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Forgot topic field edition

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

Previous thread:>>9005963

>> No.9011199

>>9010978
Everyone and their dog knew that the housing market was a problem before the recession and is a problem currently. Same thing is happening with student loans.

I'm just making a guess with 10 years. In both cases we just don't know when shit hits the fan.

>> No.9011370

Bump

>> No.9011385
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>>9011370

>> No.9011597

>>9011385
:(

>> No.9011631

I'll be amazed if our economy makes it to christmas.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-19/deutsche-bank-mistakenly-sends-35-billion-out-door

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-15/ecb-tells-deutsche-bank-simulate-crisis-scenario

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-20/turkey-will-repatriate-all-gold-us-attempt-ditch-dollar

>> No.9011693

>>9011199
If it's such a problem, then sell now and buy back in at the dip. I got a condo by the beach here in Florida for 25k back in 2010. It was like magic. I'll do the same thing this time around.

>> No.9011706

kek 9 months ago you retards were yelling about how Banks were gonna make infinite money while buying BAC.B calls. Now you retards are yelling about how the Banks are going to collapse while you buy BAC puts.

It really is ADD in here.

>> No.9011802

>>9011706

>biz is one person

>the hacker known as 4chan

I've been saying the banks are due to collapse since 2016

>> No.9011838

>>9011802
and you've been right how many times?

>> No.9011861
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9011861

>be me
>wagecuck for 8 hours
>get off and hope to see my fortunes have changed
>see how it finished
Rip. Cucked again

>> No.9011882

>>9011861
What are you invested in? Also, wagecucks should be investing in stocks with dividends.

>> No.9011926

>>9011882
Only one thing :^)
I disagree. Wagies need a moon mission to stop being poor. Divs are for a stable income stream when you've made it

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>>9011926
Oops forgot pic

>> No.9012062

The north Korean thing probably will have little effect on the markets

>> No.9012136

>>9012062
How so?

>> No.9012331

>Everyone freaks out about oil this morning
>Turns out oil is one of the few things that had a good day

>> No.9012762

>>9011838

The entire time.

>> No.9012979

How do you guys feel about Gamestop puts, seems like that company has little to no hope?

>> No.9013067

Guys when the next stonk market crash happens it's not going to be the exact same thing as last time that everybody is staring at for a crash signal

>> No.9013160

>>9012979
I've got some. I don't think it's gonna hit my strike in time though. I'm shorting the fuck out of DB on monday

>> No.9013210

>>9013160
I'm probably going to do the same, it's too easy. What was you gamestop strike price?

>> No.9013229
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GIUSE GIUSE I FOUND SOMETHING SLM

SLM Corporation It's Sallie fucking Mae. They do asset backed securities, those Assets are Student Loans.

They report earnings after the Bell on Monday, I don't know what it's gonna come of it but it gets really Volatile after the the call might be a shorting opportunity.

>> No.9013328

>>9013210
$10 by 5/18. SLV shorts for next week are still super cheap too. I picked one up yesterday

>> No.9013383
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9013383

These are the CLOs we where talking abut in the other tread.

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9013403

Me did some TA
Here my trade plans over weekend

>> No.9013417

>>9013328
You still got time, although for that strike price the contract couldn't have been all that expensive anyway.

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>>9013403
This is the stock market safe space. Be gone cryptothot

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>>9011166
thoughts on credential direct? I started using them because they are involved with my bank, im just doing some commodities because I'm new.

>> No.9013468

>>9011199
Everyone thinks student loans are going to cause the next financial crisis.

>> No.9013532

>>9013423
Shoot... my bad... ment fo TA on SPY, not XRP

Sor.....

>> No.9013564

>>9013468
The banks have pretty much made that impossible, they will just garnish every cent students or former students make. If they can't do that, it won't be a crisis it will be a complete collapse.

>> No.9013584

>>9013417
No it wasn't. It was the first put I bought when I got options trading and had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I'm getting better I hope. But options wiped out my earnings and put me in the red.

>> No.9013614

>>9013584
I did the same thing except I got lucky and made money. It was pure gambling because I didn't know what I was doing, but you can study all you want, putting the knowledge into practice is the only real way to learn and if that costs you some money, it will be worth it long term.

>> No.9013749

>>9013614
Yeah my mistake was buying far out and not knowing what time decay was. What did you make money on?

>> No.9013806

>>9013749
SNAP puts, the one time listening to /smg/ actually worked out.

>> No.9014129

What do you guys think about Canadian Rail ways? CNI

Looks like if we pull out of NAFTA this might hurt the stock, they will be reporting earnings they might touch on the subject or it may get asked and spread FUD.

Their financials seem fine, but the NAFTA thing makes it a possible short.

>> No.9014235

>>9011861

lol

>> No.9014245

>>9011861
To be fair, you blindly invested in QD calls.

>> No.9014312

>>9013229
Good find. Im the guy that posted all that CLO information last thread. Find their connection to a firm that handles securities and CLOs

>> No.9014327

>>9013383
Those SPVs are out of the Caymans. Posted about them earlier. Shady damn shit. CLOs based on shit aquired in he Caymans and used in synthetic CLO traunches

>> No.9014373

>>9014327
Another note. If small to large corporations start going bankrupt like cough toys r us cough (aquision made with CLO contract and no actual capital. It was the interest on the loan the aquiring company took out that fucked them) you're going to see Domino's across multiple CLO firms because of the synthetic products. Student loans are only part of this whole mess

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9014652

>The Absolute State of Mattel

Have they lost their minds?
I'm not sure about that Hasbro acquisition anymore.

>> No.9014677

>>9014652
wait a sec....

How big the is the India market?

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>>9014652

>> No.9014699

>>9014690
NOOOOOO

SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.9014707

Hello faggots, I just wanna tell you I love you all and I learn a lot every time I read here and also follow few other groups/yt channel. Last year I had no idea abouy investing, then I started with crypto, learned the meme TA and waa hooked ever since. If it wasn't for TA, I would never understand what the fuck charts are about and how to read them. I do stick and look at fundamentals, but man.. I went from crypto, to indices, forex, stocks and metals and keep learning every day and about all the industries and how worls wide events pricez and how to profit. It has been an insand and profitable ride and I feel like I understand the world a lot better and how media plays things out. Everything has become a game and circus, but atleast I'm aware of that now and can keep printinf money.

t. Europoor

>> No.9014883

I've been trying to learn fundamentals and focusing on Disney. They seem undervalued with the streaming potential, comic-book movies and Avatar.

>> No.9014895

No Fucking way, These shit toys are red hot right now.

http://www.scarymommy.com/pooparoos-toilet-toys-mattel/

It's getting shilled by a toy YouTuber with 7 million subscribers. Video is has 2 million views since march.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4wTxJwm6kc&t=12s

I don't know if it can actually save Mattel though.

>>9014707
<3
t.Spic

>> No.9014902

>>9013468
Yes, I said that in the post.

>> No.9014923

>>9014895
Looks like something Japan would love.

>> No.9014944

>>9014923
And the Educational Toy India Needs.
But doesn't Deserve.

>> No.9014958

>>9014944
lol

>> No.9014972
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>>9014895
>it's real

kek. I thought it was just a shop/spoof

>> No.9015080

>>9014895
WTF! People actually buy this shit! You know this almost makes me lose faith in humanity to the point I'm gonna drink.

>> No.9015583

>>9014245
It's a long term hold... R-right?? I have till November!!! Buy the dip!!

>> No.9015889
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9015889

Did you short Starbucks last week like I told you to?

>> No.9016099

Looks like ABCD is gonna get interesting on Monday.
It Dropped 27% for absolutely reason. Nothing in the Options to suggest anticipate that drop, no earning no press.

Don't know weather to short or go long.

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9016108

>calls
>puts
>short-selling

Lmao, why don't you scallywags just buy fully paid ordinary shares in the business? Is it because you can't be bothered opening the annual report and actually learning how it makes revenue and profit?

>> No.9016129

>>9016108
>HODLing overvalued so ofks and securities
Guizzz it's like the same as btc lmao plebs

>> No.9016139

>>9016108
Go back to reading your 10-Qs Grampa

We invest in meme lines and Elliot waves.

>> No.9016155

>>9016139
>Go back to reading your 10-Qs Grampa
>We invest in meme lines and Elliot waves.
why not do both?

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>>9014707

>> No.9016180

>>9016108

Oh, add to this list

>stop-losses

>> No.9016187

>>9016155
>Hedging your investments because you're too pussy to go all in

>EZ modo~

>> No.9016202

>>9016180
Oh, and to add to this (you)

I fucked your dad

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>>9016155
We only Ride in one Meme.

>> No.9016250

>>9016187
why wouldn't you just read the filing for fundamentals and then follow the stock, then buy or sell at good technical spots? by reading the filings you can see where the long trend of a company is going and then trade accordingly with meme lines, this is good for both upward and downward trends..

>> No.9016286

>>9016108
ok grandpa buffet, time to go away now

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>>9016246
i'm always ready for a meme to ride

>> No.9016291

>>9016250
how do you into fundamentals

>> No.9016424

>>9016291
>how do you into fundamentals
I mainly go off of share structure, i look for any potential dilution or share buy backs. Then depending on the company i look at cash on hand and what their cash burn is and their income and where their income comes from.

If i don't see a share structure i like i usually don't make it to the next part unless it's a short term trade. After awhile it's all just a glance, if i really want to invest long term into something ill look into debt maturity dates, contracts with other companies etc.. I really don't like to invest that deeply though, try to only go with 3-6 month hold based of share structure Accumulation/distribution

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9016537

>Reading through this autistic >automated trading book.
Bitch claims she has a robust algo.

I FUCKING BOUGTH YOUR BOOK TELL ME NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i suspect it has to do something with the ADX and MACCD

>> No.9016561

>>9011166
Risk parity trade is dying.

If you know what this means you will make it

>> No.9016586

>>9016561

I just googled it.

Am I gonna make it now?

>> No.9016668

>>9016586
>>9016561
>who is Ray Dalio

>> No.9016751

>>9011693
People like you are the reason the coming correction won't be nearly as bad. There's too much money already sitting on the sidelines.

>> No.9016770

>>9011802
>banks are due to collapse since 2016
Based on what? They don't appear to be over-leveraged and the lending reforms since '08 have made their holdings much more stable. What is the reason for the coming collaps

>> No.9017159

Anyone else keep a journal of all their trades to analyze them?

>> No.9017617

>>9017159
You dont get that with the tools you use for trading?

>> No.9017709

>>9013403
>impressive girth

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9017778

Is freetrade.io a good alternative for european traders? it looks like robinhood for eu.

>> No.9017809

>>9011926
i feel you, good luck man. i havent fucked with options yet but i buy and trade leveraged etfs. x3 dailys and stuff, try it on paper and give it a go

>> No.9017876

>>9016108
But the long game is also rigged, institutional investors are borderline insider trading, having direct meetings with ceos and getting the gist of the company's performance way before any filings are made.
Its funny reading an article at times where some very pertinent piece off info not in any public domain is just blurted out as old news.
>'oh yea, so&so company ceo mentioned they had trouble with distributors and will miss earnings so thats why we've been selling off shares since January'

Meanwhile im going off last year's filing where everything sounds rosy.

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>>9011166
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>>9011166
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>>9017962
Don't even think about it, goyim! It's all going to be worthless! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

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>> No.9017991

Too many faggot trading, uh a red dildo I better panic

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>>9017986
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>> No.9018004

>>9013328
Never bet against precious metals in a economy ruled by fiat currencies, youre going to lose eventually

>> No.9018063

>>9017996
JUST DUMP IT, GOYIM, FUCKING DUMP IT!

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>>9011941
you need to diversify your life nigger, what the fuck do you think youre doing putting all your eggs in one basket?

>> No.9018137

Everytime I look at the time now all I can see is a share price.

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>>9018077
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>> No.9018520

Anyone interested in hedge funding?

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>>9018520
How about some hedge DUMPING!?
I SAID FUCKING DUMP IT ALL!!!
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>>9018568
No.