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903441 No.903441 [Reply] [Original]

>falling for the dollar meme club
>buying jewlette blades
>buying the electric razorjew
>he ACTUALLY fell for this stuff in the year 2015

Whats your excuse for not owning a finely crafted, superior, German/Aryan/Master Race classic razor /biz/? You only have to buy one and the blades are cheap as FUCK

>> No.903461

Because at my income, the savings are immaterial.

>> No.903464

>shaving ever

>> No.903469

>>903441
I'm very shitty at shaving, would I cut my face off using one of those? Also what should I do to cut my costs on shaving. I'm sick of shilling out $40 for 3 packs of razor blades. It lasts me 3 months but still...that's ridiculous just to shave my fucking face.

>> No.903473
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903473

>>903469

>> No.903474

>>903469
Unless you're completely fucking retarded you should be fine. I cut myself with Gillette shit far more times than I ever did with one of these. Just buy one of these, they're like $30 and will last a lifetime, and you can buy 100 blades for $10 and only have to replace them every 5-6 shaves. Its really fucking cheap, even cheaper than the dollar shave club and all the other bullshit going around.

>> No.903476

>>903473
>>903469
And don't fucking buy one of these. You'll eventually throw it out, unlike the classic razor I posted.

>> No.903484

As someone who is very close to DSC (I'm avoiding certain words that you can figure out HOW close), plain and simple, everyone's shaving needs are different. I like the Schick Quatro as much as I like the Executive. And, I know people who get better shaves with the 2 blade that DSC offers, or just can't shave with them at all. A lot of it depends on the angle of blades and the spacing.

Also, Shave Butter and One Wipe Charlies. That's the shit.

>> No.903489

>>903469
>I'm very shitty at shaving, would I cut my face off using one of those?

No. It's easier to get razor burn because the angle of your razor matters more, but more difficult to cut yourself. I switched to a razor like that (an Edwin Jagger) four years ago and I can count on one hand the number of times I've cut myself. This, despite the blades being ludicrously sharper. I mean it's off the fucking wall how much sharper actual razor blades are compared to cartridge razors.

>> No.903501

>>903441
the company I work for represents Bic so I get a ton of free razors.

>> No.903520

>>903441

>tfw read an article on how to make cheap disposable razors last for months
>have been using a cheap disposable razor for almost a year now and the shave is still the same as the first time I used it

you guys should check it out it can save you some cash over time

>> No.903530

Get a straight razor. In the right hands, they can't be beat in terms of shave quality.

>> No.903532

Gillette mach 3 master race

>> No.903538

>>903474
I don't bother reusing my blades since they are so cheap, I use a new one every shave. I still use the cartridge though if I need a fast shave and don't care about closeness or I'm traveling.

With the classic blades I have to go slower or I'll end up nicking myself.

>> No.903540
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903540

>age 10 I go to the library after school everyday to read books and study
>age 14 I already know what I want to do with my life, seek advice from my parents and their friends
>age 16 I'm already graduated highschool because I was moved forward a grade due to hard work and study
>age 20 got my bachelors dual major computer science and finance networked out the ass get hired 110k starting at a hedge fund
>age 22 get my masters, get promoted to 200k a year plus bonus
>age 24 I'm already vice president salary is 500k bonus 10+ million
>mfw retards spent their youth playing tag at the park and smoking weed in highschool now they work at best buy

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903541

>>903441

more blades is better than one.

Besides, I spend like $10 a month on blades....

Not exactly a priority.

>> No.903542

>>903540
You reap what you sow

>> No.903547

>>903540
>still too much of a dumbass to realize he posted in a thread instead of starting one

>> No.903548

>>903540
Interesting if it's true, but why did you post that in this thread?

>> No.903557

>>903541
>more blades is better than one.

Not when they start out dull, and all cartridge razors start out dull compared to a safety razor (or a straight razor).

>> No.903580

>>903441
I shave with a old style razor like that. I find I get a better shave for a lower price with those.

>> No.903586

>>903441
>Whats your excuse for not owning a finely crafted, superior, German/Aryan/Master Race classic razor /biz/?
Unfortunately, the side effects of using straight razors are too much for me to handle.

Side effects include: looking like a douche; sounding like a douche; and giving advice to people who don't need or want your help on simple issues of personal hygiene. Unfortunately, there is no known cure. The faggotry you have contracted is permanent.

>> No.903592

>>903540
>gorillianaire
>still uses meme arrows

>> No.903733
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903733

>>903541
>more blades is better than one
>he fell for the Gillette meme

Good goy.

>> No.903754

>>903530
how the fuck do fedorazarors work?

how do you make them sharp again after they go blunt?

and how do you deal with the sharp part being so long?

>> No.903758

>>903441
>Whats your excuse for not owning a finely crafted, superior, German/Aryan/Master Race classic razor /biz/? You only have to buy one and the blades are cheap as FUCK
I do but I don't use it, because I haven't shaved in like a year. Right around the time I installed GNU/Linux

>he is still running the binary jew
what's _your_ excuse gaylord?

>> No.903790
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903790

I only use my fusion blades to shave my balls. Last thing I wanna do is accidentally neuter myself with a straight blade.

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904004

>>903441

shave in the shower and run that shit under hot water first

>> No.904009

Dollar General Twin Blade Cartridges are like $1.50 for 6.

Bump Fighter handle is like $8

Barbasol shave cream is a Damn $1.00

>> No.904015

>>903441
Thats counterptoductive. With a disposable I can shave quickly and without much concentraion.

Gtf outa here with that hipster bs

>> No.904021

>>903441
>le hipster razor
Shouldn't you be growing a big lumbersexual beard, you plaid-wearing, pulled-pork ciabatta eating, craft beer drinking try hard?

>> No.904023

>>903754
You sharpen them using a strop, which is a thick strip of leather fastened at one end to a wall. But at that level of supreme gentlemanry you'd be tipping your fedora so fast you'd enter orbit.

>> No.904068

>>904015
>concentration

Are you fucking retarded? Shaving with one of these is the exact fucking same as what you're doing now except considerably cheaper in the long run.

>>904009
I can buy 100 replacement blades for $10 which will last a year or more. Your cartridges are shit m8.

>> No.904073

>>903441

I have a beard.

>> No.904080
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>>903540
What does this have to do with shaving?

>> No.904084

>>903540
>>age 14 I already know what I want to do with my life, seek advice from my parents and their friends

How do I find out what I want to do with my life?

It feels bad not to know

>> No.904096

>>903461
LOL at your logical fallacy

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>>903501
Brilliant.

>> No.904231

>>903441
Link to purchase? Your marketing has me curious.

>> No.904239

>>904231
OP is merkur

>> No.904242
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904242

>>903441

> nice jew meme idiot
> stay broke

>> No.904246

>Dad gives me electric razor when I'm like 16 to shave my nasty face pubes
>Cost to me $0
>My buddies brother is a truck driver, they're all crooked cunts who steal shit off the back.
>We always buy shit off him for pennies on the dollar
>Buy two display cases of replacement heads for my razor (like 40 of them) for $5
>Batteries die in razor, still works plugged in
>Like it for travel, so buy new batteries for it (2 AA Ni-cd) $2
>Razor tells you to replace blades every 6 months, it's total bullshit they last over a year
>I'm 35 now
>19 years of shaving has cost me $7
>I can shave safely driving down the highway at 70 miles an hour.

>> No.904253

>>904231
http://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-Handled-Safety-Razor/dp/B000NL0T1G/

>> No.904360

West coast shaving has the best deals for blades.

>> No.904378

>>904246
holy shit, what a story

>> No.904400

>>903441
Unkempt neck beard.

>> No.904405

>>903758
>Right around the time I installed GNU/Linux
SO MUCH THIS!

>> No.904439
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904439

>>903790
Brad pls go

>> No.904440

>>903441
I did buy one of these but I can't find blades ANYWHERE so when I ran out I just switched back to my regular multiblade. Also shaving with a safety razor takes like 15-20 minutes if you're doing it right (make your own shaving cream etc.) and I don't really have time for that in the mornings.

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>>904378

>>904378

>He's the car
>His buddy is Lightning McQueen
>The "truck driver" is actually a truck.

>> No.904777

>>904023
This is wrong, stropping doesn't sharpen anything, it just aligns the edge. To sharpen you need stones.
And fuck off with fedora shit. Fedoras are way more likely to use bullshit DE razors that either hack up your face or don't give a close shave. They don't give a fuck about their appearance and use DE because it's "cheaper in the long run" so they can sneer at the plebs overpaying for Gillette.

>> No.904778

Because I don't grow enough hair to warrant one. I get a shitty teenage tier mustache and a little hair in the middle under my lips. I only need to shave may be once every two weeks so my $10 razor lasts me a long time

>> No.904871

>>904231
Use a Parker 24C.

>> No.904879

>>903441
Because I dropped it too many times and it broke. No money to buy a new one right now.

>> No.904884

>>903520
post the article bud

>> No.904911

>>903461
>>904096
Lol right