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9283502 No.9283502 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, sirs, first of, i know that this is Reddit Tier Level.

We are creating a Video for Pick related. The Narration is already done, we now simply need People to voice the different characters.
The only requirement is that its without background noise and understandable.

Link to Discord on
www.thepinkwojak.com

You can choose one Character and record via vocaroo right away.

(cont)

>> No.9283518

Manager
“Mr. Wojak! You better stop right now.”
“Mr. Wojak! You better unhand that customer right now or you’re fired!”
“Mr. Wojak I’m going to have to report you to the police. You are clearly a danger to yourself.”

Cashier
“I’m sorry sir we don’t sell alcohol after 11:00pm.”

NoLinker#1
“What is that?”

NoLinker#2
“It’s the green dildo!”

NoLinker#3
“It’s come!”

NoLinker#4
“I KNOW YOU HAVE LINK! I’ll give you $500 for it!”

Stacey
“Wojak! It’s me, Stacey!”
“What’s going on? Let me in!”

Pajeet
“Son, I am prepared to offer you $700 for a LINK! I am buying 100,000 my good sirs.” The rich normie smiled confidently.

NoLinker#5
“$900! Limit buy 100 LINK for $900!”

NoLinker#6
“Market buying LINK! Market buy oh God please let my buy go through!”

NoLinker#7
“The exchanges are crashing!”

NoLinker8
“$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”

Link-Marine#1
“It’s Sergey!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#2
“He’s come to take us to Lamboland!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#3
“It’s the pilot!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#4
“1000 EOY!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#5
“We’re not selling!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#6
“Tonight. Tonight. Tonight.”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

>> No.9283527

are you fucking gay? like, for real?

>> No.9283537

BigMac
“Working late on New Years Eve?”
“It’s okay Wojak. You will get one,”
“It will be alright Wojak. I love McDonalds,”

Sergey
“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.”
“Strap in, boys.”

Wojak
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,”
“How?”
“How can you expect me to get a girlfriend? I have never had a girlfriend!”
“My shitty car is 10 years old and I work at McDonalds!”
“Shut up Big Mac! You don’t understand! I was supposed to make it. I waited all year! You don’t know what true disappointment is,” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“I was supposed to be rich! I was supposed to leave this job!”
“Do you understand what it’s like to be betrayed by someone you trusted? How all of your hopes dashed? Every day I waited. I sacrificed. I accumulated. For what? I’m going to end it all tonight!”
“I’m going to end it all! Fuck this gay Earth! I’m going to market sell all my LINK at midnight!”
“It was supposed to be 1000 EOY! 1000!”
“That won’t be necessary,”
“They told me I was delusional,”
“I should be lucky if we even got $5 or $10 EOY.”
“Okay.”
“Who are you?”
“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”
“What’s going on?”
“But she’s my oneitis!”
“Big Mac!”
“Do you forgive me for punching you?”
“Please take me to lamboland with you. I’m sorry!”

General
“Get in Marine!”
“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!”
“Oh, it’s real alright.”
“The noLinkers are killing themselves.”
“Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”
“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”
“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”
“Take no one with you,”
“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.”
“Fuck off! We’re not selling,”
“You can’t be tempted.”
“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”

>> No.9283540

Holy shit dude. What have we become

>> No.9283543

>>9283527
That's a nice ID you have there.

>> No.9283549

>>9283543
gennady golovkin here

>> No.9283569

>>9283540
I like it
>implying /tv/ and /v/ didnt do this sort of shit

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>>9283549
hi there manlet

>> No.9283575

Hi I’m from reddit hehe and this idea looks like a lot fun

>> No.9283582

>>9283502
I like this. Will there be animation?

>> No.9283599

>>9283582
Bizonacci likes the Idea, he will probably help out, he wanted to do it in the future aswell.

So yeah, we will animate it.

>> No.9283640

>>9283527
>>9283540
don't listen to them, OP. they are consumers not creators their opinions mean literally nothing.
This sounds awesome.

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>>9283640
>>9283569
>>9283582

go for it, choose a one liner and try
even if it sucks and people laugh at you,
its not like anyone knows who you are

> making memes like pic related

>> No.9283878

>>9283690
did my best "omnipotent sergey"
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bMRL1l9Rtr

might have a better effect with some reverb on that, I have audio production software if that's necessary.

>> No.9283987

>>9283878
nice
could you do the bigmac lines aswell?
but like a fat guy, hard to explain but i gues you know what i mean
like there has to be some difference to the "omnipotent" sergey

>> No.9284019

When I read the original pasta I actually had a tear in my eye at the end.

>> No.9284020

>>9283878
OK that's actually pretty good.

>> No.9284038
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>>9284019
i know, same here

>> No.9284039

>>9283878
good

nice job OP, I like stupid shit like this, i might contribute later if I'm drunk

>> No.9284229

>>9283987
my mic is kind of shit so let me know if there's too much pop.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LutkBGdKML

>> No.9284330

While we're at it making meme content to pimp LINK, I might do a LINK related cover to this later tonight when I get back from wageslaving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

>> No.9284434

>>9284229
Can you do more?

>> No.9284485
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>>9284229
its alright, ofcourse a better mic would be better but its just a fun project

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>>9283502
my nigga

>> No.9284623
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>>9283502
>reddit level
>/biz/ has lowest level seen since christianisation of rome
please just stop.

>> No.9284644

OP, I own pinkwojak.com. Interested?

>> No.9284661

>>9284434
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iuqzkvFUpF

>> No.9284692

>>9284598
i cant believe im autistic enough to be in tears at the end

>> No.9284720

>>9284644
nah sorry bought thepinkwojak already

>> No.9284727

>>9283502
I really like the artstyle for some reason

I don't own any link but I hope you guys make it

>> No.9284747

>>9284720
Basta

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push

>> No.9285212

>>9284598
This gave me gooseumps

>> No.9285237
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>> No.9285319

>>9283502

I'll for sure contribute once I'm home with a decent microphone. If you don't get everything you need, I hope you keep making a new thread.

>> No.9285508

contributing with a bump

>> No.9285566

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CQsQQzfNd7

tonight

>> No.9285613

>>9285566
you sound like you want to be as quiet as possible so your parents don't hear you

>> No.9285634

>>9285613
mummy says no tendies if im too noisy

>> No.9285766

>>9285566
Can't record with someone else in the house who cares, anon. You need to use your performance voice, not your parents' basement voice.

>> No.9285773

>>9284229
>my mic is kind of shit so let me know if there's too much pop.
windscreen. if no windscreen, speak perpedicular to the diaphragm.

>> No.9286014
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9286014

I would love to help but I only have this shitty mic on hand, sorry

>> No.9286163

>>9283518
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JOktn7ZlH6

>> No.9286221

>>9286014
That’s a decent mic anon

Learn mic placement and you won’t get pops, have the mic off to the side of your face kinda in a 45 degree angle facing you. Say the word “pop” and put your hand in front of mouth, you’ll feel the pressure released on the p and where your mic should not be

>> No.9286232

>>9285566
>>9285613
what he said we need EMOTION
You have to feel the JOY of the Linkies