/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9126509
moon

Suicide by firing squad

>w-water

>>9126509

Cyanide on the rocks pls

Just a PBR, friend. Got a little less crypto in the bank these days, and got a little less money in the bank these days.

When you get a little money in your system you see how fast it goes. Then you realize you need to focus on the things in life that aren't about money.

>>9126509
gin rickey, double

>>9126579
anon
if this bar we serve alcoholic 'beverages'

>>9126509
i'm sick today barkeep....whiskey sour please

I'll have some wine.

>>9126580
>>9126596
>>9126623
>>9126686
>>9126688

coming right up anons

Gf left, il have some bleach pls

Water on the rocks

virgin bloody mary, polease

>>9126730

Post your wallet so I can leave you a tip, kind sir

>>9126509
Broke up with my GF today. Just bawled my eyes out in the shower
Don't even care if my shitcoins moon anymore. Some bullshit man let me tell you. Get me a beer

>>9126509
Dark and Stormy OP. Need to discuss the future of link, nuls and req. What say you?

>>9126815

Was it totally out of the blue?

Northern Monk Victorian Lemonade IPA for me

>>9126737


karaoke had just started anons
*que song dj*

I'M ASHAMED FOR ALL DEM THINGS IM DOING 4 YAH
SHOULDA KNOW ALL DEM ALL DEM GIRLS R'NT STAY CUSE THEY AIN'T LOYAL
SHES A FREAK
TOOK HERE TO NOBO ON THE BEECH
JUST TO EAT LOUIS VA 10S ON FEET

WHERE'D U GET DEM MONEY 4 DEM SHOES GIRL
U HIT ME ON MY DM LIKE A FAN GIRL
DID U WANT ME ON DIS BANDS GIRL?

WOAH

NOW I KNOW U JUST NOTHER INSTAGRAM GIRL

WOAH

SHES ALMOST MAYBE THINK
ALL SHE WANTS IS ME

I'D THE CLUB AND SHE THE FIRST ONE THAT I SEE

SHE SAID SHE THERE CUSE SHE KNOWS PROMPTERS IN DA CLUB

COME 2 FINE OUT MY HMEBOI HIT HER UP

ALL THIS ICE I NEED A FREEZER
MMMMMM

WHIP IT UP AND BEAT HER
MMMM

I’m 29 and realized my dads never been proud of me.

>>9126985

what can i make for yah anon?

I'm 28 and never been to a pub, never ordered a drink
so just a beer I guess

>>9126837
req has a bright future ahead. link looks its going down the tubes desu. nuls looks decent but havent done much research

>>9126509
One bottle of Jack, op.

I just realized that I am spending 3h/day analyzing, buying, selling coins and iwill make it. I am up from 10K to 120K, but the times of 100x are over.

I will mostly end up with 300K, will have to pay taxes and be middle middle class. Buy a house in suburbia, a Golden Retriever and maybe find a wife. Then have a kid and work my ass off to finance it all.

And then I will die and no one will care :(

A bottle of your finest onions please, and leave the cap on I am going bold.

>>9126623
you're saying double like you're James Bond or something

>>9127090
thats life anon
thats moar den most can accomplish here

one butthole please

>>9126509 (OP)
One bottle of Jack, op.

I just realized that I am spending 3h/day analyzing, buying, selling coins and will not "make it". I am up from 10K to 120K, but the times of 100x are over.

I will most likely end up with 300K, will have to pay taxes and be middle middle class. Buy a house in suburbia, a Golden Retriever and maybe find a wife. Then have a kid and work my ass off to finance it all.

And then, some day, I will die and no one will care :(

I have never experienced mad love, exhilarating adventures, sex with a model-body girl, never been rich, never been beautiful or been admired. I am so fucking average ;_;

>>9127135
Sorry, bit drunk and was ashamed of the errors. Doesn't matter but a fixed version is here:

>>9127145

VodkatAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnic please

>>9127145
living a simple life is far more rewarding than trying to be some rich guy. try gardening/raising animals.

What do you recommend?

I was looking for a picture to use for a bot for a new masternode I got, and ended up digging into photos from 2013.
>tfw you will never get to experience that for the first time again
>tfw those friends never talk to you now
>tfw you will never be that happy again
>tfw no amount of money will make up for becoming a shell of a man

>>9126509
Diplomatico 12yo man. I actually am bartender As you. Man, I Tell you, Im impressed when anyone can do it more than 5 years

>>9127186
How do you cope with the vanitas? I get the feels that no one really fucking cares about me but myself. Maybe my mom a bit, but other than that?

Wh do we have to inhabit this fucking prison planet where only the top 0.01% find a meaning in live - or some fucking monks who find enlightenment?

I don't want to be meaningless. I mean, rub it in, I ain't a fucking special snowflake, but I am the only one I have.

Anon, you got another whiskey for me?

how about a nice gin daisy?

>>9127145
>never experienced mad love, exhilarating adventures, sex with a model-body girl, never been rich, never been beautiful or been admired
Like 90% of people will never experience all of these things, let alone one. Chill out

>>9127159
no worries anon
your autism is welcome here
no judgement

>>9127309
Thanks man. Appreciate it *tips hat*

>>9127268
Rationally I know, but don't you feel like the worst loser? I mean, what's the point of living a meaningless life, taking away oxygen from other life forms? That really all?

Sometimes, I am envious of religionfags, they at least feel like there is someone out there who cares for them for eternity.

I want some fcuking eternal dad as well.

>>9126509
An Irish Coffee, if you please.

An old fashioned with rye. And a bottle of dark English ale. Cheers, barkeep.

>>9127261
you just have to accept the average person is an idiot normie sheep who goes through life doing what others tell them. if no one cares about you, find a grill/friends who do. find people who are like you. sounds like youre depressed, I reccomend working out/lifting. no memeing it makes you feel better and look better too

>>9126509
gimme a fat line of blow and a bulleit rye on the rocks. long day.

>>9127520
PS most people on instagram posting about being on yachts/fucking supermodels are drug addicted with no real purpose in life, so they try to get validation thru instagram.

>>9127145
Me neither. Looks like we both fell for the 10/10 chad life meme as magnified by instagram. The life you described is probably better than 99% of the world. yet it's still not good enough. Time to do some introspection.

Why do you think we feel this way? Is it just an innate human characteristic, or did we fall for some meme somewhere that got hardwired into our brains?

>>9126815
>grown man crying in the shower
well I have some good news anon. you're actually gay. so this all worked out for the best.

Super dank

>>9127543
This. You have to fuck traps now anon.

>>9126509
I only came in to use the toilet

London Pride for me, pal.

>>9127145
you're making the choice to be average. with that 300k you could buy an average house in the suburbs, have a kid, work til you die supporting it "like you're supposed to" or you could sell all your shit and travel the world for 2 years. start a business. meet foreign women. keep taking risks. nobody is forcing you to live a forgettable life you're just doing it on your own because thats what average people do.
>t. done all the shit in your last sentence

Double vodka and a dash of coke ta.. Hey barkeep,by the way, im new in town, but have ya got any.. Ya no.. *sniff*

>>9126509
got anymore dip?

>>9126509
water with organic lemon slice pls

>>9126640

>>9127543
>>9127567
>neets that will never feel love

>>9127542
>Why do you think we feel this way?
IDK, I blame the internet, porn and red-pillers (who try to tell us we all could fuck hot sluth if only we did this and that). Internet just showed us what was out there.

I also blame the modern life where we all are just domesticated animals. In earlier times, you could go west and live the life. Or go exploring. Today, it's just boredom, porn and gaming.

>>9127445
Your brain is wired towards survival, endorphins and adrenaline are a thing because you're hardwired to get a thrill from overcoming risk. Some individuals have it deeper than others, which is why boys are more likely to be daredevils and why some are specially more so, to the point they get hurt all the time doing predictably stupid shit like biking down a hill handsfree or messing with street dogs or whatever

Were you a daring kid? You'll never find happiness in a riskfree life if so. You need to balance responsibility and fun to even function properly

Hey can I get one beverage please

>>9127542
Bullshit. I am 25, had the love of my life, did bungee over Victoria falls, lived in 4 different countries, try to improve myself daily in my field, have a great job at the moment. It is you who is your worst enemy. I do wish I'd exercise a bit more though.

>>9127669
>In earlier times, you could go west and live the life
you literally still can and its easier than ever. in 2016 I quit my job and went and lived in SE asia for like half a year just traveling all over the place for fun. its cheap as fuck. if you make 100k in crypto you have more than enough money now you just need some balls. did you lose your balls somewhere?

>>9127690
youre a slave to your mind anon
what can i make for yah?

>>9126509
shot of jim beam and a cold lager beer

>>9126509
Gentlemens duel please. (shot of drambuie, shot of patron xo Cafe)

>>9126509
Hi me again, toiletanon. Awfully sorry mate, but I've accidentally crapped all over the seat in there. Got a cloth?

>>9126509
Martini, dry.
Stirred and dirty.
Two olives, please.

>>9126897
Hello Uk

>>9127672
You are on to something. I wasn't a daredevil kid as I come from a very timid and safety-conscious family. So it only occurred to me later that I was bored beyond belief by that life. Also got ADHD which doesn't make it easier to function in a boring, regulated environment.

Probably, if I had been born into a different environment, I would have acted on that impulsive nature. And maybe broken my neck, but before that, had had more fun.

Give milk mo...please.

>>9126509
GOMAD

>>9127524
>>9127543
>>9127612
>>9127741
yeah you sound real tough mate

>>9126509
Jameson Black Barrel .neat.

>>9126509
Open a tab. I'll get an old fashioned.

Surly Furious, tall.

Got any bean sprouts?

>>9128370
sure do anon coming right up

>>9127952
excellent choice anon

>>9127690
Sorry to break it to you, but you will just have to go out and exercise instead of "wishing" you would.

>>9126509
Club soda and the code to the restroom.
See how easy that is, niggers?
Really hoping that crypto gets me out of debt this year. I don't mind the wagecucking, but it'll feel nice to put those bad decisions with cars and the Visa card behind me.

Double shot of Tito's Handmade, no ice. Fundemental analysis is easier to learn if my thoughts aren't swimming.

Got any mo of them link memes *scratches neck

I'll have what I always have at bars. Gimme a negroni, pls

Million dollar
Pappy winkle family reserve 23, neat
Johnny platinum, neat
Mount gay xo, on the rock
Richard Hennessy, neat
Laphroaig 12, with water on the side

Hk45 with hollow point

>>9130558
>Laphroaig 12, with water on the side

I'll have the same.

>>9130558
pappy 23 is overrated
20 year is where its at desu

>>9130558
>>9131097
Also Lagavulin 16 neat plz
Fucking peasants

>>9130558
Mount gay xo is legit good. I really liked the mount gay black label too.

>>9126509
Vodka martini.. heheh...ehehe....Ahahaha...AHAHAHA....AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9131193
yer not wrong. rums get better tho fren

I had the opportunity to help pay off my parents mortgage and let my father retire back in december/january with my gains and i fucked it up by not taking any profits and hodling, now i feel like i'll never have a chance to really help my parents

>>9131244
That’s alright anon, what sorta drink can I bring u?

>>9131244
You fucked up. I paid off my 6-figure student loans in January and helped my dad buy a car for work.

Bring a bottle of Suntori and a side of bull cum.

>>9126509

pack of your cheapest smokes, couple quarters for the payphone, your cheapest gin

>>9131781

>my ID

>>9131781
>>9131863
GONER

>>9126596
This bro

How much you down....how much you think it'll take to recover

me? down -$160k from February now barely scraping to own a full bitcoin

took me two months to turn 2 BTC into 5-6, 7 to 12 one month. Then february/march wiped me out as I slept through a position

if you guys can lend me any BTC I would appreciate it a lot, I can trade my way back out of this hole

3LVuSdHMGQojsnxwjvVRF8qdyPRGu3Hif4

How do I into alcoholism? I’m 21
I’ve never been out so I don’t know what drinks to buy. But alcohol must make you feel good or why would so many people do it? I don’t wanna stand in front of the aisles and stare.

>>9132145

alcohol is just a crutch my man. not worth it

>>9126509

bloody mary mix and whiskey on crushed ice please

thank u

ill have a budlight

recently got laid off and aint got much to spend

Rate plz

I have a bottle of vodka and considering drinking it but I just drank milk an hour ago so I know I'll puke

who wants to watch me puke

>>9126509
One gallon of hot sake please

>>9132145
you're not missing much anon
if anything, go to a bar, order a jack and coke, sip on it, and shoot the shit with people

drinking is good to loosen up for socializing. going at it alone is kinda lame.

if you do decide to drink, get some food in your stomach and drink water periodically to prevent a nasty hangover

>>9132568
Gif or webm with timestamp for .01 btc

>>9132624
i shut and earn .1 btc you gotta sweeten the deal more than that

I have a REALLY dirty toilet, come on anon

>>9127553
How much is it per bottle?