bogs, but I /hedged/

>>9474811
>>9475225
I got 10k shares of this shit. Flip a coin and I make 200-300k in two years on heads.

>>9475742
comfy gains

Earnings call today on BZUN, its dumped 11% this last week so if EPS is good expect it to rocket up 10-20%

>>9475742
>1% gain
in how much time ?

Also, in the French equity market, apart from the luxury brands (which should be bought during fire sales), I think digital entertainment content companies have an edge

eg. Ubisoft and Xilam.

>>9476484
Since opening.

>>9476484
Oh wait I misread. Started with 1800€ on February. I'm a bit above +5% since.

>>9475964
Looks like it's due for a rebound but what's with the huge dump

>>9476895
I made a thread about it earlier, but TLDR: cash burn and low funds, they had yet to tell people they had 11 months of funding in equity financing. People panic sold.

BUY ENCE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

>>9476700
nice
you have a better performance of at least 90% of the French population regarding putting one's savings into work

Good morning Smart Meals General, how was the night?

>>9477132
I got rekt by AMRS during the day (fucking yeast)
I got rekt by shorting CNYJPY (fucking chinks, fucking nip)

but all is well

>>9477105
It all started out because I had that 1800€ bonus from work I didn't want to give to the taxman, so I opened up that tax plan account. I can only gamble degenerately on french equities but all my gains are free of tax.

>>9477132
Came back from lunch, not much to do this afternoon since a plasma etching chamber I was working on went down.

>>9477132
I will let you know after BZUN APS in a few hours.

>>9477231
Kek
$CNY more manipulated than BTC
why you trade it

>>9477278
i thought the chinese gommie benevolent overlords would let the market forces decide of the valuation of CNY

>>9472211
Is that the UVXY founder guy in the background?

>>9473562
>also buffet lives there
That'd be Nebraska, dumbfuck.

>EUR going down
>industrials up
Based boring stocks

>>9470638
Speaking of Tesla, did anyone else notice St. Musk poking the bears right before preorders for the model 3 came back online?

Plan 4 2 day: little bow edition

Expect it be inside day ! Will use many good girl patterns day trade points ! Gonna milk 714 <> 724 like man prostate

>>9477978
Get Lgcy Its on a moon mission. Nice chart btw. Lol

>>9477978
is that penis in a bow

>>9477978
>good girl
You mistyped delusional and deranged tranny

Oil, bitches.

>>9478024
Should be ban worthy on a blue board

>>9478024
>>9478070
....No....

>>9477019

Price looks right I'll buy some

Put in an order for 500 HMNY got another couple hundred to play with what else is looking juicy

>>9478117
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/16/technology/moviepass-economy-startups.html

Morning all

>>9478281
morning, texas anon
used to live in houston so I feel a bond between us
I miss the food in Texas so badly

Today's hexagram: 36 - Darkening of the Light

The Judgement

DARKENING OF THE LIGHT. In adversity
It furthers one to be persevering.
The Image

The light has sunk into the earth:
The image of DARKENING OF THE LIGHT.
Thus does the superior man live with the great mass:
He veils his light, yet still shines.


...uh oh

>>9478251
It's going to be glorious in a couple years

>>9478411
it's going bankrupt before December, and this play is just to profit from a temporary short squeeze, don't forget

damn super duper mega bogged on CSCO and that treasuries "bounce". fuck

>>9472066
>not being able to drink enough to kill a small child and still wake up in time for the opening bell.
You should probably stop drinking. It's not for you.

lads should I buy some SpaceX or Coinbase stock? I have enough to qualify as an accredited investor and all that shit. Would be pretty cool to own some SpaceX

>>9478072
> he didn't dive in when I shilled it a month ago
>rapidly approaching +30% for the month, erasing losses and hitting ath

Uso hit 14.60 after hours, smashing through 14.40 resistance. Buy the a.m. dip that's inevitably coming

T. Uso options faggot

>>9478411
Buyout or bankruptcy

>>9478438
Checkem
T Uso options faggot

>>9478444
I’ve been playing the options consistently, and shilling it here. 7/20s have been consistent moneymakers.

>>9478444
I've got two calls and seven shares and I'll probably buy more.

>>9478308
The food is the one thing people always miss.

>>9478440
Loving it I'm at all time highs

>>9478501
I still want to see $18 by late June.

>>9478500
He'll yea that's been my shit, I suppose it folio looks similar to mine, Lgcy been killing it too bought a contract at open, up 18.00 already

>>9473567
If and only if you buy me a beer.

>>9478512
Doubtful, my guess is MidTeensTM
Absolute max of 17.25 it's getting more resistance as We go and considering 8ts a futures share in afraid well only have to July, unless the Saudi faggots manipulate prices for the aramco ipo which I think is gonna happen to prop it up

>>9478512
I've got a $20 Jan 2020 call that would like to see that too.

>>9478509
That was a solid trade. Some one make a new thread.

>>9478576
Thank you. Made up for my earnings fuck up thankfully haha.

>>9478546
>unless the Saudi faggots manipulate prices for the aramco ipo

My guess.

>>9478670
>>9478670
>>9478670
>>9478670

>>9478657
I think they will but at the same time they might try to do a shakedown on us beforehand then jack it up again to shake out competition. That's what I would do, thin the competition so they scale back then gap up then open the ipi before competitors can reopen and and resume production