/biz/ - Business & Finance

Doubt it boomers fucked us royally in terms of reasonable pay and are still shitting up the job market working for peanuts because they are just stupid brainlets

>>9293583
is it that time of the week again? oh dear, the wagies will be getting up early tomorrow to beat the traffic since mr shekelsbergstein asked them to come in 30 minutes early

I wirk for the gubment, maxed out salary cap, literally cannot get a raise, but its okay as i plan to quit later this year and cash out my sweet sweet crypto gains.

>mfw australian where wagies are already working hard for their weekly pittance so they can keep living paycheck to paycheck
>mfw crypto NEET

Oh... Hey wagies, didn't notice you for a moment there. Your boring and uneventful presence doesn't even stir me from my thoughts, good thing I had to check biz to see how my NEET bucks have grown over the past 2 years before I put in a 9 hour PUBG session. This is a tough year for us NEETs. I would HATE to have just gotten into crypto recently and be chasing moon missions only to get dumped on.

Biz never fails to run these threads up into the 100's, day after day. Good thinking OP.

>>9293901
Is that some sarcasm filled with hate I sense? Come on wagie, don't get ragie

>>9293901
sup, wage bitch?

>>9293860
>I would HATE to have just gotten into crypto recently and be chasing moon missions only to get dumped on.
STOP IT!

>>9293583
i just love my work, maybe i get a raise in the next years if i work hard

Can't wait to go to work tomorrow to work for my BASED boss, Jamal. He voted for Trump and says he will give me a raise if I work an extra 60 hours during the week.

>>9294045
100 hour work week that sounds fun and i used to complain about a 70 hour week.

Watch one of these wagie bashers get a serious illness or injury and lose all their money because they don't have any health insurance

Huh, good thing I'm a brit and it's a bank holiday or this might have got me.

>>9294098
With zero income they automatically qualify for medicaid ( or medicade or however you spell it).

>>9294098
>being american
>being an american wagie

laughing real hard here boys

tfw own my company, doing strategy consulting projects for clients, can go to "work" whenever I want, mostly off-site work too.

ez $250k per yr, feels good mang

mush mush wagies only 10 more miles to go

I work from home @ 9am. I wake up @ 5:30. Eat breakfast. Go for a run. Practice programming. Practice problem solving on LeetCode. Then Skype with my boss @ 9 to see what needs to be done. I'm left alone for the rest of the week to finish my tasks. I contact him when I'm stuck.

This weekend I went to a blockchain startup meetup. Met many like minded people. Connected. And made some friends.

I'm pretty fucking happy about the life I built for myself even if you consider me a "wage-cuck". Appearently if I love being productive I'm considered a "wage-cuck" to all those lazy unproductive golden-spon-up-their-ass faggots.

Grow the fuck up.

>>9294166
soaking in this glorious wagie rage, i particularly liked that fantasy story you wrote. back to it though bucko, the big man needs those reports done by 5pm.

>>9294166
now now wagie dont go all ragie on us

just worked 6 days in a row now back for another 5. it sucks being a slave

marx and lenin were right

AAAAAAAAAAH
I HATE WAGEKEKING SO MUCH
SAVE ME LINK

>>9294166
it's okay anon, society will always require slaves. thank you for your service.

>>9294166
Somebodies gotta write the code for my shitcoins. Thanks for taking one for the team wagie.

>>9295530
>>9294636
>>9294287
>>9294265
lol holy fuck this is top tier bantz

We all don't have the luxury of not working. That's just how it is. If you do have that luxury, then coming here to simply gloat about it is not very flattering towards you. Just sayin.

>>9295571

fucking brutal lol
>t. wagecuck

>>9294098
America is such a third world shit hole

>drive to work in your mid-range car and personalised plate financed by debt to impress other wagies in the traffic jam
>forced to play office politics all day and associate with normie brainlets that prevent you from actually being productive for Mr Shekelberg
>get paid the bare minimum while Mr Shekelberg rinses all the profit you've produced in dividends he uses to send his kids to the best schools to be your kids boss in the future
>spend all your meagre wage on massive mortgage financed by Mr Shekelbergs cousin
>literally never be in a net positive equity position in your entire life

And the wagie cycle continues

>>9293583
>frogposting
>strawman for replies
No, she left you because you're a faggot.

>>9294166
imagine being so upset about your life choices you feel the need to justify yourself online
wagecuck cope is sadder than stinky linkie delusion

I have a friend who literally checks the BTC price 24/7 and hardly sleeps because of it. When our group of friends hang out he is always on his phone autistically checking the BTC price for his shorts. I'm not a wagecuck but is this what you mean with day trading instead of waging? Because they seem pretty damn familiar.

Fuck off pathetic meets no one wants to hear from you basement dwelling overgrown hamsters. Have some respect I'm working to support a sick wife and our 2 kids what have you accomplished fucking nothing you shit stains produce nothing and only mooch and take you are vermin

>>9297055
breath in, breath out. breath in, breath out. it will all be ok wagie. you only have another 4 days to go before your 2 day break

>>9297116
Fucker I work weekends. I am a man. Men provide no matter the cost

>>9297055
>our 2 kids

Are you sure they arent her 2 kids mr ragie wagie?

>>9297276
>Cuck fantasy projection
LOL

>>9297055
He's egging you on and you literally have EGG in your id

I would feel sick with myself if I was a neet, fucking leech

>>9297377
NEET life doesn't imply welfare, my harebrained wagecuck friend
wagecucks are actually more parasitical than NEETs
>consumes gas to get to work, bad for the environment
>gets drunk and does drugs to cope with shitty life
>buys pointless consumerist trinkets with planned obsolescence to justify wasting their life wagecucking
everything a wagecuck does is a net negative for society
whereas NEETs could literally live in self-sustaining communes, in harmony with nature and wagie's gf

>>9297377
i would feel hatred and disgust too, if i were a wagecuck trapped in an endless rat race. sleep tight wagie, tomorrow you have to do it all over again!

>>9294311
>marx and lenin were right
No they are wrong
That's the point of these threads
Free markets means you don't have to work

>>9294098
Health care is better in a free market
It's a million times cheaper in a free market

>>9297572
>>9297601
How do you live then? How do you have a house, a computer, food?

>>9297572
Everything about this is wrong

>>9296477
It's central banks fault

>>9293728
Youre going to regret "cashing out". Bitcoin is money, you fool.

>>9297055
Shouldnt have had kids in the first place
Shouldn't have gotten a woman with shite dna
Got to look for fit and sturdy women, strong legs, never sick. If shell incubate your minions she better pack some punch.

>>9297239
Oh boy. Cant you see youre being played? "Men provide and im a man hurr"

>>9294265
>fantasy story
>anything positive about being NEET

you're adorable, failure

>tfw officechad at international company
>foreign cuties everywhere, constant eyecandy
>friends with everyone
>great terms with all the managers
>smash my work easily, get all the praise and bonuses
>shitpost and trading on binance right now on the company dollar
Feels good mayne.bmp

Holy fuck, this is golden thread. So many wagecucks are trying to justify their wagecucking. Just quit your job, do yourself a favor.

>>9297239
“Men are slaves, men should work 7 days a week while their wife’s chill out at home fucking Jamal” ~The biggest Cuck of them all

>>9294133
we believe you

>>9298140
>>9298186
So how do you live then? How do you have a house, food, a computer?

The future is no jobs ever!!!

>>9298199
>not leeching off your parents

Are you some kind of orphan?

>>9297787
>crypto board
>HOW DO U PAY BILLS
did you get lost on the way to /r9k/ or something?

I wish I was a wagecuck on this weekend. I fucking lost all my gains I got this month plus some extra. Fucking hell, 7 days are wasted on nothing.

>>9298199
They accumulate good boy points from their mommies to make purchases of course.

>>9298263
I'm asking you, personally, how you have a house, food, a computer without working. Fucking mong.

>>9298252
A lot of people's parents don't put up with that shit when you pass a certain age. So not everybody has that luxury. If you do have that luxury, and you're here to gloat about it, then what does that say about you as a person?

>>9298199
I have it for free.

>>9298342
OK, how?

>>9298347
Well, like, I don't pay for it.

>>9298374
What's the matter Cat got your tongue? It's not a hard question. It is important tho if you're gonna come here and make a big deal about being an alleged "neet".

>>9298429
You are just stupid wagecuck. What kind of an answer do you want? Do you want me to tell you how to get a free, let's say, food? Nope, no tips for the brainlet.

>>9298459
No, I want to know how you, personally, get food, a house, a computer etc. You know what, it's fine if you don't want to tell me.

>>9298459
Little piece of garbage. Hope you will shit with your dick in The future

>>9297865
https://twitter.com/StartaleTV/status/993465855970332672

>>9298307
>crypto board
>HOW DO YOU PERSONALLY PAY BILLS
did you get dropped on the head often as a kid? do i really need to spell it out for you?

Regardless, I mean assuming you're even an actual neet at all, then you must have some kind of lucky break, or situation, or luxury that many people don't have. And you're here to gloat about that. Think about that. It doesn't really inspire me to want to be in your shoes, I'll tell you that.

>>9293583
I pulled a 5 day sickie I regret nothing.

>>9298518
Is it so difficult to just answer? How do you, personally live without working?

>tfw 1.5 hour commute both ways
>walk to train station, catch train for 40 minutes, 10 minute tram ride.
>8.5 hours of debt collection
>catch tram to train station, catch train for 40 minutes, catch Uber home because don't have licence and don't want to get jumped by niggers
>get home and enjoy my 4 hours of free time which involves cooking and cleaning
>sleep and repeat

I live paycheck to paycheck because I blow all my money on fucking weed.

>>9298502
lmao butblasted

ahahahaha I imagine over 1000 wegelurkers monitoring this thread now for answers. Don't tell them guys.

>>9298459
>>9298518
I'm not someone who thinks there is some kind of moral reason to work, but a lot of people just have to work to get by. That's how it is. So I get that 90% of the people in this thread aren't even real neets, and this is just a particularly obnoxious form of trolling. I get that. But for those real neets here, I want to know what your situation is that you are fortunate enough to not have to work. It seems to be a rather difficult question to answer for some reason...

>>9298549
Don't smoke weed and live closer to work you fucking degenerate.

>>9298539
I invested in crypto... Third time I tell you that.
Your weird obsession with individuals over ideas is unironically the reason why you're destined to be a wagecuck, and cope through attributing success to external factors like "luck" and other nonsense. Head to r/personalfinance, that's as good as it gets for your kind.

>>9298628
Ok half the people here are talking about just living with their parents, so it's not really obvious is it. So you made it in crypto allegedly, and now you're here to gloat about it? That's what you're all about now? I mean ok, I guess.

Wagecuck checking in after a 10 hr shift working for sheckleberger.

I hate u Neets so much. Just kys already.

>>9293681
Yes, but do you know what really fucked it up for us?

WOMEN ENTERING THE WORKFORCE FULL TIME.

>>9294098
>>9294166
>>9298628
My crypto investments have done so well that I now make ~$9k/month, conservatively, with my masternodes. I dont have to, thus I do not, wagecuck.

About to turn 30, get my own place, and start my own crypto-consulting business.

If crypto continues on its parabolic ascent I won't have to wagecuck ever again.

>>9298619
Should I get a license as well sir

I just woke up. It's 3pm here.
Sure feels good to be an independent individual without any obligations.

>>9298659
you're getting weirder and weirder
correcting a wagecuck who calls out NEETs for being leeches when the wagecuck lifestyle is obviously more parasitic has nothing to do with "gloating"
it's not gloating to talk about fucking his gf either, everyone knows wagie gfs are easy

Why do I get the feeling that half this thread is just one bored NEET talking to his own sockpuppet?

>>9298976
Because you're a wagie. Wagies are naturally stupid.

>>9298902
and how do you live without working? How do you have a house, food, a computer?

>>9298976
Because you're stuck in the (((working hard))) mindset. Which is a wagecuck.

You realize you're considered a resource? Like a natural resource? That's how these companies view you. Thats why they have a (((Human Resources))) department.

Wagecucking is a race to the bottom. What kind of man sells his time to another for the lowest price? It wouldnt be so bad if the job market wasnt so watered down. The job market is akin to putting your profile up on a dating website. The value of everyone is lowered because there are so many people out there willing to work for jack shit. In part thanks to Feminism.

Don't be a wagecuck. Your time is valuable.

>>9293583
>Tfw bank holiday Monday in bongland.
>Tfw working but literally zero customers in and relaxing on the balcony is encouraged.
> tfw getting literal free money for browsing and posting on 4chan at work and the boss and I are chatting about normie shows in the interim.

Dunno man seems pretty good for working on what is essentially a weekend day.

>>9299033
Either they made it in crypto or they live with a wagie who pays their way.

>>9299033
I live in a country where the taxpayers, the wagecucks, finance NEET lifestyles.

What a bunch of retards lmao.

>>9294265
Hahahaha
>BACK TO IT BUCKOO
Nice bantz

>>9299088
Or also welfare, as you can see. So there are a variety of situations people could be in that lets them live like a neet. My point is that not everyone has those options, so like why make this thread? What's the point of this shit except to get attention I guess?

Neets live with parents, so lol

>>9299135
To make themselves feel better. Somehow wagies have a boring and miserable existence that could be improved by sitting at home and playing PUBG for 9 hours a day.

>>9299052
Oh I know it. Sadly, if I retire now I could only live off like $1,000/mo. Gotta wagecuck a few more years.

Keep preaching the NEET liberation gospel though.

>>9299139
I get the feeling that the most obnoxious ones are not even over the age of emancipation. So they're still teenagers living at home of course, but they fancy themselves to be neets.

NEETs are so pathetic. You should visit their board (/r9k/) and see how miserable they all truly are.

>>9299173
Isn't that selection bias? The happy ones would be dicking around on /a/, /tv/, and the like.

>>9299187
The happy ones aren't on 4chan.

>>9299162
Hey I'm not someone who thinks there's some moral need to work. It's just like, people gotta work for a living, that's how it it is. So if you don't have to then... be grateful or something? Not shitty to everyone I mean what kind of person makes these threads? That's what I ask myself.

>>9299209
You're reading way too far into this.

>>9299224
I just like disrupting these threads cause their such shit.

this thread has gone quiet now because every burger is in bed getting a good nights sleep after shitposting their fantasy of not being a wagiekek

>>9299298
It's 10 am on the east coast. Most wagies are at work right now.

>>9296531
Isn't that exactly what all the NEETs making these threads are doing though?

im not a wagie!

LEARN IT LIVE IT BOYS

>>9294133

Yeah, same (consulting and contracting). I just outsource everything myself. These days I send the odd email to clients and schedule the staff. Oh, wages too haha, suckers. I'm honestly a lazy, worthless, no talent piece of shit, but I get all the rewards. Life is good. Used part of my shitcoin gains to finance things initially, Holy fuck being rich is just life on easy mode.

>>9294166

Kek, hey proud wagie. You know who pays you? Someone like me who isn't a wagie. You're just a living tool, you make me money while I enjoy life. You code monkeys are hilarious, you have all the skills to make it big, but are such weak faggots you insist on letting other people take the gains.

Stay poor wagie.

USA has got to be one of the wagecuckiest nations on the planet. Our wagecucks are good little goys. Monday - Friday, 8am to 6pm usually. We work almost just as hard as the insane Japanese. Might as well just call it slavery. I guess some people just find comfort in being a slave. This is American work culture, every morning I can step outside and take a short walk to the highway and watch the recession of cars as people rage-commute to work. Like good little goys.

At least in Europe you guys take a break and work culture isnt as intense. Over here in Goymerica, the good little sheep really pride themselves in licking kike boots.

>>9298809

If you're at the point, it doesn't even matter. Get other forms of mostly passive income like stocks or a bunch of affliliate websites (pay people to get em up) etc. On top of your consulting that'll be fine. Well done anon.

>>9299629
Yeah technically wagecucking from home isn't shit tier, its low tier. One step above shit tier. But a wagie is a wagie, you're depending on someone giving you your little paycheck at the end of the day.

But American wagecucking is definitely the worst, you are expected to work pretty much 8-6 with a 30min lunch break if you are lucky. Especially if you work in a work heavy city like NYC, LA, SF, etc. Lol boy take a travel up to NYC and the people there look half dead LMAO. Good little goys. So happy to be a crypto trader full time.

>>9299429
>mfw forex trader/crypto investor ubermensch

>>9298199
Where do y think they got from their parents of course lol. Both neet and wagecucking are just the same shit. Y guys literally has no ideal what to do in your life except for shitposting on biz, asking your parents money to buys shitcoins and cover your lost in most of your stupid trade or becoming a slave for money.

>tfw can hear wagecucks starting their cars and heading to work while I fall asleep in my huge comfy bed
>when I wake up I can listen to tired wagecucks coming home
>made 3k in a trade over night inbetween pubg loadingscreens

>>9299739
>>9299875
nice man. Crypto is god mode. I literally can open up my crypto wallets and watch my MN's print money. It's fucking amazing.

>>9299722

Except I'm not getting wages - my employees are. By your logic anon, a billionaire who plays golf all day is still a wagie while his minions handle everything. I don't think that's quite how the chart works kek

>>9297865
THIS. You should only ever cash out during obvious bubbles like December. People tethering up now because muh 3k BTC are just gamblers trying to predict the course of the greatest monetary revolution since gold.

>>9293583
Another wonderful day at home. How you wagies holding up? Been in your shoes a year ago

>>9300121
wasnt talking to you bro, was talking to the wagie working from home

>>9299429
Being a uni student is still pretty good. I only have 6 hours this last semester and don't totally hate what I'm studying. Its like being a neet except you have shit to study. I'm aiming to become a rich neet with a side-business to keep me busy a few times a year though

>be me.
>taking a break at work because I feel like it.
>see thread full of neets trying to pretend like they're not miserable.
>decide to call them out because I'm bored.

How does it feel to know that you're just a lonely neet and all the money in the world won't change that?

>>9300611
i'd love to stay and chat but it looks like your 5 minute lunch break is over. and btw jim called in sick today so unfortunately you will have to stay back until 6pm

>>9300602
Uni is a scam for the masses. You're paying exponential amounts of money for you to learn things that you can learn online. The only exception is STEM and Law. But overall its a huge fucking scam.

You are better off going into the trades or into sales straight out of high school.

>>9300738
>The only exception is STEM and Law.

Both are top of unemployment statistics. These are absolutely not exceptions quite the opposite.

>>9300839
Well I mean in terms of actual learning. Like you cant self teach yourself STEM and Law from purely online sources.

I think STEM is frequently counted as one of the more employable degrees.

>>9300870
I disagree. You can learn math, physics, chemistry, biology and cs by yourself and extremely well. I'm graduating soon and I learnt a lot of content by myself with internet.

>Live on neetbux.
>Make fun of wagies.
>Live at home forever.
>tfw no girlfriend
>Mom dies, can't make my own tendies.
>Die from isolation and self neglect.

>>9293583
Well considering I'm getting paid $90+/hr while broswing /biz/, drinking coffee, and making trades, nothing really to complain about. The best part about being a good backup admin is that once youve got things dialed in, you actually work only a few hours a week. Pretty comfy desu. Enjoy you lr job at McDonald's when your parents kick you out of the house lol

Stop making fun of me! Get a job you useless parasites

is there a normie's guy to crypto somewhere?

>i live off crypto every month

does it pay dividens, or do you cash out a small amount every month?

>>9298720

>>9301607
dont read this if susceptible to heart attacks

>>9300951
>3rd world monitors
>90$/hr
kys

>>9300951
>sys admin
>uses IE

>>9299642
invest in american companies and let them do the hard work =)

>>9301703
Lol what? I don't choose which monitors my employer purchases.

>>9301708
>ignores other browsers on task bar
Have to use IE for in-house applications. Don't judge me because our app devs are dinosaurs.

>>9293860
>9 hour PUBG session
Sounds awful. I'm retiring and thinking of keeping horses so I have to wake up and shovel their shit, take them out etc. This way I don't have to play PUBG for 9 hours.

>>9295530
literally me

>>9299052
what are some passive income schemes that are neet approved?

>>9298809
how the fuck do you make 9k a month?
how much was your initial investment?

NEETS i need advice. For the first time in my life i'm becoming a NEET in 2 days.

Which traps should i avoid?

>>9302250

Stick to a sleep schedule, try to get out of the house for at least 30 mins - an hour a day.

>>9300738
Its a scam, but its a scam that corporations and businesses buy into where a degree is a necessary but insufficient

>>9299429
God tier is where freedom truly lies.
You will never be happy while working for other people.

>>9298809
>crypto-consulting

>>9302632
>2018
>not being a blockchain asset manager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

>>9302283
thanks, going to be hard with a cryptomarket i think though

>tfw this thread is still going

ragie

wagie

>>9300951
This anon fucks

Hang in there wagies, only 2 more hours left

fuck you guys

>>9298549
>working in debt collection

rip

>>9303787
Still lurking. Checked reports from last night's backups. All green all good. Done literally nothing so far today, and that means I'm doing an amazing job. NEETs suffer from inability to realize long term reward. Yes, I busted my ass to get here, but now I'm here and the rest is coasting and reaping the reward of my effort to get here. Same reason applies to why all NEETs are out of shape fatbodies. No discipline, no desire, no ambition, no gains.

Long BCH right now if you want to make it. Liquidation below 0.18 BTC should be safe.

>>9300951
Better put your phone away before your boss catches you.

>>9300990
I'll make something like this for free if I get to the leaderboard.

>>9304603
My boss comes to my desk all the time when I'm on the phone. Like he cares. I get the job done. You NEETs don't understand what it means to have value because you're worthless.

>>9294166
You're not a cuck for being productive. You're a cuck because another man profits from your work instead of you.

>>9304291
>the delusions of the wagie

>>9304291
classic boomer cope
you have to paint an elaborate fantasy where the NEET is a fatso to even get through your day
meanwhile, you could be making 7 figures and banging 10/10s for all the NEET cares. he's got something your feeble wagemind cannot comprehend: freedom to use his hours as he sees fit, expanding his mind, pursuing his intellectual interests or fucking wagie's gf

Outsourced my job to a pajeet. He does all the work, I get all the credit. FeelsGoodMan

How does it feel to have the mental development of a 10 year old my dear NEETs? Boy you must feel so great once you hit your mid thirties and realize that you wasted your entire youth playing video games and jacking off, that you accomplished absolutely nothing in your life.

>>9305235
>cope
Lol as you sit there and try to justify your existence. Who's coping here? Just be thankful people who work keep your lazy ass from starving. The nerve of these leeches.

>>9297865
True

Only absolute brainlets cash out.

>>9299429
I'm honestly not sure if I'm either crypto investor or doing nothing. Most days it feels like the latter.

>>9298129
>mfw work at PE fund that doubled this year across 13+ companies.
>tfw this year looks to be same story
>work 2/8 hours of the day, binance and shitpost also.

Tfw just deposited another 3k into crypto because I'm a 'wagie'.

>>9302366
>>9299429
Without a doubt. Soon as I get a couple million in crypto I'm starting a crypto venture capital fund in Singapore. I will invest and make money and bang Asian girls all day.

Congrats wagie, another hard days work for Mr. Shekelstien!

Only 4 more days to go. Then 2 days rest ;)

>>9299642
>1900 A.D. 95% self-employed
>2018 A.D. 2% self-employed

US-fags well and truly under the yoke.

>he wasn't born into a rich family

How does it feel knowing your parents birthed you into the slave caste?

>>9300738
Yeah, I know it's a scam but I'm not paying back my debt so I don't care. Here in the UK student loans work differently and you can get away with it by moving abroad. It's one of the several perks of being born in Europe instead of USA.
Also, who gives a shit about degrees if you will end up wagecucking for the rest of your life anyway. Some of the richest people either were born rich, had good networking or created something and didn't even need to graduate.
Be it a doctor, plumber or English grad, all of them remain in the rat race . The difference is that one will have a better house than the others but it's all materialistic bullshit in the end