/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9077388
Cucked.

>have rich daddy
>Hire a bunch of cheap skanks from Instagram
>"Alright girls now put your ass here, you pose like this yes that's good alright now PICTURE TIME :D"

>>9077417

This

>>9077388
dan bilzerian is garbage at poker. ask anyone who plays even semi professionally

good for him he had the genes to grow a beard cause he looks legit retarded without it

>>9077417

Correct.

This guy lives a completely impoverished, unhappy life.

Hence the urgency to show everyone how well he lives.

5'7"

Bilzerian is like 5'7"

Ive seen him in real life

confirmed manlet

>>9077388
Sorry to break it to you, but that's not how it went down anon

he was early on BTC too

Having been a pro poker player for 10 years.. its not that ez biz.

This guy aint no pro.

>>9077388
>Mommy and Daddy Gave Me Money
>I use my money to buy chicken tendies
>I use my money to hire pretty girls to sit with me in the bath tub
>Thank you Mommy Thank you Daddy
>My Tendies are so yummy, I grew a beard
>Now all the numales Look up to me

>>9077388
>Can't grow a beard

>>9077909
He bought at 5k

>>9077388
He's a chinlet

>>9078184
How do I get in

>>9077388
you forgot step 1
>have rich parents

>>9077388
I hope he didn't pay for none of those ugly trashy hoes.
Why can't he afford high quality girls with all that money?

>>9079395
beta virgin spotted

I've also seen him play and he's not patient, bluffs huge, plays abunch of nonsense and is essentially just wildly gambling with not much strategy other than "i bet big, u fold". Kind of reflects on his life, wouldn't you say?

>pays other people to be in their movies as an extra

>>9077388
>Tried to join SEALs
>Failed
>Compensates for rest of life b/c daddy is rich

>>9079315
Anyone with the cost of the buyin can show up to the table.

>>9079395

That dude is a big cuck. So pathetic that he tries so hard to buy his way into everything to impress randos. Bought his way into Hollywood movies, poker games, and women.

>>9077870
>>9077865
Wow you guys are right. As a manlet I don't like manlets like Dan. His body also looks like shit. Poo aesthetics and GH.

>>9077388
> get rich

Anon, I...

>>9079699
this. he even pays people at the gym to talk to him and hang out with him, pretty pathetic

>inherit money
>never put the time in to do something productive with it
>lift weights for instagram, but don't work hard enough to be an athlete, model, or a bodybuilder
>play poker for high stakes, but don't put enough time in to become an actual professional
>pay women to come hang out with you for internet posts, get sued because you actually hurt some of them with your antics

I'm always astounded at how so many people are willing to put a rich loser on a pedestal.

Someone post that picture of him without a beard

>>9079839
You guys don't pay your friends to hang out with you? I thought everyone did at least that's what my friends tell me.

>>9079779
I would kill to be either of them

>>9079931
>served in the navy as a QM while you jacked off to anime

I don't like him either, but boy I can just tell you're a fat ass.

>>9080142

>Navy boys
>assuming that other people are fat

I've known enough of you fags to know that you don't work out on those ships lol.

>>9080142
is fighting for the jew impressive?

I fucking hate these trust children

>>9080142
Was dan a QM?
I thought he tried of special forces but got injured or something

>>9080142
Also QMs don't do shit
Come from a former OS

>>9080142

i live for israel! i die for israel!

>>9080153
>>9080155
Fat anime posters detected

>>9080169
QM after he failed out

>>9080186
>ping jockey
Lol.


Nah I'm kidding guys. I just like getting you all riled up

> buy Switcheo
> get rich
> fuck bitches

it's that easy

>>9079989
>>inherit money

>>9080226

>admitting to trolling before I get to post any spicy memes in faux outrage

barmitzvah money is stolen money. instant DQ for bloody dick sucking rabbi syanagogue dollars

Lmao at all the salty ass haters in this thread. Stay mad boyos. Dan the man is rich and fucks dimes every fucking day. We all know that we would want that. Stop fucking around.

Why else do you want to get rich from crypto. He doesn't pay hoes, he just splurges money on trips and shows them a good time. What fine ass girl doesn't want a rich decent looking guy splurging on them.

He actually fucks the type of dimes you wish you could sniff their farts. Go ahead and say this is b8. I don't care. It's the truth you salty faggots.

>>9077388
>manlet with a genetic heart problem and women he has to pay so he can take these photos

all i see is a bunch of hating fags in this thread

woo sure are some seriously salty eternal virgins in this thread mad at his life they wish they could have. go cry your tears of dispair somewhere else this isnt a safe space

>>9080622
that sure convinced me dan

lollll all the money in the world cant fix that.

>>9080312

There's a difference between fucking them and having to post it all on instagram. He's clearly compensating for something.