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Anyone else here jack off into tube socks?

>convenient
>easy to clean up
>optimal cum catching shape
>ergonomic

I want to create something like a tube socks that's disposable after the business is finished. I'm thinking of something like cheap cotton, or heavy duty (but soft) tissue paper like kleenex is. Does this seems like a decent idea? Who would I go to get some prototypes made?

>> No.9287046

>>9287025
>cumming in socks
who does this? ive tried it once and it was so fucking unpleasant.

>> No.9287060

>>9287025
i did until I jacked off too hard one day and found blood on the sock. Now I just lay on my side and cum on a paper plate.

>> No.9287062

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Why not just wear a fucking condom when you fap? Isn't it the same fucking thing that youre recommending? You fucking cock knob i hate this board

>> No.9287145

>>9287131
condoms cost money. Socks dry and can be reused.

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>> No.9287162

>>9287131
Because condoms suck. You'd know this is you ever got fucking laid you faggot.

>> No.9287171

>>9287131
Condoms are sticky m8

>> No.9287178

>>9287162
>ugh i cant believe people don't jerk off and cum into spare SOCKS in 2018 what neckberad VIRGINS

>> No.9287196

Why are you cumming I to things. Go to wc and cum into toilet, jeez. You guys put much effort into this shit.

>> No.9287197

>>9287062
Why? I'm 100% serious. I could partner with porn companies for their own logos on them.

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>>9287060
That's the proper way

>> No.9287209

>>9287178
have you ever worn a condom? They're uncomfortable, oily, and make your dick smell like latex. Who wants that? No one I tell you.

>> No.9287247

>>9287196
Sometimes it'll stick to the side of the toilet. Protein is rather sticky.

I find a few sheets of toilet paper that is disposed of in the toilet works well. Lets me jack off where I like to and makes cleanup easy!

Been six years since I've had sex. I miss it, but now that I'm older, I'm wary as two older siblings had accidents and kids that way.

>> No.9287248

>>9287209
why not just market your moms mouth lmfao shes the perfect cum receptacle

>> No.9287298

>>9287060
On a similar note... does anyone ever jack off into solo cups? it's like the same as the socks but you can just chunk it afterwards and disposable

>> No.9287416

>>9287248
nice try nigger.

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>> No.9287464

>>9287046
this is the truth. I just use a towel and throw it in the wash once a week

top tip: olive oil makes great lube. its cheap, 100% natural, and doesn't dry out

>> No.9287537

>>9287145
Fleshlight

>> No.9287543

>>9287025
already exists
search "cotton finger sleeve"
or buy a roll of tubular bandage and cut to your preferred length.

>> No.9287702

>>9287537
Already have two onaholes. They are worth it, but socks work if you're broke.

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>> No.9287795

I'm 24 and I always just cum in my boxers lol. You get used to laying in your own after a bit. Not that bad desu.

>> No.9287840

Fuck you op our throwaway culture is bad enough without neckbeards throwing away a fucking sock every time they jack off to tranny porn. Do something that will make this world a better place, not a worse one.

>> No.9287886

>>9287025
Nah, I just blow it all over myself and let my pet clean it up. Super affordable

>> No.9287893

>>9287795
What the fuck? Just take your underwear off and jack off into that, this is the patrician way

>> No.9288019

>>9287840

>as he takes a sip from a plastic water bottle, while typing on a computer that he will throw away in three years, on an ikea desk that when he moves he will just buy another, as he sits on his carpeted floor that will be replaced next year....

>complaining about cock socks.

>> No.9288351

>>9287060
S

>> No.9288393

>>9287247
What retard told you semen is protein?