/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9425864
You're a sad, lonely man, aren't you?
Glad you have money OP, because that's probably all you're ever going to have.
Good luck.

>>9425864
nice blog

Are those really lamborghini's parked up FOR the 2018 Bitcoin consensus ?

nice larp

>>9425864

Lol I know this is bait but you are pure scum if you dont give your friend at least half.

>inb4 ancaps/spookposters get mad

Also post some fucking evidence you're rich, idiot

>>9425864
Holy fuck you’re probsbly fat as fuck and lonley to write up a larp like this. Natural selection will wipe people like you from our genetic make up in 10,000 years

>>9425864
Nice larp, kys

If not a larp post address

why so mad? Literally everybody wants to be your friend.

>>9425995

Yeah, seriously, why the anger at everyone else? Apparently even though you've got money coming out of your ass, you'll never be a happy person. Good luck with that.

Oh boy! It's story telling time!

>>9425864
So in summary
> lucked out.
> has no idea what's going on.
> will be left holding frozen bags and have no clue what actually happened.
> easy come easy go.
Good talk anon. Maybe the world actually is a little bit JUST after all.

>>9426079
oh yeah, I've still got 1300 bcashes.

>>9425864
if it's true why are you posting a pic of bitmex owner car?
kek nice larp poorfaggot

>you're going to slave all your life for half of what op's got effort free with pure luck
what a life

>>9426111
If you were smart enough to get in that position, then it's not just luck.

>>9425864
wtf, this pathetic basedboy story actually made me jealous

>>9425864
Literally none of this is true. Time to stop posting, son.

>>9425864
>>9425864
who cares, it's not your achievement, you should be grateful to your friend and sucks his cock every evening

>>9425929
For what? Dude gave away 500 BTC when they were useless and continued to play with his own stack. If he didn't give his friend that 500 BTC, they sure as hell wouldn't be worth 24M today. He isn't owed 12M...he isn't owed anything.

>>9425864
Prove it or gtfi larper

>>9426381
His friend gave him 25 million dollars and hes a big enough asshole that he won't help his friend who made him. Its like kids leaving their parents who raised them to die in their own feces.

>>9426381

Because if not for his friend, he wouldnt have the money. It's just being a decent human being

Plus it'd be fun

>>9425864
> Go to blockchain conferences
> Girls
C- bad larp

tl:dr

kys larping fag

>>9425864
If this is real, congratulations (I guess). You made it without doing anything. I am dealing with 1k in crypto, and probably I am not going to make it, which is kind of fun because I started mining BTC years ago, but my HDD died.

>>9426561
Actually girls on blockchain conferences are hot. Most likely business college students looking for daddy. Other part of OP's story is bullshit.

>>9425864
This is the equivalent of winning the lottery and deluding yourself into thinking you are a Jeff Bezos-tier businessman.

OP sit down and enjoy your millions quietly, you're just embarrassing yourself.


One day one of these "cock whores" will tell their boyfriend Tyrone how much money you have and you will be tortured until you give up your private keys

>>9426515
Well the story is a LARP, but if it isn't....no. His friend did not give him 24M. He gave him 500 BTC when they were useless. Mostly it was luck and forgetting about them it that got him to 25M. If his friend didn't give him those BTC, they would have been spent the same as the rest of his stack a long time ago. If his friend isn't a millionaire....those extra 500 BTC from years ago wouldn't have made him one.

LARP written like a LARP is LARP.

>>9425864
ahahahah, if true you are a fucker, made 24 mill mainly thanks to your friend and don't give nothing back? Give him back 500 btc bastard

>>9426626
8% of the audience last I looked. Unless you count booth girls, literal whores without sex, It's a numbers game.

>>9426521
It's random. If I give you tooth fairy money and you forget about it for 5 years, then buy a lottery ticket that makes you rich, am I entitled to half your winnings?

>>9426647
not like op could prove he had a wallet with 500 btc or anything

>>9426687
500 is close to half your stack if you aren't larping. You didn't win the lottery with a tooth fairy gift.
Deluded or trolling or both.

>Have no idea what blockchain is nor do I care
>Invest BTC into ICO's being shilled
>Sell around 18k
>oh yeah, I've still got 1300 bcashes.

4/10 larp. At least make it look believable.

I'd like to see some poor soul trying to sell 500Btc worth of shitcoins on Etherdelta.

Someone on reddit gave me 1000 XLM in 2014. XLM wasn't worth anything then. I forgot about them until last Dec. Sold at .85 cents and bought VEN at $2.00. Sold VEN at $7, etc. Those 1000 XLM have made me a thousand dollars by now. I don't feel like I own the guy who gave them too me anything. Not OP and not a larp.

>>9426798
* a few thousand dollars.

>>9426798
yes this is normal story. I for example bought 20 Eth with 15 Eur per Eth. Then sold 19.8 Eth with 100% profit thinking how great it was. Then forgot that wallet only until december to return and found 0.2 Eth and I was happy second time.

>>9426687
His friend pretty much has given away his lottery ticket, not just money

>>9425864

>That larp life

Quality post.

>>9426848
I think you missed the point of the story. The point is, gifted crypto in the past does not warrant a return after gains.

>>9426798
Congrats but the situation is a bit different. If the guy was a close friend who gave you 1000 XLM and then you forgot about it for 5 years. You know your friend is wagecucking and broke and suddenly your XLM was worth $5M, would you give your friend any?
Maybe just a token $1M saying I sold most of it at 10 cents but held on to a bit.

>>9425864
Now you made it sort your friend out too.

>>9426862
Not really. His friend has BTC. It's not like he gave the only 500 he had. The 500 he gave away wouldn't be 24M in his bank account...he would have sold it at .10 cents or whatever along with the rest of the BTC he was playing with back then.

Practicing gratitude is healthy though.

>>9426899
No, I would not.

>>9425864
Nice post op, I came here for salty late adopters who bought my bags at ath.

>>9425864
L A R P

Ok. I'll bite.

If you meet up with me in the next hour I'll buy you a beer.

Want to know if you're the dumb neet fuck I think you are.

>>9425995
>Literally everybody wants to be your friend
There's a difference between wanting to be your friend, and wanting your money

>>9425864
You feel superior just because you got extremely lucky in life? I don't get it.

Probably a larp.

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>>9426969
Pretty shitty 'friend' then.

>>9425893
That and the cock whores. Were you even reading his LARP?

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>>9425864
Come on OP.

I don't have all day and would love to hear about all these cock whores you're meeting here.

>>9427070
The relationship is ruined either way. If he's anything like you he would feel entitled to my money....so it's not really a gift is it? 1M isn't shit, and he'd eventually resent me for only giving him 20%. 5M goes fast too when you're fucking giving it away.

>>9426633
You don't really accept something as yours until you do something with it. He completely forgot about them for years he only cares now that he's rich. His friend wouldn't have given him the 500 btc unless he thought they would be worth alot of money in the future and because he wanted to help his friend. For all you know his friend got robbed of his btc. Having another address with 500 bitcoins would have helped alot.

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>>9426687
Stop entertaining this obvious larp

>>9426633
If he sold the 500 bitcoins for ethereum I'd agree with you but he did nothing bot hold on to what his friend origionally gave him.

>>9427182
This is good. Lets keep the story going, since OP has bailed. He was robbed of his BTC and asked OP about those 500 BTC because he was just diagnosed with cancer and is uninsured.

>>9426969
Honestly I just feel sorry for you that you’ve never had a friend that you’d want to do that for. If I had $5m+ then there’s no way I’d let my best friend wagecuck for the rest of his life, regardless of whether he even helped me get it or not. What is the point of even having that much money if you’re just going to be a lonely sack of shit who pushed away his family and friends

I like to think of everybody in my life as a beggar. As soon as they start speaking all I can see is incentive and motive. On the flip side I've slept with most of my female acquaintances. Only to never give them a second look again.

>>9427292
you must really be a sad sack of shit to be writing up this fantasy story on a laotian shrimp farming board

>>9427276
Nobody ever mentioned family. Family is the reason I would not give my fucking money away to someone from the past who isn't owed. Like I said above....in this situation, the friendship is ruined either way. Family first. I'm not interested in taking care of grown adults who misplayed their own hand...I have my own kids to worry about.

>>9427242
The point is you don't know what happened so you can't say having 500 bitcoins wouldn't have helped him.

>>9427361
Do you think I owe the redditor who game me 1000 XLM in 2014 money today? Why or why not?

>>9425864
if not larp, then yea I'm jelly. would never be your friend though. in fact I'd never befriend rich people if I'm poor

>>9427323
to add here that if you want to make a shitty larp like this believeable next time you would have at least included the taxes and not claim to "have 24m"

>>9427359
>the friendship would be ruined either way
Oh so your friendships are broken anyway, it all makes sense now

>>9425864
>whilst
Good for you, you cheeky bastard. Didja get your teeth fixed with some of Her Majesty's Pounds? Can you get a loicense to own a butter knoife with that kind of money?

>>9427429
rich friends are mostly faggots anyway, better to keep your old friends and larp as a poorfag

>>9427464
Some of you guys are really butt hurt about this aren't you? Money always ruins friendships in real life.

OP's post has been an unarguable success they don't say it be like it is but it do.

>>9427394
1000 XLM is not a life-changing amount of money. It's not unreasonable to keep it because you'll still have to keep your job, pay bills etc...

20m is "I never have to do anything I don't want to do ever again" type of money. Now, if this LARP had 500 btc and turned it into 20m through smart buys and sells and whatnot, I wouldn't say his friend is entitled to any of it. Really his friend isn't entitled to anything since it was a gift. However, if a friend gave you what eventually became the seed money (and probably set you on this path in the first place) tossing him even 5% would be a life-changing amount for the friend, and you'd still be rich as fuck.

But this is just a sweaty larper. Fucking sage