/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIT earnings tomorrow, get on board and short this turd.

got 3k$ to dump into one stock what will it be? i like to live dangerously

>>9199447
How dangerously?

EBIO for maximum gains, fairly high risk

For suicide tier buy Snapchat

>>9199447
Sprint might be worth looking into, they have to be bottoming out soon.

"On the memory front, we feel that for NAND we're going to be turning the corner very soon. For DRAM, we also think that we are near the peak, possibly at the end of this year," Apple CFO Luca Maestri said on the iPhone manufacturer's earnings call Tuesday afternoon.

Jesus, Sprint November calls are so cheap it isn't even really a gamble.

>>9199668
pls no

ive started getting 18 month 3% fee cash advances on my credit cards and plowing them into triple weighted SP500 funds

>>9199800
That wasn't a good idea anon.

>>9199800
>ive started getting 18 month 3% fee cash advances on my credit cards and plowing them into triple weighted SP500 funds

>>9199447
Shopify, easy money

AAPL literally saved the stock market

i should've held onto my SNAP puts

>>9200146
What do you think the value of this will be tomorrow big5-kun?

>>9200163
about threefiddy

idk, depends on premarket, id say SNAP has awhile to fall, they have a 1.25b O/S and i'd think that if anything they would have a buyout rumor to turn the tides and that rumor probably won't start until under $5 due to the O/S count

>>9200203
I honestly don't want to hold it too long and get greedy, modest profits are the way in my opinion. If pre-market doesn't turn up anything significant I would hope for a 50% return at least.

>>9200146
>that pinball one
That one enrages me like nothing else.

>>9200129
Futures already bogged anon...

I think apple will do what google did. Hard to hide the fact youre selling less phones despite all the rental/phone subsidy shenanigans and tax cuts

Anyone do out of the money calls/puts

It's seems to good to be true...

>>9200363
Apple needs a good loss to start actually creating innovative products.
>>9200390
I'm going to hit up S tomorrow for that very reason.

>>9200261
theres an arcade by me that you pay 10 dollars an hour to play as much arcade games you want, theres a shit ton of pinball machines and that feel is a deep feel whenever it happens, i couldn't imagine the feel when having to pay for it

>>9200514
I would kill to have that in my town.

>>9200535
its really bad ass, my friend and i just get real drunk and high and play street fighter and mortal combat until we get over crowded with little kids wanting to play. The chick that works there is some stoner chick that is obviously obsessed with NES and lets us play longer than the hour we paid for. I don't usually take my girlfriend cause she kicks my ass in just about every arcade game

/BTE/ boys

Hop in.

>>9200785
Looks like it would be FOMOing to do that now.

>>9200821
Thats how i felt as i was buying more and more on the way up. Shit has no brakes apparently.

wew what the fuck is the asx doing

>>9199447
ENPH

Namaste Technologies starts trading on the TSXV tomorrow. In the past, cannabis companies who made the jump from CSE to TSXV have received significant pumps upon arrival on the larger big boy exchange.

>>9200363
doesnt matter
they raised dividend
stock will go up

google needs to start paying a dividend

>>9202690
>>9200363
also futures are barely down at all from 4pm market close

>Revenue minus 21%
>HIV franchise is growing at a slower rate
JUST

>>9200146
You're not alone, senpai.
My hands... So weak...
I need to jerk it more to improve my grip.

long DB
try and stop me

>>9200785
Earnings for them are May 3rd

>>9203800
>It's a bank
>earnings are barely profitable
>one ER was very negative
What the fug.

>>9199420
>Basic rundown on Options:
>[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed)
>[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed)
Nice try, OP.

Morning

All these pink ids

FED SHITPOSTING DAY!
GET FUCKING HYPED!

Buy TMV in preparation for fed shitpost?

ID color is....

oh.

oh god no.

No!

NOOOOOOOO!

1.70% up and the US market aint even open yet, huzzah.

Fuck, Marketwatch isnt loading stock pages properly.
I know i could use something else but I find it the comfiest.

Morning, all!

Looking green. Are we cashing out this AM and walking away till the FOMC madness is through, or do we cash out and go VIX?

FED SHITPOST DAY EVRYONE

GET READY FOR SOME WILD RIDES AT 2

Good morning! Who's ready for a fucking ride today?

>>9199447
SPHS
>never had a bad trial
>P2b data coming soon by eo june
>localized, enzyme activated prostate cancer and BPH treatment reduces or ablates tumors at the 6 month biopsy after one injection
>management has a history of M&A

>>9205193
I bought some TVIX at close just in case today is a clusterfuck.

Morning all

>>9205585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3eiC2tcp8

>>9200726
>I don't usually take my girlfriend cause she kicks my ass in just about every arcade game
thats a keeper for sure

>>9201630
>what is ASX doing?
>$5 per share
>P/E of 83
getting delisted eventually, i suppose

>GILD will eventually moon because it is a company that literally eradicated life-threatening diseases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q

>>9205821

>>9200514
>>9200726
When I was 12 or so I was part of a summer bowling league that my friends mom signed us up for. The bowling alley had a small arcade and had the first Mortal Kombat arcade game in it. We’d rush through our bowling and go play the rest of the day. I sucked at it but they also had a Terminator 2 shooting game, one with the fake Uzi attached to it that you shot. I could run up a good score on that. Guess that’s cause my dad had been teaching me to shoot since I could remember.

>>9203800
You do know they decided to cut jobs in New York and their trading desk lost 17% when every other bank MADE money during the same timeframe. All reported on the same day.

Some music to wake up to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC44L5T0FVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1-WpWOUk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qy_GOcN9i8

>>9205844
as fucking evil as that statement is, they got a point. sick people that get better dont need medicine anymore. if you eradicate completely the disease/illness youre trying to prevent, thats it, youre outta business.

this is why so many pharma companies focus on things that treat symptoms. NOT cures. they want those lifetime subscriptions/prescriptions.

>>9204375
>>9205112
>>9205143

Good news already! New 2 month treasury bill! I love trading the 4 week now. I think I'll love this one too!

AVGR ask getting slapped premarket, could continue to climb today

>>9205926
how much ROI do you get trading these 4wks?
and if you dont mind me asking where do you go to make a competitive bid on them?

>>9205957
Not much as I don't trade huge amounts. I've been buying at auction then dumping onto the open market if it's profitable. Otherwise just "hodl"; it's only 4 weeks so not an eternity to wait.

I've been using Treasury Direct. Finally was able to open an account there after getting an ITIN. You see, I'm a leaf, and had to jump through hoops.

Spotify is up past their launch price? Wild.

>>9205899
This is where government needs to interject and put huge incentives on cures.
Should be some kind of big tax deduction scheme at a certain rate for a certain amount of years.
Or if its a small company they just straight up get paid a ton of money for a few years after getting it done.
I dont think people would get too upset seeing their tax money go towards rewarding cures.

And if everything gets cured, well you go into the human 2.0 business and start making us better instead.

>>9206067
yeah since its 4wks theres no coupons its just the difference between face value you bought at up to par, right? the only ones i saw were kinds of silly. 1k par and they were getting sold at like 995. doesnt even seem like enough to cover slippage. perhaps im looking at the wrong ones?

>>9206114
this would be awesome. but i think this
>And if everything gets cured, well you go into the human 2.0 business and start making us better instead.
goes against the plan

>>9203761
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I SHOULD'VE HELD MY SNAP PUTS!!! AARRGHHH

Just keeping habit even though no money for trade today after wiped out by bank error..... sad penis

Another dump day today

SACRIFICE SNAP TO KEEP THE MARKET GOING ANOTHER MONTH

hey does anyone know when the FED meeting is today? i got some work i gotta do that will keep me away for a couple hours. i definitely wanna be back here to daytrade with the FEDbots tho

>>9206192
kek

>>9206135
My big problem right now with these is finding a market. I've had to call banks and deal. There is no "exchange" per say. I've been trying to get on MarketAxess, but I suspect you need a lot of cash (like millions to trade with) or need to be an Broker-Dealer.

On another note... Watching AVGR on open. Otherwise going back to bed.

>>9206209
Time to shitpost on SNAP

>>9206213
ah so you just phone it in the ol' fashioned way?
i guess that makes sense

>>9206213
>Watching AVGR on open.

>>9206253
>bestiality on muh blu board
disgusting

>>9206184
Your autistic ability to decipher this scares me.

>giant red dildo on open
alright im walking away. ill see you boys at 2 when the REAL fun starts

>>9206253
Actually, this is disgusting. I'm not playing for a fucking nickel.

>>9206209
>>9206341
I actually don't think anything will happen at 2. Consensus is a rate hold. No press conference scheduled. I really don't think anything will happen unless you look at fixed income or ForEx.

Namaste Technologies' first day on TSXV today. They requested a trade halt pending news. That could be big. Possible moon shot incoming on this.

>>9206400
Market cap 1.23m with 59% of the float short... if you don't know what a short squeeze is or how to play it then yeah i suggest you don't touch it, don't want your virgin trading hands to fuck it up for everyone else

>>9206453
I just don't think today is a good day for it. I don't know where you get your data from either.

Shares Outstanding
4.38 M
Public Float
4.36 M
SHORT INTEREST (04/13/18)
Shares Sold Short
471,753
Percent of Float
10.81%

Also, market cap is $5.11M.

If it wasn't a FOMC day, maybe... I don't think this will break $1.94 for a new HOD.

sorry i should of come sooner CSCO

>>9206629
if all bulls hold it'll climb due to shorts needing to cover.. i get my info from finviz which is pretty accurate

where did you get that info??

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1506928/000110465918026730/a18-12157_110ka.htm

pg 12. issued and out 833,597

there was a reverse split, hope you calculated for that.. finviz is usually pretty accurate, when it comes to share structure, might be a couple weeks slow but it's pretty damn accurate.. still curious to know where you got your info..

>>9206724
That's why I'm holding hard on my BGFV position, shorties ain't getting my tasty shares

>>9206724
TD, Trading View, and the WSJ all report a higher float.

I've placed a limit buy on it either way.
The way it's trending, I might get my order filled.

>>9206740
it really is a shame that some people in this thread don't know how to play a short squeeze, we could get some massive runners but too many people like this fag>>9206629 that slow down progress with their pessimistic attitude and lack of knowledge to the subject

>>9206772
>TD, Trading View, and the WSJ all report a higher float.
link?

i have TD and they aren't always up to date on stocks below 500m market cap. Didn't know Tradingview has share strucutre.. Link for WSJ?

>>9206794
https://quotes.wsj.com/AVGR

I want to buy puts. I want to feel good about a company failing. I missed SNAP puts yesterday, and fuck that.

So. FIT or GPRO? Or do any of yall have other ideas?

>>9206773
I think people think of shares of an infinite number other than finite, if bulls hold and shorts get squeezed it creates high demand and low supply. Easy.

>>9206817
ill keep an eye on that site, most sites don't have up to date info on stocks trading that low, you sometimes get better up to date info on OTCQB stocks than you do with nasdaq or amex..

>>9206871
>if bulls hold and shorts get squeezed it creates high demand and low supply. Easy.
exactly, i don't see how thats so hard to understand for some.. like it's really kind of a no brainer, theres only so many shares the shorts have to cover, if all bulls hold the supply they can demand the price imo (as long as dilution is at a minimum)

Looks like the market doesnt give two shits about apple today, let the slow bleed commence.

>>9206917
Right shoulder looks like it’s in place.

>>9206872
When did the split actually happen and what was the ratio? I've seen the announcement just over 3 months ago, but could not get info. I also saw an article about a $18M public offering of convertible shares on 2/14/18.

I bought a BGFV call today. $10 in July. How foolish am I?

>>9207000
the market cap is 1.23m there really is no need to look further and pick it apart for a trade on a stock that low unless you plan on investing in it, it's just a trade, i also already provided you a link with that info, you will waste your time looking into a trade that should only be for 2-5 days, it's not and investment.. its a trade.. a short squeeze..

>I also saw an article about a $18M public offering of convertible shares on 2/14/18.
again there is no need to pick this apart for a 2-3 day trade.. really you are completely missing the point of this trade, its a short squeeze. Those shares won't hit the market for awhile, they take time to convert, DWAC over from the TA and get cleared by the broker and clearing firm...

What should I buy guy?

Thanks Snapchat, the ST page is just a fucking embarrassment at this point. It's worth raiding.

>>9207166
>there's SNAP bulls posting RIGHT NOW saying next stop $12

>>9207105
Well I've got a limit set. If it fills, it fills. If it doesn't it doesn't.

Anyway, off to the doctor. See you later guys!

>>9207159
GILD
wait for tomorrow or the day after when it bottoms out

>>9207369
>Well I've got a limit set. If it fills, it fills. If it doesn't it doesn't.
its a short squeeze, you are supposed to slap the ask and set a sell limit high, you aren't supposed to put a bid in... i really don't think you understand how it works.. thanks for trying also the r/s was 1:40 on 1/30/2018

>BGNE today

>>9207312
They are dead set on losing their money. I imagine most of the bulls are in so deep they have to stay positive otherwise they would probably kill themselves.

Finally got internet in my new apartment. I'm the guy who got raped by MU and MU Calls, and has BKS puts and BAC puts thanks to memeline guy.

>>9207492
I don't think you have a new appartment enjoy your street

>>9206870
Bought FIT puts for earnings report. Here we go!

Also a couple shares of WWE because I think they might do well but I'm not confident enough to buy calls

>>9207492
>BKS puts
i got some too.. when do we start bashing?

>>9207506
lol

>>9206184
The fact that you showed up today separates you from a good % of traders

>>9207481
Somebody just doubled down on $15 calls, I can't believe it

>>9207312

Is now a good time to buy KO?

>>9207582
Looking at that page gave me a whole new respect for /smg/. Even at our worst we aren't anywhere close to as bad as those idiots are.

>>9207677
I ain't buying shit until after the fed shitpost

Just made 290 off RRR. Next up, finding entry for MGM

>>9207535
My shits expire in July and it's holding at resistance. No telling!

i did a bunch of amphetamines and had love with two black chicks last night.

IMTE

what the fuck

>>9207746
how do I trade on this information?

>>9207746
Was surprised until I read the trip code. Sounds about right. I wish I could have shorted your sobriety right out of rehab kek.

>>9207746
>and had love with two black chicks last night.
>had love

It isn't love when you have to pay them.

>>9207746
AIDS

>>9207746
baggy no! you were doing so well. and now you probably have aids or some STD that will make your life hell

>>9207761
>how do I trade on this information?
OSUR sells an at home HIV test kit

>>9207746
how black where they?

>>9207746

>Volume: 1
oh FUCK

>>9207784
He doesn't seem like the type of guy to use condoms does he?

>>9207811
Raw dog or nothing

>>9207807

>>9207761
Long GILD
They have a blockbuster HIV drug

>>9207839
>>9207827
>>9207811

Why won't my yeast rise?

Is anyone actually trading today or are we just shitposting?

>>9207880
Just playing earnings, have plenty of time to shit post.

>>9207880
It's pretty boring and sidways for me.

>>9207746
Ignore the haters. That's lovely to hear.

>>9207880
pretty much just shitposting until the fed shitposts

EBIO is the only thing keeping me from killing myself due to boredom.

>>9207746

>yfw the amrs guys were right again and it went back up again

>>9207880
I'm just laughing at SNAP bulls on stock twits at this point

>>9207935
I bought in at $2.40. EBIO has been treating me well.

>>9207946
if big5guy is right about the convertibles, they will keep bumping up a little and then get diluted at around 7. theres literally no reason it hast filled that gap yet. im gonna hop back in on ER whenever they announce it tho because ive had good luck with it. just cant deal with it day to day right now

>>9206870
>>9207516

didnt FIT just make a big deal with google

>>9208016
Yep
I am trying scoop me 1000$ worth of shares if it dips into the 6.50 area

>>9207772
I didn't pay them, they were sluts.

>>9207789
They were dark.

holy fucking red dildos all of a sudden what the FUCK

>>9208047
ive never fucked a black chick. is it true their pussys taste like shit?

>>9208063
all pussies taste like shit

>>9208061
WHOA SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9208028
Yes, but I don't think it will be reflected in Q1 earnings and I believe there will be a dump.

>>9208061
here come the central bankers and their frens

>>9208072
shit taste desu

>>9208063
i wouldn't know what shit tastes like. they smelled like chicks though.

>>9199447
$NLST

About to take off. Buyout on the horizon.

>>9208079
>was up $1500 less than an hour ago
>now down $200

just fuck my shit up

>>9208016
>if big5guy is right
Got some bad news.

Really though the amrs convertible owners actually have no reason to convert any time soon.

>>9208105

>>9208102
>they smelled like chicks though.
well thats a start.. got any pics?

>>9208063
Black girls pussies usually stink because they don't wash it. Then again black people in general usually smell because they don't believe in deodorant.

>>9208111
>Really though the amrs convertible owners actually have no reason to convert any time soon.
i got news for you... they already converted some and have them sitting in the O/S right now....

>>9208105
$1700? How?

>>9208111
ill be back before ER for sure. they served me well. ill miss my 3 entry but i need my funds elsewhere

>>9208126
see THIS is the kind of raw wisdom i come here for

>>9208105
kek
wouldnt it be fun to be a one of these guys?
>be central bankers fren
>text from powell
>"market is kil"
>"yes"
>brb imma sell 2MILLION SHARES SHORT ON THE QQQ

it must be a fucking blast
i cant even blame them

>>9208163
I am.. entirely overexposed right now

>>9208072
you might be homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that

>>9208125
Sure I can dox my self on 4chan.

>>9208190
sex smells bad

>>9199420
Daily reminder to buy Twitter before it skyrockets. You don’t want to be priced out!
Also OKTA.

>>9208166
>see THIS is the kind of raw wisdom i come here for
when i was in jail there would be arguements about the blacks not showering.they literally would not shower for weeks. they would also always get in fights over who was in control of the dorm for their race, they would always have a power struggle in their race. The other races would have to talk to whoever was in charge of the black race at the time about a certain few blacks that just would not shower. I can't tell you how many people I saw get dragged into the shower with their clothes on and they held them there and washed them as the person being washed would be on the verge of crying... no lie

>>9208184
I have to sell like $20k worth of holdings before end of market or else my broker will do it for me

fucking Regulation-T

>>9208196
not of you... of the girls...

>>9208105
The only thing I got in the black right now is LQD puts.

>>9208230
Oh my bad. No I didn't take any pictures.

>>9208196
>he cute

IMTE!!!

>>9208258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCKxztv7pc

>>9208275
what the fuck

>>9208184
if it makes you feel any better, on these FED days they normally initially push it in the opposite direction of where we end up

>>9208209
kek this is EXACTLY what i heard from my buddies who were in jail. i feel like /pol/ would love jail

>>9208196
10/10 would split an 8ball with

>>9208296
>>9208258

>>9208209
Why were you in jail? How long?
Also, I’d imagine that the a lot of low iq (my nice way of saying dumb) blacks tend to go to jail, can you confirm? Or were they on par with every other race there.

Will Musk finally pull it off today?

>>9208275
>>9208304

I tried to get you guys in >>9207747

was holding a 1000 shares of SNAP into earnings boys, tell me it's going to be ok tell me we are all gonna make it

>>9208342

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having chicken Kiev, rice, and steamed carrots and I'm up 6% today. Laughing at SNAP permabulls to pass the time. I gotta eat quick, I gotta go see a buddy in the cancer ward :(

>>9208345
Seriously anon, why would you even buy that shit stock to begin with? Cut your losses and get out, SNAP is the official sponsor of brainlets.

>>9208342
I would’ve too, I just bought that one medical company VLRX just because I had left over money. It’s my bad that I didn’t see your shill posting about it.
Hope you’re making good gains anon.

OH NO OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>>9208379
i'm no warren buffet man just wanted to do a little shitstock gambling didn't turn out so well

>>9208337
i was in and out alot from age 18-21.. There were some dumb blacks in there for sure, i live in san bernardino county which is a terrible shit hole. One time there was a black guy that went in there with crack in him (he swallowed rocks) and one of the white guys was a heroin addict and was giving the black guy some "stool softners" to help shit out the crack, the guy was sitting on the toilet for like 2 days trying to take a shit and another white guy was like.. let me see what you are giving him, he looks at the package and goes.. this is imodium! and the other white guy goes.. so? then he says.. its not a stool softner it's making him constipated! LMAO the black guy had crack in him for like 3 days because some guy was giving him imodium thinking it was stool softner

>>9208372
I had a bag of salt and vinegar chips.

>>9208372
Hope your friend is okay. Tell him not to eat any sugar or carbs because it feeds that stuff. Le

>>9208372
Based lunchbro always on time

I am getting JUSTed by GILD because they sell drugs that actually CURE people
Now I am waiting for a green day to sell covered call

>>9208410
Le was supposed to be *Keto diet.*

>>9208342
try posting an /smg/ approved meme in the post next time

i know i just ignore single ticker/one line posts because theyre usually awful picks meant to fuck you

send up the friendly flag and well pump with you next time.

what the fuck happened anyways?

>>9208446
>what the fuck happened anyways?

Nothing. There's no news, PR, nothing.

It's a just a extremely low float that's being pumped.

>>9208372
Still too lazy to get out of bed, will probably reheat some popcorn shrimp and au gratin potatoes in the microwave like the piece of shit that I am.
>>9208402
1000 shares though anon!?

>>9208446
Filtered

>>9208275
>375% in three days
I wish I knew about this.

Portfolio still up 2.7% despite Amerifats shitting the bed

>>9208479
>missing all the fun pumping microcap shitstocks with us
shitter taste than this guy >>9208072

>>9208536

Volume is still under 1M

I wouldn't be surprised if it runs like this all day

If I buy a stock and go long could I use CFDs and go short with it as a hedge? Wouldn't it be like an option but without the time decay?

USO is building again like crazy.
bound to move one way or another.
im thinking up

>>9208585
>hedging w/ futures
im fairly certain this is ACTUALLY how its done. were all just LARPing with options desu

>>9208538

>>9208685
CFDs are not futures
I am actually wondering if what the anon said makes sense.

>>9208585
CFDs don't have time decay, but they do come with holding costs. These are generally paid if you hold a position after the 5pm EST US markets close. They are paid after every session and throughout the weekend.

>>9208588
USO is my comfy stock, actually the only stock I own, everything else I have is options.

>>9208708
i thought he meant this
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/contractfordifferences.asp
i dont know much about trading futures. but im pretty sure its de way to hedge if youre a bigboy

Wtf is the market doing

Its so gay

>>9208742
kek thats the absolute opposite of what im doing (whole portfolio is in high div REITs, rest is in speculative options on commodities), but holding USO seems like the safest thing ever. theres no way its going below 12 fucking EVER. this is literally the bottom

>>9208746

>>9208372
Hope your friend do good :(

>>9208585
why not just sell the shares that you hold instead of incurring borrowing costs?

Bought SNAP calls today.
NEVER BET AGAINST SNAP

>>9199420
lol I shorted at 18.26, feeling comfy af rn

One step closer to recovery after getting absolutely JUSTed by defense & aerospace

IMTE just shattered 500%

>>9208869
Fuck. As much as I want to buy in, this is fomo territory.

>>9208585
I'm struggling to think how you could make any money doing this.
>price goes down, you make money on your short, but lose the same amount in book value for your long, plus commision
>price goes up, you cover your short position with your long, losing out on opportunity gain plus commision

>>9208730
Yep, Contracts for Difference that's what I meant.

>>9208869
>>9208903
i had my finger on the trigger too, but whenever i see 375% in a day i think about how fun it would be to lose 99% on my position immediately after buying in. scarier than options desu. and theres no way to hedge on those little guys

>>9208825
You might also ask someone why they should buy Put options, instead of just selling the shares.

It's hard to know for sure whether you'd lose more money selling off some of a position, or through paying hedging costs.

>>9208903

Barring SEC intervention, $15 before EOD

screencap this

>>9208981
true.

>>9208836
Comfy what the hell are you doing lately, didn't you lose enough on your QD options? I'm starting to think you may have syphilis.

would puts on VNQ be a good, cheap way to hedge massive overexposure to REITs?

>>9208869
it's now over 620%

>>9209035
QD was a massive mistake that wiped out 45% of my portfolio. Rip that.
SNAP, however, is really a 3x inverse of the market. Next dip it's going to the moon! I'm severely retarded.

>>9209072

700%

already at $14.


free money!!!

>>9208990
It has also hit a high of 15

>>9209104
inb4 it gets halted and then rug pulled

>>9209104
>enjoy waiting 5 years for your money to double stocktards :^)

>>9209128
Yeah this seems shady as fuck with no news to justify it. I hope I'm wrong and everyone enjoys massive gains. Off topic, SNAP bulls have completely disappeared from ST. Acceptance has finally set in.

What a weird day, both equities and volatility going down.

>>9209104
It's gonna dump, isn't it?

Hey how are you guys doing?

>>9209162
Please get my taco bell order right, I'm tired of having to come through the drive thru twice.

>>9209104
it's going to fucking hit 1000%

>>9209190

well I'm back up $1000 today from this >>9208105
thanks for asking

how are you

>>9209183

>>9209205
I think you missed the joke anon

>>9209229
Yes I'm retarded, thought it was the daily shit coiner shit post. Sorry it's a involuntary reaction.

god damn IMNT feeling some serious FOMO right now

>>9209183
Can I short it?

>>9209256
Its ok anon I still love you and we're all gonna make it.

Robinhood froze on this price prepare for the drop

>>9209282
its halted

>>9209228
>Bought my ticket to the ride at $12 and rode it until $15.
HOLY FUCK ITS STILL GOING UP WHY DID I PUSSY OUT

>>9209293
bid/ask showing 15.76 now

everyone who bought in is fucked

I tried to warn you
>>9209128
>>9209128

>>9209216
>>9209282

Party over.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9209273

>>9209304
nope its now dropping like a brick

>>9209347
inb4 20000% end of week.

>>9209303
or it will just fucking blast off again what the fuck

This was not forseen..... lol

>>9209303
>>9209347

Not so fast...

this is like DRYS all over again

It would be kind of funny if IMTE followed the meme chart of the stock market all in one day.

Never mind, Mars mission is a go

Lunchanon here, friend with cancer has a few months left. It's everywhere :(

shorts mortgaging houses on IMNT atm

>>9209435
My condolences lunchbro.

>>9209435
Sorry to hear that anon.

>>9209435
sorry to hear that, man

First

>>9209462
Filtered

>>9209435
shit man.
im really sorry. ive had to deal with that a lot in my life. i know that helpless feel all too well

IMTE is not going to end well

here comes the dump

>>9209493
no it wants 30

>>9209435
>It's everywhere

What do you mean?

>>9209504
no
its halted again

>>9209433
It's 25.80 now. It didn't just moon. It went to fucking Andromeda. What the hell?

>>9209521
doesn't mean anything

we could have a pullback and a continuation

>>9209433
seriously though what's going on here? there's obviously some kind of fraud but can someone explain how this works?

>>9209531
secret kabal of old jews pumping a stock, nothing new

>>9209530
two halts in a day is my sign to gtfo if i can

BUY NOW IT'S GOING HIGHER

>>9209435
Sorry to hear that anon. Maybe look at the film forks over knives, there were many people with cancer at very serious stages that went on that diet and lived

>>9199420
2pm plan?

Sacrifice to the Reserve Gods and pray for good news and a run away afternoon?

>>9209547
actually its the fucking chinese if you want to know the truth

>>9209531
penny stock traders just pushing shit off of momentum

in combination with a low float

its mob mentality

>I could have bought this shit when it was only up 500%

>>9209553
kek someone should go post this at the crypto kids. its literally perfect bait

>>9209553
>it's up 1,400% based on nothing whatsoever
>now is the time to buy

>>9209579
just saw this thread>>9209134

>>9209568
you have to remember though its diminishing returns. still 3x your position, but diminishing returns

LMAO FUCK IT UNHALTED AT 34

WHAT THE SHIT

i have never seen this wow

>>9209623
its low float shenanigans

if you were here two years ago we had literally the same thing with a broke ass greek shipping company called DRYS

>>9209565
eh same shit. jews of the far east

>>9209507
Bones, liver, kidney, blood. Just filled with cancer.

That feel when bought in at 6.50, sold at 9.50

>>9209553
THANKs just went all in.

IT ACTUALLY WENT HIGHER

>>9209652
You still made money.

>2000%
>two thousand fucking percent

what the helle is happening with this meme moon today did anybody know it was coming? 2m is still a joke volume, its not like any of (((them))) are profiting off this

>>9209689
>>9209708
It’s stuck lol

>>9209735
lmao yeah it got halted again after just 5 minutes

unhalting right now

>>9209708
"New Paradigm"
Prepare for the Bull Trap boys

It looks like its now a series of halts followed by jumps

>>9209747
this literally is a new paradigm tho

3$ spread on the bid / ask lmao

I am serious can I short this shit?

>>9209783
there is zero chance you will be able to find shares to borrow
everyone and their mother has already shorted the entirety available

>>9209783
Not on RH

>>9209731
This anon knew: >>9207747

>>9209595
Nothing makes me happier than pissing off coinfags, other than their posts whining about how they are going to have to get jobs because they lost all their money. God I hate coinfags.

>>9209801
jk. I'm doing it

>>9209783
i cant even locate shares on IB

everyone wants it

>>9209783
are you trying to get killed?
dont short this kind of hype.
plus its a microcap, so i doubt it

halted AGAIN

not looking good this time

>>9209799
Thats what I was thinking

>>9209817
strap in boyos we're going to 3,000%

oh shit guys BOXL

>>9209799
short squeeze confirmed. $100 EOD

>>9209835
SEII too. What, is it chinese pennystock manipulation day or something?

>>9209871

market is getting hot and out of control because of IMNT Im not going to trade right now though dont want to get FOMOed

TODAY WE PUMP ROTS OF PENNY STOCK, MAKE ‘A BIG BIIG PROFIT WHEN STUPID AMERICAN FOMO OHOHOHO

>>9209568

kek

>>9209801
>>9209812
Well fuck. Just bought Integrated Device Tech puts, not Integrated Media Tech puts. Balls.

>>9209819
>It is already getting dumped

longer halt than before guys... i wonder what the deal is

for the sake of all chasers lets hope its not halted for the rest of the day

Fed Shitpost™ in 15 minutes

>>9209940
its over dont get in

>>9209835

copy cat?

>>9209933
glad i could help

good short entry on SPY rn

>>9209940
Why would anyone still be holding at this point, this is obviously a scam that isn't going to last. Take your profits people!

>>9209977
>take your profits

its halted. they cant.

>>9209969
yeah it is but i would say avoid trading till later today or tomorrow

dont get fucked be smart

>>9209985
oh wait here we go its alive again

What's happening?

>>9209977
>trying to get our bags for cheap
this is a new paradigm only fools are selling now

kek

get on the IMTE stocktwits page and start the shitposts.

>>9209992
JUST KIDDING LMAO HALTED AGAIN


someone bake a new bread

>>9209998
kek

we need a new thread before the fed shitpost

NEW BREAD REEEEE!!! I ALREADY MADE THIS ONE!!

>>9210106
I gotchu senpai I'm on it

NEW BREAD

>>9210139