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From last thread
>CSCO (top pick)
>TTWO (close for top pick)
>FLO
>JACK
>NTSE (Low end)
>wild card JE (huge spread in earnings)

Holy fuck it’s hot today.

>>9465589
yeah and I don't have A/C in my car

>>9465535
Fleury has been fucking beast

Pepsi

>>9465604
Fug. What state?

>>9465619
He's going to be the 2018 Stanley Cup MVP.

>>9465619

Vegas is winning the cup this year

>>9465625
same state anon, DFW area

>>9465604
oh fuck we got a poorfag in here

>>9465589
yeah i cant deal with most of the southwest this time of year. i hate being hot a lot more than i hate being cold. i think occasional bad winters up north are easier to deal with than any regular ass summer day down there

Managed to get 2 Trader naps in today

>>9465647
Former Alabamafag here. I agree completely.

based general mills

>>9465634
Fug mein bruder. What’s wrong with your ac?

>>9465647
We're having some sort of heat wave, usually doesn’t get this hot till August.

>>9465647
Originally from Minnesota, I'm fine with stupid hot,
>>9465681
not sure, compressor runs and refrigerant is at the ideal PSI just not blowing any cold air, it's probably what I get for driving a 2003 Acura

>>9465634
>living in DFW with no a/c in your vehicle

press F to pay respects

F

>>9465559

Picking up some JE

thanks m8

>>9465703
>he hasn't bought a lambo yet

>>9465706
ive heard of people in phoenix dieing from falling asleep in their car for 20mins. after having been there during august, i completely believe it to be true

>>9465703
blend door / blend door motor is broken most likely, maybe the control switch on your dash (the one that you twist to change from hot air to cold air)

the interior car temp right now is 169 degrees and I have work in like a hour

I like these vertical spread plays, a little less risky than naked puts/calls and much easier TA on the underlying. For example, I think a bearish spread on FB is a good play right now.

>>9465762

>work

pleb. do you not even trade penny stocks in your underwear or something?

>>9465703
I purposely only know enough about cars to not get fucked by the mechanic and save money by doing the easy shit myself.
I fucking hate working on vehicles and I don’t know why.

>>9465762
Wtf how can you possibly survive that? I want to die when it hits 85.
Rip Texas

Unrelated, how do you guys screen for short squeeze in general? Something about the Greeks or an advanced stock screener?

>>9465778
I wouldn't mind working on it if it wasn't fucking FWD, I had an alternator go out and had to remove several parts to get the damn thing lucky me the replacement worked and still does.
>>9465810
I'm like 7% body fat

>>9465817
>fwd
Yea fuck that. I’ve only ever owned trucks anyway.

So Nut

where can I find an introductory explanation to commodities?

WHAT ARE WE PLAYING POWER HOUR?

>>9465900
ask the AI

Nut as fuck

>>9465905
Looking at either TTWO or CSCO

>>9465853
How low do you guys think PEP is gonna go? They're still a very profitable company so it seems like they should definitely rebound. I'm thinking PEP will sink to the $90-$95 range before bouncing.

KO doesn't seem to be doing anywhere near as well as PEP is on paper these days.

>>9465810
85 is nice. 70-80 is the perfect temp to do manual labor. Below 60 and I start to feel cold.

>>9465939
Pep 150 end of next year
KO 50 end of year

>>9465939
$90. but buying here is okay

>>9465939
I'm not touching any NFL sponsors. Fuck 'em they're like cancer.

>>9465949
85 in the shade with a little breeze can be comfy

85 in the glaring sun with high humidity is miserable

is it time to buy puts on AMD?

>>9465559
how your feeling about WMT?

>>9466027
I don't even pay attention to who is or isn't an NFL sponsor... I generally just look at charts, earnings summaries of the last couple of years, and recent news.

>>9466045

Yes sir

Filled up the ol gas guzzler, goddamn. That's my USO money you fiends!

>>9466065
It doesnt matter what BagShoulder says
Buy It
Ko is the new bitcoin

Most elephants weigh less than the tounge of a blue whale

I think the HMNY squeeze is going to happen. Its costing those shorts much more to keep the price down than it is for the bulls to throw a few sheckles on a moonshot. This may be EPIC

>>9466031
Two summers ago I had to clean out a concrete drain ditch in 98 degree heat with no shade. Never again.

>>9466064
this one is a bit of a doozie, on one hand you have a solid EPS for past few quarters, however since Amazon did so well on their ER this quarter it makes me feel uncertain on WMT.
I would buy into it but only but a small chunk of your portfolio into that ER if you're going to play
Whenever I put out my top 5 picks for ER i usually just look at after-hours stuff to get a better feel for the company

>tfw turned 10k into 11k

Not bad. Took around 3 months.

This is my first time in stocks.

>>9465949
I'm good until 90 or higher kicks in

havent been here all day
lets get this shit started

>he sold the dip yesterday

>>9466148
>is going to happen.

It definitely is, just a matter of when.

>Dont buy GE at $13 they said

>>9466162
I worked on a concrete crew one summer in the DFW area, that shit was awful. It's even worse than roofing, which is terrible in its own right.

Thats not a very start to power hour

>>9466204
I hope you're selling that shit right now while it's above $15.

Ahhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Its time boys! Happy fun hour!

>>9466204

It will shilled here when it was $17.

>>9466243
nah

I sold off 80% of my GE though on the run from 14->15 though

only holding 200 shares now

>>9466262
no
I was here around easter time screaming at you all to buy
nobody listened

POWERHOUR

>3:00pm
>market drops

Right on time. Fucking kikes.

>>9466205
Yea fuck that. That’s why I like building maintenance. I may have to work outside but it’ll be occasional and I can usually put it off until the weather is better.
Before this I worked in custom audio/video. They would force us to work in attics in this heat. Thank god I was the repair tech rather than the installer so it was only occasional. Some days I thought he was gonna die.

>>9466246

slow powerhour

NOOOOO RITE AID STARTED THE BULLRUN WITHOUT ME

>>9466323
oh fucking finally i'm bag holding that dumb shit why's it running?

>>9466292
>>9466292
oh no! you better sell quick newfag

>>9466323
fuck it.. i just bought 100 shares for shits and giggles

>>9466373
I dont know but I do remeber reading that the shareholkders complained about the acquisition from albertsons so they got a better deal

>>9466323

forming the classic "Chad Staricase" pattern

why did I sell IHT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

COME ON USO
A FEW MORE CENTS AND I'M ITM

Anybody got an overnight play to look at? I was thinking of hedging my bond short with a deep ITM call to make cash on a potential gap up bleed out day again.

>>9466445
I'm going 1/4 on cisco

>>9466463
Madman, I don't think I have the stomach for earnings anymore. GPRO gutted me right out.

>>9466500
Just don't go all in so far I'm 8/9 on getting earnings right

Is /smg/ officially a sunbelt thread?

>>9466513
I can do a strangle, might be worth a shot

>>9466534

No

>>9466534
Idaho master race
>HMNY green today
It's only the beginning

>>9466555
nothing wrong with a little heat

>>9466513
you long on them?

cup the balls pattern forming on the 5 minute spy chart, we're closing at the high of the day.

Buy Clorox Company

off to my 9.62/hr job see ya /smg/ :>)

>>9466445
Looking steady, she'll break out by next week I can feel it
T.uso options faggot

Put a strangle on CSCO, should be fun

>>9466659
Have a good time, my fellow wagecuck

>>9466659
Fuck, I just got home from mine, stay strong bro

>Buffet dumps IBM
>IBM is green
hahaha get fucked warren

>>9466716
Comfy he announced that 3 weeks ago

>>9466659
Fuck I don’t feel so bad for making $15.

>>9466727
>mfw

>>9466659
have fun wagy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VISA WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

Somebody give me some sweet meme stocks to lose money on.

No stocks that already popped in the last 6 months. Not falling for that shit again and holding ADMP bags for goddamn year.

>mfw I'm only down 7% today
It's all up from here lads

Hey I just saw this here thread on /pol/ and it is saying that there volcano in hawaii could blow up with a force to hit the california in a tsunami that would be 300 miles high and as wide as your mom. how can we hedge to profit on this happening?

>>9466766
CARV

>Finally back above my initial investment after disastrous BB earnings play
>can't cash in because of (((pdt)))
It hurts anons...
>feelzzz.jpeg

>>9466779

>wide as my mom

seriously doubt that one kiddo

>>9466779
OPTT

>>9466766
OGZPY

>>9466779
Real estate?

so we long on cisco? i dont wanna do a strangle

>>9466836
Wtf, who wants to buy your beach front property that's 30ft underwater and full of corpses and trash???

>>9466659
$0.03 less than I, sorry mate

>>9466534
No, Michigan here

>>9466204
Better than holding, I jumped out when their last CEO left
Bagholded them when it was $30 a piece, kept on buying more after it fell from $32
Ended up making a nice profit, $2-$3 per share, then watched it fall all year smuggly

>>9466845
meh... not feelin it

>>9466845
They will miss earnings and plummet to join Symantec in tech sector time-out

>>9466779
Bottled water and disaster supplies?

>>9466851
>>9466858
FUCK LOGIC

>>9466845
I did a strangle, did I make a mistake I'm not seeing? UH OH

>>9466847
Real estate for the refugees. They’re gonna have to go somewhere.

>>9466850
>tinder match
GET OFF MY WEBSITE YOU FILTHY NORMIE

>>9466872
i just dont like doing strangles when vol is this high. eats your already weaker gainz

>>9466766
SND and SDRL

>>9466766
BGFV

look at this gif for 1 min then look away

>>9466876
I actually missed out on some sick gainz because I’m a brainlet sometimes. After hurricane Ike washed away high island an acre of land was around $1000. Was gonna buy and park an RV for fishing but I didn’t for some reason. Now a single lot can go for $70k. Fml

>>9466871
Atta boy.

Make a hotdog and eat it right now

>>9466930
>1 min
i don't got time for that

>>9466930

SEAAADRILLL

>>9466952
i hedged with one put because im a chicken shit and im tired of losing everything

>>9466860
majority of their current water is already bottled or shipped in
cant make a pipeline across an ocean

maybe a commodity that is included in disaster supplies?
or short pineapples and coffee
they are a huge net exporter of bottled water already, any bottled water coming into or out of the usa on the west coast goes through hawaii

>>9466996
I'm up 15%! Wtf do I do?

>tfw power hits the spot juuuuusssst right

Namaste Technologies making a nice rally off the open low today. Aurora/Medreleaf getting justed and I'm watching closely for oversold conditions + good entry setup. Shareholders are spooked about all the dilution from Aurora's katamari ball acquisition style, thus the red. Aurora will be the largest LP in the country (and world) when that Medreleaf deal goes through though. Keeping a sharp eye on it for cheap shares.

>>9467051

sell and look for the next. don't be like me i was up 38% on RAD and held, falling for the "it's gonna double" meme

Just made 2 hotdogs and immediately threw them back up
Fucking GIN

>>9467032
Pasta and tomato’s. Liitsrally all that’s in the civi MREs they hand out. All I ate for two weeks during Hurricane Harvey.

>>9467006
I'll check in on you tomorrow, champ. We're gonna make it.

>>9466885
>Implying I've ever messaged or gone on a date with any tinder girls

Garunteed my match is with some fat otaku, some ghetto thot, or someone who's almost twice my age
Or a bot

Yusssss
Dump you filthy swine!

someone talk me out of buying more calls on CSCO

QUICK

>>9467071
aaaaahhhh what if it doubles tho!!!
probably good advice tho aaaahhhhh!!!1!

>>9467107
nvm i did it anyways
fuck having a savings anyways

>>9467114
SDRL is probably unironically undervalued as heck

How to I short B00mers?
Example of the retarded boomers I deal with in my international relations class

>>9467104
When I think of Reluctant Kneepad Girl, I think of poverty and failure!

>>9466910
I made a mint off SDRL back in the day. Should I buy before or after bankruptcy?

>>9466927
Nice.

>>9466786
>CARV
This is puzzling, but interesting because cause it's apparently a tiny bank in New York that has'nt turned a profit since it went public and it's 77% insider ownership. Why this thing? I could almost buy a seat on the board of directors.

>>9466824
I'm retarded when it comes to the oil market and I'm always 3 steps behind. I hate oil stocks so much.

>>9467114

well then don't sell it. i wish you the best but if you end up bag holding you'll get a free lesson in opportunity cost, like me. i know i learned to not try to maximize and be happy leaving in the green. doing that more often is more important than getting everything out of 1 moon mission

>>9467147
SDRL is already coming out of bankruptcy and they are actually selling shit now

>>9467061

aaaaawwwwww yeah. Namaste turning a head & shoulders deny in to a cup formation now.

>>9467119
This might be a bad play, do a spread, its safer and your losses are capped at purchase

>>9467071
>its gonna double

Anyone in on CSCO o TTWO? They report shortly.

>>9467141

>>9467123
First of all they weren't throwing bombs they were throwing mozel tov cocktails. It was like a big party. Second of all Jerusalem is and always will be the capital of Israel period.

+0.29% today
Not Bad but not great

>>9467222
Short CSCO. I need the rush.

>>9467170
WHAT IS THIS LOGIC?
NO
GIMME PAIN
OR GAIN

i bought a couple puts to hedge in case anyways
couldnt help myself

>>9467123
Doesn't seem too retarded to me except for the tone being a bit biased and contrarian (hurr, muh fake news). They could've easily conveyed the same message without attacking the New York Times and basically calling it a propaganda rag.

>>9467245
Bear here too on cisco.

>>9467123
but they're right anon.
it would be like oklahoma deciding to move their capital and mexicans lobbing grenades at the border because they don't like that

HEAR getting rekt

>>9467277
If you're bullish shortsell an out of the money call to hedge rather than a put. Less impact on volatility

Good day today

>>9467245
you nigger
i thought you were long?

>>9467312
Nice gains homie; I closed all my longs today at the top for once.

>>9467306
is it still up 900% since March?

>>9467309
if i could sell options contracts do you think id be gambling on randumb ERs? FACK NO

HMNY GOING TO MOON AFTER HOURS

futures mooning

>>9467358

fuck you

kek
i dont even know wtf is going on in CSCO AH
did they blow it?

>>9467338
yeah but you could have made +2 dollars per share shorting it powerhour

>>9467141

>closed above $35k

feels good man

>>9467317
Why would I be long if I think they'll tank?

>>9466308
You were saying?

>>9467391
The call came.

>>9467406
I fucking hate you

>>9467389
Shut up leaf, go beg for a job from Mr. Ching Chong

>>9467437
Kneepads is autistic; but doesn't seem like a bad person at least. Whatever gender it may be.

>>9467449

It's not mooning you fucking dipshit

kys

>>9467469
You know pretty good English for being from Beijing. It's just accumulating, I'm sure it'll moon tomorrow.

Fake cisco dump
end of power hour itll be in the green, Watch this

>>9467418
Thats the daily short cover at the end of the day from the day-traders/hedgies. Banks arent buying this shit like they were before volpocalypse.

>>9467491
power hour is over, it's happy hour time now.

>>9467412
kek
mustve mixed ya with another guy

my puts will look GR8 tho
should be about fucking even

Hope you morons bought the 3M dip to 199 today
Oh you didnt notice it? Heh, tough break

>>9467491
what on fucking earth makes you say that? they look like theyre getting nuked. is this a headfake?

Comfy ass music on this TTWO call. Can't wait for my boy Zelnick to knock it out of the park again. Show em the bills Strauss!

>>9467515
Cheers, fuck logic.

>CSCO

fml

>>9467546
i will be very fucking upset if it ends up directly in the middle of my strangle though

SDRL will hit .80 tomorrow

>>9467406
>out preformed by a retarded tranny.

>>9467539
Thats for me to know and you to find out

>>9467549
classic "beat earnings and then crash anyway" pattern

>>9467549
>>9467560
>>9467587
It's probably going to hit even by tomorrow's open

>>9467577
ha yeah im so fucked this week from AMRS and now CSCO. think i gotta just walk away for the week. rest of my shits hedged. cant just sit here and bet in a hole. thats retarded

>>9467580
were fucked lad. hate to say it

>>9466115
>KO is the new bitcoin

>>9467616
Im not actually in CSCO, but the dump just reminds me of the times Ive seen the Dump to Pump in after hours

I sold my WMT call and put a smaller bet on CSCO, but fuuuuuuuuuuck me

Based today: Pep, BUD
Not based: KO, TAp
have the students become the master?

>sold sdrl yesterday

Bye TTWO.

>>9465647
north dakota here. the cold isn't so much the problem, even when it's -10F. it's the wind that really hurts and makes it feel like -30F to -60F.

If cisco goes to 42 tommrow Im going hardcore
Ive seen this rebound too hard on dips

>>9467775
oof

>>9467775
Dat gap down

>>9467611
long strangle, so this is exactly what im afraid of

>>9467775
wtf? I thought gaming was the future?

Oil and gas better stay flat for the rest of the week. That's the only spread I have right now I might have to do something with. Lucky for me I took the XOP and if I have to I can close the short call and keep the long call and hopefully still make some money on the thing when it comes time to sell on Friday.

HMNY crashing hard tomorrow. Set a $0.25 limit order.

>>9467849
Oil and gas won't stay flat.

>>9467946

if that actually happens i will literally sell everything i have at a loss and go all in

>>9467947
You don't fucking know that.

After hours 41.64 +0.090 (0.22%)

YEAH GO IN THE MIDDLE OF MY STRANGLE YOU FAGGOT ILL THROTTLE YOU TO DEATH CISCO YOU FAGGOT FUCK

I CANT EVEN REMEMBER IF YOU MAKE BUTTER OR COMPUTERS

>>9467537

god damn you Nico poster

>>9467775
I like the company
But its stock 's valuation is too stretched
GTA Online is their only consistent cash cow

And their business model is pretty equivalent to that of movie majors, which is quite risky imo

>>9468013
BOGGED

>>9467849
Agreed need to lock in these gains before bogging. Finally recovered losses after last months assblasting

>>9468033
i mean im mostly just being melodramatic. if i can off my puts tomorrow below 43.50 and i can just wait and see if this is a LOLNOPE U THOT THIS CRAHSHED NAH WE BUY NAO maneuver. probably fucking not gonna go that smoothly

Uso to 14.50 by friday screenfag this
T.uso options faggot
Made 110. Out of a 625 dollar account in last month :)

>>9468144
im strongly considering going full retard and just putting all of my portfolio on oil, and hedging against myself. next time it crashes i guess

so fucking sick of equities market and its retardations

>>9468174
>>9468144
>Buying oil at 70+
You realize this shit isnt on sale right?

>>9468174
Literally doing this auy akg corn thx to you lol and hmny and sdrl Wti and Lgcy
For real check Lgcy, made 18 on one contract today, the growth has been full retard up 300% this quarter. Recovered all my losses in less than 3 weeks (495 back up to 630. Initial inv. Of 625)

Which is the best crypto exchange to use and why? like which is most popular and things? I'm new to this and so far from what I've researched:

Etoro
Coinbase
GDAX

>>9468223
May not be but the patterns are free money for now, plus we got June, July till any sort of considerable price drop.

>>9468223
i just mean trading it. not necessarily all long or short etc.

>>9468256
>cryptocancer
Do stocks instead fuck that pajeetmemery

>>9468241
i think the corn will be good for another two or three weeks.

I dunno we got the shit post in a few weeks, feeling oil will probably peak in less than 2 months, long or short gold is definitely going to be a great meme once we watch what it does at that resistance tread line. I'm just going to stick with this new strategy until I make in and then go into phase two of the strategy.

>>9468270
give me a quick run down please. What's a 1 exchange fits all? What if I want to do crypto and stocks? GDAX or Etorro or what?

>>9468256
oh dude Based

>>9468283
I got one call sitting atm. It's in the red but I gave a month out so I'm comfy, shoulda listened earlier on but ill get a quick copout. Idk when to jump ship on Lgcy I got 5 shares yet up 8.50 lol

have 88 euros spare. give me something high risk high reward

>>9468305
No idea I can't into crypto too much work during day binance is ok tho

Jack in the Box droppe too

>>9468321
im down so fucking incredibly much this week
its absolutely ridiculous.
of course all my options that i just placed today are nice and hedged, so ill be able to get my easy low risk gains again. but i shouldnt have bothered with that stupid ER. ah well

I want to buy the CSCO dip.

>>9468348
bro short every major institution before earnings
if they're a staple stock, just fucking short

nothing will please this market

>>9468348
nor that other stupid ER

>>9468365
thats what ive done quite a bit this season. prolly lost about 30% just from retardations like this. cant do it anymore.

>>9468342
i checked binance and the code wording on the shares and currencies is a bit confusing to me, atleast GDAX seems a bit more simplified

>>9468365
Dont actually do this

>he isn't investing in brick and morter, small and honest companies
Keep wasting your money on (((tech))) stocks, /smg/

Thoughts on cnk?...it just went go up

Reminder that price moves after earnings are basically random

>>9468468
Fuck Boot Barn I get ads everywhere now for boots because of you

I thought TTWO was tanking. Now it's at 114.00 aftermarket.

>>9467981
That'll make you too late for $0.25, but anything under $1 would be incredible, considering its going to run over $7.

Wait since SPY closed on one of them bull hammer candle thingys doesn't that mean like 99 times out of 99 times we're going to gap the fuck up at open?

>>9468499
Boot Barn is the last white mans clothing company left in America

>>9468516
if it was that easy, there'd be algos buying up SPY calls at 3:59 when that happened

fact is, market is a crapshoot

>>9468503
You know how many nignogs buy shark cards every week with their ebt money? Gtaonline prints.money.

>>9468305

I use etoro: 90% stocks 10% crypto. do most my crypto on binance because spreads are shocking on etoro for cryp. It's good for stocks though.

>>9468529
Duluth Trading too

Where are the $7 AMD fags at? I was calling buy buy buy in the thread at $10 and some shitbrain actually had the nerve to say it was trash.

oh good now mongoloids are buying up CSCO
cant fucking win

>>9468547
Can confirm, I only see whites coming in and out of it

>TTWO

that's some bog tier shit

>>9468532
They did though.

>>9468529
>boot barn holdin
>inventories each year

I dont know about this one

>>9468534
lmao it's like nothing happened. Was at like 106.something after hours. I wonder how it will react tomorrow.

>>9465559
>>9465714

thanks again lad.

>CSCO
I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>>9468577

Pretty much. Nice digits by the way checked.

>>9467358
Hold through the dip and you'll make like $25k before the end of the month.

>>9468585
Their advertising is pretty based

>>9468625
its still fucking fucked dont tease me

>>9468529
>designer jeans
>fancy dress boots
>brand new jackets and shirts

Bullshit, I want to see what the clothes look like after wearing them through a few months of working on the farm / ranch.

>>9468639
YEAH IVE SEEN THE ADS
I GET PLENTY OF BOOT BARN ADS, DONT YOU WORRY ABUT THAT

>>9468529
these two people could easily be mexicans

>>9468553
I bought 2000 shares at an average price of $9.80 this last dip.

>>9468643
double bogged

god
after hours earnings reports are such a fucking meme

they should all be done at noon

>>9468658
Nice choice. Hold till end of 2018 at least.

>>9468639

>>9468668
huh i didnt even get that spike on my chart
thought you were just fucking with me

>>9468687
Bogs bought 1 share

>>9468672
it makes sense though
AH is easier to manipulate than open market

>>9468675
I'm thinking about it, Intel's manufacturing process is fucked and AMD's new chips are pretty great. If AMD is able to surpass Intel's single core performance next refresh like they're projecting then I could see them becoming a very profitable company. It's gonna take Intel several years to come up with a new architecture and process to catch up.

>>9468672

SEC would have to do away with halts

>>9468657
Cowboy culture was adopted from Mexican vaqueros in the Southwest

>>9468712
idk wtf is going on right now. some cunt just bought like 100k. its trading about as much as it was in regular hours. someones accumulating/dumping (or both i dont fucking know). i think im not gonna look and just set it to close the straddle on the close tomorrow or friday.

>>9468751
damn that's a loose cunt

>>9468553
that was me. buying puts in the morning

>>9468751
>Cowboy culture was adopted from Mexican vaqueros in the Southwest
does this make all cowboys the spic version of wiggers?
spiggers?

>>9468749
thats a good point

>>9468781
BOOT has a thriving womens clothing line and is expanding in ecommerce

>>9468857
I DONT WANT TO BUY BOOT BARN

>>9468668
OH COME ON. Fucking gay market.

>>9468646
Wrangler jeans are the gold standard when it comes to durability.

>>9468857
Fuck off, ya pedo freak.

>>9468925
My dad wears Wranglers. I prefer Dickies myself.

>>9468553
im buying puts on that thing.. it's going to $7

>>9468487
or investors are looking at more data than earnings per share

only 3 minutes to Lunch hour ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7j2555XTeQ&feature=youtu.be

I got bored so I started a weekly /smg/ podcast to cover our autism, I'll post a new one every wednesday after hours. Link related.
Plz give suggestions on what segments I should include next week.

>>9469218
Was at gamestop today, the clerk asked me if I wanted to donate to autism awareness, I audibly laughed and he kind of looked at me weird. I would have figured gamestop employees would be 4chan users for sure. Guess not.

>>9468827
Got some myself.

>>9469218
I feel a green nikkei coming

>>9469235
>at gamestop
Just why?

>>9469267
It was right next door to the place I was eating, also I prefer buying the physical copy of games over digital. If the internet goes out, all of your digital games are lock and you can't play them. That's fucking bullshit and I will have none of it.

but really, how does Relecutant kneepad girl do it?

>>9469338
Mt dew, Doritos, and blowjobs

>>9469218
You definitely need to keep this going, we need a news network to keep us updated on /smg/ events.

>>9468751
>yfw never compete with the bld

>>9469218
keep up the work

>>9469218
Pretty good.

>>9469511
>>9469587
I started it because I want to cover /smg/ when the market melt down hits. It will be amazing

>>9469218
Keep this up for a few years and you can replace Cramer.

>>9469639
Seriously, Cramer only gets it right about 25% of the time. Hell, i'm even doing better than that.

Going dark for a bit boys. At my /shithole/ second job, be on around 11.
T. Uso options faggot

>>9469218
lol ALT isn't going to get delisted anytime soon good one tho

>>9469693
I can tell you are very emotionally attached to this stock. I swear ALT bagholders are like cultists. Hopefully it pumps to your average long enough for you to get out.

>>9469711
kek

>>9469218
kek
i needed that

>>9469711
i already sold some today and am buying more if it dips further really shitty trade but i don't like to not make money

>>9465535
Hi.
I'm new to /biz/ and stock markets, etc.
Is the stock market legit? Is it a good way to make money?
How do I get started?
Is there a book, website, infograph that can help me understand the basics and what not?

>>9469786
It's better than crypto but all of the ways to get money quickly are basically gambling

I'd suggest reading every article on Investopedia. If you're low on money, practice with paper trading. Definitely practice before using options because those are tricky (but lucrative!)

>>9469639
>>9469693
>>9469603
>>9469740
I'm glad you guy's mildly liked it :^)
Time to go feast on tendies in celebration

>>9469786
IS THERE AN INFOGRAPH HE SAYS

>>9469836
its gonna have to be the cheap tendies for me tonight

too bad cuz i had my whole plan and was sticking to it, only to jump into an ER gambit last minute because i was bored. need to start closing my platform after i make my trades. everything else looks fine. wouldve had a green day tomorrow. prolly not anymore,

goddamn you CSCO you fucking faggot

>>9469871
Wow homophobia. Back to >>>/r/eddit

>>9469853
he needs just some meme BUY THIS SHITCOIN image that can get re-re-re-reeeposted every day

you know, like this thread used to do for AMRS

I want to buy the Jack dip

>>9469786
>infograph
This nigga said infograph

LMAO


But seriously, at first approach the market like warren buffet in terms of value.. but trade the market like Ray Dalio.

>>9469218
You have a nice voice

t. Lunch bro

>>9469853
send him the memebubble graph

>>9469893
N I G G E R S
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>>9469871
I did literally the same thing, bought an OTM weekly call on Cisco five minutes before close like a degenerate gambler

>>9469930
>>9469853
>>9469786

>>9469931
ATLEAST YA DIDNT BUY FUCKING THREE OF EM

>>9469940
this won't be the first time earnings options fuck me bad

you'd think I would learn though

>>9469940
WHAT

I'm glad I did an even strangle but holy fuck the theta on these is shit

>>9469962
>you'd think I would learn though
i am apparently incapable of this

last night i swore off equities
not even 24hrs later im gambling on fucking CSCO of all goddamn companies. with any luck itll get bogged down, ill sell my put, and ill baghold till expiry for some completely out of character moon mission. but FUCK

>>9469983
the vega will suck too if IV calms down. cant fucking win

>>9469835
>>9469853
>>9469924
>>9469937
Lol, thanks anyway.
I'll check out Investopedia.
I just want to understand this more.

>>9469786
First and foremost, you are going to want to get familiar with the word faggot very quickly.

>>9470011
what do you want to understand? theres alot of people here that will tell you what to do and what not to do.

What kind of investing do you want to do? short term? long term? speculation?

>>9470020
Understood.

>>9470037
>What kind of investing do you want to do? short term? long term? speculation?
I don't know.
I don't even know what those terms are referring to in terms of investing.
I'm coming in blind and I just want to get started.

>>9470080
first get a broker, if you are in U.S. maybe just use robinhood for now since it's free.

then think about your goals with investing are you doing it for retirement or are you going to be doing it for fun? or are you going to try and make a living doing it?

>>9470080
read books
go to pdf thread
grab books
read them

if youre a total faggotretard i recommend that wyckoff book "how i invest in stocks and bonds". its old as shit but its pretty basic and enjoyably written

>>9469218

OH NO OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>9470146
>>9470162
Thanks, I'll check them out.
Have any of you been successful with the stock market?

>>9469218
you should add charts to that video and nonchalantly draw penises and boobs on the charts while explaining the price action, as well as things like pepes and wojacks but all nonchalantly

>>9470210
New thread its dying

>>9470146
What's even the benefit of using a "real" broker over Robinhood? I have a TD Ameritrade account for trading warrants, but other than that and level 2, I haven't seen anything that makes it worth it to spend $7 for every trade. I just use my Robinhood account for basically everything and still get to use level 2 while not even actually using my td account.

>>9470262
>What's even the benefit of using a "real" broker over Robinhood?
i trade alot of pennystocks in OTCmarkets so.... also the charting, orderflow, order execution. They also have alot of tools, news, chatrooms and other things that could benefit you in the long run imo, but if you're a poorfag or just starting then sure.. maybe just use robinhood.