/biz/ - Business & Finance

Repost the picture but making a onions face.

>>9098486
Post pic with timestamp, gun, and your ugly face, or get fucked m8

>>9098486
If you are generous to donate.

BTC: 3DDnwn6P2zii11Nt4UMCAQ6Dqch1cYA1P8

Eth: 0x0121D26De398C252C4e7cC8c9B0A0317F9ceD653

This is not a larp. I have nothing

Dam OP is larping becuase he is inside rn. Way to “blow” it

>>9098486
won't you get 50% of your wives assets and vice versa? isn't that how that shit works?

>>9098486
As long as you are alive, you have the potential to find fulfilment and happiness.

If you die, you lose all opportunity to experience happiness. You become nothing. You never get another shot at existence.

Change your perspective, do what you need to do to stop living outside and start working on building yourself back up 1 step at a time.

Killing yourself does not make sense when you consider what it really means to die.

>>9098486
do it faggot

>>9098509
also, gtfo you used different wallets from the other thread. your not OP from other thread. fuck you, you sick fucking piece of shit.

>>/biz/thread/S9097528

And don't forget to livestream it

>>9098486
In all honesty though, you need to man the fuck up dude. Don’t go out like a little bitch. Make something out of yourself. You look like a decent dude who’s down on his luck.

Take it from me, I’m in debt from school loans, just crashed my car the other week, almost killed my friend who was with me inside it and I just had to pay $4000 to Uncle Sam. What am I going to do about it? I’m going to do what a real one does, keep my head up and fucking hustle. Don’t be a fucking sap

>>9098498

>>9098545
its not the same OP dude

>>9098532
Coinbase generates different wallets

>>9098558
please don't do it anon :(

Woah he’s not actually Indian

Admins plz delete this.

OP stop being an whiny bitch...You made bad decisions. Now deal with it.
You're acting like some 15yo faggot

>>9098558
how old r u fag? most people on r9k never touched a female in their early 30's and u r killing yourself over one

they also never worked or got money. get some perspective. u played the dark souls game of life and lost. just move on.

>>9098569
good point, totally spazzed out a little there, sorry... thought someone was trying to take advantage of your situation

>>9098591
This just go back to the nearest bonfire and grind your souls back

>>9098558
Don't do it. Don't use a permanent solution for a temporary problem.

Cant you get that sweet divorce money or did you fuck that up somehow

Drink some beer and man the fuck up faggot. I fucking hate these attention seeking threads on biz

>>9098486
fuck off attention whore

>>9098599

Honestly what if this guy is just bored and wanted to see if people would send him money if he took pictures with a gun aimed at his head

>>9098486

you seriously look like you can kick some ass, and not some pussy

you look like the type that loves challenges

you're already at the bottom right now, you can only go up from here

why not take it as a challenge to see if you can come out of this bigger and stronger than before, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger

in crypto we trust

crypto will save us all

once in a lifetime opportunity, would suck to see you miss this opportunity

at least give it one more shot, no pun intended

>>9098599
holy fuck he's so committed to the larp that he isn't larping anymore

>>9098599
A biz suicide thread, FINALLY!! Does this mean we are in despair? Finally, I can buy bitcoin again

>>9098486
Don't do it.

>>9098633
Either way, sending money isn't the answer.
OP, go ahead and divorce. You'll get over her and live a happier life alone. The freedom of being single is the best thing.

>>9098636
You are unironically not even a bad looking guy kek. Just divorce your bitch wife, take half her shit, get a job and marry a woman 10 years younger than her and watch her rage

>>9098486

Let me guess - she is divorcing you because you quit your job to gamble her money on crypto.

You deserve it.

>>9098657
This, fuck that whore.
What? Are you an pathetic beta male? btfo op stop acting like some edgy teenager. You look way to old for this crybaby shit.

why dont you have money?

All I'm asking for is some help. The only other option is this .40 to the temple.

I can't lose my wife and son. I need a place to sleep. I need a place to eat. I can't live alone with 2 dollars in my bank while waiting in my wife to decide If She wants to eicirce me or not. She keeps her phone secret like nuclear launch cides. And screams at me every time I bring until ie talk to her about her mentioning divirce. She said it 25 times last month now this time appears tovbe for real

what about designing a silicon "beer saver" top but more bulbous at the tip and is actually designed as a discreet dildo that can be securely attached to any bottle for teenage girls to use? Can be attached to any standard bottle, from 330ml up to the big 2l bottles, with the tip being the silicon bottle saver, while the shaft is the bottle itself. Market it under "Bottle Saver" branding in dollar stores.

>>9098636
Someone make this into a pink wojak before mods delete

>>9098691
>I can't lose my wife and son.
>SON

S O Y

what happened to real men?
-----------------------------------------------------------
TIME TO GO LIVE WITH PARENTS AGAIN LIKE /R9K/

>>9098558
>>9098636
Jesus christ anon you're making me sweat. Don't you fucking pull that trigger.

Don't beg for money tho. Don't you have a job? Don't you have friends where you could crash for a while? Call in some favors? Ex-work buddies? Maybe even promise them to make it worth their while in the long run.

Im so sorry fir begging but i havw no family to help

>>9098709
dildo bottle dude, it's right there for you to take

>>9098705
Please don't. This is serious.

>>9098706
I don't have a job but have a prospect of getting one soon. My PTSD and other disorders stopped me from working EMS

>>9098729
GO BACK LIVING WITH PARENTS!!!!

>>9098636>>9098599

Okay.. ill bite.
If you go downstairs and put a bullet thru your fridge ill send you 0.4 ETH

Use JHP rounds tho, i wana see if they penetrate or peel.

K thx.

>do you want to be legendary

>>9098691
Btw, this shall serve as a cautionary tale for everyone: NEVER be in a situation where a woman earns more than you. Most women just can't handle power like this. It corrupts them, and they lose respect for you in the meantime because you're not bringing home resources. It's a biological thing, but fuck. Why don't you have money OP? Were you a stay-at-home dad or something?

BTW, I still think OP is larping because there's no way he doesn't have ANYONE to turn to that's not his wife. This is bullshit. Or if it's not, it shall serve as a cautionary tale as to why being a shut-in full-blown autist is NOT good. Have some good friends, people. Friends you can count on if shit like this happens.

>>9098729
Why dont you have any money?

>>9098731
This is not an option

>>9098737
Unemployed and waiting on disability because of PTSD AND other psych problems. Hoping to get this job soon. Wofe makes good money but keeps it

>>9098732
>this is now the background music of this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWaNoK3gN6M
Let the games begin. Let us see your resolve, OP.

>>9098742
look, please knock this shit off and go to bed - you will feel better after a night of sleep.. or call the suicide hot line, this isnt a joke anon please stop harming our board like this

>>9098736
I'm sorry you feel that way but this is the situation I'm in.

>>>/r9k/

Please help me if you can

>>9098762
clearly you want to keep living, or else you wouldn't be turning to this board for support. I have no idea how painful divorce is, but life goes on... I know there is something inside of you that drives you to wake up every morning

just realize this is a passing mood and theres no need to hold a gun to your head repeatedly

>>9098486
>>9098509
>>9098558

Shoot your wife in the spine and her vagina, but not kill her, then kill yourself after. That way she will be paralyzed (and wont get chad dick while your dead).

JUST get a job at McDonalds or Walmart. Swallow your dignity, get some money and think about how to move forward.

You can gamble a small stack of your money in Crypto and probably make it.

Don't do it anon

t. someone who used to be JUSTED

What happened to your crypto gains?

>>9098691
>All I'm asking for is some help
No you're not... Your posting pictures of yourself with an gun to your head on an Afghani wife beating endorsement forum begging for gibs...like an child..

See if you would really want to ask for help..you will need to ask yourself some questions first.

>Why am i in an relationship with someone who yells at me?
>Why do i have an wife that keeps her phone locked down..Why is there no trust between us?
>Why did i misread/misjudge my wife's character so much?
>Do i misread more things and or people in my life?
>What were the things that led me to this situation?
>Why did none of my friends of family warn me about this woman if she indeed is so crazy?
>why did i make the decision to have children with this woman?
>Am i being all that i can be as an male role model for my child(spoiler, you're not!) and if not why? And how can i improve?

Start asking yourself these questions..Read some nathanial brandon or other good self-help books. And get some therapy.

>>9098782
I'm just trying to makenkt to the next couple of days until I hear from my job. If I can't, bye to everyone

>>9098762
ok, but look at this (and this is serious) - I'm interested in investing in your life. If you get the money and kill yourself tomorrow - that's a loss on my investment. What can you offer to entice investors?

>>9098797
SEE YOU TOMORROW s o y

>>9098509
how do we know if we donate you wont just kill yourself leaving the money in the hands of the gov or wife?

>>9098807
If I can make it through the next few days and get w job. I will be ok. I'm already waiting on one

>>9098822
>step 1: go to pawnshop and sell handgun
>step 2: enough money to survive a few days

you're welcome OP

>>9098822
do you have a solid job offer? Please explain this.

>>9098837
OP BTFO

>>9098837
Dont listen to this guy, shoot your wife in the vagina and spinal cord. DONT kill her so that she will regret for the rest of her life divorcing you whilst paralyzed (and cant get chad cock).

>>9098807
Hey, I just wanted to say - I’m out

>>9098839
The county jail wants to hire me and I have to swear in in a few days

>>9098732
I’ll tell you for free. Penetrate

>>9098841
I need it for protection and suicide

>>9098867
Use your first paycheck to get it back from the pawnshop.

>>9098877
First paycheck has to go to other stuff that I get paid a couple weeks later

>>9098867
Homicide my friend. if your already set to die you may as well make the news. livestream it. scream "DEATH TO NORMIES" we will remember you andrew if you bag enough people.

>>9098867
Couple questions. What type of ammo? And do you know how to livestream??

>>9098877
This guy is a green eyed, 6 foot anglo saxon who most likely went to college AND in the richest country in the world. IDK man, but if i were him and still cant get even a dead end job, ill kill my offspring who is a genetic failure then myself.

>>9098867
>protection
>suicide
Top kek op
Srsly tho don't kill yourself, you know about crypto so that's enough to make it

>>9098859
Confirmed for LARP.
Threads over, go home bois.

I know exactly what it would do, and becuase you are not gonna shoot ur fridge for 250$ but will "kill yourself".... yeahhhhh gtfo.

>>9098887
Are shelters not an option, they feed/cloth/bed you for free to keep people on their feet for a few days. If you need to stay afloat for a few days there are options. It's not permanent, but it was designed to help people exactly like you.

Life is a roller coaster of going up and down, you're at a very low point but it gets better, believe me man. If you end it now you will never see what could have been if you took this moment to make a better change for yourself and your future.

>>9098857
right so does swearing in offer a permanent job? please post state.

>>9098859
agreed. for any investment to succeed, there must be a level of trust. We are willing to invest in your life, you must shoot either an appliance or the floor. Pre and post pics with timestamps are required.

>>9098903
I missed the first thread but yeah, theres a shit ton of stuff he could do like get food from a shelter, pawn his gun, eat food out the trash, spend 1 day begging for money on the off ramp of a highway, title loan on his car, etc.

OP should honestly just pawn the gun, fly to south america, teach english and bang locals, start a whole new life. Did OP mention where his wedding ring is at? Thats also pawnable.

Please. All i was aaking for was financial help and crypto seems to be the only reliable way. I'm sorry to cause a fuss.

>>>/pol/169481519

>>9098950
begging is forbidden. gtfo basedboy loser

MOOOODS! Ban this pos!

>>9098486
LIVESTREAM LIVESTREAM LIVESTREAM!

>>9098950
>begging
Look bro, i understand if you were from a 3rd country. But come on, you cant get a SINGLE job In AMERICA? Fuck off LARPING faggot. I wish we traded places from the Philippines.

I still have that .0135 for the NASIM IS BEST GIRL photo

>>9098486
If you really decide to off yourself, then go investigate pizzagate shit or something. Make the world a better place by any means you can.

But mostly wait a few weeks before you decide, you got nothing but time, and the rock bottom is a good place to start things.

>>9098950
Overdraft your account man, ez pz. The thing about crypto tho is it takes time to go from crypto to fiat, so you might not even be able to spend it for a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G11STW9z7C8

>>9098971
Sorry but things aren't always great in America

>>9098971
OP is from America? I'm out. Pawn your gun, and anything of value in your house.

>>9098985
nah you seem like a spoiled lazy faggot. Better off this world asap

In my family, when someone is in trouble, they lend money to that family member. I believe in giving people money because it will help them float until they can get to a better place. The way to raise a failure is to kick him to the curb when he's struggling because that's how you end up on Intervention.

just divorce your fucking cunt wife, you should get money from it

OP you might as well kys since you're such a fucking retard. I feel bad for your son who has such a fucking S OOO YYYY father that breaks down when times get tough. There's a saying "When times get tough, you toughen up", but in your case "You cry like a bitch and kys". Fucking retard.

>>9098992
The gun and phone and clothes is all i have. I can't get rid of either.

>>9098486
This kind of threads will happen daily when chainlink moons, look at him no-linkers, swallow and picture the moment you take a pic for us, linkies, begging for 0.000004 links.