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9284535 No.9284535 [Reply] [Original]

umm goys, is the SEC about to anally rape us all tomorrow? I'm going to lose all my money, aren't I?

>> No.9284552

Better Tether up OP

>> No.9284554
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>>9284535
Yes but it's for your own protection

>> No.9284557

We all go to 0

>> No.9284616

The popular sentiment for the last weeks has been that there is a very low chance for the SEC to announce that any cryptos are securities. Since this scenario is almost a guarantee by now, most traders have already bought into ETH. Well... now soon comes the obvious good news of ETH not being a security, but the price will still fall.
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

>> No.9284657

$1500 End Of Week

>> No.9284663

Not a chance.

>> No.9284672

>>9284535
to be quite honest, i'd probably lose all faith in the us government if ETH is declared a security tomorrow. The whole "accredited investors" rule is an absurd fucking joke. Here's what america gets wrong: it bans things and it never learns from the psychological repercussions. If someone wants something, they want it; if that something is banned, they want it even more. You always want what you can't have. Alcohol prohibition. Marijuana prohibition. And now, possibly...if it comes to this, Cryptocurrency prohibition. But, as history has foretold time and time again, people will inevitably just end up wanting it more.

I hate being late into my 20s, full of ideas, living in the most prosperous land in the world... and yet not being able to fund the means of my goals and dreams the way I want to. I have two choices: take a giant loan out, a one-way ticket. or get a corporate career and save up. Both are bullshit. The accredited investor bullshit is not for my protection. It's so the rich can continually get richer because they know even the middle and low class are just as capable of succeeding as they are, so they mark up barriers and threaten passage with legal action. Prosperity and freedom my ass.

>> No.9284682

I can't imagine the amount of pink wojaks, if true.

altcoins could go down like -99% lmao

>> No.9284684

>>9284554
No it's for the protection of the people who actually work for a living, rather than a bunch of basement dwelling NEETS who try to get rich trading made-up internet money that does absolutely nothing but consume energy and destablize markets.

>> No.9284694

>>9284684
Neets are Venture Capitalists

>> No.9284737

>>9284684
>it's for the protection of the people who actually work for a living

Yes hand everything to daddy gubment, they should choose what you can or not do.

It doesnt matter, US can see the light or not, crypto wont be stopped by SEC

>> No.9284759

Looks like ETH is trending downward now (12h).

Itll go down but remember the previous SEC fud threads...
The best way to deal with it is to NOT PANIC SELL and not do the meme tether tactic. Double down and buy when the shaky hands sell.

If ETH collapses down to 500, im buying hard. You saw how quickly it ran to 800...

>> No.9284760

>>9284672


This. Being a working class burger is real fucking gay.

>> No.9284761

Is this why everything is taking a dive??

>> No.9284768

>>9284672
this. If accredited investor status was to protect investors, there would be a limit to how many lottery tickets I could buy. there would be a limit to how much I could gamble at a casino. but there isnt.

>> No.9284769

>>9284616

Sec will say it a security. The question is if they carve out some special rules or exceptions for crypto

>> No.9284775

When have boomers ever been known to fuck anyone over anon get realistic

>> No.9284810

>>9284535
I care not what a bunch of faggots say.

>> No.9284904

What is going in? Can someone fill me in? I've been on vacation for a week

>> No.9284923
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>>9284535

> No Crypto for Burgers
> banned from all exchange.

>> No.9285059

>>9284904
come here big guy

>> No.9285338
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9285338

>Burgers thinking their country set the standards for the rest of the world like if they have been internationally relevant since the end of the 80's

>> No.9285376

>>9284923
YES

>> No.9285378
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>>9284535
Poor americans as if being the designated goyship wasn't enough

>> No.9285402
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>>9285338
>here I pretend my trashy song is deep and full of meaning

>> No.9285464

>>9284552
>yfw tether is a security too

>> No.9285635
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9285635

USGay is the entire world

>> No.9285645

>>9284535
Priced in.

>> No.9286167

>>9284684
gay

>> No.9286177

>>9285464

kekd so hard at this

>> No.9286196

I don't understand why the SEC classifying ETH as a security is a bad thing. Please explain

>> No.9286228

>>9286196
ETH will be banned from American exchanges.
Americans will be banned from any exchange where ETH is traded. (All of them)

>> No.9286243

>>9284672
If they do then I don't care. I will just not pay taxes then while transferring everything to wallets/coin mixing as a capital loss, until the future when I can report those wallet gains as new investments.

This and most modern governments are criminal against the common people. At least in China you can pay off clurks and tax men.

>> No.9286244

>>9284535
the boomies are coming for their pound of flesh! Satoshi knew this would happen and structured BTC accordingly. BTC is not a security

>> No.9286260

>>9284535
NO ANON YOU CAN'T HAVE WHAT YOU WANT!
THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AN YOU MUST RESPECT THE GOVERNMENT MAKING YOU LESS FREE!

>> No.9286277

>>9284769
XRP is 100% fucked while ETH is only 90% fucked

>> No.9286286
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>>9284535
Kikes gonna kike. Nothing new. I can't wait till we completely leave their system of centralized control on all fronts of society.

>> No.9286304

So what do you guys think is gonna happen tomorrow? Red seas all over and pink wojaks

>> No.9286319

>>9286304
if it's a security Crypto is unironically done
if it isn't then expect bullrun

>> No.9286338

>>9286304
expect a lot of young people to get their first taste of the boomer. Expect plenty of rage, threats and questions about leaving America to continue trading ETH/XRP. Expect some conversation about the jewish problem and if they were involved in the bans.

>> No.9286347

>>9286319
Wrong. It only means decentralized exchanges will explode while corporate exchanges close their doors (in the USA).

>> No.9286363

>>9286347
that’s not how it works kiddo. Boomers passed laws after 9/11 so that banks and payment processors have to monitor any suspicious transactions. This will simply include crypto profits after these coins are rightfully defined as securities. Prepare to get boomied :)

>> No.9286364

>>9286347
>Coinbase dies
>the way poeple in the US get into crypto
>the US is the largest economy
>implying barring them from entry won't kill crypti

>> No.9286365

>>9286338
OWS made the kike banking mafia evident. This will cause a full out war against those rotten rats.

>> No.9286385

>>9286364
>Amerifats barred from ICOs
>ICOs die
oh wait

>> No.9286403

>>9286365

Wishful thinking. There will be some media coverage for maybe like a week tops and then everyone will forget.

>> No.9286412

>>9286385
>implying ICOs are on the same level as LITERALLY EVERYTHING

>> No.9286420
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>>9284535
Protip faggots put 10% of portfolio in EOS before Monday. If crypto becomes a security, only centralized jewery like EOS will succeed. The only possible hedge against the Semitic Exchange Commission

>> No.9286465

>>9286363
too bad I'm just hodling until fiat dies :^)

>> No.9286472

>vitalik will be asked to work with a new commission/taskforce for crypto regulation
>all declared securities tokens will move to a certain blockchain or their own or crumble/legal issues
>erc20 tokens will be moved to new cleansed fork, gain traction with the help of coinbase who will also be leading this effort
>he will admit again that he feels eth is overvalued

worse case scenario really

>> No.9286474

>>9286412
>implying you're a retard

>> No.9286497
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9286497

This good for crypto

>> No.9286510
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>>9286472
>>he will admit again that he feels eth is overvalued

>> No.9286524

>>9286364
>Implying the world revolves around your country
Coinbase will just operate outside of the USA, besides people don't use coinbase as much anymore

>> No.9286535

>>9286524
>implying the world doesn't revolve around the US
kek

>> No.9286544

so if ETH is declared a security and I, as a burger, am already holding 50 of then what does that mean?

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>>9286535

>> No.9286572

>>9286228
>americans thinking they're relevant
This is a good thing, it will eliminate all of the weak, fat burger hands

>> No.9286573

>>9286535
It doesn't, there's plenty of overseas exchanges that allow you to buy and trade. Every smart burger (not very much of them) is already using an overseas exchange to prevent getting fucked with taxes.

>> No.9286592

>>9286544
you go to jail

>> No.9286610

>>9284672
Well said anon.

>> No.9286615

>>9286497
It unironically is. Crypto's value will no longer be tied to muttbucks

>> No.9286668

>>9286592
wrong.

>> No.9286711

>>9284672
Written like a little boy

>> No.9286721

>>9286573
How does an overseas exchange help prevent getting taxed? Wouldn't you get fucked anyway?

>> No.9286773

>>9284535
https://www.trustnodes.com/2018/05/06/big-day-eth-secs-chairman-already-stated-ethereum-not-security

>> No.9286799

>>9286773
until an official statement comes out it's nothing

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9286804

Tfw in my bank application
>Blockchain asstets management consultant
W..who do you work for anon ?
Classified. My contracts have strong NDAs. Not a joke.

>> No.9287013

>>9286773
That doesn't say what you think it means.

>> No.9287030

If there were serious risk of this killing the price people would already be selling like mad

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>>9284768

>> No.9287261

>>9284684
Genuine retard

>> No.9287438
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Remember when choyna banned btc?

>> No.9287457

This is 100% to make people panic sell so that they can buy more.

Suddenly when they don't need to buy anymore ethereum somehow won't be a security.

You guys really think this is going to be a long lasting decision when people like goldman sachs are starting to get into this now.

It's amazing how transparent this manipulation is yet it will most likely work.

>> No.9287511

rofl south korea has more money in crypto than all of USA, burgers thinking theyre the whole world again.USA will only get left behind if that happens

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>>9284535
they wont take our coins

>> No.9287556

>>9284535
This why the market down hell yeah means I get to go ALL IN on bad news can not fucking wait. Actually might go all in today in a few hours because market anticipating bad news and I'm gonna capitalize on the masses emotions.

>> No.9287596

>>9287511
Pretty much. By making ERC20 coins a security they stifle innovation of dApps in the USA. Asia will then become the leaders of dApp and blockchain development.
The future will be scary if this happens, especially if big brother loving china gets the lead.

>> No.9287634

Why does America ruin everything for its people.

Rip poker
Rip Icos
Rip crypto

>> No.9287670

>>9284672
It’s the fucking kikes and their bullshit as usual

>> No.9287707

>>9284535
what does it mean that they define it as a security? practically speaking?

people cant take part in ICOs but anything else?

>> No.9287858

I'll just use a proxy to buy/sell crypto then. Probably won't even sell because the dip will be very short lived and followed by a rocketing up once people realize this ends the constant USA FUD and guarantees Goldman Sachs is going to be entering the market off the backs of US normies. Kind of sad how transparent the manipulation will be.

>> No.9287888

>>9286711
t. boot licker

>> No.9287908

>>9284672
>I have two choices: take a giant loan out, a one-way ticket. or get a corporate career and save up. Both are bullshit. The accredited investor bullshit is not for my protection. It's so the rich can continually get richer because they know even the middle and low class are just as capable of succeeding as they are, so they mark up barriers and threaten passage with legal action. Prosperity and freedom my ass.
been thinking this for a long time. we are in the same spot. im about to just go all in on link and say fuck it our backs are up against a wall what are we to do

>> No.9287919

>>9284535
How, famalam? they can’t just pick who wins and loses, if they’re gonna say one thing’s a security they have to say everything is a security. If they pick the latter then they’re gonna have the next American Civil War or even WWIII on their hands. How would they even enforce it? What can they really do?

>> No.9287930

>>9284535

I don´t fear. Even if worst case happens and SEC declares ETH and all ETH-based tokens as securities, this will not harm other cryptos.

I have a widespread portfolio and some cryptos will prevail.
The crypto-market as a whole has develeoped far beyond the point a government can afford to totally ban it on a long term.
On a long term even the normies will learn, that the blockchain-technology is the future of doing payments in this century.

>> No.9288023

>>9287596
asia is already the leader

>> No.9288032

>>9284535

Burgers think they matter in crypto. Kek.

Call me when Korea, China or Japan have some news.

>> No.9288211

>>9287919
Crypto is not as big as you think anon... The kikes will try to nip it in the bud if it benefits them.

>> No.9288242

What time tomorrow is this SEC meeting supposed to happane?

>> No.9288732

>>9287634
The shadow government and deep state are still pulling the strings. Europe isn't looking too good either now is it? Muslims flowing in like no tomorrow. Trump can only do so much. Theresa May is deep state. Feel for every country affected by all this bullshit. Eventually it has to end.

>> No.9288897

>>9288211
>try
They're too late

>> No.9289125

>>9288242
there wont be one

>> No.9289280

>>9288242
Looking for this too

>> No.9289572
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>>9284672
This

You racist goyim thought you will just get rich at no cost? You thought you could circumvent the system leaving all the accredited investors and (((them))) behind you? You thought you will just use your money as you please without being (((protected)))?

If (((they))) get pissed off enough they will ban any bank-crypto exchange interaction thus claiming all your gains as illegal/money laundering. And since all the exchanges aren't government-approved it's gonna be very easy for them to do that, so any crypto gains in the not so distant future may be on pair with money from drug dealing etc

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9289876

>Our guy will not let us down.

>> No.9289923

Something is going on because ETC is up 11% and ETH is down -3%. Hmm...