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>planning (and going) to hit top 10 in one of the biggest online card games next month
>confessed my feelings to my best friend which ended our close friendship
>STILL no cute boyfriend
>portfolio down 80%
>family might kick me out of the house, they found my thigh highs and booty shorts i ordered from amazon (i am male)
really abstract feels going on... tell me /biz/ what coin do i buy to acquire a cute boyfriend whos good at videogames?

>> No.9030799
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>>9030728
I have hardly any advice.
I'd say nexus (NXS) for the "return to normal" meme but I think you should go on /lgbt/ first to talk about more serious stuff out of your wallet.

There are nice poeple who really know how to talk about true love relationship. Well at least that's my opinion

>> No.9030814

>>9030728
LMAO this guy again
I wasn't sure last night but you're definitely trolling

Show me your mama ass already biych

>> No.9030819
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>>9030799
I dont really like lgbt culture... I want a cute pure boy like me!
>>9030814
im not trolling im desperate for a cute boyfriend

>> No.9030859

Hmm you remind me of that guy on here who wanted pure Asian wifu only..that you bro?? This the new gimmick?

>> No.9030889

>>9030819
Lgbt is not a cringe board. There are some thread fucked over by trolls but I actually exposed like 3 or 4 of my personnal emotional problem for the last year and I always got some good feedback and support.

Your call anyway.

>> No.9030903
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>>9030859
nope .-. im not really into females unless they are good at videogames (one in a million)
>>9030889
thank you, ill take your advice and check it out.

>> No.9031088

>>9030903
Sure bruh

How did they find your faggot delivery

>> No.9031109

>>9031088
they "found" my package and opened it right in front of me. Just pure silence while i explained it to them that i bought it for my gf (lol). I'm in my room now funposting and watching twitch...

>> No.9031131

>>9031109
ill be your boyfriend, send me your discord

>> No.9031170

>>9031131
State your vidya accomplishments!

>> No.9031210
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9031210

Based arab bro, do you have a RuneScape account? Quit for about six years but been looking for other bizlets that play the game we can have a biz meet up in game with other biz Anons

>> No.9031266

>>9031210
no never got into it... ill give you a list of games i do play though....
-pubg
-league
-fortnite
-escape from tarkov
-radical heights
-battlefield 4
-ironsight
my main game is shadowverse but i only play that alone...

>> No.9031307

>>9031266
darn, well if you ever do start getting into that game let us know we had a thread not too long ago where several Anons used to play and where planning on starting to play just for the sake of having a little get together.

>> No.9031313

>>9030889
/lgbt/ is fucking overrun by trannies

>> No.9031321

I wont be your boyfriend but if you're a qt femboy I could fuck you a couple of times per week till I am bored of you.

>> No.9031345
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>>9031313
yea i didnt want to seem rude but i checked it out and every thread seems to be about them....
>>9031321
im really not interested in sex... i just want a cute bf i can hold a conversation with. maybe even cuddle one day...

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>>9031109
>mom found the lewd parcel

>> No.9031527

>>9030728
>if only he wasn't anime
>tfw no cute boyfriend

>> No.9031572
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9031572

Why don't you just find a nice lady friend that is into sissy boys? You could pass her as your girlfriend and at the same time play dress up with her and learn a thing or two about how to achieve feminine aesthetics.

I would share you a chart from /fit/ on how to do so but I am reluctant as you might get into more trouble with your family if they find more questionable material.

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>>9031476
i dont find that very funny! I could be in deep trouble they are VERY strict
>>9031527
finally someone who understands my pain

>> No.9031616

>>9031572
Not to sound like an asshole but my experiences with females have been very shallow and boring... I have never had a meaningful conversation with one and I dont really like interacting with them if im being quite honest.

>> No.9031638

>>9031266
hot damn just imagine having this kind of shit taste in vidya

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>>9031616
fug, well I hope you'll find what you're looking for I really do.

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>>9031576
>finally someone who understands my pain
>you're living in a shithole and there is no way you will find a cute bf unless you make it
>you're already too old
you don't even know what pain is

>> No.9031692

>>9031666
Men generally age well as opposed to Women who age like sour milk, as long as you take care of yourself you should have no problems and if you have shit genes and are going bald use that Crypto money to get you hair implant surgery like Elon Musk.

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>>9031645
I'm really sorry. I feel like an asshole now. How can i make it up to you?

>> No.9031731

>>9031616
>>STILL no cute boyfriend
Nice, just sold $100k

>> No.9031734
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>>9031710
Play RuneScape and create a contract with me. We'll be partners in game.

>> No.9031846

>>9031734
>>9031710

is this how /biz/ find cute boys online?

>> No.9031872

>>9031734
i'm sorry anon..... ill add you on steam though if you post your steam! maybe we can talk sometimes...

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>>9031872
It's okay broski I am sure we'll keep bumping into each other on here anyway.

>> No.9032107

>>9031917
ahhh ok ><

>> No.9032117

>>9031638
i agree all those games are shit besides shadowverse. Everyone should play it!

>> No.9032127

>>9032107
Forgot to add that I don't have a Steam account or anything

>> No.9032162

>>9032127
maybe you should make one right now...

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>>9032162
Does it let me share my art? Been meaning to eventually start creating a blog somewhere to start making commissions.

>> No.9032236

>>9030819
>I dont really like lgbt culture... I want a cute pure boy like me!
Please define 'pure', anon. I met up with a boy and asked him to be my boyfriend and humped him with clothes on and came. Am I no longer pure? Neither of us got our willies out

>> No.9032260

>>9032208
Yes, you can get really creative with your steam profile. I used to have a really nice colorful one but have gone with a darker more simpler theme now.

>> No.9032309

>>9032236
thats awfully lewd....

>> No.9032321

>>9032309
I guess it is kinda lewd. I cried immediately afterwards because I regretted it so much. My purity is so important to me and I feel like I marred it. I didn't mean to, it just happened

God, I hate myself for it and I feel filthy

>> No.9032339

>>9031345
>im really not interested in sex... i just want a cute bf i can hold a conversation with. maybe even cuddle one day...

that's the gayest shit i ever heard in my life. It would be less gay if you said you want a big black dick fucking your boypucci

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>>9032321
youre not a slut its ok. I can feel the sincerity in your post and you seem really cute honestly. I wish i could hug you.
>>9032339
anon i am just expressing my true feelings, no point in lying on the internet.

>> No.9032403

>>9032375
Can I ask if you still consider me a virgin? Am I still 'pure'?

I was so, so upset when it happened. I seriously wanted to throw myself off of the bridge I could see from his window. Am I truly not a slut? Because I feel so dirty

>> No.9032416

>>9032403
yes I would consider you a virgin. Would you consider me one for getting a blowjob at a party once when i was 17 (before i went full neet.) do you have a steam id love to talk more with you....

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>>9032403
Did either of you penetrate? No? You're still a Virgin.

>> No.9032422

>This thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

>> No.9032428

All of you faggot neckbeards need to stop watching anime and readjust yourselves to reality.

>> No.9032434

>>9032428
t. roastie

>> No.9032438

>>9031170
uh what?

>> No.9032439

>>9032434
>Assuming somebody is female by default on fucking 4chan
Ask me how I know MGTOW are retards.

>> No.9032458

>>9032416
Thank you so much, that really makes me feel relieved. I felt so guilty afterwards and I'm still getting over it I guess

>Would you consider me one for getting a blowjob at a party once when i was 17 (before i went full neet.)
I think I would, yes. Although, I'm not sure. I used to think that handjobs/blowjobs meant you weren't a virgin anymore. But you know what? You haven't gone 'all the way'. You've still got something in reserve, that being penetration, that you can gift to someone who you truly love

>do you have a steam id love to talk more with you....
I don't have Steam but I do have Discord. I can't use Steam because you have to pay a certain amount of money before you can message other users

I must stress that that guy is still very important to me so we would have to be just friends! Is that ok?

>>9032421
Thank you anon, that really makes me feel better

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>>9032439
>being this assmad and worked up over nothing
Now I am actually starting to think you really are a roastie kek. You're not helping your situation.

>> No.9032537

>>9032458
Yes thats fine! try not to ghost too hard though...
IndulgemeSV#1231

>> No.9032573

>>9032481
>What are IDs
I have a dick you faggot. Clearly OP is watching too much anime based on the way he is talking and the shit he is posting. Anime warps your mind and perception of the world around you. He's going to end like Chris-chan if he's not careful.

>> No.9032579

>>9030819
Just go to /mena/. It's full of gay, anime-posting arabs like you.

>> No.9032597

>>9032458
whats your name on discord i got multiple requests

>> No.9032604

>>9032597
I'm Dreis

>> No.9033693

>>9032428
THIS THIS THIS

4chan needs to be rotated off and on or else you become like this faggots

>> No.9033725
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faggots are not allowed to post touhou

>> No.9033743

I'll be ur boyfriend for 100 link sir

>> No.9033890

I play an esport Ive talked about 4chan on stream before ill spread your boipussi dm me