/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9023804
Everyone who posts in this thread is gay including me

>>9023804
lexus (and lambo for larps) is the only /biz/ aproved choice.

>>9023804

>>9023908
>lexus
>/make it/

just buy a scooter then, anon.

>>9023804

>>9023936

if you like to keep your money and have the most reliable and comfy car you can get, you get a lexus. Lambo is for larping.

I don't in the fancy expensive cars. I've owned reliable japanese hatchbacks my whole life and don't intend to change if/when i have the funds to afford more.

My older brother bought a Lotus Evora for 75k a few years ago (he is an overpaid IT guy living in california). I have tried it out and didn't see the value. Yeah it's pretty fast but who cares? Unless you like doing laps at the local speedway, that doesn't help anything in day to day driving. It's also a two seater with a tiny trunk. Waste of money.

Mazda MX5 RF when it goes down in price.

>buying expensive depreciating assets

Literally buying high selling low.

>>9023804
Still one of these cute bois

>>9024009
ok grandma

>>9024010
All ive had are 2 seater fastbacks so next car i get is a grand tourer. Want sonething comfy for long road trips once I make it.

A GTR, its pretty much the best car you can get for the amount of money it costs

I'm actually about to sell some of my crypto to buy this gem: https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2005-volkswagen-touareg-5999/6536751514.html

First, I understand that selling crypto now sucks... but I've made 11x my initial investment and want to get something out of it so I dont kms if we crash again. Any anons want to give me some advice before I buy? I've never bought a car before so I'm really nervous

>>9024127

>selling before the summer bull run.

>>9024127
Test drive it.
Get someone who knows cars to check it

>>9023804
U got good taste my nigs

>>9024127
You can start by not buying banged up and scratched VAG vehicles

>>9024127
thanks for the link anon , just contacted the seller and i'm gonna check it on monday

Bought these last bull run

>>9024439
how's the midlife crisis going

>tfw lost 100k on bitmex in the last 5 months and could have bought most of the cars posted itt

I can't be the only one...

>>9024439
you have a nice house but those cars are hilariously bad purchases and make you look like a middle aged man who works at a factory

>>9024439
lmao look at this baby boomer

gtr or r8

I'm just that amazing.

>>9024511
>>9024550
t. 22 year old

soon

>>9023804
How much do you think it would cost to have one made?

Any other Lambo anons?

>>9024559
this thing is fucking cool

>>9023804

>>9024020
My absolute nigger.

personally ill go for utility over speed

>>9024625
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>>9024625
oh god this looks disgusting

>>9024604
Aventador or gtfo

I'm just going buy a regular car. I'm more interested in buying a house.

>>9024625

lmfao the car looks autistic

NIGGER IF I GET A LOT OF MONEY THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GIVING IT AWAY FOR A PIECE OF FUCKING METAL

NO ONE TOUCHES MY MONEY BACK THE FUCK OFF

>>9024789
when i went to the dealership last month they had dozens of these in the showrooms. people must have been taking them back for some reason

>>9024418
sure u did buddy

unironically this

>>9024848
so what do you like to do with your money then?
>>9024876
i really dislike driving trucks. i prefer driving low to the ground but that would serve greatly if shit hits the fan and u need to run some minorities over

It's ya boi, big brainlet goodest guy. Coming at you with some positive reinforcement.

Just hodl my friends, we're all going 2 make it. We are recovering faster than ever!!!! 1$ confirmed by end of week. Trust me.

>>9023804
>Audi RS4
>making it

pick one

>Pic related, only when i'm worth over 300k of course.

>>9024067
This. Plus it'd be nice to be able to slap people around who bought into the lambo meme for a fraction of the cost.

>>9024604
>2 car garage

are bmws cool

>>9023804

>>9023911
>>9023936
>>9024040
>bmw gypsy calling lexus shit

>>9023804

>>9025694
you fucking poorfag, lmfao. thats likely a 4 car garage with a partition between the roll up garage doors. also, notice the windows on the roll up door? you think people do that in suburban neighborhoods where tyrones and juans can peak in on your lambo? no you fucking low class autistic basement dwelling retard, not even close. that's at the very least in a private gated community, where membership to live there costs 20k a year minimum, and some places charge 20k a MONTH just to be a part of their golf club. so laugh with your faggoty cartoon picture all you want. you have no idea what class is, poorfag. neck yourself

>>9023804
>photo of your mom
ride it all night long (all night)

>>9025730
Where I live only turks and albanians drive them.

>>9024490
Is this a datsun?

>>9023908
Which Lexus do you even want? Are you 60?

>>9024439
So you are the white trash version of The Jeffersons

>>9025855
American Muscle gets my blood flowing.

>>9023804
there's only one horse for a price who truly made it
>you can keep your donkeys to yourself you filthy peasants

>>9024559
Holy shit. I actually have /madeit/ (oldfag, bought ETH in the single digits) and that gave me a chub.

>>9025889
My 67 mustang conv restomod
69 mustang Mach1 421 KC stroker 540HP

>>9024604
not bad anon- which bikes are those ?

Lambo is for normies real man drive Porsche deutchland

>>9025667
nice car but 300k is too low for such car, you need at least 1M

Porsche Mission E

A sports car that covers over 300 miles with superb performance—but without a drop of gasoline? Welcome to the future: the Mission E electric concept car.

>>9025876
A comfy lexus SUV

>>9025821
I love this meme.

Where do you live (Germany?), and what do well off middle class people drive?

>>9025941
its a 30k car... but i guess

>>9024439
>unironically buying Ferd and Chevy
Cleetus, I...

>>9024010
I agree with this guy, I want an Evora.

>>9024876
a-are those back tires cambered...? my sides lmao

picked up same as >pic related
during last bull run with < 50 LTC

2010 - 2012 have same motors as current generation, are reliable and can be got cheap

supercharged = 510ps stock

just picked up pulley/tune that puts it at 630 crank horsepower

enjoy your sensible japanese hatch backs

>>9026047
Switzerland. A lot of Porsche Cayenne and Tesla S on the roads. Also BMW X5/6.
Turks and Albanians often get some BMW M-series or Audi S6 cliché garbage.

I'll try to be modest

>>9025886
Pretty much. Funny thing is im german. But white trash culture has won me over

>>9023804
https://youtu.be/sA68SWRIrRA

Jaguar f-type R or SVR. I wanna make that unnecessary crackling noise and piss off the normies really bad.

getting this later this year, already have the money cashed out

this car desu

its a bmw that went with the time

>>9026073
he's right tho, spending 10% of your worth in a car seems too much, I'm going for 5% and it still pains me, I hope it lasts me at least 15 years

>>9024439
Nice F150! Can't tell if it's a Raptor? Gonna get one of those when LINK moons and I make it, plus a Ferrari F430 (as sports cars go, it's a good investment), and a daily driver Tesla for the wife. Anyway, congrats bro, I remember seeing you in another thread. You seemed like a really cool dude.

>>9026038
So RX 350?

>>9026214
After lots of day dreaming in research i think im with you on the Type R. Power and class in one package.

or v90

>>9026320
Sure. Maybe an NX is enought, i dont need a big car anyways.

>>9026403
>>9026017

XC90 or V90, both are nice cars

This badass right here

>2014 Toyota Corolla
I'm a simple man.

>>9026419
yeah man, they are both nice! hope u make it!
which coins do you hold?

>>9025895

unless that car is parked at a mansion with butlers and young house maids you can breed with whenever you want, then its all for naught

>>9026403
my literal mom unironically drives one of these

>>9026538
she told me she drives it ironically

>>9026274
Appreciate the kind words bro! Yeah, its a raptor. Its a very fun DD and a blast to offroad

Nothing better.

>>9026519
I hold many coins, bigger hodlings are:
ZIL
SWH
AMB

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9026569
Im not a merc guy but thats a solid choice

>buying a new car ever

>>9026578
Nice. Been watching ZIL, but had no money to put in it, cuz i'm a poor balkanfag. Is it too late for it? 20-50x since ICO...

>>9026538
your mom has a good taste, be proud

>>9026731
Don't really know about ZIL, I really don't see any reasons it shouldn't go up more. It's crypto, you just have to take risks.

>>9026221
what's the name of that one

>>9026797
reverse search senpai

>>9025864
yes

>>9024439
sweet raptor unless u bought the ecoboost

>>9027090
Of course i did. Why would i want less power and off road capability in a used vehicle?

>>9027144
nice dubbs. still gay

>>9026569

I actually own this, wish I could've got the C63 but had to settle for the c300. Its a very satisfying drive.

>>9025799
>thinks glass on a garage door means you are part of the financial elite
You are so out of touch with reality I dont even know where to begin.

>>9023804
Saab 9000 Aero
>A
>E
>S
>T
>H
>E
>T
>I
>C
>S

>>9026028
>not being able to feel a clutch
gtfo and buy a 911

>>9026569

>nothing better
>c class

You don't deserve money.

Or this

>>9024439
ayyy it's my BBN boy, are you still all in???

Comfy af desu

>>9027608
Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? I bought some UUU to get some even numbers but I still consider it all in

>>9027625
Ive owned one of those. Its sweet but save up for an LC500 if you want to reach god tier lexus

>>9027628
gl my man, for the dogs.

>>9027667
My fuckin nigga. Appreciate it

>>9023804
That's better than any lambo, good choice

84 Porsche 930. Was the 930's fastest year. Doubt I ever get one because they're pretty rare.

>>9023846
Mid-engine is what I need. Cayman GT4 looks amazing. I'll take one in blue.

>>9026214
yes this is the car. already set on it. hopefully by 2020.

brand new corvette whatever the top of the line model is that year

Tesla Model 3 to go with my off grid setup.

Who the fuck wants to keep paying for gas when they've made it? What's wrong with you brainlets posting gas guzzling super cars, humvees and trucks.

>>9027914
Nice. Im waiting to see if they make a mid engine version before i turn in my z06 for a zr1

>>9027933
because most people here are literal fucking children, why do you think. many have just recently graduated or will soon graduate high school/college
i thought this was obvious

>>9024014
same, but i'd rather the rag top. i dont really like the targa look with the top down on the RF.
looks sleek as hell with the fastback up though.

>>9026569
>
only muslims and other shitskins drive AMG

>>9028114
>t.Mahmoud

>>9028114
In your shithole country maybe

FYI - it's fucking embarassing to drive around in most of the expensive cars in this thread. Just get a normal fucking car you fucking autists. OP's is probably the only one that won't make people think you're a weirdo.

>>9027532
Well E classes are too big and then the AMG GT is just an impractical super car.

I'd take the C63S, where I can still fit my luggage in the boot for when I'm off to Mauritius.

All the other similar cars have shit interiors compared to the Mercs.

>>9024020
>>9024789
respek

I bought this last year in November. Cost me ~$85k.

>>9028847
is the aston martin in the back also yours?

>>9028720
Mk3 is the nut zone

>>9024020
A man with taste

>>9028847
85K for a mustang. LOLZ

>>9027465
Hey Saab bro

Lose a zero if you want aesthetic

>>9023804

>>9024625
Having worked at an auction, let me worn you I would never buy anything LandRover
Theyre fucking nightmares

>>9029045
smexy af

>>9023804
Going for full comfy

>>9028711
How the fuck is e class too big? I drive s class daily and have no problems wouldn't downgrade at any price.

Alpha as fuck

>>9023804

I live in the middle of a city, so fuck cars. But this will be my ride once i've made it. The limo of mopeds.

>>9025730
If you like spending $1000 every few months.

depreciating asset

>>9025855

Too overdone.

Give me a basic mustang GT from 1968. In black.

I plan to be a warlord.

>>9024620
Mah nigga

Step aside, plebs; the patrician's choice is here.

>>9030313
Seriously this...Corolla provides reliability, fuel efficiency, and comfort.

>>9030313
only the 2012 v6 anything newer is for KEKS

Fuck your gas cars

>>9030712

>>9030730

>>9023890
This.

>>9030767
Haha yeha clean air is gay !!!!! Man tits!!! S O Y

FAGS!!!!

>>9024020
id probably get one 90s import sportscar. then a toyota for dd

>>9024020
Correct

Like a moving living room

>>9030851

only car that I'd like to own that fits my parking space.

>>9031050
Post a pic of urself fag lets see how ripped and manly u are bitch bet you wont you fag acne disgusting bitch i fuck ur hoes in my fedora and breathe clean air while playing nintendo switch and eating tofu dogs u fucking hoe ass nigga

>>9031159
>Post a pic of urself fag lets see how ripped and manly u are bitch bet you wont you fag acne disgusting bitch i fuck ur hoes in my fedora and breathe clean air while playing nintendo switch and eating tofu dogs u fucking hoe ass nigga

>>9031159

this bad boy make the panty moist

Im listening to asmr RIGHT now u fucking slut>>9031184

>>9031225

>>9031159
Spoken like a true basedboy

Worry less about the environment and worry more about how you're gonna get your dick wet you square

>>9031240
>>9031252
Ur all gay as Hell Trust me son I got one hundred Bitches On my Dick All day and night going crazy as hell for this massive thunder oak. WHy would I even lie about that bro. think about it.

>>9031252
>>9031240
Clean energy ass nigga okay elon musk amber heard ass nigga lookin ass nigga suck my tits shit bitch under the table then do it like a nice star one more time two hundred times okay?

>Ur all gay as Hell Trust me son I got one hundred Bitches On my Dick All day and night going crazy as hell for this massive thunder oak. WHy would I even lie about that bro. think about it.

>>9031279
>>9031291

>Clean energy ass nigga okay elon musk amber heard ass nigga lookin ass nigga suck my tits shit bitch under the table then do it like a nice star one more time two hundred times okay?

I could buy one now but I'd rather get it after breaking 6 figures.

>>9023911
Anyone who buys a German 'luxury' car is a FUCKING IDIOT

Germshit cars are overpriced and overengineered and will fall apart and cost you thousands in parts

Smart men drive Lexus

>>9031327
gonna buy an LS400 after my lincoln LS shits out on me.

>>9031335
Nice choice, you won't be disappointed

>>9031335
this goy fucking gets it

>>9031327
Which Lexus?

>>9027933
If I made it I wouldn't care about gas that is the point of making it.

>>9023804
On paper I'm worth 140 million USD.

>>9023881

based bait shack

>>9031841
ok, cheapo man.

>>9030767
>>9030851
>>9031814
>>9027933

Hydrogen Fuel Cell Car sounds better than Gas or Battery.
Gas cars are for Boomers and the Poor.

>>9028711

>E classes are too big

Manlet detected.

Drive an E-class like a man, fucking faggot.

Source: E400, before that e350.

>>9026143

kek i saw that also

>>9031322
+1

>>9029877
you mean full homo

>>9031974
you got a small dick, ashamed queer, limp dick, no mass all fat?
What's your reason for overcompensating?

>>9027869
i just drove a cayman GTS today at a bachelor party... first time ever driving anything other than a normie car. pic related

>>9031841
I hope to be like you one day, except with a more stylish cheap car

I cannot wait to get one of these.

>>9023846
>cayman
>made it
caymans and boxters are the ultimate "almost there but never actually there" symbols

>>9024439
that raptor is legit, fuck the s o y saying otherwise

>>9026538
where do you think he got the idea from anon?

>>9023804
Can't you just buy any gay hatchback that looks exactly the same as that for 15k right now

>>9026497
steamy

>>9025876
Just bought an RC350. Sporty but still patrician

>>9032939
Are you baiting?

>>9023804
good taste

>>9023804
I want lots and lots of vehicles. I'd like a WRX because it's got a little oomph and the 4WD would be good for snow. I want a big ass Silverado for towing and hauling stuff. As far as exotic sports cars go I like the Aston Martin Vanquish & McLaren 720S. I want a Tesla model S too because why not. Also I want a catamaran yacht for a pleasure boat and Dornier seastar for flying around. There's a company working on a civilian hover plane called the trifan 600. If that ever comes out and isn't vapor ware I'll take one. A fan boat would be cool, so would a blimp. Basically one of every kinda vehicle I guess. I also want a Marauder (pic related).
>>9031841
>On paper I'm worth 140 million USD.
How? Crypto or other means?

>>9028131
gorgeous profile absolutely ruined by the hideous chrysler concorde grille. what the fuck were they thinking?

>he thinks he's going to make it
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2taPsJoxL

>>9031970
jetsetting rich drive V12s, eat steak and own a stake in some medium pushing shit like tiny houses, eco hatchbacks, veganism, and cuckoldry to the masses

>>9030712
pepe the car

I have a 96 ls400. I only drive maybe 3 days a month. Can sell for 3k. Thinking of putting 2k into crypto and just using the 1k extra for uber if i need it. I firmly believe the bull is beginning.

>>9030730
Hydrogen is storage method not an energy source. You have to have some original power source then use that to split water and get hydrogen through a process known as electrolysis. If you're not using electrolysis then you're getting the hydrogen from a gas well from a fossil fuel company..... If you have to have some other power source anyway you might as well just buy a Tesla and charge it from solar panels. A hydrogen car might make sense if you had a really good power source (like a nuclear plant) right next to the ocean.

I live in an Asian country with a stupid high road fatality rate. I need my Swedish tank on wheels.
Also the T8 goes 0--60 in 5.0 seconds which is the same as a Porsche Cayenne GTS.

>>9032876
>cars are symbols of status
Does rule 2 apply to mental age or only physical age? Either way, kill yourself.

>>9031074
small cars are fun in big cities

>If I make <500k
Mazda 3

>1MM
Jaguar F-Type

>>2MM
Mazda 3 + F-Type + Triumph Street Scrambler


But it doesn't matter at all. First I'd buy a house for my parents. Then I'd pay a good education for my half-sis, later I'll but lots of lands (building a proper house), and then I'll travel around the world.

New mercedes a looks nice desu

>>9026143
it's not cambered lmao, he just parked on the curb that's sloped a weird way

>>9024439
Everyone hating is just jelly cause they most likely didnt sell the obvious top. Nice cars my guy.

>>9023804
>2018
>not buying a car thats nearing the bottom of its depreciation curve

Older luxury cars that we're fast for their time are the only way to go. Pic related is a good choice.

As I'm almost 40 years old I need something sporty and comfy at the same time

>>9032914
Thanks my man its a blast to DD

>>9034446
Thats the funny part. My portfolio is now worth the same as when i sold. Its basically free cars

>>9023804
Pearly white Tesla Model 3.

I'm from the european south and I find white cars to be the least affected by the brutal summer sun.

I could be a billionaire and this would still be the car of my dreams.

It's compact enough to drive and maybe even park in the city, it's got enough charge to take me to all my preffered vacation destinations in one go and it has to be the most efficient Tesla out there due to it's compact form factor and its resulting lower weight.

I'm just too permanently stoned to understand why this wouldn't be everyones ideal car, to be frank, it just boggles my mind

>>9031974
As someone who owns a C350 and has drove an E. The E's are shit to drive compared to the C's. Theyre setup all fucking spongy and have way too much roll because theyre more a cruisers car rather than the sportier feel of the C.

Each to their own I guess.

>>9034682
Nice b8

>>9024559
that's a concept car

you can't just buy one of these things much less actually drive it on the regular

>>9035091
varg is that you?

>>9035091
Good choice

>>9023881
Thats actually aesthetic as fuck

>>9024590
20 years in guantanamo

Im looking for a new car lads.
Lexus rc200t or lexus is200t
Sadly the 350 versions dont exist in europe for whatever fucking reason. would have been an instabuy from me.

However what do you people think of the pleb 200t versions compared to similiar priced mercedes or bmw? C300 and 435.
The 435 has the most power which i really like, and at least an inline 6. But i dont want to look like the usual no one with bmw or merc.

I WANT TO LITERALLY THROW AWAY HALF THE MONEY IN THE FIRST YEAR - the thread

>>9023804
This one with different color would be fucking amazing.

>>9036232
>buying a new car