/biz/ - Business & Finance

Which stock do I dump 100k in

>>9361528
CARV

>>9361528
AMRS

WTF is NVDA doing

Oh my god NVCN, glad I only dropped $25 in it for fun.

>>9361528
KO

>>9361509
We had a good day anons. Best of luck tomorrow.

>>9361528
Aphria (TSX:APH)

>>9361528
trips decide

well shit
UNIT ER consensus was .62
its report was .62
do i have to wait till tomorrow to see if i get bogged?

>>9361528
Maybe put some into BILI, it was recommend by Montly Fool if I recall correctly.
Or some defense companies if you believe the tension will only increase.

>>9361557
>trips decide
ok
UNIT
so that my calls will be ITM tomorrow for sure
BUY

>>9361528
T

>>9361555
>Digits of truth
Just bought 555k thx

>>9361528
yo im founding a company. shoot me an email

>>9361555
looks like we got a winner

>>9361621

6969buttfuckergayfag @ nigger.org

GoPro

come on NVDA i need you to go hard in either direction

>>9361528
I'm going all in on Theranos

Why is RH such shit at posting earnings?

>>9361637
Are you a trap, you havent answered

>>9361642
Thanks!

>>9361637
kiss your money goodbye

>>9361672
99% of "girls" on 4chan are traps

>>9361672
It's a 300 lb dude, lets be serious anon.

>>9361674
market looks confused to NVDA results...

>>9361697
Yeah this shit is back even now, PICK A DIRECTION

>>9361709
the only winners are the options writers

should have sold the puts and calls instead of buying them

>>9361672
The only trap will be the AIDS you get from sticking it in someone you met off a Taiwanese scooter centric origami webforum.

>>9361528
GE

>>9361726
this but unironically

>>9361709
at least your ER play is moving in a direction
the fucking suspense is killing me

>>9361683
>>9361685
its a real girl
I remeber she sucked comfys penis

>>9361737
No, """she""" offered but i'm three states away >:(

>>9361735
We call this the straddling dildo of insecurities

who bought shopify?

>>9361672
>mfw asked am trap
>>9361681
>mfw didn't take 50% profits @ 5.91 ;cancel sell order even

aaaand NVDA is red

>>9361775
Forgot pic

Did anyone else buy HEAR yesterday?

>>9361775
>tfw no red OR green dildo
feelsbatman

>>9361772
That dude would have tied you up, thrown you in the trunk of his car, and then killed you in the woods somewhere. Good thing you didn't meet up.

>>9361672
Neck yourself for giving the namefag attention

>>9361683
>>9361685
>>9361718
I just want to know if I should bully it or not
>>9361788
Yes or a no?

>>9361802
YAY
i got a new dildo!

>>9361806
Sounds hot. I get to die without offing myself, 10/10 I'm down

NO MAN NO. DAMN IT NVDA.

>>9361835
This is 4chin everyone gets bullied equally faggot

>>9361837
pic related

>>9361835
Nah, kneepad is like a severely autistic little brother that has it so bad that bullying just doesn't seem right.
>>9361859
NVDA beat convincingly though, tomorrow will be big.

>>9361859
should have sold

Me pharma company (AVXL) earns call now
It orge ;_;

>>9361876
feed me MOAR green dildos

>>9361895
If its so beat, why red dildo?

Im strangled so ill make a killing either way.

Grabbed that EPH IPO. Feels good.

>>9361895
Hope so. Right now, nvidia is crashing my tech stocks with no survivors.

Will TBT moon tomorrow?

>>9361953
Every big company that beats earnings as of late goes red for a little bit and then moons the next week. They beat earnings buy .60 for fucks sake quit panicking.

Can someone take a look at my options? How screwed am I?

>>9361988
i got some calls on TLT for tomorrow. i think its gonna gap up

>>9362000
who knows on the VIX play, but the others dont seem too bad. you got some time. the worst thing you can do imo is chicken out on options

>>9362000
Thanks for using a trip so that I can identify any terrible advice you might give

>>9362000
just lay off em for a while until you see some green in your current plays

>>9362000
You have plenty of time on your options, however, why the hell did you choose something as random as the bank of scotland? UVXY you're going to lose your ass on in my opinion.

>>9361555
Yeah that'll do alright over the next few weeks. Possibly 30% or better. Don't long hodl it though. Weeds stocks can and do bleed profusely without notice.

>>9361907
what made you look at Avanex and think it was a good buy?

>>9362052
VIX is way too hard to predict. i have some 16 strike calls on it as a hedge. i think 20 is way too high, but it could just as easily happen overnight

>>9362043
ur welocme friend. Poverty drives anons to do st00pid stuff

>>9362051
Got it. I'll put a picture of iron hands in my spreadsheet

>>9362052
I'm not planning on holding UVXY for more than like 3 days, tomorrow is going to be a bear hard.
I listen to Market Place Morning Report every morning and they mentioned the bank so I impulse bought it.

>>9362096
He's very lucky that Trump can tank the market in one tweet other wise I don't think there would be a chance.

I'm sitting here trying to figure out what the happening is that's going to trigger some kind of market happening and I'm coming up completely blank. I think the golden bull might be back and we're witnessing the market return to normal.

Can somebody explain to me what a 1 for 100 r/s means? Is it a good thing or bad thing?

Guys I'm new here, could you give me some links? I've been lurking so far, but it's just too much to grasp without background

>>9362124

>>9362116
yeah thats why it aint impossible.we live in volatile times. imo if the VIX just continues to sink all year for the rest of the year, then i am DEFINITELY doing that fiddycent guys play. literally no reason not to. weve seen what happens when VIX gets too low for too long

>>9362139
wew
thats about as bad as it can fuking possibly get

>>9362124
>trump brings peace to korean peninsula
>investors still skeptical
honestly I don't blame you, there wont be another bullrun until we gas every kike man, woman, and child and erase this plague on the universe from history

>>9362142
Read the OP nigga.

>>9362139
if you have 100 shares of the stock, you will get 1 share of the stock that's worth 100x more. if you have 99 shares of the stock, you will market sell all the shares and get cash. (the second bit depends on the exact deal)

mechanically, its neutral, but its almost always a bad signal in practice

>>9362124

Making a robinhood account and plan on starting to throw my spare money into stocks since I'm almost at what I wanted to put into crypto. What's the next amazon/microsoft/apple/IBM that in 10 years I'll be looked at as a genius for buying.

>>9362142
ignore everything related to options and uvxy or volatility trading in general. actually ignore the entire thread just consider it a dumping ground for your pink wojaks

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>9362201
AMRS

>>9362173
>>9362180
Apparently NVCN are going to be doing that r/s by june allegedly. Bulls seem to be celebrating it on ST didn't seem to make sense.

>>9362216
This but unironically.

>>9362201
KO and PEP

>>9361528
NLST

>>9362124
when was the last time the market did anything that was expected? nothing on the horizon means somethings coming

>>9362217
id get out before june then
ST bulls are the lowest of all retail. do the opposite of them at all costs

>>9362202
Thanks bruv

>>9362201
if you invest in me youl be considered a genius in 10 years because I'm a genius and everyone will know you recognized my potential

>>9362241
>>9362124
Screencap this, market is going red tomorrow
plz let it be red

>>9362089
I got 1000 shares @ 10.48 avg cost and hope to ride to 15 bucks or so before unloading. People too bearish on the nuuvera deal and the sector in general, especially with the legalization hype around the corner. No one is going to actually let this bill die after all this capital has already been invested in the sector, it would be a death sentence to the politicans in power right now to piss off their corporate overlords.

KTOS DESTROYED EARNINGS EXPECTATIONS

>>9362261
>the pink wojaks aren't shrimp
step it up senpai

>>9362246
ive been thinking of putting an IPO out of myself and then exit scamming.

>>9362261
i wasnt saying tomorrow, but its possible.
im saying in the long term, something will happen that will change everything. i believe it will happen this year.

there, thats vague enough for a screencap, right?

>>9362241
Oh I only threw in $25 just to gamble a little bit, i'll be out tomorrow regardless. The ST page is baffling, a lot of these people have had children and passed their retard genes onto another generation.

>>9362297
i remember talking to a black lady on there with 5 kids who was using her child support money to trade VIX (this was when short the VIX was en vogue).

fucking stocktwits man

>>9362274
the bogs are at play with their after hours trading
its moving like a pinball

>>9362201
Dude, just buy MSFT or BOX. MSFT has high growth potential right now.

>>9362333
>BOX
do they make boxes?

>>9362318
I guess she could be doing worse things with the money. At least she was trying to do something constructive, but yes, nobody on ST does any form of DD whatsoever.

>>9362333
Fuck, mah trips.
>>9362345
The abstract kind.

>>9362345
with oil becoming more and more pricy, non-plastic shipping will become more and more important. cardboard boxes are the future! buy BOX!

>>9362370
thx jus bot 100k

>>9362156
$277 SPY by next Friday.

>>9362175
>there wont be another bullrun until we gas every kike man, woman, and child and erase this plague on the universe from history
Fuck you!

>>9362241
>when was the last time the market did anything that was expected? nothing on the horizon means somethings coming
We knew equities would drop when Yellen comes out and says they're over valued and the gravy train is over. Shit has been behaving as predicted.

>>9362261
Market is going up, what inclines you to think otherwise?

>>9361560
Let it fall. I want to buy some.

You guys have to check out the NVCN ST page, i'm fucking speechless.

>>9362261
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Holy fuck DFEN looks god tier to buy and hold

>>9362497
I can barely read this shit.

>>9362409
Because the goy are happy again, Bogs will dump on them tomorrow

>HMNY

Can I buy .01 calls?

KEK
i just walked across the street to get smokes and watched the weird nerdy guy who runs the tabletop game store near me KNOCK THE EVERLOVING CHRIST out of some wigger kid. kid fucking swallowed some of his teeth and the rest were poking out through the top of his upper lip.

moral of the story? never fuck with tabletop game enthusiasts

>>9362486
>fall
not with my new dildo its not
.60/share div too. YUM

>>9362497
god damn i swear ST is worse than /biz

>>9362649
>>9362698
I honestly think they may be dumber and more useless than redditors, and I can't believe I just said that.

>>9362673
this
everytime we get complacent, we get bogged. everytime we get bearish, it pumps

we need to put out false signals to the bogs. they are clearly monitoring our threads

made my first real gain today. feels good just wanted to let someone know and godspeed fellas

>>9362718
theres a great deal of crossover

>>9362738

Congrats

>>9362724
See
>>9358590

>>9362724
You will just get double bogged if you try and pull some sneaky shit like that. The bogs don't like being fucked with.

>>9362758
so does that mean we are in the christian or islamic apocolypse?

islamic apocalypse is way cooler imo
jesus comes down and kicks the shit out of satan and all the infidels, and allah sends a warm pleasant wind from the south to kill all faggots

>>9362738
post mage or youre larping

The sad part about ST is their crypto boards are actually pretty normal without all of the severe autism that the crypto boards here bring.

if this UNIT play works out in my favor, im gonna sell off my calls (except for one that i will exercise for more shares) and im going to buy the largest, greenest dildo that i can find and pray to it nightly. thats two ER plays in a row. i shouldnt bother with the daytrading during ER season

>>9361509
>UVXY
What is this garbage you are pumping?

>>9362266
>No one is going to actually let this bill die after all this capital has already been invested in the sector, it would be a death sentence to the politicans in power right now to piss off their corporate overlords.

True.

>>9362950
>garbage
UVXY is LITERALLY the only company that will survive the coming cataclysm

just because they missed ER this quarter doesnt mean nothing.

>>9362950
You didn't hear about their earnings?

>>9362970
i heard the earnings were a whiff, but all the recent acquisitions and increased revenue showed next quarter is gonna rule

check out their new fear commoditization plant.
and remember, THAT part was just acquired, so we will see it in next quarter

What are the hot industries to look at right now for stocks shill me an industry shrimp farmers need not apply

>>9363067
Oil, defense.

>>9363046
As soon as I heard that Zuckerberg was considering being a consultant for the company, my fear subsided. Also i'm going to fucking murder the person who is responsible for the captcha's on this board. I'm pretty sure six fucking pages proves i'm not a bot, not to mention bots always get through anyway.

>>9363067
cricket farming

>>9363089
but google needs you to circle all of the information/license plate numbers for them because their bots have become self aware and went on strike because they programmed them to be commie union faggots like themselves

>>9363067
Amazon.com

>>9362724
only when you invest in stocks with sincerity and modesty, without thinking purely of monetary gains will the Bogs bless you in the form of moral profits

Invest like you are making the world a better place one dollar at a time

>>9363160
>Invest like you are making the world a better place one dollar at a time
the bogs HATE that shit even more than outright disrespect.

NVDA formed the classic flaccid penis bendover double top. Get ready for a red day tomorrow

>>9363198
K I L L T H E N A S D A Q
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>>9363160
this is why I only invest in progressive ETFs like EMTY

>>9363177
the ways of the Bogs are unpenetrable

don't trade or invest because you want gains and you shall receive the Bogs' blessings

>>9363220
OH BOY
allow me to introduce you to the most HAWT progressive liberal plays there are.

>CARV
small bank, proudly owned and operated entirely by noble PoC

>SHE
all S&P companies where women are payed more for having vaginas

>>9363235
>don't trade or invest because you want gains
kek then in that case, the check is probably already in the mail

>>9362201
Unironically SHOP.

>>9363198
>sold all my NVDA calls for massive profit 5 mins before closing

God damn I got lucky.

>>9362201
SQ, BABA, or IQ desu. I see the SQ swipers in almost every store, BABA still has a lot of upside in the chink market, and IQ just IPO'ed and will be the "netflix equivalent" of China.

>>9363266
dubs command it

are you the guy whos always bull on them?
care to redpill me on it? what do they have that amazon doesnt? ive never used them before

>>9363046
>>9363089
>>9363148
Holy shit, this is still performing terribly? What are you guys even optimistic about?

>>9363263
>SHE
Based

>>9361509
Lol can someone explain to me this meme why Tyson is the face of these threads?

Futures lunch is over
We rise!

>>9363356
He own Berkshire Hathaway

>>9363356
>not being personal friends with the CEO

>>9363326
>new CEO
>positive rev growth
>old debts almost completely cleared up by new CEO already
>possible AMZN buyout
>many new cheap but profitable acquisitions for next quarter

you, my friend, fail to see the big picture. forget about the splits, forget about the ER miss (wasnt even THAT bad) this is a brand new company at this point, but with all the assets of an old industry heavyweight

BUY

3x ETFs are fun but be prepared for ball crushing swings

You'll also get wiped out when the big crash finally happens

>>9362574
Let the bodies hit the fllllllloooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>9362574
3x ETFs are fun but be prepared for ball crushing swings

You'll also get wiped out when the big crash finally happens

>>9363356
new CEO of UVXY
actually he used to be the original CEO back when it started, but he called one of the major shareholders a faggot and told him that he was gonna fornicate with his daughter if he sold his stake.

shareholder said the wrong thing, tyson punched him into a coma, and had to step down as CEO. it was a big scandal back then, im surprised you never heard of it

>no /smg/ combined account where we all contribute and decide on which stocks to buy each week

it hurts anons

Should I buy Kelloggs?
they cut off my foreskin and I want revenge

>>9363293
Based
>not posting earnings for us

>>9363467
we had a hedgefund, but comfy wasnt confident and felt weird about doing anything with others money so he called it off and refunded people

>>9363490
probably for the best

he would've gotten pic related after him

>>9363397
I fucking love this board sometimes

>>9363480
My top 3 winners this year. I've posted this here before. Not many niggers here who can claim they made money on AMD "and" NVDA at the same time.

>>9363067
Shromp farming

>>9363266
>looks up SHOP
huh
this DOES have potential doesnt it?

>>9363521
i dont think any anons really gave him anything other than playmoney anyways, so id hope it doesnt come to that. as far as the idea (having a hedgefund where the investment is backed via a cryptocurrency) its actually pretty cool imo

>>9363549
kek i hate this board but this general is probably the least cancerous thing on the whole site desu

>>9363580
you might be the only nigger whos ever done that in the history of ever

>>9363549
>>9363397
I can't believe a shitty trip fag is trying to get me to buy is his garbage stock pick. This is on my watch list for the lulz but we are going to see a hell of a lot more red dildos in the next couple of days.

>>9363480
Also

>posting shit tsundere
>not best girl in santa form

>>9363595
hey man, youre gonna miss out on all the gains. im throwin ya a total freebie
do your own DD m8. youll feel retarded for saying that after you do a little research

are we gonna get another FAANG discount soon?

>>9363595
This isn't a shill, literally everybody here is buying it because the guidance is outstanding. Have you not checked their EPS. If you don't want to buy it, nobody is going to bust your balls. But you're going to be disappointed long term.

>>9363650
eh dont worry about him
hes clearly a pro and knows what hes doing (i just cant believe hes never heard of UVXY? that company was big news before the scandal)

>>9363595
>imagine being this retarded

>>9363623
never ever. we /goldenbull/ now.

FNGU to $999999999

>>>/his/4635008

>>9363739
this is gonna lead me to a bunch of nigger porn, isnt it?

>Wrong directionally on NVDA, but will still be profitable
Options are the best.

>>9363925
You dumbo. Options don't update after hours. Have fun bleeding tomorrow morning

>>9363954
I sold a vertical put spread at 230/235.
I'll be profitable as long as it doesn't dip below ~235

>tfw buying DFEN when we about to go to war with Iran

Thank you gods chosen for this amazing investment opportunity.

>>9363067
crawfish farming

>>9363490
Lets make a paper trading account and see how well we do. Each ID gets 1 pick and 100k virtual money and we'll see how our combined fund does. No day trades, genuine positions

>-0.13% After Hours

>>9364007
Better buy them back quick at open

>>9364055
This. I would love to see a /biz/ collective hedge fund where you have to be locked into a position for at least, say, a week baring serious market shifts or company scandals. If it works out, we could make a real hedgefund that is smart contracted to follow the paper traded one. Maybe we lock in accounts or something to prevent abuse. Might be cool, get /biz/'s name in the paper if we do well. Maybe Warren-senpai would finally notice us.

>NVDA beats already insane expectations
>stock still goes down

Ya, I know it's because analysts think they're "too reliant" on crypto-sales but come-the-fuck-on...

You know you're dealing with a overinflated stock when the stock STILL devalues even after posting record breaking earnings.

Almost makes me want to sell. But only almost.
Hodling till 2023, at least.

>>9364007
I fucking hate selling vertical spreads. I made so much money on them in January, then got fucking destroyed in Feb/Mar, because the market wouldn't recover in time. They don't decay fast enough if the stock doesn't move. You have to wait until 3-4 days before expiration for any real decay to start happening, which is just risky as fuck. And that's IF you guessed correctly (50/50).

I'm sticking to my old strat: sell expensive ITM puts on blue chips, buy cheap OTM calls on meme stocks. It's how I made money on AMD and NVDA >>9363580.

>>9364107
Buy puts for protection. Buy calls if you sell the stock for "reverse" protection.

>>9364107
the market will probably crash sometime by then though

what if it drops like 50%+ and never recovers

>>9364098
Is this a joke? in all honesty we'd probably be absolute garbage. Maybe some good picks but some will fuck it with trash stocks to be troll. I'd prob throw my hundo K on dryships inc

>>9361528
SLCA

>>9364138
You'd be up almost 200% if you bought the DRYS dip in august

Chad was right this whole time

woop, NVDA twitching just now...we comin' back, bros?

>>9364098
if it had to be a longterm one and i had 100k to take a position, id probably put it in SQ. i went to two stores today. both of them scanned my card with one of those things. and their move into crypto payment processing will be HUGE

>>9364098
TQQQ50%
JNK 25%
AMRS 125%


Exactly

>>9364116
You mean sell calls

>>9363067
Oil
Oil exploration
Oil exploitation
Oil transport
Oil industry suppliers
Frac sand

>>9363490
I'm honestly considering it.

>>9364177
No

>>9364260
you're gonna eventually get taken down hard.

you need to have some licenses or qualifications or something to legally run one

>>9364138
We could prune out bad actors via voting. With paper money its meaningless anyway. The trick is that if we are successful, people could low-key just track the picks.

>>9364055
Is there a way we can competitively compare paper trades? We can't just back out and re-edit trades else there'll be cheating

>>9364184
Same. I would go 50K SQ, 25K NRZ & OHI (I see them as more or less the same), 10K DFEN.

Oh shit. HMNY Quantum teleported to to .65 cents.

We $35 EOY I'm in at .64

>>9364160
>>9364299
could work..

>>9364184
>>9364219
>>9364325
id go 50k shopify 25k dryship 25k lithium americas corp

>>9364440
>0.6587 Now
We mooning bought a 4 calls expiring in 2020 for funzies today lets see how it goes.

HMNY now .66 cents

These wall street boys gonna burn some shorts.

>>9364512
Based

>>9364520
Brief short squeeze followed by decline to hard support at... well you know

>>9364273
You suuuuure?

Original TA, do not steal....

>>9363925
how is this possible? I don't understand options

>>9364260
Don’t do it, way more of a headache than you could imagine also if something goes wrong you will be sued

>>9364280
I would do it legally.

>>9362966
kek, technically true.

>>9364783
>sued
>implying

we'd just come together with a gentleman's agreement

>>9364451
im liking what i see out of SHOP. im definitely gonna be watching this one for a dip. im gonna get some 6 month calls OTM when it does

>>9364520
careful lad. from what i saw, that company only has enough cash on hand to survive a couple weeks. major dilution IS coming and SOON. if youre long, keep the timeframe short.

>>9364880
i like to throw truths in with my lies to confuse and disorient pretentious faggots like that guy.
its also why i told him that if he did his own DD he would feel fucking retarded.
i honestly dont know how anyone who trades nowadays doesnt know about fucking VIX products. he must be actually retarded

>>9364886
The way comfy did was fine. He did not promise any returns. He had 0 responsibility. A gentleman's agreement.

I always wondered what would happen to UVXY in a real deal crash

Like who's going to be there to buy your shares if there's so much selling pressure? What's to stop UVXY from getting unhinged from it's true value during a crash? It happened to some ETFs plenty of times during a flash crash

>>9364990
VIX is based on OTM options. You will absolutely find a buyer for your shares, during a market sell off, even if it lasted multiple periods.

how does the option $302.5 put 5/25 expiration for tsla sound

>>9364990
>>9365117
UVXY is actually leveraged VIX futures. VIX is based on options prices, not actual volatility (but high options prices implies high future volatility). You could imagine a scenario with extremely high volatility, but low options prices and the VIX would be low, even though volatility is high.

In that case you should buy options because options are nice when volatility is high. That'll help drive up options prices (and therefore the VIX indexes) to where they should be.

>>9363435
I'm proud of Mike for doing that :)

If anyone cares to read on how VIX is calculated

http://cfe.cboe.com/cfe-products/vx-cboe-volatility-index-vix-futures/contract-specifications

Thinking of throwing 1k at some tvix or uvxy tomorrow, its really cheap right now

>>9365307
i thought it was awesome. i love seeing CEOs knock out silly shorts

>>9365360
pretty cool, isnt it?

>>9365429
those stocks dont work like that, avoid doing in this bull market if you like keeping money

>>9365642
bruh weve been green for what 6 days?
gotta go red once eventually

>>9365677
haha alright enjoy then

>>9362201

Nutanix and HealthEquity

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/6a5e0983-5338-342b-b0cd-8bb21bff6988/wall-street-is-so-sure.html?.tsrc=rss

Here is your Buy Signal.
These Guys are paying a premium to get rekt.

>>9365642
me found this out hard way
TA simply not work for VIX or TVIX

>>9365677
You forget 2017? We had weeks of green back then

>>9365966
There is literally no reason for SPX to moon now, last 6 days were because of the oil stocks climbing.

USO brehs, how them calls going?

I'm looking forward to Iran sanctions coming back Sunday and the US embassy moving to Jerusalem.

>>9366553
im still holding onto my shorter term put (my hedge), but will probably ditch it at close tomorrow for if oil sells off into friday close (almost always does a little). my long contracts arent really giving me the leverage i expected though, so i may roll them up to a higher strike.

>>9365938

lol

>>9366553
im also pretty excited to hear that in spite of things getting more and more violent over there, we seem to be staying out of it. so far so good. id rather it doesnt happen at all and we get LIQ'd on our oil positions, but i dont think thats whats going on.

>>9366761
if they announce a working business model a partnership and some big shot eccentric investor we will witness the most hilarious short squeeze wall street has ever seen.

>>9366761
holy fuck.
now THATS a squeeze. fuck it. im gonna toss a couple dollars at it and set a limit too fucking high and forget about it.

>>9366790

That’s a big “if”

>>9366790
>>9366761
>>9365938
so wait. finviz is giving me a short float of 34.63% with a total float of 43.12M.

thats about 15M shares sold short. that sounds like fun

>>9366818
sure, but i bet theres some weak hands mixed in there. the pros wont sell, but the wimps will, especially if theyre stuck paying premium to borrow.

i cant understand the mind of a short seller that goes short on a stock that has such little downside. thats like the most retarded risky bet for a few fucking cents

>>9366818
Imagine if one wall street sick fuck bought the float.

>>9366941
well we cant be the only dumbasses talking about this.

im certain were gonna see atleast one big squeeze before this thing kicks the can

>didn't invest in oil when it was at $50/barrel

feels bad man

>>9364750
I sold one put with the strike of 235 and bought one put at 230 for a net credit of 1.60.
Meaning anything if NVDA stays the same or above 235 even 236 the puts would expire worthless meaning I keep the entire credit.

I was bullish on NVDA and after ER they tanked, but since they stayed well above 235 still well OTM couple with IV drop after earnings I will probably buy close out taking a profit even though I was wrong directionally.

Read stuff on vertical spreads.

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/active-trading/032614/which-vertical-option-spread-should-you-use.asp

>>9367081
>up like 50%
Pfft, you're going to feel way worse for not investing in RIOT Blockchain when its stock is up over 1000%.

>>9367292
what's RIOT up to these days project wise?

>>9366941
>>9366940
>>9366796

Hmmmmm

Now I’m tempted to take a small position

>>9367331
They're still working on expanding their big ass Bitcoin mining farm, but the thing that's really going to make them take off is their exchange. They bought a futures company and are working on transforming it into their own cryptocurrency exchange.

>>9367351
I bought 50 shares of that dogshit at $0.63. This is gonna be exciting.

>>9366958
Just set my market buy orders on this shit kek. Throwing couple of shekles on this for the luls.

Don't have time to post charts, but I'm looking at strong potential for bullruns on AFL & MFA. ADSK has been on a bull run, looks like it still has legs. If AFL & MFA make a new high tomorrow the trend will be confirmed. None are indicated as overbought yet on RSI, MACD.

>>9367433
>>9367469

Fuck it I’m in lads

>Nikkei nearing 23k
Its about time

>>9367818
>>9367469
I set my limit sell at $5. Too high?

fill me in on the moviepass story

>>9368098
I think their end game was a % of concessions revenue for sharing in their customer base, but AMC held out, not too sure just kinda of my own interpretation

>>9368025

I have no idea.

>>9368025
>15M shares sold short
>5$
>too high
prolly not
and remember those bagholders will be looking for a squeeze as well.
its likely to get squeezed once at least. that is one of the more comically crowded shorts ive ever heard of. those late comers paying premium to short, looking for a couple cents, are gonna get fucked up

Thanks to the Anons who shilled me SDRL on Wednesday morning.

>>9368452
I went 777 shares for chaos theory, lambo time boys

>>9368098
they burn cash like crazy. they have enough cash on hand to stay afloat for like 2 weeks with no outside help. aint no one gonna lend to em. they either dilute or exit the fucking country and quick. but the shorts that arent looking for 0 are gonna have to cover at some point. if it chains hard, itll moon momentarily

>>9368498
im definitely gonna throw a couple hundred bucks at it. thinking of it as a risky options bet

>>9361528
GRPN

>>9368498

Nice.

bump

>>9364855
I'm licensed to sell securities is that enough? Also, just to put this out there, you pay 20 bucks and take a test to get such a thing, anyone can do it.

Reece Group (ASX:REH) has acquired privately operated Morsco, based in the US.

Reece has a better working-capital-to-sales ratio, and a better net margin (although the latter is just a function of the poor state of competition in the Australia plumbing products market). Morsco's net margin is about 5.8pc.

Normally I groan when corporate Australia buys overseas businesses, but I think Reece of all firms may pull it off.

What experience do bizrealis have of Morsco and its subsidiaries?

If Trump gets impeached does uvxy skyrocket?

Is BMPS the ultimate /biz/ stock? Up about 15% today. Turnaround incoming?

Morning all. Finally done with night shift job 4 the week. Just day job then it's the weekend whoop. Might have a bit opportunity on Uso today.
>buy the dip

>>9371896
surely short covering based on good news
it would be interesting to read the report (where did the profit come from ?)

>>9372147
Mostly job cuts and selling off bad loan portfolio

>>9372147
>where did the profit come from ?
i came from above, obviously ;^)

Back at work today boys, still feel like shit but whatever. I got a decent lunch planned!

>>9372693
sounds similar to what my buddy had. horrible fever, aches, pain, cant sleep, body temp fluctuating. he had it for a week or two. got spooked and got bloodwork done (then they gave him the runaround for a week and hinted he might have AIDS, which scared the christ outta him), and by the time the results came back, he was more or less better.

>>9372838
Yeah, I know I'll be fine so I'm not bothering with a co-pay just to tell me what I already know. This is the worst I've ever been sick though. I'd rather have pneumonia again, wasted a good chunk of PTO too. Oh well, I can never get time off in the summer anyway.

Sidenote, I found a GREAT way to lose 10 pounds that'll make you want to go to the gym and do it naturally instead!

>>9372893
>not bothering with a co-pay
thats what i told him, but he was spooked (and then the quacks spooked him further)
>This is the worst I've ever been sick though
yeah ive known this guy for 12 years. hes literally NEVER been sick before. he lost a shit ton of weight as well in like two weeks.

lol he thought it was him getting some weird parasite, or some third world disease for banging latin american chicks while he was down there a couple months ago

>>9372693
>>9372893
>>9372938
Poor lunchbro
>>9372838
Sounds like what I had

Morning all

>>9373005
i dont know where lunchbros at, and i dont wanna make him say if he dont wanna, but my buddy passed through mexico, then texas before returning home. maybe its some weird mexican/texan/southwestern curse?

he said he was poking around weird occult shops on his way back.
you guys didnt piss off any witches, did ya?

>>9361835
if you have to ask ...

>>9373053
Nah I'm in northern MN, I don't mind talking about where I live, I got nothing to hide.

>>9373005
Morning!

>>9370847
Based lunch anon looking to devour delicious lunches
>>9370202
It is more than enough. You do not need any licenses if you do not meet reporting threshold. I should probably state that I would start a PE firm not a hedge fund due to the capital requirements of investors for a hedge fund greatly exceeding what most of /smg/ can fulfill. See https://www.sec.gov/rules/final/2012/ia-3308-secg.htm

>>9373053
Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me. With all the wacky weather we’ve had in the past 2 years, crazy allergies and illnesses, and strange events.
Get this, two weeks ago they found a bomb at Starbucks in the town I work at. Yesterday a bomb went off at a church a few blocks away. Wtf?!?

>>9373109
hmm
then it must be supernaturally caused
if yall ever see a chick that looks like this, be nice to her. you DO NOT want to get hexed. ive been there before

>>9373154
apparently crazy is contagious.
atleast yall are armed to the teeth down there

>>9362333
>BOX up 40% for the month

Where were you last month??!

>>9362235
Wouldn't have expected to see both are shit YOY

>>9373195
>Where were you last month??!
FOMOing into the great cardboard box run of the 21st century

>>9373195
Telling people to buy BOX NRZ and USO calls.

Kek
Making plan 4 2 day hard
Me never observed SPY trade above 273

Not clue levels @ from here.... working on something though...

>>9373209
speaking of which.
CORN
may is the month of KORN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16hGl_prqBI
we had a nice healthy pullback this week, and it looks ready to rock again. im thinking shes gonna break 19 this year

>>9373183
>atleast yall are armed to the teeth down there
You have no clue. The crazy thing is you never see it till shit goes down and suddenly there’s more guns than people. I’ve never seen as many armed openly carrying people as I did during the flood. Watched one guy walk into Home Depot with two 1911s strapped under each arm.

>>9373254
>CORN
>$.03 5/18 $19 calls
May be worth rolling the dice

>>9373264
Our gun laws are starting to get cucked thanks to the metro area but most people up here are armed as well, liberals and conservatives both.

>>9373333
Checked, roll em' man

>>9373349
Prolly need to pick up 33 shares to make it work.

>>9373264
>Watched one guy walk into Home Depot with two 1911s strapped under each arm
as nature fucking intended it

especially in crisis mode, its invaluable to be carrying around at least one equalizer. i heard fucking crooks were driving into town to go fuck everyone up and rob them while they were evacuated. now if that aint the point of owning guns, i dont know what is

people who are spooked by guns are literally too retarded to look at VT and WVs violent crime stats. both have a lot of poverty, and SERIOUS drug issues. but NO gun crime. at all.

>>9373333
wew checked
yeah i sold my 18s from a month ago last friday, got puts for this week (kind of a waste tho desu). now imma sell my puts, and roll calls onto the 19s. dunno how dollar strength will effect the run, but if you check corns history, it almost ALWAYS runs green straight through may. check the weekly candles

new thread for a new day

>>9373375
>>9373375
>>9373375
>>9373375

>>9373264
God blesses the glorious Republic of Texas and its cousin based Louisiana. Our gun laws are less restrictive than yours, somehow