/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8983115
>I judge cars by 3 factors: looks, money (how expensive they look) and status (what kind and how much status they confer)
>Mercedes C is a perfect balance.
First off you’re a grade A douchebag. Second, mercedes C? Really? It’s literally the badgewhore car of choice. How about keep riding the bus until you can afford at least an E class. Or just embarass yourself with the Cheap class.

>>8983233
The E is not for young guys and not for getting roasties. The cars after C class, Audi A4 and BMW 3 series are just too solemn looking, like for a 50 year old executive not a young successful guy courting roasties

>>8983115
>rofag
>thinks he will "make it"
Nigga we live in one of the worst shitholes ever,how exactly do you plan on "making it" here?

>>8983115
whale checking in, sunteti niste faggots

>>8983477
already made it by RO standards

dont waste money on cars, unless you have over 10 million.

>>8983549
Pump the market already, in pula mea

>>8983558
Net worth?portofolio?bussiness?

>Inb4.au ai mei un magazin

>>8983115
The better question is, how much of your worth are going to dump on a depreciating asset? Like let's say you have 1m, spending even 50k on a car sounds retarded.

>>8983115

>nigger mindset

I already have my made it car, a 2016 honda civic 2.0. anything else is unnecessary

911 by singer
500k usd

>>8983730
wow why does it cost so much? It looks kinda old..is it a collectable?

>>8983764
its all metal

>>8983729
>2016 honda civic 2.0
Looks pretty sweet in black..how does one go for (used)?

>>8983687
Sorry..won't go into details..i have a small IT business

>>8983806
software that is

I'd go with a 2014 Toyota Corolla.
>looks professional and elegant
>long lasting
>efficient fuel consumption
>high resell value

>>8983395
you're way too dumb for this board, like so dumb you will never have a chance at even understanding why I am right. leave.

I have owned very expensive new cars and average used cars. I can tell you without a doubt that your life is better in an average used car. In my shitbox, I never worry about dents or scratches. When something needs repair, it doesn't cost $1500 minimum to fix. Ultimately the type of women attracted by nice cars may be high SMV, but they are shit long-term partners. If you're a young guy with a shit-ton of money who wants to roll in groupie pussy for a few years, get the nice car. If you're past that point, get the used mid-range car.

>>8983115
I generally dislike anyone who drives a tryhard car like Mercedes, Audi, or BMW.

>>8983115
>not buying an 2018 S class Brabus

Fucking poorfags

made it off crypto this january

here's what i'm currently rocking

made it off crypto this january

here's what i'm currently rocking

>>8983115
>.ro

Fuck off

>>8984534
oh god why

>>8984534
Jesus Christ do you have awful taste.

A car that I can travel with, go off-road and do camping.
What pops in my mind is this Defender but honestly I am a total brainlet concerning cars.
Any recommendations for this category?

>>8983395

jesus man you need help if you think a busted $15,000 c class with 40k+ miles on it is going to get you anything but the back of the lot when the poor valet has to get into that torn leather monstrosity

>>8984534
Proof that money can buy you luxury but not class.

>>8984534
unglaublich dass du spasti dich hier rumtreibst

>>8984596
The defender will probably be overkill considering your offroad experience.

Why not go with something with more space?

>>8983780
so a half million for a death trap? neat

>>8984534
LOL LOOK AT THE FUCKING INSEAM OF THOSE JEANS LMFAOOOO

>>8983730
this man gets it. also my "made it" car

>>8984134
i love Land Cruisers but this vehicle scream "my cock is so small it may as well be a clit"

>>8983115
A pristine, fully restored Saab 9000 Aero tuned to around 350hp.
>swedish
>Fun wheel drive
>reliable as fuck when maintained properly
>cops dont notice you because u drive a dentist's car
>can blow the doors off of most other cars on the road
>god level interior
>the greatest car ever made by Saab
>turbo
>sick nasty highway pulls without being a beat to shit honda

>>8983729
these are genuinely fun, a friend of mine has one. Fantastic gearbox.

Lexus LS400 for commuting and KLR 650 for fun. Could buy both used for 10k easy. I have enough now, but won't spend it until 10k is a drop in the bucket.

>>8983115
Also an S2000

>>8983584
/thread

>>8984743
That looks so cool. Saved

>>8984596
>>8984665
https://www.topspeed.com/cars/mercedes/2019-mercedes-benz-g-class-ar173938.html
Found another car. This releases in 2019 so by then I will have made it. Right on time!

>>8983821
Don't be a fucking fag and go to /o/, asshole.

Benz Truck

>>8984975
GothBoiClique

>>8983989
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>8983729
Nice. Love that color too

I don't like the idea of buying a really expensive car with all the bells and whistles. Those cars cost a lot to maintain because the parts aren't made in the same numbers as more common cars. I'm not going to "make it" to such a degree that I won't have to run errands and buy groceries, so it needs to be convenient for that. Even if I make hundreds thousands on crypto I'd probably go with a Mazda 3 or some Toyota for reliability.

>>8985656
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>>8984694
>I'm an insecure peasant.

>>8983115
Depends on the amount I've made. I have a "Dream Car" for every price range from $20,000 to $200,000, in increments of 20k. Someone give me a # and I'll give you my dreamcar for that range.


Ideally I want to start at the bottom and progressively upgrade as I get more wealthy. I'll skip a few of the increments, but still get the gist of it.

Final ultimate car is a Bentley Continental though.

bought a black edition Porsche Boxster with crypto earnings in jan, lambo next year

3L Petrol 326 bhp BMW 1 series M135i twin turbo (see pic.)

they look absolutely fucking phenomenal imo

Fucking X6, of course.

About 90% of you has terrible taste holy shit.

>>8984534

Especially this fucking guy.

>>8984233
this, also w126 AMG coupe is really awesome looking. Probably could throw in SLS as well and E34 M5

>>8986817
Powerhouse

>>8983115
nissan leaf or ford focus electric

>>8983115
Probably a Tesla but public transportation is great in my city and I live close to everything so I don’t really need/want a car (I’m not a burger).

>>8986876
Why? That says you made it...in the lower or middle middle class lol

You guys are faggots

>>8987035
Doug is the man.
Is the chick from the Viper video his wife?

A nice clean minimal sleeper BMW M5 in matte black with the license plate "LINK"

>>8986722
Are you fucking kidding me?

What car is your faggot ass buying then?

Already have a c300, going to probably upgrade it to a c43 amg sedan here in a few years though. Can confirm Mercedes C class is awsome, I've driven the e class as aloaner, and yes it's considerably nicer but not really worth it, rather get into AMG instead with my money.

>>8983115
Mercs/BMW's/Audis are the object of desire of all kinds of gypsies, bydlo, and in the west, mudslimes. Basically in works this way in any poor ghetto, no matter where in europe it is. By getting one of these, especially the lower-end ones like C class or 2 Series, you associate yourself with them and their aspirations. Mind you, this is something their marketing teams have worked hard on, a sand nigger from poor part of Paris knows he'll never be able to afford a near-new Jag or so, but a downsized Merc or BMW is totally within their dreams. Even if a E class is something totally different than C class and going further, A class has the very same engine as a Dacia. But it's fine, it can cost twice as much. It's a Mercedes. The marketing knows it gets a pass, because there are people who want to show they made it and can afford a Mercedes. Sounds familiar?

Basically, you are the gypsy.

2018 nsx

>>8987182
Patrician

>>8985656
Same DESU

>>8987411
I can confirm it’s the same in Scandinavia. If you see a mid/low-end BMW it’s a Muslim 3/4 times.

>>8983115
if i made it i will don't need car

>>8983764
Porsche meme

>>8987411
My goal is pussy because i’m kinda ugly. I could care less about the prestige outside of pussy. I don’t need men’s envy..

>>8987411
This Anon gets it aswell. I'd buy a Toyota/Mazda over a low end Mercedes just because of that.

>>8983730
the only right answer

>>8983730
I wanna make love to that car

>>8984534
this is why capitalism was a mistake. peasants like this shouldn't be allowed money, look what they do with it.

Jag F type 2020 sport SVR jet black everything on it

>>8984743
>Saab 9000 Aero
You have nice taste sir

>>8984857
I wanna puke in your mouth, '19 is the worst looking facelift for a g class I ever saw, THE worst, like with all '19 mercs.

>>8983115

Anyone saying don't buy an expensive car will never make it. What is the point of making it if you can't buy things?

I have a $150k car, wifey has a $100k car. Why? Because it feels damn good. It's the same reason we have a nice house. Wherever we spend time should be aesthetically pleasing. It's also symbolic to your personal standards. We also keep our house and cars clean.

That said, I don't carry any debt either. Going heavily into debt to live outside your means is retarded and probably not a good life. If you need a tiny bit of debt to get something a lot better, that's fine if you have a skillset that is useful at making money, even if things go bad.

>>8987650
>I don’t need men’s envy..

If men don't envy you, you sure as hell won't get pussy. Women have shit taste in cars. You need a man's approval to know you have something good. If men validate it, women definitely will because men are more discerning.

I stopped driving few years after I got my license. I don't have anywhere to drive.

I never even borrowed iconic sport car from my parents just to try it for free

>>8988028
Its like all these retard car designers make the cars purposely hideous so they can make the todays average ones look beautiful to the next generation that will look back at the car scene today

>>8984134
>Mercedes

This is not a try hard car, this is a car actual wealthy people drive. Don't put it in the same category as Audi or BMW.

>>8983233
If he takes the c63 amg black series then he will be okay. You wont pull anything with a regular c or s class where I'm from.

>>8984534

Sorry man, that's a meme fag car.

>>8983115
Tesla Model X. $80,000 is a little steep even if I was a multi-millionaire, but I'm an Elon fan & I like the idea of contributing to the electric car movement. Once enough people are in electrics we can actually start to have them make sense for the environment.

>>8983115
>10k is a sign of being well off

>>8984658
Kennst du ihn? Wer ist das?

>>8983928
>>long lasting

come on guys.
Dodge Challenger SRT Demon
This could be the last time EVER that a real car is the fastest thing on the roads before Elon's soymobiles put an end to the glory days. Also I saw some company will tune these from 840 hp to over 1000! Nice just bought 1k hp

Aston Martin DB11

Call me a douche but it would be an SV roadster, 488 spyder or 911 turbo s cabriolet for me.

>>8984534
This picture gave me aids

>>8984616
Did someone punch her in the face? She has an obvious bruise.

>>8986008
Tell me your dream cars for 20, 40, 60, 80k

>>8986087
The boxster gts is cool but unfortunately also over 100k

>>8987454
Thank you

>>8983115
Unironically bought this after cashing out 7 figures in Januari.

>>8989085
Sorry, picrelated
2nd hand, 30k

>>8989085
What country ?

>>8988441
Posting from a Chrysler dealer where we fix these pieces of shit. Don't buy American Cars, especially dodge. It's not the golden age. You'll be buying a broken car and constantly repairing it instead of driving it.

garage space and this beautiful thing

>>8989152
e24 masterrace. You best not be driving up the market price before I start looking for one.

>>8984534
Please repost with /biz note and date as custom.

>>8983395
Thats why u dont buy merc. Its for ignorant chinks dumbass.

>>8989110
Swizzieland, why?

>>8984743
Good taste

Saab is kino in general.

>>8987182
>matte black

2010 called. It wants your shit taste back. Do you also do flash mobs and harlem shake?

>>8989286
There's a difference between a shit matte job and really nice sleek look. Stop being such a faggot.

Tell me this doesn't look fucking amazing?
This is the kinda car where you get the right kind of attention.

>>8984743
>aero
Most boxy thing I've ever seen.

>>8989152
E24 fuck yeah!
I got an 86 and plan to restore it with crypto gains

Lotus Evora. As long as we're eventually allowed to cash out.

I think I'll probably just stick with the Mazda3 for the rest of my life.

I'm scared of driving

>>8989322
it looks black

>>8983115
some electric car with autopilot, that isnt tesla.

>>8989595
Still has a matte finish bro.

Audi RS5 Matte Grey is nice to.

>>8989618
autopilot is tesla's brand so good luck with that

>>8989633
that one also looks black

>>8985946
you are if you drive that big black dildo, yeah

>>8989569
getting one of these this summer, gonna try get comma open pilot working with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwqyxVdxA7o

Dream car, not even that expensive, like 90k€. Pure driving joy. I just hope the retards at Porsche don't make the next one a 4 cylinder turbo abomination. If they do, I hope the 981 generation Spyders don't appreciate too much before I get one.

>>8983115
'99 honda civic

unironically this
i have one. its in rough shape. i would like to do an off-frame restoration and turn it into a mean yet fuel efficient performance car.

due to CAFE regulations, 73-77 gm was more about quality craftsmanship and an exuberant amount of options. i think i will delete the obsolete/ancient cat, then eventually get a nice rocket 350 and tune it to the moon. i would love to make some titanium bumpers with hydrojet tooling to replace the absurdly heavy ones that came with the car, but maybe that is overreaching

Bentley truck end goal

>>8989569
same with mazda6

>>8984534
Haters and plebs gonna hate bro.

Gz on making it.

>>8989322
Looks good. Paint or wrap? How much?

>>8990081
The M6 ranges from 60k-90k if I recall correctly. It's a matte paint job, I find the wrap too much.

Pretty sure paint/wrap jobs only will set you back 2-5k, maybe more depending on how nice you want it.

I want a sleeper car that doesn't look obnoxious, presents class, is fast as fuck and is a nice luxury brand that's not taken lightly. Preferably fully debadged and inconspicuous.

>>8987826
This for me, not so practical though. I would get a used base model, not the R

>>8988336
>>8986961
The fossil fueled faggotry ITT is exhausting
The tasteful choice has been pre selected for you all.

>>8990365
>t. ecofag with mediocre taste

>>8987826
Same, I'm gonna need the fixed wing though. To me the retractable one looks like it's a broken piece hanging off. Also they reduced the top speed form 200 to 186 with the retractable spoiler. Not that you'll ever go that fast but still.

>>8990155
Yup, m6 and rs5 unbadged sleepers are nice, nothing wrong with that.

>>8988452
This is the god tier

>>8986817
>>8983730
Literally only two cars in the thread that go UP in value over years provided they are maintained.

aQezJN7

currently driving a c class gotta say it's pretty fucking sweet

>>8983115
Porsche turbo

>>8991117
an apartment on wheels brah

>>8990365
enjoy replacing the battery every 12 months (which is super toxic for the environment)

>>8987182
my license plate will say 1k EOY only the truest link marines will know

>>8987182
>sleeper
>m5

pick one

>>8991979
True dat. For some minivan driver it may be a bit of a "sleeper" compared to some Ferrari, that's what I meant.

Rate my car blog, thanks.
>NW of 1-10 million USD
m2 competition (juicy s55 engine )
caymam gt4 (this is ez mode)
TVR griffith (just cuz fuck other cars in this price point)
>NW of 10-100 million USD
huracan performante (LAMBO)
gt2rs (ultimate track toy)

>billionaire from crypto
pagani zonda 760rs
VW Chiron
egghead agera rs

My daily = brabus 4x4 g500

>>8991979
The thing is... retarded normies think its a 3 series. That's why I said d badge it and have an exhaust that you can switch from loud to quiet.

>>8989984
You just convinced me.

Leave Porsches for white guys that want to pull off the "I'm old, lame and have no taste" look

>majority posted here are soyboy cars
>super low test
>not buying an iconic piece of classic muscle history for under $30k
>not buying an actually appreciating vehicle
>not buying an actual man's car

wow lads

you're all boring as fuck.

this is my made it car.

>>8983115
3 cars .
Keep Toyota Corolla for daily
W211 E55 amg
BMW e36 m3 .

Those are the only vehicles I want. Obviously if I ever made "enough" id try to acquire some kind of ferrari

>>8989152
I like your style. Anon.

>>8993393
>not buying an appreciating vehilcle
what you meant was
>not buying a car that's hit absolute rock bottom

>>8993467

>>8993699
Rare cars are good investments. Even basic ones that are old and low miles .

I'll know I've made it when I don't need to own a car anymore.

>>8984534
Lookit fuckin' Mr.T here.

>>8993728
Mine is neither, but with a 911(especially a 996), they've essentially bottomed out.
Despite the fried egg and shit, it's still an excellent performer and for how cheap I got it, it's a ridiculous value.
If the same happens to the 996 as happened to the 993 and 964, I'm profiting, which is exactly what I want.

I don't understand, why would I buy a car if I have a working 2001 suzuki esteem? there's always something better to do with money than throwing it away

>>8993916
live a little you fucking feeble faggot.

>>8983115
Tesla
Maserati
Lotus
H3

>>8983729

My nigga. I got one of these cars too, 2017 though. I’ll probably drive this for 15 years. Stealth wealth is where it’s at

>>8989651
lol, ok. you must live in san fransisco.

A Lotus Exige desu, I don't need much

>>8983115
1960s VW beetle in primo condition. im not a stupid nigga that wastes cash on overpriced garbage..
>>8994107
..such as this.