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I know it's only April, but I just want to say I'm super excited with our candidates so far:

>Guy who looks into selling his spare kidney to buy Link.
>British biztard who quits Uni because who wants to attend boring clases when Link's going to make you rich in six months.
>Assblaster truthers.
>NEET Linkies planning a drugs-and-ladyboys Thai meetup for when Link hits $1000.
>Dumb and dumber who periscoped a conference and made Big Mac jokes in front of Sergey.

Add your candidate.

>> No.9162922

>>9162912
add oatmeal bro to your copy pasta list pls

>> No.9162928

Tom Gosner

>> No.9162941

>>9162912
Deluded LINKIE of 2018: The no linker.

>> No.9162951

>>9162922
Who dat?

>> No.9162977

>>9162951
you serious?

>> No.9162982

>>9162912
b-b-but tonight is the night OP

>> No.9163009

>>9162928
Mr Stinky Linkie April 2018

>> No.9163012

>>9162912
Stop posting this fag. Come up with another fud or just fuck off.

>> No.9163026

>>9162951
guy who lives on a diet of only oatmeal and a small amount of chicken so that he can put as much money as possible into link

on the subject, does anybody know how much link the legend has accumulated?

>> No.9163041

>>9163012
Your bags look heavy, anon

>> No.9163043

>>9162977
Let me guess: One of these guys who's quit his job and is practically homeless but it's all OK because Link $1000 EOY.

>> No.9163062
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>>9162982
AssBlaster would never lie to us, right?

>> No.9163100

>>9163012
No need to get defensive, anon. $1000 EOY, my Linkie stays stinkie, right? Now go get a tattoo.

>> No.9163219

>>9162912
Your list needs more additions bro, mfw no

>Oatmeal bro
>Squirrel anon
>LinkieInLove
>Microsoft Cryptlet anon
>GermanWall Linkie Graffiti Promotion anon

get to work marine

>> No.9163223

>>9162912
@nazarETHereum

>> No.9163276

>>9163219
Write a one-liner for each and I'll add them. I don't spend enough time here that I've heard of them.

>> No.9163305

>>9163062
he's a confirmed insider, my digits should confirm

>> No.9163329

>>9163012
Yikes, sounds like someone knows deep down that stinky linkies arent going to make them rich.

>> No.9163363

I don't just want to make it. I want all deluded linkies to fail at the same time. I want to see chainlink implode, Sergey exit scamming with the dozens of millions he made off unsuspecting retards. When the price drops hard, I will be here to laugh at you linkies.

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>>9163276
>Oatmeal bro
guy who lives on a diet of only oatmeal and a small amount of chicken so that he can put as much money as possible into link

>Squirrel anon
Lost his Link stack due to squirrels chewed up his paper wallet, a nice link marine offered to donate him 100 link out of pity and his kind heart

>LinkieInLove
A kid who asked out an Asian Loli Via LinkedIn (yes LinkedIn kek) at his uni after a concert event, told a feelz story about how he hasnt felt anything for such a long time but was ultimately ghosted

>Microsoft Cryptlet anon
A detective anon who helped connect the dots of how Link may be involved with Microsoft and the new Microsoft Cryplet, truly a comfy bed time story

>GermanWall Linkie Graffiti Promotion anon
Made a huge ass Link graffiti on a wall that is speculated to be in Germany

pic related

>> No.9163714

whats happens when LINK is only worth 70 cents end of year

>> No.9163842
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>>9163714
>tfw I eat my Glock
Nice fud though kiddo, Link 1k EOY 2018

>> No.9163860

>>9163026
At the time of his posting, he said he had 41k and counting.

>> No.9163938

>>9163669
You really got me with that picture, anon.

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>>9163363
w-why, anon? why would you wish failure upon so many of your fellow delusional /biz/ cryptlets?

>> No.9164134

>>9163938
Gotta thank the GermanWall Linkie Graffiti Promotion anon for that ;)

LINK $1000 EOY! good night bros! It's my sleepy time

>> No.9164443

>>9163669
Wait is this fucking thing real? I will buy 100K LINK if someone provides source.

>> No.9164564

>>9163363
Dude... You do realize Sergey HAS to complete the project now? He's got autists on his tail and more importantly he's already spent 32 million on Big Mac's.