/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9060625
Post a screen or this is LARP? Will a victory change your mind on suicide?

You did the right thing bro enjoy your new money, scared money dont make money

If this is true, you have massive balls faggot

>>9060644
not really, i still plan on doing it; but being rememberd by biz bros would be great.

i had a thread crying earlier but i doubt anyone remembers

Unironically about to do the same thing.

>>9060674
Post a screen of your position or this is larp

>>9060674
I remember now that u mentioned it, suck it up bitch and enjoy the ride

>>9060674
You arent the guy i offered to buy pizza for on his birthday are you?

>>9060625
Skimpletong

Non margin

Shh breathe

screencaped prepare for suicide OP

>>9060756
> what is inspect element

>>9060625
DON'T POST THESE THREADS
BOTS WILL DUMP THE PRICE

Make your liquidation price below 8500 if you want to be safe. That's the last time it went flat and they might temporarily bart it down there.

You can long BCH on bitmex now. It will get some pumps leading up to May hardfork. After the next BTC pump is a good time. Bull market till june like last year.

>>9060796


50x Long on 8890
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50x Long on 8890 ..
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50x Long on 8890

50x Long on 8890 ....
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50x Long on 8890 ..

100x LONG

Going to sleep now

>>9060838
Make your liquidation price below 4000 if you want to be safe.

>>9060625
RIP OP

godspeed anon, u still alive right?

aahhhhhhhh OP about to get rekt

he isnt liquidated yet.

>>9060625
godspeed anon. i hope you make it.

My best wishes to you anon

>>9060625
here's hoping you make it, anon.

>>9060625
Bitcoin post-ironically about to pump to 10k, I'm proud of you anon, you won't have to an hero today

You wont need to. Its going to 10k soon.

>>9060625
prayers for u sir

>>9060625
good luck fren

You are unironically about to be 50x wealthier than you were

>>9060625
Take profits when comfy OP please don't kill :(

>>9060625
good look OP, you're truly inspiring

>>9060625
This guy gets it. Cryptodealer.io

I'm a poorfag so I'm 5x long on 2 eth since if btc goes up it'll have more gainz

>>9060625
I feel btc will go alot higher. But Im afraid you went in at the wrong time. BTC needs a dip first. It will be below 8.7k.

You fucked mate.

>>9062461
That's not how that works

Good luck op. If you don't get rekt when will you close the position?

OP is making it

>>9060625
OP is already up $5000 profit

must suck to be you non-believers

>>9060674
who are you OP? I dont remember your thread but we are in similar boots but I hope the crypto success will give my life some direction or something and I believe you can buy happiness and I truly hope money will cure my depression for real.

>>9060625
GO OP GO
I'll PARTY WITH YOU

>>9060796
>anon posts these numbers to trick bot into selling
>4D chess.exe
>actually running SHORT order on these numbers

>>9064195
only logical in times where you earn more green with your mouse in one hand and your dick in your other heand instead of wagecucking.
cant trust anything and noone, operating on a market that moves randomly, I now put my live savings (also only 10k) in as well

>>9060979
Send me your winnings to 1PSFZ4JRfwGCPa2S4575tVkFDMcy7LCaBG and I will love you forever. I am broke but I am not depressed and just want some money to try to make something of my life.

>>9065172
Get snotched fucboi.

Let op enjoy his winnings. Hope he spends it all on coke and white bitches.

Godspeed OP.

Congrats OP you made it without getting bogged

We did it lad, 9k broken and it's a straight shot from here to 10k

Wow nice bet op, get some help with your newfound wealth and don’t kys

>>9062371
hes a man, isnt he?

>>9060625
Please party with me.

BTC
16uNJrmwAvP3BhV7QEWLBmZkbYfHifG35P

>>9066082

>>9060625
DID YOU MAKE IT!??

>>9060625
Please share the wealth baby boi...

BTC
35x1U5LnC1kDpxarUxwqu9LpJpCUscY5Bf

Anon congrats on your new wealth, pls gib 1k i need to pay rent and buy a new sofa for my mother

OP past moon ohw to mars now

Congrats OP, smart money

>>9066134
Rapported

>>9060625
anon?

OP has got 163% unrealised profit so far with this trade if it's still open. He could close now and have $26.3k. Congratz OP. It's nice to see someone make it!

>>9066237
Nice OP, he's probably still sleeping, it's nice to think that he's going to wake up to this. I hope this makes him happy and maybe make him reconsider things

>>9066237
>cant trust anything and noone, operating on a market that moves randomly, I now put my live savings (also only 10k) in as well

So happy for all of us an OP especially

I hope he wasnt larping. then he'd kill himself forsure

>>9060625
Coongrats, Anon (if it wasn't a LARP). Nice timing.

Gz anon. Now close it and reap your profits or crash and burn. Leveraging btc/crypto is never smart, you can get lucky but mostly it's just throwing money away.

>>9066273
>50x leverage
>sleeping

hahah

Watch it dump hard while he's asleep.

Ya Snooze ya lose m80

>>9060979
Sleeping on a 50x short
Balls of steel.

>>9060625
Good call, OP.

Now don't margin trade your gainz away.

>>9066589
They already tried to dump. It went close to 9100 and got bought back up. The previous pumps past $9000 haven't lasted this long. This one is much stronger than previous.

op, where are you faggot?

>>9060625
cheering you on OP! GO GO GO!!!

>>9060625
legendary thread

how much he make if he wake up and close contract or whatever right now at $9156

>>9060625
good job op you really did it :)

close at least half your position, trailing stop loss the rest plan on closing at like 9.5k

>>9060625
Don't get greedy op. Realize your profit and gtfo now.

>>9060625
gl op. we're all on a knife edge, maybe you can make it for all of us.

>>9060625
Out here with you anon, since 7900
Turned $50 into roughly 27 BTC leveraged at 100x

THOSE BOOKS

>>9067106
ugh. I got REKT on Bitmex last month. Well done all of you anons who are smarter than me

>>9067165
thats not the order books u stupid cunt

>>9060625
time to close OP

You're welcome OP

>>9067751
If true can you throw me a tip? I have 4k. I want to pay off 40k in debt. Thank you based anon.

>>9060979
>sleeping on 50x leverage
Yeah, you really have stopped giving a shit about life.

>>9060649
close faggot

>>9060625
God must really love you.

Minimum balance to margin trade? Can you trade small amounts leveraged or do you need a minimum (1 BTC, $1000, etc).

Plz anon

>>9068046
no minimum but you will absolutely get rekt using anything above 10-25x as a new trader
deposit once and trade in small deposits. if you need to deposit twice, you lose; stop trading, do not pass go do not collect $200. buy and hold.

>>9068077
trade in small lots, not deposits. christ you know what i meant.
best of luck you anonaru

>>9064171

Welp you are going to learn the hard way then.

>>9068046
There's no minimum. Just remember that 95%+ of traders can't beat the markets. Good luck!

Eyyy op here just woke up if i close now i made about 2 btc

Feels good desu; first time in a while waking up kinda happy

What to do with it now?

>>9068147
Wait for btc pump to 12 then tether up.

>>9068147

sell you idiot.

>>9068147
all in link kek

>>9064171
>I believe you can buy happiness and I truly hope money will cure my depression for real.
hahahahahaha anon
anon im sorry but speaking from experience here, no, you need to actually fix yourself from the inside out.
good luck.

>>9068277
Can confirm

>>9068277
>you must be beautiful inside before you'll ever become beautiful outside
checked and confirmed anon

>>9068147
You should cash out. Then set your 50x again with yold old 1.something BTC. but take that as a sign from God, whatever it may mean

>>9068147
close that shit

So i got 2 btc now and if i cash out taxman will be on his way but i really dont care ; ending it anyway soon

Make some creative suggestions on what to do with it now; everything besides just giving it away; we know 90% of this board are pajeets

>>9068521

Don't kill yourself dude, close your long, use the money to pay for some therapy/meds and turn your life around.

>>9068521
Not to sound corny, but I want to give you the consolation that the universe will make you progress and be happy anyways.. Just a matter of in this life or the next. Things will always get better anon, because thats what they are supposed to do!

>>9068147
all in on a good low cap like ary, hold for few months have 2-3x

>>9068521
go get a good meal from your favorite place then get a good nights sleep

>>9068688
This. Go talk to a psychiatrist. I promise you it's worth a try.

>>9068766
Just woke up though

>>9068811
Keep your long open for a few more days

>>9068811
Id say go outside for a walk or meditate or both

>>9068521
You know you'll only have to pay like 10-25% (max) of your winnings away, right? If I get dubs, you have to read philosophy books and join a volunteering thing to help birds

>>9068838
the bird thing sounds kinda fun

>>9068312
it's true my friend

Nope guys killing myself and thats final i already bought the stuff i need, now tell me what to do with my fucking imaginary internet money

>>9068884
give it to charity

>>9068838

Rolling

>>9068838
Rollling for birbs

anon must help burd

>>9068884
Please give some to me man. I'm poor and think about killing myself every day. Just a small fraction of what you made can literally change my life.

>>9069115
Sharpie in pooper and you get some
I dont like beggars

>>9068884
>>9068521
sub to me on twitch

>>9060625
lurkers approve of this thread

Hey op, long that shit x100

>>9068884
Give some to me, looking into starting a business with GF. Need funding, I'll give twice the amount back to my biz bros

>>9068884
allin ary

>>9068884
17FGakcmb3jj1HZBnPqG4TwZnuRG7S71sD

You know what to do OP

>>9069146
the hero we need not that we deserve

>>9068884
Put it all in proof of weaks hands. Being dead, you'll have iron hand and continue to roll in the money long after you're dead. You'll be forever successful.

>>9068884
Don’t do it cuz, go out for a walk at the beach or something, take a look around life is beautiful friend

>>9068147
you did good fren

>>9068521
Go to Mexico; fuck a bunch of hookers and do a bunch of blow.

>>9068884
Donate it to animal shelter. Or send it to a wallet and loose the private key if you're feel like a dick

Buy chainlink

>>9069146
1LGtEzL7VsQM3NuhzfmCMd1Ui69cFkBaN9

Fuck I know this is pathetic but I need to pay for my dog's bladder surgery. He's only 7 but I love him so much and he has to walk around with a diaper because he can't control his bladder. I buy two full packs of maxi pads every month and the cashiers think it's for my GF but it's for my little man.

>>9069504
Post pics of maxi pads.

>>9069146
>>9069504
Same goes for all beggars

Come on some gud ideas; how many anons can i fly in with 18k

>>9069115
>>9069504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFepeMG4-6A

>>9069146
Make a game of it. Make people on /biz/ do stupid ass shit and post a pic of it for .1btc ea

>>9069535
did you already take the money? if not then keep it in for few days

>>9069535
dude go to mexico chill for a month or 2. eat well, lots o hookers and maybe some illegal substances.

Dont kill yourself bro. You are worth living.

>>9069517

Don't kill yourself anon, look at those prices, RNGesus loves you

>>9060625
Why do you want to kill yourself?

>>9068838
The bird thing

>>9069535
Buy a neighborhood of those 1 dollar houses in abandoned parts of dead cities, invite us over to help repair and improve /biz/town into a 24/7 partyland theme park of autists and degenerates, pay us in beer, drugs, prostitutes, or deeds to land in /biz/town for our efforts.

Another 50x with 1btc

>>9069787
It wouldn't work. Those 1 dollar homes are in democrat territory. They have to leave in order for change to begin.

>>9069787
I would live there.
Whites only though.
Op would be topfag.

>>9069787
the $1 homes come with thousands in back taxes

>>9069535
Op cash out, buy yourself some.plane tickets, and just go see shit you always wanted to see. Fuck other people. Post that journey here. N33t on tour. Stay at luxurious hotels, fuck ladyboys

You've inspired me op. Lets see what happens.

>>9069863
I'd bet the hundreds of /biz/tards drunkenly shrieking memes and getting blowjobs by ladyboys in their lambos would have remaining democrats fleeing after a few weeks.

>>9069898
how does that work? and surely there are ghost towns where this literally could be done

>>9068884
I'm down 500% from initial investment. Please even a $10 to eat some red meat will help. Here's a screen shot of my phone to prove I'm an American and not some pajeet.

>>9070020
1PYNag1ykXqa5eDZ6GS8H8NTYxoZXNPxYT

>>9069765
Aww cute.. I wish your dog all the best.

>>9070020
You lost 5x you initial investment? You're clearly gambling. Get help.

you're an emotional investor.
why are you still trading?
this is not for you.

>>9070091
No just fell for a shit coin at ATH and fell for the hodl meme.

>>9070113
oh, a retard then, even worse lol

>>9070020
>cricket
>not a pajeet

>>9070139
Fuck off. It's called being poor you faggot. Niggers and spicks get free government phones with verizon where I live.

>>9062522
holy shit

You should be buying PFR instead of whatever crap youre holding. Their mainnet comes out on April 30th. Do you realize that Localbitcoins now has KYC? Do you understand that once PFR is out, people will all jump ship to avoid having to upload documents? People kept doubting the project but these guys deliver. Do you want to be poor forever..

>>9070564
>12 shillpoints have been added to your account

>>9061873
>My best wishes to you anon
Anon makes +10k on profit while I'm sleepy. Stay cold and cool. Don't badly lose it all

>>9068521
Wait. This is gona to 12k

>>9070113
Losing 500% means you lost 5x you investment.

>>9069898
Not if you know where to look. But yea. Most of them do.

>>9069535
if you're American, tour Europe
If you're European, tour America
also you could try getting a hobby, I know lots of /biz/raelis like yourself who can make money but don't know how to spend it
I like the bird idea, also the therapy might be a good investment
you could also get into cars, or something of the like
why are you killing yourself anyway, it better not be a gay reason

>>9060625
this is me, forgot my first tripcode

>>9071977
there are IDs m8, not really much of a point in using a tripcode in the same thread
but also >>9071968

>>9071951
*** this is me forgot my tripcode

>>9071977
So whats on the menu today mr sleepy 50xer

>>9060625

>>9070020
Fuck off la creturA

>>9060625

Damn anon you should be up a dick ton by now. Good job man and keep pushing through. Find a reason to live again , it's hard, I know it is but once you find that reason nothing else will matter. Stay healthy and take care of yourself. Good luck brother